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Atara

@Atara86

9 months

A thread of all of my awful cut and paste edits so I don't forget my own disappointing legacy.🧵

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11 months

Right. Own up. Who the fuck did this?

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Aunty Ethel putting them on blast during the reading challenge.

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@fenrinnn Ethel’s lines for all companions

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Ascended Astarion epilogue spoilers (ps. I hate him) 🧵

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Bat Astarion living in my head rent free

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It's 6am. I've put Astarion into another film. Bard Astarion truthers, this one's for you 😘😂

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He's so hot for this, truly.

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8 months

@skarsghardy So true

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11 months

Astarion is simply the most embarrassing guy

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10 months

When you're trying to get some rest after fighting the entire githyanki crèche, blasting your boyfriend into oblivions with the full concentrated power of the sun and then letting him feed on me to make up for it and Kith'rak Voss shows up.

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BAT

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Cunt

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10 months

New ugly ass picture of Astarion just dropped

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10 months

Ben Starr no, don't do it

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5 months

@barcuswoot if they'd included this and Halsin was more damaged and conflicted and pathetic I'd be into to him. He's too mentally well and together for me as he is. Just vibing, done his therapy and thriving, living his life honestly and openly Halsin doesn't do it for me.

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2 months

There you are. I've been waiting

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@Atara86

9 months

Finally. The reaction meme we all needed. Astarion Arthur fist. You're welcome.

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10 months

@barcuswoot It is. And I'm so glad they did it how they did. I can see people thinking that's a good/nice thing to say to him and swiftly receiving an important lesson.

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@Atara86

11 months

Gale shows you his home, using the weave. His sanctuary, full to bursting with books. He shows you the beautiful sunset from his terrace. You sit down to take in this view with him. You ask about his books, and he shows you his favourite one. It's the Kama Sutra

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3 months

@nautikalmiles I love these! The place I get my knives from does butter packaging for their butter knives so I just wanted to share

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@Atara86

9 months

Shrekstarion is much sexier in his original, Ogre form.

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𝘕𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? #BaldurGate3 #BG3 #Astarion

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Loser

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Twat

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9 months

i’m the invisible man who can’t stop staring at the mirror.

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6 months

Better be like this, he's got work to do

Cassi | Vampeater 🥀🗡️

@crimzonrite

6 months

According to DnD lore, vampire spawns have claw attacks. Meaning Astarion most likely had sharp claws before the tadpole messed up his vampiric physiology. You can also see from his unarmed attack pose that he was used to fighting with his claws, and using grapples. 1/7

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7 months

Holy shit, it's Octavia.

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7 months

Just one more brainfart before i get back to spicy!… poor widow just wanted a quiet nightly graveyard visit. #BG3

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10 months

@lesbianlestat His wee toddler stomp

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8 months

@ghoulbrainz Also people just in general questioning the writing like it wasn't Larian's story to tell in the way they wanted. It doesn't have to fit everyone's individual preference. It is what it is. It is that for a reason.

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8 months

Dobstarion has been given the Rite of Profane Ascension. Dobstarion is free.

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@Atara86

10 months

Astarion's hair must be so thick to get texture like that and that is so hot for him.

발게덕후

@bd3deokjiljoong

10 months

아스타리온 이쪽 측면 졸라 귀여운것같음 특히 코랑 입술 라인 머리도 빠글빠글

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@Atara86

7 months

Guys, Astarion says the vibes are off with her.

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@Atara86

8 months

@skarsghardy Oh no

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9 months

Thank you @faerunfunkster for a new ugly Astarion. Nannastarion

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6 months

Spawn Astarion be like

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8 months

@DarkUrgeDiaries @larianstudios Come on now. Larian don't owe us anything. Any kiss repeated ad infinitum is unrealistic but this a game, not reality. I'm glad for new content. We all should be.

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11 months

@skarsghardy The other day I made myself laugh after seeing Gothstarion about him being dark haired originally and not knowing his hair also changed when he was turned. Like every time a hair falls out when he is styling it he is mortified thinking he's found another grey hair..

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9 months

@ghoulbrainz What 21 year olds see when they look at 40 year old Astarion.

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7 months

@alikous Didn't mention Mystra once. Proud of you, babes

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@Atara86

8 months

@skarsghardy Smashing her teeth and gums to smithereens on that armour before shoving you a kiss is so right for Shadowheart

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4 months

@cookiechlor

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@Atara86

4 months

Look, I know everyone is eating the current hilarity up (fnar). But may I finally present my son's finished first ever commission .... Garfstarion

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@Atara86

8 months

@hephasst @cyclotronyaoi Correct, Gale looks so freaked out because he just got down and if Astarion tried to get him up again too quick his hip may pop.

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@Atara86

10 months

@vegantranny I tried to hit him when he was a bat with 1 health. Didn't work.

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10 months

Pov: watching Astarion undo the ties of my trousers but I double knotted them real good.

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Shadowheart looks goofy as hell if Astarion sucks her dry. She'd hate this.

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@Atara86

9 months

@barcuswoot There's nothing hotter than a guy who shoots blanks

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@Atara86

8 months

Gollumstarion likes it raw, and wriggling.

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@barcuswoot It's brutal. But so necessary. In my first playthrough I'd choose one or two options I didn't want to use before doing the right choice for me to see how they played out so I saw it and had to take a minute.

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@Atara86

6 months

Absolutely delighted with my Gale-ntines commission by the absolutely brilliant @kalidels . Look at these two, so adorably in love; knowing, a little bit playful. Love love love.

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@Atara86

10 months

I'm too old and battered and scarred to take the discourse too seriously, honestly. BG3 is sexy and good, that's all that matters really. We all like the thing. If we are bigging it up or poking fun. That's the underlying truth.

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@Atara86

5 months

@barcuswoot Every quote rt ise like 'Excuse me, here's my High Tav Kun'teh' and the pictures are like this

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@Atara86

8 months

Does this BG3 character know where to find the g-spot. A 🧵

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10 months

@barcuswoot I just know we were desecrating more than one grave that night.

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@Atara86

10 months

I'm back, I couldn't quit you. And while I was gone Twilight Astarion told me to tell you that even stale, he'd recognise that bouquet anywhere...

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9 months

@ghoulbrainz I don't have any good pictures of her because I lost the save files bits she's my OG Tav.

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10 months

@barcuswoot The response for the Tavs who are onto him as well as into him.

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@Atara86

8 months

So I just had to drop my graphics to make it so him watching me sleep isn't deeply unsettling

pumpkin cat🐈/comatose/

@pumpkin_cat_nya

8 months

I will say it time and time again: something happens to Astarion's upper lip when you change your settings to high+. And his eyes go a bit higher as well I love both, but I just have to wonder... why does it change so much? like the animation itself

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@Atara86

4 months

@Devilligan "won't you introduce me to your beautiful sisters" "My my, who are these fine ladies"

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@Atara86

3 months

@skarsghardy Fair - but it is funny to me that he keeps being genuinely surprised at Astarion's reactions to things given he is both playing the game himself so has the context AND he played the character and has received praise for certain elements of the characterisation.

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@LadySapphyre He shouldn't have went for the last dab

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@Atara86

10 months

Now they've added the epilogue there are simply too.mmay playthroughs to be done. All the romances, all the origins. I'll be here all life.

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@Atara86

10 months

@redrprincess Eek and spoilers

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@Atara86

9 months

Christ, please don't petition Larian for content.

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7 months

New Hateful barista Gale just dropped

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10 months

Imagine him saying that he was holding back, worried he might lose control but what he was holding back were these fingers. "A crooked touch".

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9 months

Astarion run bite scene is still hot as fuck though.

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Me when Gale says he has to consume a magical item

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@LoovelyAstarion It's mad how good the game looks. The pores and laugh lines, the slightly asymmetrical lip. It's just so 😍

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@sorebi12 Or her, for that matter. A spawn for eternity until she does to him what he did to Cazador

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i have survived， but i have not been spared.

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@Atara86

8 months

This is my silly BG3 account, not my main. You won't see strike stuff on here. I'll be out continuing to fundraise and protest and contact my reps irl and on my main. I think everyone should focus less on what others are or are not doing and do what they feel is best. Peace.

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@Atara86

9 months

Fuck, Larian changed the music during Astarion's first romance scene in Act 1 too. (Credit to @ancuninsmoon @sleepyXena @faerunfunkster @LoovelyAstarion )

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10 months

What's the hottest thing that Astarion does. For me it's the way he takes out his knife to kill Gandrel if you say 'alright, kill him if you must'

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9 months

Confirming what I already knew. I did some digging on the Gortash design change. Apparently, beta testers found full steampunk Gortash "too much of a loser" and attacked him from the get go more often.

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@Atara86

4 months

I did it

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astarion in this 😍

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When she gives Gale the Necromancy of Thay

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Astarion and Tav age difference discourse WHEN?

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9 months

This is what peak masculinity looks like.

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8 months

Absolutely yes. He can find it on instinct. When this boy says 'a crooked touch' he damn well means it.

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@candlekeeps 10k likes and 1000 posts all saying ''Omg! How can you do this to me. I just woke up and I am crying''

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@crimzonrite Go to Oxford and you'll find a hundred of him, so for EA Astarion I just imagine his parents were wealthy and incredibly distant.

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@Atara86

8 months

Exclusive image from Astarion's new kiss animation

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@skarsghardy Rizzless

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@Atara86

9 months

Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

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9 months

Narrator: The graveyard is appropriately silent - there isn't a proverbial soul around... Durge: Hot Shrekstarion: For five minutes, could you not be an absolute freak. FOR FIVE MINUTES!

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10 months

Today's number is one. One ExALtEd VaMpIRic MAstAH- AH - AH

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@skarsghardy King of not holding himself to his own standards

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There's a real double standard when one actor can do cameos saying 'on your knees, that's a good boy" and folk are frothing at the gash for it because they fancy him, but another, who you don't want to fuck, can post mild innuendo is he's being called a creep and unprofessional

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@Atara86

11 months

When you walk in on Astarion using the VR again

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@skarsghardy Genuinely just hope that since his signings have been shut for weeks now that these people have actually learned in that time and are appropriately mortified now.

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@Atara86

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@ghoulbrainz I struggle with the 'hate Cazador no matter what/love Astarion no matter what' take because they are two sides of the same coin. Cazador is the window into Ascended Astarion's fate. He's not worse...

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