And I'm back. Sorry for going dark for a bit there. Been having some tough personal times. Thank you to everyone who reached out. It means a lot.
Now let's make fun of some Nazis lol
Thanks for all the new follows, my muchachos! Just trying to make sure I follow back all the non-sketch people. We gotta work together to fight this information war.
I'm having a lot of fun with you all, but let us make no mistake:
This is a war we are fighting. It's a new type of war, and it doesn't feel like combat, but it can be just as deadly as any other type of warfare.
So stay frosty and keep your b-holes tight! We got this!
Remember, kids: we are all Liam Nissan.
🎶 Every single person is a Liam Nissan lurkin
I could be workin at your Burger King
Spittin in your onion rings 🎶
The great
@theliamnissan
seems to have gone dark, but we carry on the work he inspired. Those of us who've taken up an automobile/celebrity persona to fuck with Nazi dickbags are part of an elite unit. I propose a name:
#squadcars
Come join the squad & do the good work. *fart*
Yesterday morning I had 20 followers. Looks like there's a lot of demand for left wing smack talk. Don't worry, guys, I've got plenty left in the tank. Let's roll.
The wealthiest man in the world, an apartheid heir, spends all his time pretending to be persecuted.
And millions of dipshits believe him.
What a world.
I would like to address something about "Liam Nissan."
He did not get suspended. He stepped away because he was getting threats from someone who knew more about him than they should have.
I don't know what anyone knew. And I don't want to.
What I do know is this is even
Ok, my muchachos, here's the scoop:
Every enemy has a critical weakness. The death star had that ventilation shaft, Achilles had a vulnerable heel, and MAGAts have their pride.
Hit them where it really hurts. Humiliate them with every opportunity.
Today's mantra:
Anything that can work against you can also work for you. And vice-versa.
MAGA only won in 2016 bc they used a new form of information warfare. Well, we caught on and now we shall beat them at their own game.
Let's (t)roll!
@Jim_Jordan
He defrauded people.
He attempted to blackmail foreign leaders.
He misled the public during a pandemic and caused countless deaths.
He betrayed his oath of office.
He stole classified documents to sell to our gravest enemies.
He raped women.
He fights only for himself.
Ask yourself why they're always telling us that a word doesn't mean what we all know it means. A bloodbath is a bloodbath. He chose that word on purpose. The gaslighting is relentless.
DO NOT attempt to engage them in a civil discussion based on logic and reason. They are bad faith actors only interested in sowing discord.
Fight fire with fire. When it comes to snark, we've got them outgunned and outclassed. Let's act like it. Excelsior! *fart noise*
"Still I hope I shall always possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain (what I consider the most enviable of all titles) the character of an honest man."
-George Washington
"Grab em by the pussy."
-Donald Trump
What the heck happened?
Wherever he is and whatever reasons he has for not being on this platform, it's important to remember that there is a real person behind the
@theliamnissan
account.
That person entertained us all, for free, for many years, sometimes tweeting 12 hours a day. He made us laugh out
Day by day, it becomes more clear that the GOP is a Fifth Column for Russia. Let us collectively show them the door. Then fart in their general direction.
To sum up: RUS/Putin have invaded their neighbor, assassinated the biggest domestic political threat, coopted one of the right's biggest media stars, and seeded a fabricated story about the US President that was echoed by GOP congressional leadership & rightwing media en masse.
@GeraldoRivera
The immediate context may very well have been the automobile industry, but the general context of that speech, and every Trump speech, is hatred and retribution. His rhetoric is increasingly violent and racist and you damn well know it.
@tedcruz
What, because your nuts are so big?
Remember when DJT insulted your wife and father, and then you proceeded to kiss his ass? Oh, oh, remember when you fled to Mexico during a crisis?
Yeah, you've got serious cajònes.
Cabròn.
@catturd2
Treason is when you attack your own country. You know, like the MAGAts have repeatedly done.
Don't take your political advice from a cat turd, guys.
@marcorubio
Sounds like we would do well to cripple Russia and show China what happens to those who cross us or our allies.
Unless you're the cowardly b*tch everyone thinks you are...
LGBTQ+ people:
"We exist. We just want to live."
The richest man in the world:
"I'm oppressed! Woke mind virus! Gimme another bump of K before I expose myself to another female subordinate!"
He deleted it ofc, but let this poll be the turd that just won’t won’t flush.
Never let this tool forget that time
60 000 real people defeated his army of bots.
I am so proud of the Fellas right now! 🥹🍻
@ACTBrigitte
It'll be just like when the airports were taken over during the Revolutionary War, or when Covid disappeared like a miracle bc Trumpy said so.
Alternative facts, alternative reality.
Wait a min
Clarence Thomas will get to decide if Trump is immune
Despite the fact that his wife is a rabid MAGA insurrectionist?
And that he’s taken decades of bribes from pro-Trump billionaires?
And that Ginni was paid $680000 by the pro-Trump Heritage Foundation?!
Got it🤦🏻♀️
Apparently the original model is in the shop for a while, but he was clear in his wishes that his work be kept alive. So grab your choice of vehicle/celebrity combo and join the ranks.
So many Nazis to make cry, so little time.
Our enemies have enormous power, but we have the truth on our side
Three things can't be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth
Elmo will make every attempt to throttle and thwart us, but he cannot overpower the truth
Let us rain truth upon him like so many bird droppings
Trump was never president. He was installed to plant a cancer that ate away America’s ability to prosecute him & his co-conspirators
It metastasized to the Supreme Court & destroyed it.
It broke Congress.
It neutered the press.
And it captured a third of the population.
Our
@KaliKat1999
Homie is rollin balls out there. Between the drug cocktails, lack of sleep, decades of bad nutrition and lack of exercise, this guys gonna drop dead any day now.
And it will be a great day for America.
Please retweet. Keep it going. KY Rep James Comer is complicit. He knew his "star" witness was a liar who would be indicted for his lies. Comer knew all along. Comer should resign or be criminally charged. Worthless, grifting bastard.
@RepMTG
It's almost as if everyone keeps catching your party in bed with Russian spies.
Pointing your finger at others when you get caught is exactly the response we've come to expect from you.
Exclusive: 🔥🔥In a breaking development, legal counsel has informed Tucker Carlson that the United States could potentially arrest him on sanctions violations due to his interview with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Tap your heels three times and go back to MAGA Land, where the covfefe flows like wine, and the hamberders are the bigly-est in the world. With Adderall and adult diapers for everyone.
Wherever you see fascist propaganda/disinformation, loudly and proudly call it out for what it is... and make them feel stupid for opening their mouths. This is the way. Amen. *fart noise*
Battles are won by establishing firepower superiority. Stay frosty and watch each other's six out there. The digital battlefront is snark and full of errors.
Not too long ago, I was 500 followers away from 8k. Now I'm that same number away from 25k.
Your support is my firepower. It's only right that I dedicate a little time every day to appreciate and boost one of you.
@Democracy1stE
is a seasoned resister, recommend!
BREAKING:
Twitter has suspended the account of Alexey Navalny’s widow, Yulia Navalnaya.
She just created the account yesterday, when she announced she would continue the work of her husband.
If you were wondering who’s side
@elonmusk
is on..
Now you know.
@JoJoFromJerz
They aren't patriots. Never were. They're spoiled adult-size babies with no self awareness, impulse control, or virtue of any kind. Hillary was correct to label them deplorables.
Throughout history, societies have used shame to prevent harmful behaviors. Let us use this power for good. Crush, demean, and humiliate those who dare to spread disinformation.
(It's true that narcissists don't feel shame, but most MAGAts are merely imitating their role models)
Now they're threatening this guy (and presumably his family) with violence bc he hurt the feelings of the world's richest man. Well, our grandfathers defeated Fascism and we will, too.
Children are getting measles again in America because Putin funded & amplified a small antivax movement through proxies into a massive psyop which is killing our kids with stupid.
#ArrestMikeFlynn
What happened to Liam Nissan was vile and sickening. He had to flee this platform for his safety. I have stayed her to resist and to laugh but are any of us safe here anymore? I'm really starting to wonder.
#FreeLiamNissan
#WeAreLiamNissan
🎶 You know it's hard out here for a grift
When he tryna get tha money for tha rent
With a the lawsuits and trials pending
You'll have a whole lotta MAGAts jumpin ship 🎶
@TheCuriousBear_
I have empathy for them as human beings, which is why we have a ban on cruel and unusual punishment. Do I feel sorry for them facing the consequences of their actions? Hell no. They got off way too easy, actually. They represent the worst of society.