D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D Twitter profile

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I have never seen a more suspicious looking owl. One cannot imagine what nefarious deeds he's about to commit

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Cat Fact: From a stand still a domestic cat can jump 5 times the length of its body. Such power, such grace. #Awesome

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Instinct prevents the mother from closing her jaws as she carries her young from the riverside nest into the water.

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2 years

If you have a trip or a fall in public, pretend you meant to do to avoid any embarrassment.

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7 years

"Alan, I dare you to bite that bloke's head."

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2 years

I’d love to read her Trip Advisor review.

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6 years

Ladies and gentlemen I give you, a seal with hiccups.

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Karma's a bitch.

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Panda fluffer, best job in the world .

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Instinct prevents the mother from closing her jaws as she carries her young from the riverside nest, into the water.

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6 years

Biker gang terrorises local residents.

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7 years

Work smarter not harder. #MondayMotivation

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2 years

If my testicles were bright blue I’d be up a tree showing them off too.

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6 years

'Stand back, this is a job for.... Super Owl.'

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6 years

"Okay you can let go now, I've got this. Omg! Yay!"

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6 years

I'm sorry sir, the duck is off the menu. *turn on sound

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7 years

Go home evolution, you're drunk.

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7 years

Robotic fish at the Henn na Hotel, Maihama, Tokyo. Absolutely Amazing.

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7 years

Quick Barry, jump on the hog, no time to explain.

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7 years

RT if you'd sign his cast.

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6 years

Ladies and gentlemen I give you, Techno Cat. *needs sound

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6 years

Almost nailed it.

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7 years

When your human comes to pick you up from doggy day care.

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7 years

Cats vs Dogs. RT for Dogs, Like for Cats.

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7 years

You can almost hear his little heart break.

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6 years

You have to build up your stamina, you can't just rush into these things or you'll do yourself a mischief.

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7 years

Monorail cat.

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2 years

The chances of having your dick bitten off by a duck are low, but never zero.

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7 years

You're trying to get into the club but your mate is absolutely wasted.

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Suddenly Alan realised he was being filmed.

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That one friend you can always rely on in an emergency.

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7 years

It's movie night and there's a fight for who gets the comfy chair.

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6 years

I'm sure all mothers can relate to this.

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6 years

Now it's over to the catwalk in Aruba, where pink seems to be all the rage.

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7 years

"Sheila come see, the bloody neighbours are at it again."

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7 years

Typical, you spend an hour stacking toads and not one of the miserable sods will smile for the camera. Honestly I don't know why I bother.

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7 years

First domesticated by the Egyptians around 4000 years ago, cats have yet to give one single f*ck.

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7 years

Entomology joke #104

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Suddenly Kevin realised he was being filmed.

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Rabbit tongues 😂

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Last minute shadow boxing before he takes on the dog.

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There's a mouse in the bathroom, you're armed with a broom and have the cat with you as backup. What could possibly go wrong. *needs sound

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7 years

When you flip a fruit bat picture they look like they're just about to spit some wicked rhymes. #RapBattle

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2 years

He’ll never have to buy his own beer again with that fishing story.

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8 years

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day Teach fish to form an organised attack and someone's going to get hurt

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6 years

Saddened to find this poor penguin skeleton on my morning constitutional. #RIP little fellow

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6 years

If Monday were a frog.

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This guy doesn't even break a sweat. #WaitForIt

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Ever wondered where all the missing socks go?

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It’s the soundtrack that kills me.

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6 years

An inspiring act of kindness. #FeelGoodFriday

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8 years

You could have your testicles torn off by wild boar, or your sphincter eaten away by bulldog ants, but you're always safe high fiving a bee.

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6 years

We all have that one friend.

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7 years

Has anyone got better plans for the weekend?

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7 years

INCOMING!

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Hamsters, 0 to 2.5 mph in 2 seconds with an overall stopping distance of 3 inches. 5.5 miles per carrot (combined). #Awsome

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I actually held my breath watching this. #CanineAgility

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7 years

I know nothing about the back story to this one. Warms my heart watching it though.

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2 years

Don’t make him angry , you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. *better with sound on

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7 years

He took £150 off me down the pub. #WinnerStaysOn

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Expectations vs reality. #MondayMotivation

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I couldn't even get the lid off my marmalade this morning. #AmazingOctopus

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Poor kid, the teacher's never going to believe the computer chair ate his homework.

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7 years

Just vacuuming my duck. (not a euphemism)

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Has he gone yet?

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Ever felt like you're being watched?

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Now I wasn’t expecting that!

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7 years

Even the bravest baby elephant needs a little reassurance from his mum now and again.

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BEWARE OF THE DOG. (You might trip over him)

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A chicken in pants, the gift that just keeps on giving. 😂😂😂

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7 years

One sweetcorn on a spoon and she's anybody's.

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6 years

Mistakes were made.

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One of the few jobs where Monday mornings wouldn't suck . #BestJobEver

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Just a baby armadillo drinking from a tiny bowl of milk.

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6 years

Typical, you wait hours for a duck, then 20,000 turn up at once.

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7 years

INSTANT REGRET. (in'-stint rē- gret') Deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences.

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"Carol, this collar is way too tight, and by the way the patio door is open and we're all about to die."

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There's always that one guy in the sauna.

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Whatever they're giving them, I think they've had enough.

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What cows get up to when they think no one is watching. Bullocks! No, its true I tell you.

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We've all got that one friend...

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Not today danger noodle.

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Advancements in bovine 'scritching' technology. What a time to be alive.

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He loves bath night.

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How to commit the perfect crime.

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The Theresa May dancing mantis. Primus Mantidae

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"Look into my eyes, not around the eyes but in the eyes."

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Happy Halloween. #Halloween

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Be strong, you never know who you're inspiring.

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When you see your friend across the club.

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You're walking down the street minding your own business, when suddenly.

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Mistakes have been made.

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