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Eliza Black 🔥

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❄️Santa Claus is coming…❄️ Well, maybe not him, but Kara and Levi definitely are 🥵 Sin & Sleigh Rides releases in less than a month! Hit that preorder button to bring all this steamy Christmas-y fun to your Kindle on 11/14 😘

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5 months

@emilykmay A couple weeks ago I told my toddler that if she peed on the floor I was going to eat her m&ms because I decided I wanted the punishment to benefit me

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5 months

@emilykmay If I have to clean up pee, I deserve m&ms

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1 year

@ask_aubry The back of someone else’s car is my favorite place to change my tampon

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2 years

I will defend the Oxford comma until my dying breath.

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5 months

@StacieMWrites @emilykmay Mine didn’t even cry. She watched me eat them and then said “next time if I go on the potty I get m&ms?” and I was worried she’d start offering to pee on the floor when she thought I’d like some m&ms

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2 years

Anyone want to do a #writerslift this morning? Post your WIP, published work, etc. and share some of the other responses! I’ll FB any writer/reader accounts 😊

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5 months

@ArtdeMaison @emilykmay Good thing I ate them then. Saved her life.

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11 months

@emilykmay That was the first time I cried over the death of someone I didn’t know. I’m still not over it. Never will be.

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2 years

That was a very successful #writerslift and I’m excited to meet all of you! Two more followers and I’ll be at 300! Now to get more reads/likes/follows on my story…

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1 year

@hank_dolworth @ask_aubry Well yeah. Privacy.

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9 months

@emilykmay I absolutely think she should go to jail, but her attorney was legitimately terrible. Did you watch the videos? It was embarrassing to watch her.

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1 year

Baby boy arrived safely at 10:02 this morning! We’re all doing really well 💙

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5 months

@emilykmay Am I supposed to be using a different one now? I bought one like 8 years ago

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5 months

@natstoothbrush @emilykmay I mean… I got m&ms lol it was a win-win and also a lose-lose because I did have to clean up pee

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1 year

@hank_dolworth @ask_aubry Such a gentleman 🥰

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2 years

So you’re telling me that in order to keep publishing books, I have to keep writing books? Like. Entire books?!

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2 years

3700 words today. That's the best writing day I've ever had. Someone give me a congratulatory kiss.

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2 years

@ask_aubry I think she’s entitled to do whatever she wants to the rest of her half of the pizza. If they bought it to share, then half is hers. Legally. But she went too far by eating his toppings too. Therefore, she ITA. That’s science.

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2 years

What’s the one kink you will always read? The one kink that can take a book from a 6 to a 9? For me: breeding (not necessarily pregnancy)

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1 year

There’s nothing like it 💙 hopefully they’ll let us go home sometime tomorrow

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4 months

My toddler just came walking out of my room with her new microphone. It was my magic wand. She wasn’t happy when I took it away.

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2 years

Writers - where do you store all of your writings? Especially if you write books. My google drive is running out of space.

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2 years

Food my daughter likes: ketchup, tomato soup, chili Food my daughter doesn’t like: tomatoes

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1 year

This time tomorrow, I should be holding my new baby 😍😍

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1 year

I saw this on Facebook and… are you guys okay? Whatever you’re going through, ketchup on pizza isn’t the answer.

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2 years

I added 2500 words to my book today

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1 year

5 more days 👶🏻💙 I could’ve scheduled my c section for tomorrow, but I decided I didn’t want to have major surgery on Friday the 13th. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” -Michael Scott

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2 years

SOS my mom is joining Twitter

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2 years

I tried to kill a spider and just knocked it off the wall so now it’s wandering around my bedroom floor. If I burn my house down, it’s self defense, right?

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2 years

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2 years

I have a few people I want to add to my circle but I don’t want to force my boobs down your throat (I mean… I kind of do) so can you just tell me if you want to be added and then I’ll decide if I agree?

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2 years

I can do one of these things.

¨•*¨*•. 𝒯𝒾𝓃𝓎 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇.•*¨*•¨

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2 years

😈☺️🤣

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1 year

Maybe strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords should be a basis for a system of government.

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2 years

Writing smut with your father in law sitting across the room is a new experience for me. On a related note: Christmas smut coming soon

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2 years

This might be a long shot, but what are the chances we can get me to 2000 followers in March?

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2 years

My audiobook just started playing in the car with my husband, sister, and, … parents 🙃

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2 years

Why is Medium always suggesting such serious articles to me? Look at my reading history. Read the room.

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8 months

I only breastfeed in public for attention and to ruin your marriage

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2 years

Is there anything more awkward than a lowercase cursive b?

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2 years

Stolen. Let’s play 😉

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2 years

A lovely bandwagon to jump on? Don’t mind if I do.

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7 months

Haircut 💇🏼‍♀️

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1 year

My smart, sassy chatterbox who loves to sing and play outside and would eat pbj for every meal is officially 2 today 💗💗

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2 years

Let’s cancel cancel culture

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8 months

It’s my birthday! “Eliza, what do you want for your birthday?” Wow, I wasn’t expecting you to ask. Umm… I’d really love for you to read one of my books!

Eliza Black | Author

I write steamy contemporary romance and dark romance. My work is available on Amazon and Kindle Vella.

books.elizablack.com

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2 years

The whole chaotic column is giving me hives. Writing out of order??? I’m a neutral plotter, although I’ve never tried a beat sheet. But I’d probably like them. Maybe next time.

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11 months

I did it! I finished my novella! At least the first draft of it. Someone send me a cake.

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2 years

Called out

A.D.🍀🦩

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2 years

🙂🙃

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9 months

The cutest ear

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2 years

Aww my first random rude DM 🥹

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1 year

My husband told me I'm the only person he knows who still uses regular headphones instead of Bluetooth ones. Am I the only person in the world who uses the Apple headphones that came with my phone for free?

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2 years

In honor of titty Tuesday, I’ve decided to go braless for the rest of the day

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2 years

@JacquelineFieck I’ve found that replying to other people does more than just tweeting by yourself. Start that way, and then add more and more of your own tweets. Yours likely aren’t showing up for most of your followers because the algorithm encourages interaction.

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8 months

I’m putting two prologues in my next book out of spite

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2 years

If you live in a northern state and you’re about to get snowed in, might I suggest some nice smut to warm you up? Dear Vivian is officially done! Binge it now! Seriously. Right now.

Dear Vivian | Kindle Vella

www.amazon.com

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1 year

This baby is being evicted two weeks from today, whether he likes it or not 🥳

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2 years

I just hit 350 Medium followers 💗💗💗 you’re the best friends a girl could ask for

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1 year

This seems like a thing some of you would enjoy

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2 years

I passed 10k words on my WIP yesterday and didn't notice, so we're celebrating it today 🥳

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1 year

Guess who doesn’t have gestational diabetes 🥳🥳🥳

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2 years

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2 years

Just so you all know, my booty is extra jiggly in a good way right now

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2 years

I wrote over 2000 words yesterday, those are my favorite days 💗

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2 years

She was outside for less than a minute. Apparently it’s snowing.

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2 years

We can see the northern lights from our garage. It’s freaking cool.

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8 months

I am 9 sales away from a monthly milestone that I didn't think I'd hit this year. Those same 9 sales would cross off one of my 2024 goals - to sell more books this year than I did last year. That's bananas!

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1 year

@ask_aubry Do you think the c section thing is because he’s nervous he won’t fit anymore after a vaginal delivery?

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11 months

Why don’t we like boobs anymore? I missed something

Meg Becker 🦋

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11 months

Ooh people are big mad about boobs now? Oops.

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2 years

I did not think this tweet would blow up like it has. To my fellow Oxford-comma defenders, thank you. To everyone trying to change our minds, we are a stubborn, opinionated, and strong-willed army, and we will not be defeated.

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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11 months

@emilykmay I don’t even understand what they’re saying honestly

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2 years

I fall in love too easily for flirty DMs

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1 year

My daughter (almost 2) alternates between asking to hear “cuckoo song” [So Long, Farewell] and “doe a deer a female deer” [Do Re Mi] and can sing a surprising amount of both of them. Who do I give my address to for my Mother of the Year award?

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2 years

Before you fall in love with me, you should know that I require all of your time and attention. I’m a full-time job.

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2 years

It would be a lot easier to write this week if my family knew I was a writer

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8 months

I have officially sold as many books this year as I did last year 🥳🥳

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2 years

1000 followers? Welcome, we like smut here

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1 year

Should I sign books?

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2 years

You know what would be an exciting release day treat? Hitting 1600 followers 😏😘

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11 months

@emilykmay I was in the car with my husband and his parents and my thoughts immediately went to her poor babies who need her even more than we need her. And we desperately need her.

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2 years

One of my worst fears is dropping my phone in the toilet

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2 years

I sneezed and my vagina farted. How’s your Monday going?

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2 years

I added Twitter to my screen time limits on my phone so if I disappear halfway through the day, you know why

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2 years

30k words 🥳🥳🥳 officially the longest thing I’ve written. Dear Vivian didn’t quite make it to 30k

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2 years

And this book is DONE 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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2 years

Note to self: don't sneeze with a full bladder

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2 years

How are you spending the last day of 2022? I am flying home with my teething baby

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2 years

It’s only Thursday but I’m taking tomorrow off and turning my 3 day birthday weekend into a 4 day birthday weekend 🥳🥳

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3 months

I’m 31 I have 2 children I have 1 pet I’m almost 5’7” I have green eyes

Meg Becker 🦋

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3 months

I'm 33 I have no children I have two pets I'm 5'9ish I have green eyes

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9 months

I went to the kitchen to get my phone charger and got a handful of peanut butter m&ms instead on accident

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5 months

@raekennedy_ I actually think you waited too long to start drinking

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10 months

Fun Twitter post time. Share a picture of yourself where you feel beautiful. It doesn’t have to be recent. beautiful is not a gendered term, so it’s open to everyone.

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10 months

Fun Twitter post time. Share a picture of yourself where you feel beautiful. It doesn’t have to be recent. beautiful is not a gendered term, so it’s open to everyone.

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1 year

How early is too early for fries and coke?

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1 year

We almost made it to Halloween

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2 years

My daughter (17 months) is afraid of elevators and my husband (28 years) is afraid of escalators. I guess we’re a stairs family.

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1 year

The countdown is on! This baby is coming out in 10 days unless he decides to come earlier. Also I found my duffel bag, so I can pack for the hospital. And we got out the infant car seat. And his room is painted (aside from the trim). Nothing like a little procrastination.

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1 year

QT a pic of you wearing shades

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1 year

Nothing bonds you to another human quite like holding them while they’re simultaneously drinking from your boobs and pooping

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