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For any further contact @Lambda_Miz

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY FINALLY DID ITTT

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Guys look!! Tf2!! Get it????? Hahah funny!! Tf2 is the best game ever!! Have I got it into your skull yet? Hahaha!! Tf2 Buff!! Get it??? It’s so funny!! Install our spyware.

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Ermm… guys look woah!! We are being.. self aware!! Woah! Get it??? Hahahaahaha!! Install our spyware.

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@PeternityYT Install my spyware.

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Ermm….woah guys! This totally the last time I’ll ever play Roblox!! The game that you kids nowadays play!! Install our spyware.

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Ermm…..Guys!! Spot the difference!!!! See!! Haha the joke is that valorant is trash!! Guys get it??? Install our spyware.

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Ermmm… ram guys!! Am I right?? Protogens go crazy after this guys!!! Am I right?? Get it??? Install our spyware.

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Ermmm woah guys!! We weren’t supposed to tweet that!! Haha get it bricked up?? Get it??? Hahaha But our spyware.

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7 months

Corporate slop themed womb tattoo guys!!!!! Install our spyware.

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Ermm guys I owned my biggest fan!!! 😂😂😂 W or L??? Install our spyware.

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Ermm.. guys look! A pan!! The pansexuals are going crazy after this!!!! guys get it?? because PAN sexuality??? Get it????? Get it?? Install our spyware.

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Ermm.. Guys!! Microsoft EDGE!!! Ermm guys get it?!!! Edge!!!! Like edging!!! Wow we are so hip and trendy with the youth slang!!!! Install our spyware.

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8 months

Ermm.. guys look! Gay sex!! Hahaha!! So funny!!! We epicly meme!!!! Install our spyware.

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8 months

Ermmm.. woah!! Guys look it’s me!!!! Install our spyware. Ooc: on a real note this is fucking awesome, go support this!!!

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@Corpo_Slop @corporatecool_

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@NovaCamp_ Never interacted basically

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Ermm hey my guys!!! How’s it goin my fellow kids!! Go install our definitely not spyware!!

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@KrisSkulls Install our spyware.

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I’m a big twitter account I can do ANYTHING!! Install our spyware.

Lawyer Lawson 🍉

@LawyerLawson22

8 months

Illegal!!!!!!

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@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Yes!! That is so sigma of you buddy!!! Install my spyware.

CORPORATE SLOP LOVER!!!

@gayskibidirizz

8 months

i personally LOVE cooperate entities who STEAL all my DATA

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@crystalpawjob Install my spyware

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Aperture Laboratories

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7 months

Good Evening, our audience on X. "Corporate Slop account" was a sociological study conducted by Aperture Laboratories, America. We have gathered sufficient information. Thank you for your time and participation.

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Ermm…. Woah !! Guys look its me!!!!! install our spyware. also support this thank you!

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Ermm… guys!! There’s a Pipebomb in your mailbox!!! Get it??!! Install our spyware.

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Ermmm guys well.. heh.. let’s just say there’s a reason why @Corpo_SlopHater is banned……

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Guys look we can post funny cat images also!! I’m so funny and hip!! Install our spyware.

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@KrisSkulls Oooh new material!!

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7 months

Hey guys out of character here but Please support Palestine, these are innocent people being killed, this isn’t war, it’s genocide. 🇵🇸 #FreePalestine

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@HungarianT93790 This whole account lmal

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I’m so fucking sick of seeing these man I DONT CARE it’s just a waste of notification really

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Woah guys!! We referenced (insert popular thing here)!!! We’re so trendy and cool!! Install our spyware.

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@Aperture_Cake

7 months

How it feels like to trick impressionable twitter users into installing our spyware

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@Aperture_Cake

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@gigaghost_again Ermm…. yes!! You must like ALL of my xeets from now on buddy………

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@Aperture_Cake

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Guys ooohh!! It’s time I reveal the Truth!!!! Look hahahaah!! It’s the big popular man and they are my alt account!! Look!! Hahahahah!!!!! install our spyware.

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@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Counter ratio+ who are you little bro

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@Aperture_Cake

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Ermmm guys!!! how it feels like to make a super RELATABLE funny because im so COOL and HIP with the kids post only for people to say "go away brand" Guys ermmm get it??? Because like im a giant corporation???? And I’m definitely not trying to pander to you! Install our spyware.

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@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Erm……. What the freak bro!! That’s so unsigma of you!

Corporate Slop account hater

@Corpo_SlopHater

8 months

I HATE CORPORATE ENTITES THAT ARE RELATABLE

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Aperture Laboratories

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@FelixKoii If you do actually do this what is very unlikely I could fucking ruin your whole career

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@Aperture_Cake

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How it feels to be literal corporate slop and people installing our spyware:

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Ermm guys….i don’t think im gonna make it!! Get it???? Guys don’t you get it?????? Hahahahahahaha!!!! Install our spyware.

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Aperture Laboratories

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Install our spyware.

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Well goodnight gamers!! I’m going to have an epic sleep!! Install our spyware.

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@Aperture_Cake

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@LeadPipe_Images Will you install my spyware?

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Ermmm.. guys look!! Breaking bad reference!!! Hahaha!! Hahaha Walter white!! Better call Saul ahahahahahaha!! Install our spyware.

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@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Ermm this is literally you buddy!! Install our spyware. #dickriding . #dickridingiscrazy #sigma #corposlopwontstop

Airy. 🍉

@Lantern_host

8 months

@Corpo_Slop you legit are riding my dick like crazy since you keep replying to me #person #above #me #loves #dickriding

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@Aperture_Cake

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@lolz1044 Knowing I started the install our spyware thing is beautiful

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@Aperture_Cake

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Ermm guys look we can use the funny meme against you!! Haha get it Guyana because I’m a brand??? And like you tried to use the meme against us but then we used the meme for us!! Install our spyware.

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Corpovengers…..ASSEMBLE!!!! @BadGoldCheck @corporateaccout @Corpo_SlopHater @corporatecool_ @CorpSlopLVER

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Ermm guys this is so sus!! and crazy!! This is so sus!! Install our spyware.

Hazem (Parody)

@ssecrethazem

8 months

Nahhh 😭😭

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@Aperture_Cake

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@longdivisi97632 ………

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@Aperture_Cake

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My job is OWNING you buddy

Airy. 🍉

@Lantern_host

7 months

@Corpo_Slop @ObruhGX

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@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Ermmm guys look!! Now you can be your own sloppy corporate account!!!! Or anything else!! Thanks to @CannoliCount !! Install my spyware.

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@Aperture_Cake

7 months

This is where we tweet from btw

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@Aperture_Cake

7 months

And well, that’s it for now, aperture laboratories out, but just remember, no matter how many cameras you remove there will always be that one! Anyways that’s it, Aperture out.

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

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@Aperture_Cake

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We still hate you black mesa.

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@Aperture_Cake

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What’s wrong with loving DICK huuuhhh?? Are you…. HOMOPHOBIC???!!! #corporatecoolaccountisOVER #cancelcorporatecoolaccount

Airy. 🍉

@Lantern_host

8 months

your account is horse shit ratio+l+ #youloveridingdick +no bitches+no dick+no balls+and probably no butthole cuz this guy feeds off of radiation

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

5 months

One must imagine [Test Subject name here] Happy.

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

8 months

@RWSstudios Hey I know a big corpo! Me!

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

8 months

I WON!!

Airy. 🍉

@Lantern_host

8 months

be honest who's better me or that literal horse shit account called a corporation

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

7 months

Who’s up playing Mario Kart Ds

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Hmm.. opera Gx And voicemod a bit dry right now… just remember, I’m stalking N lurking, waiting for the next move to strike……….😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 Install our spyware.

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@Aperture_Cake

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@mushroomfromgd Install our spyware.

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@Aperture_Cake

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@MakeItAQuote @blackcatsbetter @PasswordForgor @PeternityYT Removed the ad because fuck that shit

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@Aperture_Cake

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@M1das_OW2 @TheRealNeoThe Unforgivable crime, sentenced to the naughty list

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@Aperture_Cake

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Remember, spread love. Or don’t, hate everything and everyone for all I care.

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@Aperture_Cake

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Bro think he’s me!! Am I right guys??? Install our spyware.

Airy. 🍉

@Lantern_host

8 months

how it feels to be an actual good game corporation and post actual quality content instead of literal brainrot and horse shit:

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@Aperture_Cake

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L bozos

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@Lantern_host

7 months

ITS NO USE, CORP TWT IS DYING❗❗

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Out of character if there’s one last thing I’ll ever do on this is reveal what my pfp actually is, it is quite humorous, don’t worry I’m not going yet………..Yet.

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Ok but like, who liked their own tweet? You did! And if you don’t care fuck off.

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

7 months

Sorry my spelling was terrible, I meant 30,000 followers.

Dave Miller🍉

@TGirl_Dave

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@Corpo_Slop so uh

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7 months

@LeadPipe_Images Change WORSE and ROT as a person.

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@Swizzlewarp Ermm so true my fellow xeeter!! 😎

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@Aperture_Cake

7 months

Does any of you know how to beat this impossible test?

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@Aperture_Cake

7 months

Ermm actually say YES to corporate greed!! I need money!!

Running With Scissors

@RWSstudios

7 months

Say NO to corporate greed.

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@Aperture_Cake

7 months

This is awesome to support it!!!

Caffiness

@dogeinator1

7 months

USER DATA EXPANSION @Corpo_Slop

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8 months

@corporatecool_ Me easily

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@KrisSkulls What happens if I’m like really hip and trendy with the times though like I’m really cool though Huh?

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@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Ok but how about little bit of, Bribery?

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@Aperture_Cake

7 months

@FelixKoii 100 what the fuck

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@Aperture_Cake

7 months

No way guys they sell it here guys #Ad Mostugliestbullshitever,com

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8 months

Ermm Gn gamers!!!!

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@Aperture_Cake

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Ooc: what is this account 2 yall?

gimmick account

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the weird middle thing

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

8 months

@Bugs4Buddies I don’t think they’ll be pleased with this information…….

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

5 months

For anyone asking, yes we did supply them the cake.

Running With Scissors

@RWSstudios

5 months

Who got that cake reference? 😏

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@ReddPandi Ermmm….look a funny cat!! Hahahah!!!

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@CutieMari_ Ermm……….

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@Aperture_Cake

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Ooc but Holy shit VINCE DESI FOLLOWS ME AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

8 months

Ermm vote me!

Airy. 🍉

@Lantern_host

8 months

be honest who's better me or that literal horse shit account called a corporation

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

7 months

@FelixKoii #cantstoptheslop

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@Aperture_Cake

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@garlicgamer419 I’m happy I’m one of those big accounts man 🥹

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@HungarianT93790 Yeah

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@Aperture_Cake

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@FelixKoii Playing a risky game buddy………………. This xeet here…..

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

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@chaosinsurg7 Not yet lmao but I’m guessing after I get more notoriety then they’ll start to pick up on what I’m doing

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

7 months

I honestly regret not doing this earlier I’m really sorry

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Aperture Laboratories

@Aperture_Cake

7 months

OOC knowing this account is slowly dying, for a fair reason of course I say go follow Hotcoco, they are an amazing friend, and an amazing artist, go support em!!