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@AutiMac

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I like fast men, I like fast cars, and I like fast food. - Anna Nicole Smith

Joined September 2011
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@AutiMac
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8 years
Giving my high school one last chance to tell me something about my cleavage 🤘🏼
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8 years
little me things 🐚
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@AutiMac
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8 years
More to come 💋
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@AutiMac
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10 years
I don't wanna stay up late if we have school tomorrow but I also don't wanna go to sleep early if we don't.... http://t.co/fKlQWyIFdp
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@AutiMac
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4 years
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@AutiMac
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5 years
Bitch beans will be spilledt
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@AutiMac
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9 years
Prom with my baes http://t.co/GT0Mwx9M0S
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@AutiMac
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8 years
bout to hit the club and dance like a strippa
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@AutiMac
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7 years
im a mess but he kinda likes it
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@AutiMac
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9 years
Fuck Irving High School, fuck 2016 and lastly fuck those student council bitches who will be talking about this tweet but wont @ me. 👌🏼😇
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5 years
we’ll just see em in the summertime
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@AutiMac
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5 years
Proud to announce I just got pulled over by the cops and my ex literally drove by, rolled down his window and laughed! 💕
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@AutiMac
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9 years
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@AutiMac
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5 years
I did NOT show up to this date looking all expensive for this man to show up in all sweats. #HeFuckedUp
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@AutiMac
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6 years
A healthy (almost) 20 year old trying her best
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
3 years
Ya’ll made fun of me for having a lil hamster car. Guess who’s laughing now filling up my tank for $20!
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@AutiMac
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6 years
😭
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@AutiMac
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7 years
Me being an indian giver and stealing my gift back from my side dick for misbehaving but accidentally spending the night
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
7 years
i wanna sin again
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@AutiMac
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4 years
I didn’t know you could fucking see that someone viewed your profile on LinkedIn and the guy I’m supposed to go out with on Tuesday texted me asking if I “found what I was looking for”. Goodbye.
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
5 years
i got bangs and haven't piped down about it since
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
11 years
#incomingfreshmanadvice you don't need to "respect" upperclassmen. seriously. they are not adults. they are teens just like you.
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@AutiMac
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4 years
had to be done
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
8 years
last night 🕶
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
5 years
you bout to make me act up
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@AutiMac
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3 years
My ex would always flex how real his jewelry was and how much his shit cost. Tell me why I go to pawn the earrings he left at my house some months ago and them hoes $30!!! #sick
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@AutiMac
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8 years
✨werk✨
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
6 years
If you hate onions, then u hate flavor. And ur unseasoned as hell. The truth hurts.....
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@AutiMac
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6 years
i leased two apartments today #commissionbaby
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@AutiMac
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7 years
little brunch girl
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@AutiMac
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8 years
Back at it again with the pink fur
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@AutiMac
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8 years
seriously...
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@AutiMac
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8 years
nye ✨
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7 years
Real Sisters
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@AutiMac
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7 years
Feeling myself while also being a nerd
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@AutiMac
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7 years
I told my grandma "I just feel like I'm a terrible person" and this bitch really said "You are mija...." 💀
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@AutiMac
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9 years
I graduated high school today 🎓 #yas
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@AutiMac
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9 years
🤔
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@AutiMac
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4 years
... this guy was like “hey u down to shoot a scene for my music video?” And I was like “Yeah of course bet!”... ONLY to discover he wants me to actually shoot the music video.... as the camerawoman!!
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
5 years
Still traumatized that this girl at the bar was hyping me up to shoot my shot at the bartender only for him to tell me he has a girlfriend and then they started making out in front of me. 🤘🏼
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@AutiMac
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5 years
cinnamon girl
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@AutiMac
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11 years
Dyed my hair guys hehehe 🙈 http://t.co/yBwr9VBePQ
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@AutiMac
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5 years
My ex boyfriend was telling me he’s a none essential worker... like who would’ve thought that we wouldn’t need a DJ for the Reckoning?
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@AutiMac
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7 years
Good thing theres a fire extinguisher behind me bc he sprung off this fire
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@AutiMac
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8 years
Meet me by tha lake 👅
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@AutiMac
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10 years
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@AutiMac
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4 years
Sometimes.... as co-parents u gotta set ur differences aside for ur kid... i always got love for my BM. Gave me the greatest blessing a man could ask for! 🙏🏼
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@AutiMac
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7 years
never before seen~new years eve 2018
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@AutiMac
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7 years
xoxo
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@AutiMac
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6 years
It’s not even worth it to be a lesbian sometimes... this bitch had me drive all the way to Denton to watch Love, Simon. Um excuse me?
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@AutiMac
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3 years
When I was in school we used to say “That’s why your teeth are throwing up gang signs”… well come to find out the kids are now saying “That’s why your teeth are social distancing.” 💀💀💀
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
4 years
Just found out that when I was drunk I did a Shakira impression for a guy i was on a date with and apparently I didn’t sound like her AT ALL.... 🥴
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@AutiMac
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7 years
Lil quick pic
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@AutiMac
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6 years
dis isnt my room
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@AutiMac
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5 years
a bitch had a really good day, that is all
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@AutiMac
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8 years
I just want an honest man who can actually make me cum
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8 years
he think he love me... i think he trolling 🤔
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9 years
Don't you ever look at me like that, with your pencil-done winged eyeliner again.
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@AutiMac
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3 years
tbt to when i invited 2 boys to my kickback and made all my friends secretly vote who was going to be the “winner”. I miss being 19 😔🤟🏽
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
3 years
Never forget the time I went on a date with a guy and I suggested sushi. Once we arrived he revealed he’s deathly allergic to shellfish and never carries an epipen because he’s “ready”. Honorable mention: he was mad there was no chicken on the menu. I hope he’s well.
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miss foolie
8 years
a lil visual of me being wine drunk and stressed; fantasizing about my million dollar idea for Shark Tank. ur welcome.
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8 years
i can't relate
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@AutiMac
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5 years
I was roasting on my coworker for touching stray cats and she hit me back with that I touch stray men? Ouch to say the least.
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
10 years
@Johnny_ElNegro @VicTacoSauruS that's not right. it doesn't matter the circumstance, you don't purposefully humiliate people. You're scum.
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7 years
This bitch
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@AutiMac
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5 years
Having no hoes is the worst!!! I already organized all my junk drawers, did some crafts, and read a book...
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7 years
taken with my nintendo ds
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7 years
My bob the builder ass boyfriend dumped me the same day of my grandpa’s funeral.... swear my life a movie 🤘🏼🤣👅👌🏼💯 lmao
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@AutiMac
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8 years
Just a small town girlt 🤘🏼😔
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@AutiMac
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9 years
u know i give u lyfe 💫
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6 years
sweet baby angel princess girl
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@AutiMac
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10 years
Toy Tiger Fairy Godmother ✨✨✨ http://t.co/nAktYhifDn
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@AutiMac
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8 years
Lumberjack Hoe 👅
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@AutiMac
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9 years
naughty and nice for the night
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@AutiMac
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7 years
i hate being so beautiful and interesting, bc LITERALLY anytime im out in public someone tries to ignite small talk.
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@AutiMac
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6 years
My time is now.
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@AutiMac
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4 years
My coworker’s 5 year old son told me that I “look like I don’t have a car”? Can I report him to human resources????? ☺️
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
4 years
I was at Target with my situationship and the cashier asked him if I was his girlfriend and we all just stared at each other. 💔
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@AutiMac
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8 years
U cant tell in this picture but I am actually really bored
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@AutiMac
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4 years
Did I make a mistake and embarass myself yesterday? Yes. But am I gonna let it define me??? Absolutely.
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@AutiMac
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7 years
Same hoes u crushed on in elementary
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@AutiMac
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6 years
What happened to all yall with the “He’s only 20 and has his whole life ahead of him. It was just a wittle tiny baby mistake “ attitudes? 🤭
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9 years
"u look skinny today"
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@AutiMac
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4 years
I had a boyfriend for like 5 minutes and I felt mentally ill. Never again!
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9 years
wild thangs 🐾
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@AutiMac
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7 years
I literally brought Jenga to the bar to meet new friends and everyone is giving me and my tower of blocks the cold shoulder
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@AutiMac
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8 years
Ideally, I'd be wearing a silky two piece lingerie set, smoking a cigarette & sipping on bourbon while a man whose soul I own sucks my toes
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@AutiMac
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3 years
I just went to the completely wrong restaurant for my interview today…. but a bitch still got the job! 🤟🏽
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@AutiMac
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8 years
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11 years
Lil ole me 🙈 http://t.co/anYdejKvzo
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11 years
Never forget tho http://t.co/dHgjin2kj4
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@AutiMac
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5 years
So I was all in my feelings about a guy and went to grab a water before bed when the fucking takeout he left all open in my fridge fell all over my fucking floor... the universe doesn't answer ur questions, it only gives u signs.
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
8 years
Going after your friend's boyfriend after they break up? Pathetic.
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
4 years
I feel like too many men ask “Who’s pussy is this?” and not enough women ask “Who’s dick is this?”.... I am going to start. I will let yall know how it goes once my experiment is complete!
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@AutiMac
miss foolie
10 years
I might have my fly down, but we still fly ✈️ http://t.co/ncmDvkS3tC
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7 years
don’t speak to me or my son ever again
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