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@AuntChaotic

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folk witch. i do youtube & tiktok 📚author of Spells for Change ☕️co-host of Books & Broomsticks podcast |

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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
Hi new followers! I’m Frankie (also known as Chaotic Witch Aunt) - I’m a folk witch & Italian American folk practitioner, spirit worker, and devotee to Diana. I like books, plants, & witchy things I mostly shitpost here, but you can find me elsewhere below!
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
Men making fun of “astrology girls” or witches for stuff isn’t new, it’s just repackaged misogyny.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
i saw a video that talked about astro world, and how people find it easier to blame it on something metaphysical or spiritual than accept the truth; that people are shit. and a lot of us don’t care about each other.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
biblically accurate angel hierarchy Biblically Accurate Angel Hierarchy BIBLICALLY ACCIRATE ANGEL HIERARCHY
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
Before & after. Thanks to @hawkhatesyou for finally giving me the courage to do it.
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
y’all i understand the stress and anxiety of the whole “WW3 could happen tomorrow” but maybe, just maybe. could Americans stop making jokes about something that is literally forcing Ukrainians out of their homes?
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
i hate the “having sex with someone could create a soul tie” narrative for a few reasons but mostly because there’s never a disclaimer or discussion around that soul tie coming from CONSENSUAL sex…. so you’re telling me i could have a soul tie with my assaulter?
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
oh boy, it’s happening! stay calm! what’s the procedure everyone, what’s the procedure! stay calm!!!
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
“We are the daughters of the witches you couldnt burn” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
fuck it, they/them only
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
petition for white queers to realize they’re white before they’re queer.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
“what are tarot cards? are they like trading cards for witches?”
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
if ur posting handmaids tale content / using it to push your activism rn, i already know what type of person you are. listen to black & brown women & black & brown queer individuals.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
Today from Witchtok: A demon named Ambrose has been wreaking havoc across all of North America, including taking over covens and causing chaos, and tonight there will be a showdown with 24 deities to put him in Tartarus!
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
bitches will make fun of you for being witches then wear an angel number necklace
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
Genuine question for the witches - why do we manifest on the full moon instead of the new moon? Wouldnt it make more sense to set intentions you want to grow on the new moon so it grows with the lunar cycle?
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
it’s not demonic - it’s human.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
Literally cried because seconds after my period fully started this happened
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
Spotted in the wild!
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
Huntress of Diana spotted.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
like let’s be honest here - you can probably walk past or drive past someone living on the side of a road, in a tent, without feeling a moment of sympathy. you’re conditioned like that in this society.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
its really not that hard for me to believe that a group of people who were seeing their favorite artist would throw someone onto the ground or push them and trample them to get closer to the stage.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
if you’re having a bad day, click the bunny 🐇
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
Going on private for a bit because I don’t have the energy today to deal with some of these replies.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
I love the idea of menstrual cycles being sacred but realistically I just get angry and eat candy and lay in bed with 0 energy for however long it is
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
If ur pagan and anyone shamed you into feeling bad for celebrating Christmas - out of necessity, out of choice - this year, I wanna let you know that it does not matter. I am pagan. I celebrate the Solstice and Christmas. They are both important to me.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
4 years
A little too saucy 🌶 to put on Insta but I practiced some glamour magick 4 confidence tonight in the form of a silk slip & corset.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
I don’t dress up often, but when I do I try to look like a goddess.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
if ur getting angry about a woman or feminine presenting person being confident on the internet u definitely don’t know where the clit is
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
Tomorrow.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
They have arrived.
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
psychological and emotional torture is my family making me wait to open the copies of my book till everyone gets to see
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@AuntChaotic
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2 years
commenter: only a father/priest can make legit holy water. me: actually if you’re okay with committing sacrilege anyone can, really
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
i’ve decided i’m going to be a biblically accurate angel for halloween
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
not me saying “fuck, dude” during sex today, promptly apologizing, my boyfriend goes “did you just dude me?” and i’m laughing so hard i can’t speak
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
soft reminder that the overturning of roe v. wade is not just a womens issue - it is an issue for anyone with a womb. it is an issue for non-binary, intersex, trans, and gender non conforming individuals.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
today my partner called me, i told him i was having a bad day, and when i jokingly said what he could do to help he drove an hour to do it. never settle.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
Two bad witches. @wonderlustwitch
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
I looked really fucking handsome today.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
i am BEGGING white witches/spiritualists on twitter to read books on desettling & decolonizing written by POC instead of just spewing bullshit
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
americans stop centering yourself every single chance you get challenge
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
my pronouns are they/them and she/her for those that i really like. but i find that the only people that really use she/her are a) people who don’t care about my pronouns b) assholes and c) my family, who i love dearly.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
when he’s down for devotional sex to an ancient Norse goddess of love and lust on the third date
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
4 years
Hello fellow pagans and occultists — I wanna see y’all start actively denouncing white supremacy in our community. Actively denouncing it and actively educating yourself on it. Why it exists, why it has been here for so long, why turning a blind eye to it makes you complacent.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
in my “i blocked you because boundaries, bitch” era
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
all I want to know is….. if you saw me in the bookstore, would you fall in love with me?
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
Lost followers because I’m pro arming the queers. I’m pro gun reform as well, but I will always think everyone should know how to safely handle an active firearm. In my state, everyone owns guns - including the people that want to kill other people. That balance can not stand.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
4 years
did any other witches get jerked out of sleep at 3am last night
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
maiden, mother, crone archetypes are out. may i introduce a petition for the new triple goddess: gaslight gatekeep girlboss
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
If you noticed that I stopped correcting people on my proper pronouns, it’s because I’m tired. They’re on every platform, I’ve talked about it multiple times, and somehow people still misgender me.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
happy father’s day and solstice. if you don’t have a good relationship with your father, i’m your dad now. come over, let’s bake honey cake and dry apples to eat.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
my bf: do ur thing, girl! me: i’m not a girl! my bf: do ur thing, bitch!
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
I would even argue that men making fun of witchcraft in general has some level of embedded antisemitism & racism because of the way witchcraft has been used to describe any Non-Christian spirituality/religion including Judaism and Indigenous spiritualities.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
The way that all I had to say was “I prefer gender neutral terms and pronouns” and literally all of my followers are just - so accepting. Asking me what compliments are okay, calling me sib, using they/them, handsome... I am so loved. I can’t believe I’m this blessed.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
i feel like my followers are a large group of non-binary and/or neurodivergent witches who secretly carry uno reverse cards, crystals, and knives
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
someone on tiktok said that getting a cough, nauseas, etc like cold symptoms is a sign of your manifestations coming true???? WE ARE IN A PANEDMIC??????
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
I know people are angry that Tr*sha P*ytas is a witch/Wiccan now, but I actually think it’s hilarious because that shit will 100% backfire.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
i’m really angry. i don’t have anything to contribute today. i’m just very, very angry.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
i’m not even devastated about GR, i’m devastated about the fact that so many marginalized groups are saying they felt like they couldn’t say anything. and that’s what every white practitioner, occultist, & spiritualist in this community needs to reckon with right now.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
the anxiety that spiked when someone you just met finds out you’re a witch and you don’t know how they’re going to respond
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2 years
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3 years
gender is a construct. happy #NonBinaryPeoplesDay
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
if y’all can send some good vibes to me and my fam today. we need it
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
Hey witchy community stop arguing about whether we should use magick or magic and instead text PUCZGE to 50409 to contact Resistbot about Line 3
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
4 years
things people have told me, a witch, as inspirational quotes
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
@Esqueer_ love how the entire point of the project is that no vulva is the same and this person is like ACTUALLY THERE IS A NORM! say ur transphobic and go
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
Before instagram sees it, here’s some shots from today.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
happy pride month from your local genderflux chaotic witch aunt ✨
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
it’s been like 7 years and of all the baneful magic i have done, i have not yet acted on my own abuser. i can gladly say that i am now planning a lovely little curse to put on his ass
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
For those wondering, the sex assigned to me at birth was “threat”.
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gorgeous gorgeous witches just block tr*sha pewter and move on…. gorgeous gorgeous witches recognize that she’s done immense harm to POC throughout her time on the internet…. gorgeous gorgeous witches realize that she’s blatantly antisemitic….
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
I am hitting the point in my practice where I’m not sure “pagan” is the label for me anymore.
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3 years
my mom: why don’t you just go to italy and write your own book on italian folk magic? me: 👀
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3 years
my mom to my sister: “we can have a witch theme party, and then frankie can come and teach everyone how to hex” me: 👁👄👁
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
it honestly feels like a weird rebrand of purity culture in the way it’s talked about online - fuck who you want and fuck them SAFELY - a one night stand isn’t going to be tied to your soul forever.
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3 years
commenting “schizophrenic” or “so when did you get diagnosed?” on videos of my interactions with spirits isn’t the flex you think it is :)
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
the sexual tension between me and using all pronouns
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Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
:)
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Me: just getting back into hexing and targeting r*pists and ab*sets for my friends bc i accidentally backfired a curse on my family for 4 years the internet: ChAoTiC wiTCh AuNT ThRoWs DeAtH cUrSEs At PEoPle whO cAlL thEM ouT me: wut
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
I don’t want your money. I don’t want your crown. See, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
Swirly bun.
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the genderfluid urge to use all pronouns publically
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@AuntChaotic
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2 years
me @ twitter today
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
Noodle the pug literally determines how my day is gonna go. It is definitely a no bones day.
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
If you refer to me as a “they/them creator” instead of literally just referring to me as a creator or a person, I’m not listening to anything you have to say. Why won’t you say “she/her creator” with other content creators? Why am I a “they/them” and not a person?
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
Today I felt like I was taking up a lot of space or being rude or annoying due to my filter being off/not masking as well as I could have, and my dance teacher told me “You are the most you today. I love it.”
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
my sister is talking abt how a girl at her school doesn’t want to bring her moldavite or wear it there bc it’s “too powerful and will mess everyone up” so i offered my sister my $300+ dollar piece to wear to school as an act of dominance.
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@AuntChaotic
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2 years
might fuck around and get an herbalism certificate
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i’m honestly so disappointed in the amount of white queers that follow me and are unable to see their own privilege as a white person. it matters. if you’re not actively working to acknowledge how your whiteness contributes to white supremacy, you are part of the problem.
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@AuntChaotic
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*me throwing salt around the house* *my partner watching in silence* my partner: does it have to be that much salt me: trust the process him: what process! i don’t even know what you’re doing me: trust the — DONT GET UP — trust the process.
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i just want to know how john cena found me. was it random? did he see a tweet of mine? does he know me from another platform???
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@AuntChaotic
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2 years
two bi or pan people in a relationship with each other (even if one presents fem and one presents masc) is still a queer relationship ✨🏳️‍🌈✨
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
Y’all are exhausting. Yes - hexing takes a toll, but to overall say “hexes are bad” completely ignores the history of HOW hexes were used and WHO used them, as well as the nuance needed to really explore baneful magic and its historical use.
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
it’s mercury in gatorade keep those hot takes in the DRAFTS
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2 years
which medieval cat i think you are based on your sun sign, a thread
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3 years
apparently most people do not get extremely unhappy when they touch certain textures and go out of their way to avoid them
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
4 years
normalize changing your opinions once you learn new information normalize holding yourself and your friends accountable normalize being transparent about mistakes and growth online normalize being wrong
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@AuntChaotic
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are y’all even aware that the anti-witch laws and the persecution of witches by Christianity was primarily targeting Judaism, Indigenous faith, & POC? some of those overlapping with women of those traditions?
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
4 years
✨you are not entitled to have access to me just because i exist in public platforms✨
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Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
3 years
casually converted someone to paganism and now they want to learn witchcraft soooooooooooo
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@AuntChaotic
Chaotic Witch Aunt (they/them)
2 years
modern day problems mean modern day solutions. time to come up for a protection spell against credit & debit card fraud
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@AuntChaotic
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3 years
Me on Tik Tok: 1 mill followers. Nice. Me on Twitter: Oh god this tweet got 14k likes I do not want to be perceived go private
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