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Archie (needs referrals)

@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Hey, y’all! So, I’ve finally decided to give freelancing a go!

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2 years

If you ever feel useless, just remember there are people who watch Bigg Boss

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Kya matlab iPhone 14 lene walo ko iPhone ke 14 nahi bol sakte?

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2 years

doing drugs in college is bad but crushing on a single person for all three years is worse

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3 years

People who solved whole RD Sharma in school, where are you in life right now?

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2 years

This Diwali, burn your shyness and ask your crush out.

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Mbappe at 23 saving his country's grace whereas me at 22 saving WhatsApp stickers which I don't even find at the right time

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2 months

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3 years

Zyada cool mat bano, tum sab bhi bachpan me eye-spy ko ice-pice bolte the

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2 years

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3 years

Losing weight is more difficult than gaining weight. Period.

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2 years

“the longer you wait, the hotter you date” mera wala jal gaya shayad

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2 years

Mathura - Vrindavan Holi getting glorification is fine but the amount of sexual harassment, abuse and groping that happens there is insane. The males ranging from the ages of 5 to the elder, the eldest, would throw colour, water, whatever they want and would say-

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2 years

Indians parents don't get the concept of privacy because desi everything

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3 years

My dating career has never reached the dating part

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

I'm a guy and the person in my DP is my gf so stop DMing me.

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2 years

Zaruri nahi tumhe Khushi mile, Aastha bhi acchi ladki hai

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2 years

10 din pre menstrual syndrome, 10 din post menstrual syndrome, 7 din periods bache 3 din aur phir ye kehte hain jeene ke hain 4 din

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2 years

Padhai karlo kyuki jo hoga vo bilkul dekha nahi jaega

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3 years

Stages on Twitter: ~ You created a Twitter account ~ but you didn't understand it ~ so you left for few months or years ~ but then you returned ~ now you're addicted and can't go a day without it

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Abhi Saturday hai, ab dekhna kaise 2 ghante me Monday aata hai

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Ignore your problems the way you ignore your laptop and keep using your phone.

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2 years

Pretty girls don't have a boyfriend.

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3 years

Boys be like "you've got followers 'cause you're a girl" and then follow all the girls😶

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2 years

That tongue and finger combo . . . When you count a bundle of notes

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3 years

Startup idea: an app that suggests instant comeback during an argument

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2 years

I taught the reproduction chapter to a classmate in class 10th and she reproduced at the age of 19. I mean focused study is good and all par itni zyada focused?!?!?!

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2 years

Normalise not liking dogs 😤

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2 years

laude ka 'I'll be there for you'

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3 years

People launching startups before 16 years of age, kaha se laate ho itna talent

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2 years

Normalise being friends with the opposite gender😤

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2 years

Diwali aa gayi lekin koi patakha bolne wala abhi tak nahi aaya

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3 years

Take the risk and tag the person you want to date

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2 years

Call me WiFi kyuki mera kisi se connection nahi ho raha

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2 years

padhai likhai dhokha hai, pyaar pe dhyaan do mauka hai

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2 years

16 y/o me : Please don't tell me what to do 21 y/o me : Please tell me what to do

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2 years

Monisha beta anxiety bolo, fatt rahi hai is too middle class

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@ArchieeAgarwal

3 years

This Diwali, burn your shyness and ask your crush out :)

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

bhaiya ek plate dhoop lagado, hawa mat daalna

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3 years

I have never tasted Chai. Will this society accept me?

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3 years

It's not a flex if your parents paid for it.

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3 years

What's the stupidest reason you've cried on?

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2 years

Mummy ke saamne 'maa chudao' bolne wali thi, 'bhaad me jaao' bolke compensate karna pada😭😭

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3 years

How to flirt? (Asking for a friend, ofc)

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2 years

Intelligence is sexy.🥵

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2 years

Raat ko jag kal subah jaldi kar acche 🔁 uthke acche se padhungi se padhungi

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

2 years since I joined Twitter, I have just realized if you like 3 times it automatically screenshots😲

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2 years

The day I get the confidence to wear such an outfit it'll be over for y'all

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2 years

Can anyone remove the cars from the background

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2 years

Tag people with hot LinkedIn and Twitter DPs

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@ArchieeAgarwal

3 years

Being sexually abused at 13 and realising it at 20 because of the lack of sex-ed, hurts right in the brain. I could have smacked that person right there had I known about all of this back then.🥺😭

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Everybody's first english movie was Twilight, right?

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2 years

And he created a scene out of it so much that half the population in mandir knew something happened It legit killed the festive spirit inside us. This is to all the womankind in Vrindavan and Mathura atp, slap the shit out of these beasts please. There's no other way out!!!

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Mummy ke saamne do baar chutiya bol diya aur unhone kuch kaha bhi nahi Desh badal raha hai kya😳

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3 years

Do you open your laptop and start using your phone or are you normal?

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2 years

CAT tomorrow, wish me luck for CFA

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Logon ko UP ke logon se dikkat kya hai bhai

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@ArchieeAgarwal

3 years

Startup Idea: An app that replies to all twitter comments automatically 😤

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3 years

Nothing beats the smell of new books 🤌

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3 years

so NOBODY talks to their dad's side of the family??????

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Ye US UK jaane walo ka alag instagram banao please

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@ArchieeAgarwal

3 years

Startup idea: an app that pays for scrolling

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@ArchieeAgarwal

3 years

Nothing hurts more than seeing people of your age having constant fun.

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3 years

We are not actually addicted to twitter. We are addicted to growth.🤷‍♀️

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@ArchieeAgarwal

3 years

Please suggest comebacks for relatives when they say "ab toh bas 1-2 saal me shaadi"

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2 years

Arre ye itni garmi me padhai kaise karte hain😭😭

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2 years

Fuck my life.

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3 years

How to start studying again?

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2 years

- 'we consider every female to be Radha and Gopi so we'll play with you accordingly' and you can't say anything because they will come at you with all sorts of festive spirit nuisance in that moment. I was there when I was 11 and had the worst experience wrt abuse and groping

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3 years

I am glad I had a childhood before social media took over :')

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2 years

You cannot make everyone happy, you're not Sunday

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2 years

Khud ko din me sone se kaise rokein?

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Why are boys allergic to the use of emojis?

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2 years

Maasi is the best relative in the entire rishtedaari, you cannot change my mind

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@ArchieeAgarwal

3 years

Why or why don't you drink alcohol?

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

need need need need need need 1 crore rupees need need need need

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2 years

Being lazy is not my fault. I was born on Sunday.

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2 years

I was at Banke Bihari temple on Chhoti Holi day when a guy, half my age standing behind me was constantly pulling my hat up and pouring water inside my clothes. I asked him to stop thrice but ultimately he agitated me so much, I slapped him without a second thought

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Padhai karlo Boyfriend ka kya hai, kal bhi nahi tha, aaj bhi nahi hai

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3 years

If you have to speak only 1 word for the rest of the day, what would it be?

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

ⓘ This user is stressed everyday about the future.

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

How to have 48 hours in a day?

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@ArchieeAgarwal

3 years

Startup Idea: An app that tells "sabr ka phal kab milega"

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@ArchieeAgarwal

3 years

People fall in love I fall in problems

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@ArchieeAgarwal

3 years

People launching startups before 16 years of age, kaha se laate ho itna talent

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Roast a boy and watch him say ‘sojao’

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2 years

This ain't London or New York, this is our Akhand Uttar Pradesh

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2 years

My biggest flex is not watching reels😌

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

How to celebrate dhanteras without dhan? Share tips

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1 year

Everybody's first english show was Friends, right?

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2 years

I am freezing. Can I get your glove rn? But 'g' is silent

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Call them bhai and watch them say “gaali de dena, bhai mat bolna”

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2 years

Do you eat 'Hide n Seek' line by line or are you abnormal?

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3 years

The world is at Bangalore, where are you?

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3 years

Tell me a bigger flex than having a Trimax Pen while in school.

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2 years

People who don't like bhindi, who hurt you bro

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@ArchieeAgarwal

3 years

Startup Idea: an app that comes up with a viral tweet idea, every hour

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Phone so dry that if I switch it off today and open it only in 2023, it'll still have no messages except my father asking me to convert some jpg to pdf

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@ArchieeAgarwal

2 years

Deactivate social media and you'll start feeling 24 hours of the day.

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