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The Highest Human Act Is To Inspire 🏁

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Joined February 2011
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Focus flow. Mental wealth
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What’s your love language ?
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Ring ring pon di HR
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Me: omg it’s so hot Manager: aren’t you Africans used to the heat? Me:
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Kill mi with the tightness 🎵
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Man who died visiting sex worker has 'extreme orgasm' listed as official cause of death
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Police gonna leave people’s houses like this
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Police will enter homes and break up Christmas dinners if families break lockdown rules, predicts police commissioner
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Another year with no kids. We go again in 2024
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Ekin Su during movie night
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She kissed my cheek and I got a spot
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Nah mandem what’s been the pettiest thing that’s turned you off a girl?
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Soo I broke the ketchup in wingstop and the Jamaican woman behind me goes “Yes Yes Yes. Mash up de people dem tings!!” 🥴
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Came back to get another sample in Costco and the woman said “You know you can buy it?” Bare shame
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V For Vybz Kartel
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How you 25+ and don’t know the phonetic alphabet?
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Hayfever I am sorry man. PLEASE
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Linking up with your babes in the park to do your daily exercise
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Henry pls.
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If I give you a piece of my chicken you are my Empress.
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You lot come back from DLT and this happens
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Gonorrhoea and syphilis diagnoses in England hit record levels, latest figures show
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I will even be the boot
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Would you clean Mbappe’s boots for £5,000 a week tax free for a year?
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You see 2012 olympics when Jamaica broke all them world records. I don’t think any sport moment can top that for me
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When she keeps ordering cocktails and happy hour is over
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Keisha the sket
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Pick ONE book or book series that you want Netflix to make into a show or movie.
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Mesut Ozil to Aaron Ramsey after Arsenal took back the contract
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My mum when I tell her I can’t remember the password she chose
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Lool my dad called me marga man until I was like 17. Now he don't say nothing since I barged him and he had to grab the banister
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“Yuh grip tight like Rotherhithe tunnel”
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Where Aunty deh?
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Do this to one kid and they all start lining up. It’s long.
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Rain and thunder? See what happens when women cheat
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Buy her an anklet for a her pretty feet
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Why does fathers day always become about the absent ones rather than the ones doing it proper
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Have you like this
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U finally collected the nyash of ur dreams but performance anxiety lands, ur coque refuses to rise u think i wont call all the drug dealers i know for a bluey?
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People shagging in this weather need to be put in the zoo
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My one will be
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But is PlayStation Black Owned? 👀
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@BBC_HaveYourSay Is it paid?
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I really need to learn phonetics because I’ll be saying the weirdest stuff. O for Optimus Prime
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2020 is the year of Financial Abundance.
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Every time you go to a ladies house you’ll be having them good good sleeps. They’ll be saying it’s because their your peace. They lying. It’s the mattress
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“I’ve got a man but It’s not everyday suck dick. Sometimes make friends”
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@mayzkgf I’m bussing up. He can’t stand her
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Securing your bag then dissing people who are still in the process of doing that is weird behaviour.
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Mandem get into a relationship and start eating cheese boards
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The World Cup was actually soo wavy. 3 high quality games a day. We were spoiled
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“Officer Ashley here. Where’s the curry goat?”
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@Jessvee23 Loool salmon isn’t filling at all soo I hear it
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Mandem are going to babes house and offing socks first visit?
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Women are wicked. Unprovoked
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No one could chat to me in Nursery
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A two-year-old boy has survived being swallowed by a hippo in Uganda
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@ChanIncognito Trauma of nyash
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I can’t go on holidays with people who just want to lay in the sun all day. Activities everyday day is my kinda vibe.
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Happy Independence Day. Pull Up! 🇯🇲
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This still cracks me up
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Depends on the meat
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white rice >>>> rice & peas
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Chapter 27. Blessings In Abundance. 🏁
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20s. Completed That
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Driving off without waiting for her to get inside her house is a bit mad
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Burna boy and popcaan song is ☝🏾
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Chapter 28. Abundance Always
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🧑🏾‍🍳🧑🏾‍🍳
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@yagirlky__
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When y’all be talking a girl through her nut, what y’all be saying 👀
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Women 🤝 Farting in their sleep
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Aidonia doesnt get enough credit
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When she pays the bill >>
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Trading is actually very simple once you lock down patience and discipline
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Me on my 5k run during lockdown
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Being a trader. You’ll get slapped then just go again
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I don’t get how people go on holiday and just lay by the pool all day everyday
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Affectionate Women >>
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We should be able to sacrifice people who don’t like oxtail. Weirdos
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I’m a millionaire.
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Man just want to ride jet skis lmao
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Day 4 of the baecation after having sex for the eighth fuckin time
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Testing
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@DaynaJFisher Bro I felt bare shame lmao
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@debs_ML @swayleck The banana yoghurt is proper buff though
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CurryGoatOxtailPlantainMac&CheeseAvocado and Coleslaw
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You can only add 2 things to this plate of simple rice -Name them
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We not letting the ladies steal our hoodies anymore.
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My boy has started baking cupcakes. This love thing is not a joke
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Told my dad Bajan people eat monkey and he replied “but you nyam pum pum.”
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Still cracks me up
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We move.
So i translated the code Twitter sent me
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Them ones when you've got sweets, but you don't want to open them because mandem are lurking
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@SantsRNTL Looool the script too obvious
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New York Session > London Session (might delete this later)
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Imagine your babe telling you she’s had a long day at work. Whole time she’s been teking cock from prisoners. Bareback Women can kill
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When you get dressed for work in the dark http://t.co/dju1lUy0cB
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Loool man dragged him like a ragamuffin
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My teacher told me that ill be a peice of shit, seen her the other day. Driving a piece of shit
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A daily reminder
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