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Astronaut. Gemini 7, Apollo 10, 15, 22, Pathfinder 1, Phoenix, Ranger-1 veteran. USN Admiral. The most based astronaut. (Parody) #TeamAsteroidHeist He/they

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Get in losers we're going to Mars
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90 years old today! So happy to be selected as commander for Helios's first mission to Europa
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Vacuum chamber? Never heard of it
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Danny, step away from Engine 3
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Check out my new ride
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Who I loved has now departed...
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He walking around like nothing happened‼️‼️
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I knew it, the NASA landing was faked
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These new Apple Newton's are really good for taking family photos #Family #Spaghettinight
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Imagine looking at a planet through a telescope when you can just fly there smh
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what the fuck is a kilometer
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I get residual checks from this ad btw so you all better watch it
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For All Mankind
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Start your future at Helios.
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SLS? Artemis? What are you talking about? It must've been a long night for you. Come on, follow me. Pathfinder's about to take off.
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We're going to Saturn
@AppleFilms
Apple Original Films
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Since 1969, #ForAllMankind has journeyed from Earth to the Moon to Mars. The adventure will continue on Apple TV+
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What is a "Crew Dragon"
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Fuck Margo gang
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On this episode of Survivor: Mars, the tribe has voted Danny Stevens out of Happy Valley and he will be forced to spend the duration of the season in the North Korean lander
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What? Did you think just because im old that id be homophobic? Nah man we STAN gay astronauts
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Today in 1969, we launched Neil and Buzz to the moon. To take back the moon from those filthy commies We brought Peace, Freedom, Justice, and Security to our new Empi… I mean to All Mankind
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Damn I wonder what Danny was gonna tell me Probably doesn't matter tbh
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안녕 밥
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Come join us on Mars We're looking for a security guard to keep watch over a non-conspicuous North Korean capsule
@fam_news_
For All Mankind News & Updates
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Greetings from Happy Valley, Mars, 2003 Season 4 premieres November 10th on AppleTV+ #ForAllMankind #Season4
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What the fuck
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If I ever find out who fucked my wife, im gonna get Danny to help me beat them up
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Bro why was Kelly crying over that dead Russian he barely knew her 💀💀💀
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You know if you think about it, Alexei Leonov only made the first bootprint on the Moon, because he was wearing a suit Gordo made the first footprint
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Waiting for the day when we would witness a solar eclipse on the Moon
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These Youtubers are really getting out of hand
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Unity aint shit, Branson should try out a real air launched space-plane
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It's season finale day
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Gordo used to do something like "apartment hunting" back in the Jamestown days, maybe I should pick up on that
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What is a "Space Launch System"
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Idk what "Super Heavy" is, but it sure can't beat the launching power of a C-5 Galaxy
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Danny, I counted to 3, start running
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Don't ask what's in the classified folder, I forgot the password
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For All Mankind
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Every obstacle has pushed Ed Baldwin to new heights.
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the only NFT I know is Nuclear Fusion Technology
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What is your favorite shuttle and why is it discovery?
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My pronouns are hi/bob
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Everything reminds me of him...
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We already have one of those, its called Sea Dragon
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Losing a $2 million T-38 was worth it for that sick trick I pulled off
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Hi, Bob
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Holy Mother of Pathfinder...
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Some early versions of our Helios EVA suits
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Wake up babe new terrifying way to die in space just dropped
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@jessicaxlis
Jess Lis 🛰
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We learned that China and NASA may have their sights set on the same landing sites at the lunar south pole. The partially intersecting plans highlight the new interest in specific lunar resources. Cue For All Mankind. (4/10)
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Hey @HotNozzleSummer can I join? This is my rocket
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Idk why people are so hyped about this, the Thomas Paine Space Telescope took this picture 30 years ago
@NASAWebb
NASA Webb Telescope
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👀 Sneak a peek at the deepest & sharpest infrared image of the early universe ever taken — all in a day’s work for the Webb telescope. (Literally, capturing it took less than a day!) This is Webb’s first image released as we begin to #UnfoldTheUniverse :
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just shot down another soviet rocket with pathfin- what's that? that wasn't soviet? fuck
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How is it 1995 now It feels like it was 1983 just a year ago
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Finally decided to try some of Wayne's "goo balls"
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I’m so cool
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>Mfw I was 3 days ahead of Dani and still lost because of some dust
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This is a recurring problem, please stop doing this I just want my nuggets
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Nvm
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Fuck Margo gang
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Send me and Molly there, we've claimed Shackleton before and we'll do it again
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Happy International Women's day to my loving and loyal wife Karen
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I miss Gordo so much man
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Normalize astronaut flying into Kennedy Space Center on T-38s
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lets fuckin go
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Congrats to Ellen Wilson on becoming the second secretly gay president
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You know, Gordo bragged on me for never flying on one of these. *Laughs in Pathfinder*
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Owe my chest
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Owe my leg
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Bro we just launched a mission to Mars and created NAFTA The Canada US Mexico Empire is real
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We came in peace, for all your bitches
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Fuck
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Personally I blame Danny
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Lunar close air support
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AND WHAT IS A DREAMCHASER
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In case you're wondering where the alzheimers went I just scared it away, no time for that when I have asteroids to steal
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Hi Bob
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Happy mothers day to everyone but my wife
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The drip
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Reminder Condoms aren’t biodegradable Shane is Stay safe out there
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STAY BACK YOU SOVIETS, STAY AWAY FROM ME
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POV: Danny Stevens
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Ed Baldwin says trans rights
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I was there
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June 🏳️‍⚧️🚀
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@june_space_ The Soviet Moon landing was fake
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I can't believe Jimmy would say that about NASA Thank god Danny would never turn against me like that
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This is what happens when I run out of my anti-aging skincare on Mars
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BLACK HOLE SU-
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Oh yeah this reminds me I lost the plaque
@june_space_
June 🏳️‍⚧️🚀
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On this day in 1969, Apollo 11 made the second landing on the Moon While Eagle was initially thought to have crashed in a boulder field in the Sea Of Tranquillity, it was discovered several hours later damaged, but intact and with both Neil and Buzz alive and well #ForAllMankind
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Has anybody made a list of brutal ways to die in space in For All Mankind yet?
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I loved spending Thanksgiving with my son Shane and my wife who loves me
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I challenge the ghost of Kyiv to a 1v1 in Ace Combat
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Imagine my shock when a random employee from our lunar lander program just threw a fit in my office over people on this social media platform called “Twitter”
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Why do people keep saying I shot someone, I haven't done that since the war
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Imma JFK Danny tonight
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idk what "season 3 trailer" is but I need it
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Owe my leg
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Red moon
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I will run over Danny’s Korean Soyuz with an SPMT
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Ok now what is a starliner
@IEatHydrazine
Rocketman
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@Astro_Baldwin It's basically Starliner, but actually flies.
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