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ESPN NFL 2K5 is an American football video game developed by Visual Concepts for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox consoles.

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Black Twitter is like a nightmarish time loop. No progression. Just the same shit. Every single fucking day.
@SamariQn
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What’s Y’all White Body COUNT 🤔🤣🤣
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He looks like a certain meme that got my last account banned for commenting on.
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marlon wayans
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Hey @djvlad how you go from THIS?
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@AstrosWatcher
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“92 bricks, Ida had to kill ya”
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Jay Z ain’t ever lost in this lifetime
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@shodaIhokagee Lmao bruh I hate he looks exactly like that nigga
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@laugh_track_nat You and these damn videos lmaoooooo
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@yc This some of your best work dawg.
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👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
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Yall not ready for this take tho
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@ninadelaflores You can sell a used left shoe and get a hi point. Disgusting ass piston.
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Another court jester posing as a thought leader.
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@emma_llh “I didn’t do my research and I was wrong. My bad guys”. How hard is that?
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@AMPARADOXXX I gotta laugh to keep from crying bruh lmao
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@bethanyshondark
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The tearing down of missing posters is an incomprehensible evil.
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Might need two. One regular. One to tear the sleeves off of.
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LIMITED TIME ONLY 🔥
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@AstrosWatcher
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@laugh_track_nat This is why everytime I get suspended I always find your account first lmaooooo
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@JustinBobbyBack “Why you never partied with me?”
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@laugh_track_nat They was on yo ASS LLLOOLLLL
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@KingFavre @Tripolar_B Wowwww. A nigga can’t catch a vibe no mo?
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I’m an uncle.
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@AstrosWatcher
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IM THINKING OF A SLUR
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@bmaretheprize
BM Are The Prize 🇯🇲🇺🇸
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A black man fucking a white woman is reparations. A white man fucking a black woman is slavery. I don’t make the rules.
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@AstrosWatcher
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@TheBaddestMitch Alright hands behind your back ma’am.
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@CEOHaize I see a little bit of Howie Long in your dad.
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@gymgirllex @Slee_333 I was about to say broccoli but….
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That’s some nice separation that was created.
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IF YO LAWYER LOOK LIKE THIS YOU GONE BE HOME BEFORE THE SOUP GETS COLD
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@AstrosWatcher
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DAMMIT
@ElectionLegal
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Just noticed something at the beginning of this video
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@AstrosWatcher
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“Shit guud too. Jump if you froggy!!”
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@SomaKazima
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Baby that bear CLEARED the table 😭😭😭
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@AstrosWatcher
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Lmaooooo this guy made a career out of shitting on other ethnic groups.
@nypost
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‘Shame on you”: Sacha Baron Cohen accuses TikTok of ‘creating the biggest antisemitic movement since the Nazis’
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@EJShakUr1
DoILookNigerian_b*tch??
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Kendrick's Victory is FBA's Victory pt2
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Niggaz is in high school pounding Modelos lmaooooo
@Soulful1865
Cornbread Mafioso 🖕🏾
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Immigrants just got to NYC, been here almost a year...and look, 🤦🏽
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@AstrosWatcher
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What words do I have to mute to stop from seeing this shit?
@DrianneBelleza
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Now y’all eating appetizers entrees & dessert for lunch?! Ya’ll spending $100 on lunch everyday? Ya’ll dropping $500/$700 a week?
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@AstrosWatcher
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Somebody said “if only the food was cooked as the mentions.”
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Hey Twitter can you blow up my restaurant it’s been slow af this month I need a big push can y’all retweet this post
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@AstrosWatcher
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They suspended my main account. AGAIN.
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@AstrosWatcher
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Documenting my road trip across the U.S. Bye Texas 😔
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@AstrosWatcher
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He staring at her ass like a lamb chop
@Shadaya_Knight
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
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Women are brave 😭😭😭
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@fromkdwithluv
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what picture makes you go "wow i really love my partner they're so beautiful" ?
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Indeed.
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@BeardedCancer21
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Is it possible to get into a serious relationship with someone you met on the internet?
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@duffnobeer The transformation is almost complete
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@unlimited_ls “😃”
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This level of cuckery is rivaled only by Adam 22 offering up his wife to have sex with other men.
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15 Christian Zionist “cowboys” arrive in Israel to protect Jewish homeland during Gaza war. "We want to live for Israel; that is our goal,” one explained. Follow: @AFpost
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@AstrosWatcher
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His hand inside her like a puppet lmao
@ElectionLegal
Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
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How a white woman feels when she doesn't tell the police the race of the perpetrator
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Me when I see a pitbull
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@beigewunder Lawd I remember my 2007 Chevy Trailblazer payment was 120 bucks
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@KeithWoodsYT @mtracey Scofield bible did a number on the Christians.
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@AstrosWatcher
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So nobody actually got one, you typed it in and got mad?! 🤣🤣🤣
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I don’t have access to anabolic steroids.
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@weaponxkp Like who believes this shit lmao
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Black men vote overwhelmingly Democrat but pls stay with the shaming tactics, that will bode well.
@problemsthots
kimberly.
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Trump about to go up +10 with Black men if Kamala is the nominee.
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@Duke_Lucas_ Lawd watching that shit made MY back hurt.
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@Iuhwalk
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Sheryl Lee Ralph got them GUUUD Jamaican genes.
@DEADLINE
Deadline
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‘Abbott Elementary’ star Sheryl Lee Ralph reunites with ‘Killers of the Flower Moon’s Robert De Niro at the #CriticsChoiceAwards . The pair made the comedy ‘Mistress’ together back in 1992 (📸 @BazBam /Deadline)
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I miss the America that once was.
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@ESPNFrankie
🐶WOOF CLITZER🐶
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All the wrestlers in WCW wearing FUBU is hilarious
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@SincerelyKweenK Lmfaooooo dat boy eyes glazed like some donuts.
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@ReignIsReal Don’t even need the whole video lmaoooo just a still shot.
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@TalkThatHipHop 🎯🎯🎯🎯
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I’m never deleting this app
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They on whippets.
@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
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W?
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Sunny Hostin found out she’s the descendant of Spanish slave owners.
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Lmfaooooo America is not a real country. Just economic zones full of laughs 🙃🙃
@Breaking911
Breaking911
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NYC Mayor says illegal aliens could solve lifeguard shortage because they're 'excellent swimmers'
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Can’t corner the Dorner
@BigDickBarclay
HVAC Barclay 🌲
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Happy Veterans Day!
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I’m ignoring any sports takes coming from people who never made a left handed layup.
@__aneishaa
lucy ✨
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Black Men hate Black Women
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@PicassoMadeSty Mans peeped the FUCKERY
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Lmao what happened to The Bernstein Bears.
@dickweedjackson
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Bro , wtf is this 😭🙄
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@NerdAtCoolTable Bout to sit back and watch from afar.
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I need an IPTV with NFL and NBA league pass.
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We literally pay for a certain country’s defense and healthcare. Meanwhile we have shit. Something both parties are lockstep in on.
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He looks like Mussolini a bit.
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A distinction without a difference
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@EmmaJoNYC
Emma-Jo Morris
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Joy Reid just called black men “white adjacent” on MSNBC
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