Ashley Eskeleton @AshleyEsqueda Twitter profile

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Ashley Eskeleton

2 days

I may take this account private soon to protect myself from some folks I've previously blocked due to abusive behavior, which y'all would be grandfathered in, but just in case you want to lurk with a burner: 🔵☁️ 📸

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11 months

I AM ON SMALL WORLD AND THERE WAS A STREAKER, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

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3 years

Fun fact! If you loved #Peacemaker , you will almost certainly also love @dcharleyquinn - don't miss it. VERY funny, tons of heart. I know @JamesGunn would agree.

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11 months

From the looks of it, it is a VERY SMALL world

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Ashley Eskeleton

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3 years

Sony and Microsoft are out here pandemic anxiety spending just like we are~

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Ashley Eskeleton

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11 months

@MarcusWhaley1 Uh yeah, big time sex offender energy

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Ashley Eskeleton

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11 months

@ScottGustin We are all trying to make the most of our imprisonment

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

11 months

@ScottGustin Y'all, my 4-year-old just turned to me (after having been trapped in this ride for the last almost hour) and said the 4 words I wanted to hear the least: "I need to poop."

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Ashley Eskeleton

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@Cromwelp Please ask him what he would call the game

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

@Winter I saw someone say something to the effect of, "these people don't actually want a new, equal playing field, they want to make a new system exactly like the one we already have except they are on top" and WHEW that really nailed it for me.

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11 months

@ScottGustin A very wild day at Disney, but sunsets like this never cease to amaze me 😍

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11 months

@dj_ir0ngruve Oh this dude is going to be hit with a shitload of felonies, and he will be on a sex offender registry for life

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

11 months

Unless the plot is Bugs teaming up with Keanu Reeves to break into the WB lot and steal the shelved Wile E Coyote movie (which would play in a surprise double feature immediately following the Bugs movie), NOT INTERESTED

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@DiscussingFilm

1 year

A new live-action/animated hybrid ‘BUGS BUNNY’ movie is reportedly in the works. (Source: )

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Ashley Eskeleton

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2 years

This is the future I want

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2 years

Lady Gaga arrives in a flying dress to the #TopGunMaverick premiere

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Ashley Eskeleton

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3 years

@POTUS or, and hear me out,

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

6 months

I will never forgive Jay for forcing us to lose Conan's Tonight Show

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6 months

There are entire Twitter accounts dedicated to sharing epic clips of comedians being about half as funny as the guy you chill with at the bar after work while Conan continues to be one of the funniest guys in show business doing the silliest shit.

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Ashley Eskeleton

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11 months

@ScottGustin Hahaha also welcome everyone who saw this tweet on @TMZ

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Ashley Eskeleton

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1 year

Happy Halloween from your favorite Sith Twi'lek 🖤

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

Time's Person of the Year should be Dolly Parton every year until the end of time Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

1 year

Just in case you were wondering, yes that *is* me (along with some of the best minds in consulting) in the credits of #AlanWake2 Baby's first game credit, all because Hit Detection took a chance on me 🥹

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

4 months

@joshgondelman Fuck this is such an elegant and razor sharp joke, Josh!!

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

Anyone who has a kid under 5 is really, really f*cking tired of hearing the pandemic is over

Andy Slavitt 🇺🇦

@ASlavitt

3 years

COVID Update: One too many smart people has told me or said on TV this week that the pandemic is over. I offer this thread as a single, uniform response to everyone. 1/

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Ashley Eskeleton

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8 months

Some advice for industry pals: Be happy for your friends without making it about you. Celebrate them without asking them for something. Share their work with no expectations of reciprocity. Be a fan of their successes; no need to envious or compare to your own timeline/career.

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

wow shocking

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@Reuters

3 years

Analysis: U.S. rollout of free preschool could put more moms into U.S. workforce

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

Someone please send @jordanklepper my deepest regards and eternal respect for this absolutely nuclear level burn

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3 years

Klepper to Matt Gaetz: "Isn't this a little bit childish, Matt, or is that what attracts you to this?"

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Ashley Eskeleton

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3 years

I made a really really good little human 🥰

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

The law is the law

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3 years

it’s time to bring this back

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3 years

I literally don't go anywhere 95% of the time

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3 years

People who haven’t had Covid.. what’s your secret ?

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

2 months

I can't believe I can say this out loud, but... I just made my last student loan payment.

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

6 months

YOU DIDN'T DISAPPOINT ME, ALFRED MOLINA 🥺😭

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@Jtaylor0_3

6 months

Man this hurt to watch

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

A 22 minute sitcom is a half hour comedy so let's just give those last few weeks to Betty White and call it 100 even

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

THANKS, I HATE IT

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

9 months

🚨 Breaking my hiatus for this very important update: I'm a published f*cking author now and I hope you preordered this beautiful beast

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

11 months

I am not a blue subscriber but here's a clip One of the biggest Ws of my entire life haha

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11 months

@AshleyEsqueda Where can we see the video?

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

Let's goooooooo #CES2022 my face is ready

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 months

I mean, there's one obvious VP pick I think we are all forgetting about, and that's a Pulitzer Prize winning artist from South Central who knows how to bury his opponent

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

Where are the ABK esports league owners demanding his resignation? Where are industry leaders demanding it? Cowardly behavior from the people who could ACTUALLY incite change.

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3 years

NEW: Employees across Activision, Blizzard, and King tell Bloomberg they were underwhelmed by a series of meetings held today to address the ongoing crisis. Executives repeated talking points and defended Bobby Kotick as calls for his ousting grow louder.

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Ashley Eskeleton

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@ScottGustin @TMZ Haha since a lot of folks sympathized/asked about my kid needing to poop: Held it like an absolute champ! I bought him a lollipop for his trouble (*after* we rushed him to the bathroom so he could go).

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Ashley Eskeleton

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1 year

Yes, we are THAT house~ #FullSizeBarsOrBust

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

This is so, so good but would def result in calls to the fire department 😂

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3 years

This guys wins Christmas…

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Ashley Eskeleton

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10 months

My grandpa still makes handmade tamales every year for the family (he's 82) and every Christmas, I take a bite and immediately feel so incredibly grateful for them and the tradition 🥹🥹🥹

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

Phantom braking (sudden and fast slowdown by Autopilot) almost got me rear ended today. Went from 70 to 40 WAY too fast, for no reason at all. No overpasses, no shadows, no cars in front of me for at least 20 car lengths. Driver behind me was, rightfully, pissed.

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Ashley Eskeleton

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11 months

@ScottGustin this is CRAZY

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

This is a part of the pandemic we NEED to talk about. Corporations should supply high quality masks to anyone they require on-site, and the government should be regularly sending masks to every household making under 100K, now that we don't have a shortage of N95s.

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3 years

How on earth do I educate those around me to wear an N95 mask if they can't even afford one?

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Ashley Eskeleton

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6 months

I have seen these players come up over the last 7 years and I am SO PROUD of them today. Congratulations @Jackpot_Spl , you're World Champions now!! 🥹

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

11 months

@Malvolio421 He actually jumped into the water

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

11 months

@ScottGustin @TMZ I answered some questions on Reddit! We were inside when it happened and my SIL was waiting for us outside and snapped the streaker photo while we were trying to figure out what happened!

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

Oh, and just so this is CRYSTAL CLEAR: ANY tweets that are in favor stripping trans people of their rights or dehumanizing them in any fashion will result in an immediate block. The right to exist as a trans person is non-negotiable in my timeline.

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

1 year

There's a song for this! What's it called again, something about what goes around coming back around, and crying a river

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Justin Timberlake was reportedly planning a big comeback which is now "ruined" after being exposed by Britney Spears in her memoir, according to The Sun.

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Ashley Eskeleton

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3 years

@Winter Found it!

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3 years

This is the thing— such a huge portion of ppl who are super into crypto/NFTs preach about decentralization and how Web3 will democratize the internet but they don’t actually want that, they just want to be at the top of a virtually identical system to the one that already exists.

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Ashley Eskeleton

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6 months

Some American men just catcalled me in the middle of a huge shopping center and the looks on their faces when I replied "you would *never* survive me" was so, so funny~

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

4 months

Speaking of style...can you believe how ridiculously cool @BlessingJr is?? Like he just puts on a Street Fighter shirt and becomes the most powerful man alive???

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

@blackheartJV @JakeyimDb I just like that shows get to breathe a bit and get found - so many full seasons of shows are out of the conversation after 72 hours - unless they're a huge hit instantly or end up being lightning in a bottle, they're lost in the algorithm.

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

Put some good energy out into the universe for me, if you have a little extra. I could use some magic ✨

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

2 months

I was so excited when one Labyrinth attendee stopped me and said, "It reminds me of Diablo, do you play it?" My entire costume was inspired by my @Diablo necromancer! I was *delighted* someone clocked my inspo 🥹

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

You're so welcome everyone lol

🔥 🏠 with a Y 🏠 🔥

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3 years

TOM BRADY AND AARON RODGERS IN ONE WEEKEND!!!!! CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!

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Ashley Eskeleton

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3 years

Bailey is 15 today. She's rickety, nervous and generally a hot mess, but we love her just the same ♥️

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

8 months

Studios, please hire professional hosts and not influencers with zero experience, I assure you there will be much more interesting/viral clips when you have people like @maudegarrett and @AshCrossan talking to your stars

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they asked the question AGAIN..

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Ashley Eskeleton

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4 months

You can thank @BlondeNerd for this photo

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

This thread right here is why we have kept a very low profile and mostly stayed home for the last 2 years. Even "mild" COVID has made some of my friends' lives a living hell, even 6+ months after "recovering."

Dr. Nicole Bedera

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3 years

There has been a flurry of reporting about "irrational" vaccinated 18-34 year olds who still worry about catching COVID. But journalists are making huge assumptions and missing the story. Using myself as an example, let me break down how they misunderstand my COVID caution.

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3 years

Who you gonna call? 🚫👻

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5 months

😘

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

I think all I need to say is this: Microsoft wants to be the Netflix of games before NETFLIX can become the Netflix of games. There we go. I did it. No thread required.

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Ashley Eskeleton

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3 years

I got some AMAZING new @headshots today from @ericblackmon ! These are 6 of my favorites (nothing professionally retouched, but I did a little cleanup/brightening) - cannot thank him enough for capturing who I am and making me look so good~ Hair/Makeup b…

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Ashley Eskeleton

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3 years

When your friends call in a favor to talk about Hawkeye, it's an easy yes :)

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3 years

With trick arrows, Yelena Belova, and Kingpin, #Hawkeye is the gift that keeps on giving! Watch our spoiler-filled breakdown with @AshleyEsqueda for all the #HawkeyeFinale easter eggs you might have missed:

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Ashley Eskeleton

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3 years

imagine stumbling upon lenticular art and acting like u made something new lol

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3 years

I basically turned an NFT into an animated physical object without using a screen, cables or electricity...I'll be doing a lot more of these.

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3 years

This is so very, very funny to me

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Tabloid journalism.

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3 years

Whoever does your graphics deserves the biggest raise, @WPLGLocal10

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7 years

Police say nearly 1,200 pounds of pot missing from a warehouse was eaten by mice.

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3 years

Officially boosted!

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

5 months

41 and have never been hotter or weirder, see you in Diablo S4 fellow nephalem~ 💋

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5 months

gamers, how old are you? I’ll be 35 in July. I’m wearing it the best I can & at least happy I learned how to let myself smile in a photo 🤣

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

7 months

Upgrade complete, v4.1 online 😊 Happy Birthday to me 🥳🎉

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

Is my son the coolest toddler ever in his @DollyParton shirt and aviators? Yes.

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

@PFTompkins @mrbobodenkirk This is a very funny joke and I am glad you're good enough friends to enjoy it!

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

I made this because I'm sitting outside and I am not built for cold weather

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Ashley Eskeleton

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6 months

It has been WAY too long since I've enjoyed the company of these two (Game Awards 2019!!) ♥️ @AnnaBarlog @corybarlog , you're both absolutely aces and the kid is such a smart and kind delight!! What a lovely way to start the week~

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

10 months

Jan 2023 vs Dec 2023

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

4 months

First of all, this is violence Secondly, yes

Rob DenBleyker

@RobDenBleyker

4 months

millennials when they play Diablo 4

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

@amandadeibert Never light yourself on fire to keep others warm.

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

6 months

Looking like the President of a Media Coaching company today. Because I am. Let's do some cool stuff this week, @Xbox ! #RowdySkeleton ♥️🎙️💀

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

Anyway I'm tired and I think I'm muting this thread because I sense a plague of Musketeers heading for this thread. I like my car - a lot, actually! But I don't like when it does dumb things that put me in danger, and I'm not giving Tesla a pass on it.

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

11 months

@HumanFlypaper Haha they did! And fortunately, the holiday overlay is happening currently, so it was a variety of Christmas songs!

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

11 months

The bangs have returned and so has my smokeshow status, I don't make the rules

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

6 months

My heart is so full. I love doing this, I love these games, I love this crew, I love these players. The gratitude is overwhelming 🥹 A dream come true~

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

6 months

Fit Check, Japan Day 1 🥰 (My mom made that bag for me!)

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

4 months

Is this too extra for a 90F degree day at Disneyland Y/N

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

9 months

New headshots who dis (📸 @TheCameronRice )

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

10 months

u can see the pure joy in my eyes right now

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

Zero-tolerance harassment policy company-wide.* *CEO exempt

Activision Blizzard

@ATVI_AB

3 years

We are listening and taking action. Our ambition is to make Activision Blizzard the most welcoming and inclusive workplace in our industry – with a strict zero-tolerance policy for harassment and discrimination of any kind.

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Ashley Eskeleton

@AshleyEsqueda

3 years

@nathanwpyle We used to play this more when ours was smaller, but we love playing "IS IT A HAT" where we put literally anything we can on ours' head and yell "IS IT A HAAAAAAT?" Now he participates too and it's so cute 🥰