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@ArmoricaGroyper

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The year is 50 BC. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely...

Armorica
Joined August 2018
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
6 months
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
6 months
Indian nationalists: "having to go back to India constitutes getting your life ruined"
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@libconservative
Liberal Conservative(trying to go on hiatus arc)
6 months
bitch got the poor guy fired. i don't know what kind of visa he has, but high chances he gets deported if he's unable to find a job soon. imagine getting your life ruined because you wanted to help other indian immigrants with groceries.
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
1 year
"I'm a big fan of Red Scare" "Me too. I find Anna and Dasha's commentary on Camille Paglia to be excellent" "No, I mean blacklisting leftists from the film industry and public service jobs. Joseph McCarthy is one of my heroes"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
9 months
"The shooter was a white male-" "It's really shameless how these shootings are politicised" "Who identified as transgender" "This is what happens when we let the ideas of the woke Left proliferate. They need to be crushed. Libs of Tik Tok warned us..."
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Asterix Respecter
6 months
It's probably no exaggeration to say that this small patch of land on the north-west edge of Europe has produced more worthwhile philosophy, literature, and art than the entirety of sub-Saharan Africa.
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alex zawacki
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
11 days
>The Innocence Project >It's about people who are guilty of murder
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@innocence
Innocence Project
12 days
We wish we had better news. But as of now, #MarcellusWilliams is still scheduled to be executed by Missouri tonight at 6 p.m. central for a crime he is totally innocent of. ⁠ Don’t stop sharing his story. It’s not too late to save an innocent life.⁠
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
7 months
"Doctor, would you agree that 'full Hitler mode' is imminent?" "The technical term is Total Hitlerworld Realisation, but yes. I've spoken to a number of my colleagues and we all agree on this point"
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@LolOverruled
Spooky 🎃 Lolo
7 months
It doesn't make me feel great that there's like 10 Professors of Fascism and 4 Doctors of Hitler who are always saying some version of "yep, we're in stage 8 out of 11 of going full Hitler mode" and anytime I talk about fascism half the replies are saying I'm dramatic
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
6 months
"Paraplegic dog receives wheelchair-this will restore your faith in humanity!" "Heartwarming moment when a father is reunited with his down syndrome son" "Wholesome interaction between baby and dolphin 😊😊" "Watch how M&Ms are made in factory😲😲"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
5 months
"Check out this cool photo of a deer looking into the camera" "Was it posted by the racist 'trail cams' account, or the anti-racist 'trail cams' account?" "The racist one" "I agree, it's a cool photo"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
4 months
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
7 months
"Careful mate, that foreigner wants your cookie" Thanks for the heads up"
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@fillypepper
Debra ☘️
7 months
@wi_naura @Nigel_Farage “Ending Mass immigration” whatever that is, will not have the effect you think. It’s this old cliche that has you all brainwashed
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
8 months
"The irony is that leftists are so caught up in a reified idea of 'media literacy' that they can't critically examine how Starship Troopers fails as a satire of facism" "You haven't seen it, have you?" "I've seen some of the early ones. Dark Vader is quite a complex character"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
8 months
"I'm a big fan of your novel 'The Crucible'. A cautionary tale about the danger posed by witches" "It's actually an allegory, in which the hunt for witches is compared to the hunt for communists" "A cautionary tale about the danger posed by communists. Splendid"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
4 months
"So what exactly do you mean by a 'high-trust society'?" "Well, you know...it's where trust in the society is generally high" "And you guarantee this isn't just a euphemism for 'no minorities'?" "Pinky promise"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
6 months
"The final redpill: stop eating food. The need to constantly introduce foreign matter into your body is completely pathological" "You would die!" "That's why it's called the 'final' redpill"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
1 year
"The Romans were, like, chuds, basically. They perpetrated genocide, and all of their culture was stolen from the Greeks. I took this opinion from the Chapo Trap House podcast" "You have 15 seconds to run before I spear you"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
3 months
"Le bad country had...le advertisements?"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
9 days
Concept taken from Night Owls.
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
8 months
"Don't make me tap the sign"
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@NoContextHumans
Out of Context Human Race
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
5 months
"I have a right-wing account on X, I think 1 animool is worth more than the entire population of Africa, and I claim familiarity with the writings of Friedrich Nietzsche"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
1 year
@kunley_drukpa Horrible Histories has fallen, it's over
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
11 months
"Pull up the 'Mart' account, from Argentina. His book threads on Roman history were really insightful" "My Fuehrer..." "Mart has spent the past year posting increasingly approving sentiments towards gay sex"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
7 months
"Gigachad wait! People think you're doing this to 'Free Palestine'!" "Ahh, fuck. Would you mind quickly putting a trampoline down there?"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
1 year
General Brah, you were only supposed to collect taxes from that mountain village-not raze it to the ground and enslave all the inhabitants" "They were manufacturing sunscreen" "And that town in the lowlands which you torched..." "They were manufacturing, uhhhh seed oils"
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Asterix Respecter
8 months
"Black women are 3x more likely to experience domestic violence" "Sobering statistics, but this could be misused by the right-wing" "For Aboriginal Australian women it's as much as 40x" "Again, I-" "Gay people and liberals suffer disproportionately from mental illness"
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@RepCori
Congresswoman Cori Bush
8 months
Intimate partner violence can be deadly. Every single person deserves safety & peace in their relationship. St. Louis, join us next Wednesday, January 31st at 7:00 PM CT for a telephone town hall on IPV & DV resources. Click the link in my bio for more information.
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
1 year
"lmao, bro is emitting Hitler particles" "How do you know about that? This is highly classified information you're discussing" "It's just like, this meme we use against rightoids" "I'm going to need you to step this way, soyjak. You don't know about the Himmler atom, do you?"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
3 months
"Liberals always support fascists over socialists to prop up capitalism. Read theory" "But the liberal parties conspire with the socialists to keep out the far-right literally every time" "There are minor bugs to work out in this theory, but I'm sure it's fundamentally sound."
@phl43
Philippe Lemoine
3 months
The National Rally still received by far the largest number of votes, Union of the Left and Together are alliances of several parties, but because the left and the center made a tacit alliance by withdrawing their candidates where it could win, it only came third in seats.
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Asterix Respecter
3 months
"I'm fiscally conservative...." "I'm a total liberal, but I think it is acceptable to be conservative on economic issues, so long as you're socially-" "Nazi" "What?" "Socially Nazi"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
2 months
"And I question whether the best future for me and my family is in this country" "Wait, so you really might leave?" "Well, no-it's just something we say sometimes to make people feel bad, but in every single case we choose to remain in the West" "Fuuuuuuuucckkkkk"
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@TheNewsAgents
The News Agents
2 months
"I question if the future for me, my wife and three children is going to be in Scotland." Former First Minister of Scotland @HumzaYousaf is uncertain about raising his family in the UK after the "horrendous" manifestation of anti-migrant discourse. @lewis_goodall | @jonsopel
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
8 months
"Have you heard of 'Black Wall Street' in Tulsa? We should attack it, thus making all black people poor, because we hate them" "Are you sure that one riot in a mid-sized town will permanently cripple the potential of black people in the United Sates?" "It should do the trick"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
5 months
"Gauls are stupid and impulsive" "Wow, you're really saying the quiet part out loud" "I killed many thousands of them during the battle of Alesia" "Just admit you're an imperialist" "Some have described my actions in Gaul as a genocide" "We all see through your dogwhistles"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
3 months
"I hold nothing sacred. I simply cannot be offended" "Would you mind proofreading my new screenplay? It's a situational comedy centred on the characters of George Floyd and Derek Chauvin"
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@IwriteOK
Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans)
3 months
free advice to all foreigners: 9/11 jokes do not work on us. there is nothing Americans hold sacred as a people. you can some times mock us as regions, talk shit about sweet tea to rile up Texans, tell a New Yorker their bodegas are just corner stores, etc
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Asterix Respecter
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Asterix Respecter
5 months
"le wholesome fat man! The 'friendly bloke at the pub' archetype!" "There's nothing good about obesity at all. I only happen to be overweight because I eat large amounts of liberals, which is not a dietary choice but a matter of political praxis".
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Asterix Respecter
3 months
"Referring to pencils with a light pink shade as 'skin colour' in primary school"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
7 months
"We're Welsh! Don't you dare conflate us with those English FOREIGNERS!" "Nearly a quarter of Cardiff's population is non-white-a cause for concern" "How dare you! We do not tolerate racism here"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
5 months
"So yeah, ultimately I'm a moderate libertarian kind of guy. Respectful dialogue and diversity of political perspectives is what I'm all about" "And just quickly: a comment on critics of the Jewish state?" "They deserve rape"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
8 months
"OK, we had a bunch of colonies between 1750 and 1950, therefore we have to have permanent mass immigration" "Nooooooooo" "Yep, even though the same thing is also happening in countries which didn't have colonies, this is clearly just a straightforward corollary of colonialism"
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@Electron1c_
Electronic_
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@ArmoricaGroyper Me when my empire stretches across half the fucking world and I wonder why so many of the people I colonized ended up back in London
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
5 months
"Rape is bad" "I know that, but I'm asking you about the basis of moral judgements in your worldview" "Rape is bad" " " "Heh, they are not sending their best"
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@RightWingCope
Right Wing Cope
5 months
The Christian debate bros are not sending their best in my mentions
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Asterix Respecter
5 months
"Arthur Schopenhauer. No writer has had a greater influence on my philosophical outlook than him" "Yes, his discussion of the will as prior to conscious thought is rather enlightening" "I think you've got things a bit confused. I'm talking about the anti-woman guy"
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Asterix Respecter
8 months
"I'm sorry to make you push me around all the time. I feel like such a burden" "It's no problem at all, soyjak. Friendship is one of my core values"
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Asterix Respecter
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
4 months
Judge: Mr. Trump, you have been found guilty-" Trump: "Of being based" Judge: "No, you literally have been found guilty of-" Trump: "Being redpilled" *Crowd erupts into cheers, carries Trump to the White House, Joe Biden commits suicide*
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
5 months
"One of the worst characteristics of the Third World is 'milling about'-brownoids just standing around doing nothing. Complete alien to the industrious mindset of the Anglo-Protestant" "Sounds a bit like what you do every day" "False equivalence"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
1 year
"Yeah I think about the Roman Empire every day. It's just a kind of masculine quirk, I suppose" "I think about TND every day"
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Asterix Respecter
8 months
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@souljagoytellem
Sami Gold
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
6 months
"10 Trillion Nigerians migrated to the United Kingdom this year" "Sobering statistics" "And black people committed 800% of all violent crimes" "Some may wish to keep their head in the sand, but you can't argue with the facts"
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@AFpost
AF Post
6 months
More Pakistanis have emigrated to England in the past 14 months than in the past 51 years. Follow: @AFpost
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
6 months
"3 is still young age!" "Just 2 more years and you'll be put through the ΖОG education system. Face it, it's over"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
4 months
This is how it feels to be a sensitive young man in today's society.
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Asterix Respecter
5 months
"IQ is the best measure in psychology, reliably predicting a range of life outcomes" "Yeah OK, some meaningless test proves you're better than brown people" "I am superior to most Africans. The results speak for themselves" "Go on, I know you want to tell me your number" "76"
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Asterix Respecter
6 months
"My aunt would often play this song when we visited her as children. She sadly passed away from cancer, but whenever I hear it, it makes me think of her" "Who's here in 2024?"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
7 months
"I've been right-wing longer than you kids have been alive!" The based right-wing stalwart in question:
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Asterix Respecter
7 months
“A person who I disagree politically with is less attractive at 65 than they were at 25? Just goes to show how evil thoughts make you look ugly”
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Asterix Respecter
11 months
"The key to good 'right-wing art' is subtlety" "I was wondering if you could proofread my new screenplay. It's called Based Chad versus Leftist Soyboy" "Trying to shoehorn in overt political messages is just philistinism" "It ends with Sol Brah throwing Joe Biden off a cliff"
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Asterix Respecter
4 months
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@agraybee
Shadow Of The Nerdtree
4 months
It's crazy how right Theodor Herzl was when he said Europe is irredeemably antisemitic and always will be.
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Asterix Respecter
4 months
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Asterix Respecter
1 month
"Fuck pigs" "Wow...just wow" "No, it like...means the police" "Oh, so it's an apparently obvious metaphor for something considered to be bad. That's totally so much better, soyjak"
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@Category_Fury
normal wife 🇵🇸
1 month
here is me defending my thesis in a pig destroyer shirt
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
2 months
The "Windrush Migrants" were a group of West Indians who came completely uninvited on a ship intended to bring home British soldiers.
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
1 year
"I think about the Roman Empire just about every day tbh" "Yes, the Battle of Alesia...Vercingetorix..." "You know Daily Roman Updates on Twitter? I also like r/HistoryMemes" "We will have our revenge"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
4 months
Leftists normally: "ethnic groups are fake 19th-century constructions, there's no such thing as a pure German, Frenchman, etc" Leftists when they want to epically own one specific post on X: "Hungarians are a closed ethnic group descended purely from 9th-century Magyar invaders"
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
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@poemtoday
Poem Today
12 days
How Was Everything The vulture circles like a waitress on rollerskates asking have you finished with that? Caroline Bird Image courtesy @ellora_sutton
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
8 months
This is considered a "banger" by the standard of leftist dialogues...
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@MingAutocrat
Curse The Jury
8 months
I will never post a banger like this ever again, why try
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@ArmoricaGroyper
Asterix Respecter
2 months
"Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Wife/Husband" as opposed to "Partner" is a borderline right-wing dogwhistle at this point.
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Asterix Respecter
5 months
"Let's call this 'trans women' stuff for what it is: patriarchy" "Polling consistently shows that women are more in favour of every aspect of 'trans rights' than men" "There are still some minor bugs we need to work out in this theory, but I'm sure it's fundamentally sound"
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@jk_rowling
J.K. Rowling
5 months
I don’t know about you, but male politicians obfuscating and blustering to avoid uttering the dangerous words ‘women don’t have penises’ totally convinces me that the rights and protections of 51% of the population are safe in their hands.
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Asterix Respecter
4 months
"He he he. Ha ha. Tee hee hee" " "
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@gayhomohistory
Trevor
4 months
It’s interesting how people think being evil is incompatible with having wholesome fun one of the most terrifying videos I’ve ever seen isn’t gore or anything like that it’s himmler and members of the SS having a snowball fight
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Asterix Respecter
3 months
"This is just like that incident which historians largely understand as genuinely being the fault of a communist"
@esjesjesj
evan loves worf
3 months
This is absolutely Reichstag fire stuff.
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Asterix Respecter
7 months
"Post-Apartheid South Africa is a disaster. Now racists are pointing out that they were correct, while anti-racists are just responding with accusations of racism. Both sides equally at fault for some reason"
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Asterix Respecter
4 months
"I'm actually quite a big fan of techno" "What's your favourite techno song?" "Auslaender Raus" "And your second favourite?" "I, uhhh, I don't really have a second favourite"
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Asterix Respecter
5 months
"If you can go 30 seconds without mentioning White Sharia, Based Africa, and so on, I'll give you 10 million dollars" "Sounds like a good deal" " " "So my African Muslim friend..." "17 seconds. Bad luck"
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@OwenBenjamin
Owen Benjamin 🐻
6 months
This guy absolutely nails it about “Muslim rape gangs.” The thing that really opened my eyes to the strength of sharia was watching how western law treats rapists and pedophiles. It’s humiliating. We hope another prisoner in prison beats them up for us on their 2 year child rape
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Asterix Respecter
10 months
"Mohammed Hijab versus Rabbi Schmuley"
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@hereliesthighs
Titus of the Dreamlands
11 months
Lmao they’re all soy facing
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Asterix Respecter
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Asterix Respecter
2 months
Debunked.
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@N3weis
Ryomen Neweis
2 months
a right wing shooter was so ugly his face became a cultural victory for leftists
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Asterix Respecter
9 months
>woman ingratiating herself into far-right circles without ever really saying anything that right-wing >far-left background >"haha anons are so handsome, they should dox themselves"
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@babybaudrillard
cassidy angel (f/acc)
9 months
I heard another anon face doxxed and is very hot. This is just proof of what the e-girls knew all along: that you fringe-opinion holding anonymous men are highly suitable to father our children. Call it feminine intuition!
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Asterix Respecter
3 months
Watching soccer highlights on YouTube and upvoting any comments complaining about how many black players are on the French team.
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Asterix Respecter
10 months
"So I read that essay you recommended, about how the modern age necessitates the Death of the Author. I've started with Noam Chomsky. I was thinking maybe Slavoj Zizek?" "Oh my god..."
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Asterix Respecter
6 months
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Asterix Respecter
6 months
"Not only that, it's also a legal requirement to provide crabs with oysters and calamari" "I never knew about that" "You also get tax rebates for building them elaborate sandcastles" "Fascinating"
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@Gravantus
Gravantus
6 months
"Its illegal to help baby sea turtles escape predators if u dont have a permit. If you see this you have to leave it alone and respect the natural order of things"
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Asterix Respecter
7 months
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@ultrarotom
marcie 🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
Right-winger: I like to skin orphans alive Left-winger: I don't Right-winger: Well, I respect your choice Left-winger: I don't respect yours Centrist: Wow, leftists are so intolerant, they don't respect other people's choices
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