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@AudiToryTheDJ

10 months

hakuna matata then. fuck it.

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step 1) let it rain step 2) clear it out step 3) repeat 4 times step 4) lets get it.

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9 months

Anybody have a good chicken noodle soup recipe?

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1 year

saying Houston is dirtier than NY dont even feel right. Cite your sources bitch.

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she’s referencing venues associated with Drake or OVO Affiliates (prospect, kamp, cle, etc.) and not the entire city.

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@_NickiMo_

14 days

Drake really got Not Like Us banned in Houston

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so i listened to the pardi track in totality and i know y’all pro-megan but…i don’t think he lying bout anything on that song.

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@PaypaTreal exactly. he gone howl but he gonna hold that house down.

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2 years

@BornAKang Me:

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i’ll never turn on you. ten toes down bout u.

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2 years

this what i would imagine thanos’s main hoe would wear.

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As soon as Schoolboy Q came out:

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@peachyphat

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@Dreadful4Tymes his face while they dying laughing has me crying 😭

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8 months

they dont make 3 hour movies like this no more

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@AuxGod_

9 months

On this day in 1995, “Casino” premiered in theaters grossing $116M off a $45M budget

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2 years

kinda wanna swing mexico one mo time just to get into this wizkid album appropriately.

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1 year

ladies, if Jesus walked up to you and pulled his dick out, wyd?

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1 year

bring back hanging out at people’s houses. raising the garage and being outside on weekends during the day. dominoes. cards. fun music. i miss this type of social environment.

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fun fact: “hakuna matata” is derived from the native Swahili language.

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2 years

i say a lil bow wow. u just don’t know. this city full as fuck. and you gots to go.

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@smoss

2 years

ITS OFFICIAL !!! IM MOVING TO TEXAS!!!!!! ITS OVER!!!

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you came to Houston to ride ATVs??? lmao nigga really went on an excursion in Houston.

M🫧🎀

@IamMontanna_

4 months

Houston so overhyped, I have no desire to go back, I need water in my life & idc for clubs i can do that in Cleveland! I did enjoy ATV riding tho. Food was Trash!

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2 years

“me and who?” baby…nobody. go to work.

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why when its realized that you have confidence that people don’t (or stop) do(ing) things to boost your confidence? “i dont want you to get too big headed” why would you not want me to have more confidence?

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ya boy is the new resident dj at lifetime fitness in mo city. I’ll be doing all of their pool parties this summer. They are doing bottle service too which I didnt know they did but it’s dope!

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10 months

@DaisyyyyO for the rest of my days, ok?

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@jackfreemanjr “i thought u were professional” 😂😂😂

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Macaroni Tony really walks around Houston sexually harassing women with a feather and gets away with it cuz he’s in an outfit that matches the color of said feather.

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2 years

fire signs have to lose egos in order to have functional relationships. especially with other fire signs.

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@ZorayaBlack_

2 years

Aries and Sagittarius relationship can work if one has less pride because I swear, we can really like each other, but say nothing due to ego and just letting things go.

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ayeee i got featured in Complex. love.

Complex Music

@ComplexMusic

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DJ AudiTory, who has played "Not Like Us" at venues he’s spun at and frequently DJs at Kamp (an outdoor club Drake has been spotted at on several occasions), recalls what he’d been told, not from promoters, but from members of an artist’s entourage. “I might get a warning from

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WITH THE MF MACK!!!! ⁦ @MattressMack ⁩

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2 years

@simsimmaaz this the whitest list of ingredients i’ve ever read.

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@GlitteranSpice love me a good water roach.

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@AfroAmbrosia 😂😂 nah fr tho.

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2 years

You really can’t DJ DJ in Houston. If you not playing twerk or trap music…niggas think you suck. Like that’s cool but in every setting? like…come on.

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1 year

Frank really gives his fans the bare minimum as an artist and disguises it as “unique and mysterious”. he woke up and just showed up to Coachella.

Lee Elms

@JWIMYS

1 year

This nigga was NOT performing 😹😹😹

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@GummiPies he’s tryna get anointed.

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you’re literally allowed to go anywhere in Houston. There’s a million things to do here. Explore.

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2 years

God will never get your lick back for you. He will never spin the block for you. God is not punishing people on your behalf. Stop putting that man in your mess.

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2 years

black people look damn good in Tulum.

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the “i aint fresh?” 4s

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11 months

they fun while you have their attention. which will be 11% of the time.

Janelle | ATL Realtor

@itsNellzz

11 months

Tea on Aquarius women?

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8 months

Greater Third Ward is literally a black neighborHOOD in Houston that’s smack dab in the heart of the city. In HISD. Suburban neighborhoods in Houston are mostly outside of the beltway. You have to have lived in the city to understand it. Speak not on things you aren’t hip to.

I’m David Ruffin, and these are The Temptations

@LaCienegaBlvdss

8 months

Y’all are saying this home was in the hood??? An affluent predominantly African American neighborhood where people have owned home since slavery ended??? This is not the suburbs? This is the hood? 😕

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🥲 best review ever.

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@seddyMACK u can tell its a throw away beat. boys had to get them feelings off immediately.

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2 years

the QTs are full of “i bet i’ll be late and cute”. you are still being INCONSIDERATE and LATE. It’s very possible to be cute and timely.

Meika ✨

@shameikalhsmith

2 years

Friendly reminder that being the late friend isn’t cute. It’s inconsiderate. Especially when reservations or important timelines are involved.

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lmao the WNBA does not have money bcuz y’all literally do not watch the games. i don’t understand how this is such a hard concept to follow.

Janelle | ATL Realtor

@itsNellzz

4 months

Y’all can’t blame viewership either. No reason why Amazon workers make more. How is she one of the best in her field and making this? WNBA still get plenty of money cmon now

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the hoes

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1 year

The Texas Triangle , between Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio, contains 75% of Texans. Why? What's special about that triangle?

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why i thought GRWM stood for like “Grown Woman”?

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2 years

does your back hurt?

Persephanii Aka Thick Yonce

@Persephaniii

2 years

Ask me something…

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3 years

what about Rocco? see u already picking sides.

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@jadapsmith

3 years

. @elmo and zoe call me. I got seats for you both at @RedTableTalk anytime you are ready. There are 3 sides to every story❣️

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i love that so many black women got to enjoy their weekend in Houston. The energy is better when the women are happy.

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1 year

@C0ACH_ no. answer.

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8 months

R. Kelly & Bill Cosby said

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

8 months

Sean Combs and two other men have been accused of gang-raping a 17-year-old inside his recording studio in 2003 in a new lawsuit. More:

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this how much i want people out my business

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2 years

Jacquees be jamming. idc who he can’t “sang” to.

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@mandeebloom_ its thought provoking for sure

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Places that deserve Keith Lee’s attention in HTX: - Triple J’s - Chicken Plus - Taconmadre - Burn’s BBQ - Dunvale Tacos - Ray’s BBQ - The Elote Truck at Fiesta on 45 - Drunken Pho - Lucille’s - Fat Crab - Mike’s Seafood - Cool Runnings - Margeaux’s - ChopnBlok - LA Fisherman

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@_ChamiiMAC u not finna seafood shame me. i refuse.

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cuz thats a fuckin stupid way to introduce yourself to a woman.

Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer

@dyingscribe

3 months

Why was she so mad

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everything getting boring. people. music. social experiences. tv. movies. “outside”. conversations. i feel like nothing is getting better.

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@_HTashUP that u did but in reality they got a good one on allrecipes. lemme see.

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@heyitsdime @ThatsKSB i could do a marathon of chargrilled oysters

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1 year

my family not that big and we not that close so thats why i value my friendship and linking with friends a lot. my family is custom made.

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@3ohblack this probably what “Kitty” looked like.

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2 years

Drake really could have tapped in with so many Dance/House producers and didn’t. This man is an international star. That still bothers my soul. Sango. Toro Y Moi. Kaytranada. Calvin Harris. Hell, even Anderson Paak. Right there.

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i hate this trend but got damn it i had to do it to you hoes.

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Aries women can be super sweet. like the sweetest. but regardless of how sweet they portray themselves, all of them carry a “fuck around and find out” energy that cant be denied or ignored.

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2 years

wow

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@_therealmiaj im pretty sure its based off of who is in the venue at the time too. ive had people tell me not to play certain songs at certain times.

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2 years

its definitely hell naw° outside.

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4 months

I promise it’s a Houston thing and not a DJ thing. Houston has the most conservative music listeners on the planet and this is the hardest city to DJ in and break music in. It’s so bad that DJs IN HOUSTON are making an effort to create parties that break this trend.

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when i start doing shit like this when im outside, just take me home.

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not having to care about who pays for what bcuz both parties have money & you just wanna enjoy your time together >>>

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2 years

some people were only meant to experienced the damaged version of you. everybody is not meant to experience your healed being.

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January is dedicated to creating new habits while trying to kill bad ones.

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1 year

@lifewithashe so no?

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Kelis was crying bout that little piece of sample?

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1 year

I just dapped up Allen Iverson. my life random af.

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1 year

if you worried bout the price of a date…you shouldn’t be dating.

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You can’t be surprised that a lot of women prefer “princess treatment” when there are lots of fathers who provide this livelihood. That’s just their norm. I don’t be mad about it.

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i’ll forever blow a bag in Cheddar’s. Y’all cant make me hate them ever.

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first time buying beyonce merch. nigga had to get in formation real quick.

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2 years

nostalgic.

𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢

@boogietweets

2 years

you wasn’t outside fr

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@ilovelissy im wishing people could laugh like u. people tryna get me out the paint for a hypothetical

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i want a hug like this

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this one of my classics

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when i bring my own bottle out…it’s time to take me home.

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i only want lovers and friends as far as ballads go. the world needs to experience that song.

MAY18TH

@jiggyjayy2

6 months

Yall think Ursha, Jon and Luda gonna do it again tonight??

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there’s an overabundance of stupid men that make things more difficult for the few decent men that exists. the majority misrepresents the minority commonly.

Rægenhere

@realRaegenhere

1 year

What’s your stance on MEN that would get you in this position?

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thirsty niggas literally ruin everything. getting rolled up at the club. interactions on the internet. compliments. pussy prices. the whole nine.

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being a domestic abuse elitist is insane.

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the assurance. the comfort in vulnerability. being able to be seen entirely and enjoyed/embraced regardless. the experiences created within it. the way it builds you up.