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@AyodiMK
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2 months
My son, Normalize disappearing from your girlfriend/wife for a few days. A man should be scarce, unavailable, unpredictable, and ungovernable. Be a man.
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@thelifeofmbaya No politician can speak on behalf of Gen Z anywhere, let alone Nyanza. Odinga tutamsalimia akileta hii upuzi. We are fighting for a better Kenya for all of us na yeye anaweka mchezo.
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@AyodiMK
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@KhalifKairo Bro, I have proof that ulilipwa. Where were you on June 27 at 9pm, and July 9 at around 11pm?
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@citizentvkenya At least I support this. Next should be bill to punish radio stations that extorts Kenyans in the name of winning. Ati "who is the president of Kenya?", send your answer to win 200k. "Abdul kutoka Mombasa anasema president WA Kenya ni Kalonzo"
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@RobertAlai He has never succeeded dissolving any cabinet when he's out of government. Wacheni kudandia our success. Wee enda DNA
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@AyodiMK
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6 years
Today i choose to subscribe to @MigunaMiguna school of thought when he says that it was a hand-cheque. @MigunaMiguna swore @RailaOdinga only to be rejected, sedated, drugged, and forcefully exiled. Now he is here warning us on MoU. @RailaOdinga we will avoid yoy like a plague.
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@DCI_Kenya You were able to find the tweet within minutes but it took you two years to know bodies were being dumped in a quarry? Just RESIGN
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@AyodiMK
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1 year
@Kenyans A person earning 10,000 is not able to meet all their basic needs eg food, rent, bills the whole month without going to debts yet such a person will need to pay the government 3%.
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@AyodiMK
Hon. Kelvin Ayodi
6 years
If @MigunaMiguna was @dkmaraga , all the NYS thugs would be rotting in jail by now. This world is extremely unfair. It allows THUGS to investigate THUGS and prosecute THUGS. @MigunaMiguna come home, come fight for us. We will be at JKIA like ants to receive you.
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
Building churches through harambees while abducting and killing harmless protestors must be the SARCASM of the century.
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@RobertAlai Big HEAD but you don't know where you're HEADED. President and parliament discarded Finance Bill 2024 while the court is talking about Finance Bill 2023. Just big head but cannot understand anything.
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@RobertAlai Based on this post, it appears that the size of this head is inversely proportional to its thinking capacity
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@AyodiMK
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4 months
@BiancaNaom1 Hanifa said that juzi, were you sleeping?
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@AyodiMK
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4 months
@RodgersKipembe We will open Finland issue if he continues like this
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@citizentvkenya Why don't media unite and retaliate by not airing anything from government or CAK. WAOGA NYINYI
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@EvansMiloo254 This is the kind of politics we are fighting against.
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@AyodiMK
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2 years
@HEBabuOwino Kumbe pia wewe unakuanga ngombe. Assuming you are correct, 142000/142000000×100% gives us 1% NOT 0.01% that we are arguing about
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@ntvkenya 591m to pay spiritual conmen in the name of pastors?
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@AyodiMK
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4 years
@ntvkenya Nani hu advice this guy, it's high time that advisor aachishwe kazi. Wakati walikua na rallies za BBI,hawakua wanaona waeke cessation of movement. Huyu jamaa akitoka presidency next year asiwahi oneka anywhere in public.
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@AyodiMK
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2 months
@KhalifKairo Spaghetti ndio unaitwa home made meal? No wonder Una attract tu rejected ladies despite having money...
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@EstherPassaris @Osama_otero @WilliamsRuto He asked us to boycott the president's space yesterday. He even edited the poster terming it as "fake". This is why we are angry
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@AyodiMK
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6 years
@bro_comment @KhaledBeydoun We are not responsible for your inability to understand English
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@AyodiMK
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7 years
Nimesave all photos that circulated today. So when i will be marrying i will be checking if your face is in those nude photos. #ifikiewazazi #KatambeAdiKwaWazazi
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@AyodiMK
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2 months
@HusseinMohamedg @WilliamsRuto Sasa bro, kulaunch posho mill kisii ni stalled projects before elections? You guys are embarrassing my vote.. us that campaigned and voted for him now look unreasonable
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3 months
@ntvkenya Deploying them to eliminate bandits in west pokot and Baringo is where we draw the line
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4 months
@AlinurMohamed_ You have not followed me @AyodiMK
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4 months
@MckennaMK And noon was no longer time to eat, noon was the time to DIE- An excerpt from The Caucasian Chalk Circle
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@Nyaberih_ Though hii ni story za jaba, but we need to sell this information to our parents
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2 months
@georgediano This is untrue. He met both and the daughter showed Raila a clip of police officers harassing them when they gained access
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@Kenyans Watu sio wajinga..how is burning his house related to overthrowing the president?
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@MRSMuruguu Which are these Gen Z that do not have even a single lady😂😂 watu sio wajinga bana
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@Ben_Kitili I have seen two boda boda guys that I'm paying fees for their kids. Henceforth, I withdraw that support with immediate effect waende Ruto awalipie juu wanaona Gen Z wanafanya vitu ya upuzi
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@charlruto Uko sure sio wewe unaongezea babako hasira? Nothing meaningful in that presser
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@KhalifKairo @Osama_otero I'm still surprised how the president knew Osama anaitwa Kevin. Bank names ofcourse
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@EstherPassaris Madam we know you are eating with the oppressor that's why while you pretend to appreciate our efforts, you have repeatedly ridiculed us. Tuko na receipts of you getting paid by our oppressor. Once we clean the mess in the national government, we will revisit. Good night
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@RobertAlai Nigga thinks his employees didn't tell us. Three employees told me at 3pm that they have been instructed to shut off internet by 5pm. Then he tells us internet redundancy, watu sio wajinga @Safaricom_Care
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@KenJRaphael You forgot to edit the date
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4 months
@AokoOtieno_ We don't want division. Say "people if eldoret". We no longer refer to each other by their tribes
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@NPSOfficial_KE We are not interested in family dispute over burial. We want to know your action against the killer cop who killed the boy. Have you arrested him?
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@AyodiMK
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@TheStarKenya Why didn't they curse those stealing their wealth through using taxes for selfish interests? Hao wazee ni washenzi sana
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2 months
My son, Don't be like a political henchman who agrees with everything the oppressor says. If you are a YES man, the world will fuck you so badly. Listen or Perish. Stay Guided.
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@AyodiMK
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4 months
@MckennaMK You can follow each others guys
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@WilliamsRuto We are supposed to host you. We don't want Itumbi 's bloggers to be the one on the mic to mislead you. This will be biased.
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@AyodiMK
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4 years
@Crazy_Nairabian Following everyone who gonna follow me @AyodiMK
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@AyodiMK
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2 years
@HEBabuOwino Ata 0.44% ya Wajackoyah didn't get to 100k how will 0.01% give 142k🤣🤣🤣
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@AyodiMK
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@Osama_otero Na mnifollow pia nikue nasema I became popular through revolution
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@OsoroSylvanus Wewe nikupate huko bunge 2027 ndio sasa tulimane intellectually Hadi utoroke. Kulimana ya content and intelligence sio hiyo yako ya hiring goons
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@BuzekiKiprop Likes of Duale holding him hostage. Trust me,if parliament declines his reappointment to head Defense Ministry, he will go back to sponsoring alshabaab and you will start hearing new cases of attacks. @WilliamsRuto should not bow to the pressure from these crooks
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@AyodiMK
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7 years
Thank you citizen tv for promoting our hashtag #IfikieWazazi
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@AyodiMK
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1 year
@MikeSonko Martin Dunfird, founder of carnivore. Mko Carnivore
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@LarryMadowo @goodwinallegra Kenyan media were scared to report
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@Kenyans @OsoroSylvanus , we have your sensitive clips. Continue ranting and you will unite Kenya.
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@AyodiMK
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4 months
@AlinurMohamed_ Guys, beware that Divide and rule has started and some of you are falling to it. FOCUS, We will not relent
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@AyodiMK
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Prof Magoha wants to prove to Kenyans that he has thick skin with 84 pages of CV and that he is learned. Bwana Magoha, how does that add to our children's learning? I see you as a ruler and not a leader. Do you even know what a lesson plan is??? #Newsnight
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@AyodiMK
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2 months
At first, it feels like your partner is Godsent, but as time goes on, you realise that God knows nothing about this person.
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@gpdkaluma @RailaOdinga It's time for competence to shine over mtu wetu. Raila, Ruto, Mudavadi, Wetangula, Kalonzo, Gachagua and all those common names MUST GO.
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@AyodiMK
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2 months
What next after the Gen Z protests?
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@AyodiMK
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3 months
@MrRightke Ngoma mona ya Bahati Bukuku inamaliza hiyo 6 hours without repeating 😅
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@WaruiJohn2 We have enough churches already. Can we say the same about number of schools? How many schools have we done to construct schools?
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@AyodiMK
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4 months
@ItsMutai We distance ourselves from these mediocres.. Gen Z does not have any leaders
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4 months
@MigunaMiguna @wmnjoya @faosiemo I'm aware some were given 500k at an undisclosed restaurant on Sunday. They have changed the tune from #REJECTF İNANCEBİLL2024 to "Revolution sio rahisi"
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@mbiti_mwondi Wetangula ni kama aliamua his women must lead the health sector
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Nancy Macharia of @TSC_KE has been frustrating our teachers for a while. Now. It's time Nancy should go. I'll be tweeting this everyday until she goes.
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@AyodiMK
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@BiancaNaom1 We want a better Kenya for all of madam. Not a better Kenya for @KIMANIICHUNGWAH only and other crooks.
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@AyodiMK
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4 months
@Kimuzi_ Some bigwigs were not actually arrested like they purport, waliitwa wakapewa 500k each. Haven't you noticed the change in tune immediately?
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@Nyaberih_ Like I said earlier, although this is story za jaba, our parents need to be told such jaba stories ndio watuunge mkono. Let's sell this stories to them
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@AyodiMK
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@UKenyatta Lakini uhunye tuseme tu ukweli, unafeel aje uninyime kazi, niende mjengo alafu unilazimishe kutoa VAT 8% alafu gava yako iibe hiyo pesa?
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@EzekielMutua Of all the things happening, including shooting and police spraying canon water in residential houses in Zimmerman, this is all you can defend. Wewe pia anguka huko
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@AyodiMK
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@MckennaMK DP and Nordin Haji should know that we can not interfere with their boardroom rapture. We are looking forward to cleansing the country
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@dailynation @MigunaMiguna swore in @RailaOdinga who now think that @MigunaMiguna is an enemy. Were it not for that oath, @MigunaMiguna would be home now. If we can cause trouble to others then call them enemies of their own then heaven is not our portion & we can see it only thru @viusasa
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@Bookten8 Follow me guys @AyodiMK so that I can be telling people that my fight for liberation made me popular 😂😂
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@kibeandy Wewe yesterday you were seen at Camelia gardens in Limuru with one person that is associated with the government. We are doubting your credibility on rejecting Finance Bill 2024
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@AlinurMohamed_ They just question us, try to frustrate us and inform us not to say anything. We will not bow down
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@AyodiMK
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@Kenyans But you were frequently eating his money with your frequent visits in Karen
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@McKennaMK Where is Propesa to start with
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@AyodiMK
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@Osama_otero How did the president know unaitwa "Kevin". We never heard you introducing yourself. Your ping connectivity shows you're around state house currently. Watu sio wajinga
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@AyodiMK
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@AlinurMohamed_ The guy in yellow and green on motorbikes immediately after the second "allow your parents" banner were seen alongside other motorbikes at Kinoo police station In Kikuyu constituency.. Most likely that they were funded
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@MarvinGakunyi And Kirinyaga woman rep
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@AyodiMK
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@WilliamsRuto Add speakers, you're currently the only speaker. Alafu Itumbi stop embarrassing the president, mute the mic before you murmur to him
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@BiancaNaom1 Wewe endea 20k yako polepole kwa Itumbi acha kutusumbua
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@danlangat_ One of the victims texted me. I don't know who is she but the thing is #ifikiewazazi #KatambeAdiKwaWazazi
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@AyodiMK
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Definition of sovereign: possessing supreme or ultimate power. Article 1 of the constitution says sovereign power belongs to the people of Kenya. That means people are supreme, followed by the constitution then the state officers
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@Kimuzi_ Drop handles if I haven't followed you @AyodiMK . Follow me too
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@AyodiMK
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4 years
@ntvkenya I tried to check Suluhu's history, she has always been humble, never been a feminist like our broke group here in Kenya. She made it successfully to the top seat. You don't have to falsely accuse a male child or become vengeful and bitter to make it.
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@kipmurkomen Utavaa suti ya pesa ngapi ukiingia hii matanga mkuu
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@AyodiMK
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@StandardKenya Finally, the Letter I wrote to IMF yesterday has been answered partially. The major demand was no loaning corruption in Kenya. Guys, your support will make this move possible. Let's all write to IMF
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@AyodiMK
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@UKenyatta @UNOPS Mimi uninyime kazi, niende mjengo, niishi kwa nyumba ya mabati kibera ya rent ya 1200, ukuje unipore na 8% VAT, uniambie affordable housing yenye nitalipa 30k, wewe jameni, ata shetani ni beshte yako kweli?
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