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Anya Volz

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4 years

the only news I have the bandwidth for today

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2 years

why meet anyone on "the apps" when i could permanently alter the dynamics of my close friend group???

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3 years

megan fox is 35 and hot beyond what is attainable for any high schooler and for this reason i think she should be cast in the next season of euphoria as a freshman

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3 years

me @ my own errands I need to run

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3 years

me every time I try to casually catch up with someone from my past

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3 years

not doing dr*gs for the month of September so I started drinking alcohol again and whew yall need to start doing drugs more this stuff is no joke how is THIS the legal one

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5 years

Me bringing up trauma on the first date

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4 years

maybe millennials shouldn't have invented cyber bullying if they didn't want gen z to perfect it

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2 months

the thing about liking Chappell Roan before she blew up is you get to live with that smugness for the rest of your life

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2 years

I am begging people to realize that men of any sexuality finally dressing interestingly is not queerbaiting and it is okay to just enjoy the creativity that we are normally deprived of when it comes to men on red carpets

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5 years

Meeting your boyfriend's ex

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Anya Volz

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3 years

trying to enjoy the comedies I grew up watching while now seeing how incredibly racist, homophobic, sexist, whorephobic and ableist they all were

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4 years

"Mom can you come pick me up? They think he's progressive"

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1 year

Greta Gerwig is so close to the state sanctioned maximum amount of praise the public can legally give a woman and I'd like to remind everyone you also have the option of just being chill and continuing to celebrate a woman as much as men are celebrated

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2 years

if there was a role in the 2000s for a charismatic male love interest that is going to love the leading lady for exactly who she is even though she is Kind Of A Lot, you bet your ass this guy was reading for it & he was booking it...nobody was doing it like him

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4 years

A dude replied to my thread about our culture's obsession with young girls & womens bodies that I was just complaining about being old. I'm 24. I rest my fucking case.

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3 years

showing up to the function w the guy I just told my friends I'm done with

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3 years

I wanna meet Meghan McCain and pretend to her face that I have no idea who her dad was and just watch her implode

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4 years

Bob Odenkirk popping up out of nowhere in Little Women

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5 years

Liking salt and vinegar chips is the first warning sign that you're a BDSM freak bitch

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4 years

I do it for the girls and gays that ruined their family computer watching Skins UK on putlocker and megavideo in 2008

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3 years

I refuse to join in on hating how horny Megan Fox is, after how horny she has made the world for so long it is time we let her have this

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2 years

if you ever wonder why so many women quit comedy look no further than the comedy album grammy winner in the year of our lord 2022

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3 years

thinking a lot about these headshots of jennifer coolidge

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4 years

The vibe here is overall very fun despite the impending doom

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3 years

if you're mad about vaccination status discrimination, just wait until you hear about: discrimination

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4 years

the only reason we think of "flipping burgers" as a bad thing is BECAUSE of the pay. not the other way around. if flipping burgers paid a comfortable living would we not all want to do it???? my grandfather worked at dunkin donuts his entire life and was the happiest man i knew

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3 years

thinking about the time i went to paris alone and ended up being asked on a date by a hot irish boy who was also there alone that weekend so i suggested we go to the catacombs and he was like "whats that" and i just told him to meet me there

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3 years

Christy Carlson Romano is absolutely pumping out the click bait right now and I...am...clicking!

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3 years

What's next?!????!? Proof of income to sign a lease?!!! Proof of education to get hired???!!!!!!!! PROOF OF IDENTITY TO GET AN ID??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@

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5 years

Men on first dates before asking you even one (1) question:

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3 years

made out with two of my crushes (1 boy, 1 girl) on the dance floor of a gay club in manhattan in my vintage versace dress....tell teen me it's all gonna be okay

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2 years

@brondotcomputer lmao they could have absolutely kept that reason to themselves

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5 years

35 year old male open mic comics when a 20 year old woman moves to the scene.

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Anya Volz

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4 years

a guy from high school who would call me a whore for posting slightly revealing photos back then just subscribed to my onlyfans w his full first and last name lmfaooooo

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4 years

We are inching back towards Brooklyn, with the threat of arrests at both ends of the bridge

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5 years

Sex work is real work and that's the only thing stopping me from doing it

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4 years

@showmetheyamz when you marry ben shapiro u get exactly what you deserve

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2 years

We need to have a serious conversation about gynecology and why it is the most barbaric and dehumanizing field of medicine there is. Multiple times in my life I have literally screamed and sobbed in pain on a gyno table, with little to no pain management offered or available.

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4 years

I am cackling at a lot of the jokes being made about the Chris D'Elia situation because jokes do tend make me cackle but also!!!! Please do not act like the fetishization of young girls and grown men's entitlement to them isn't also your problem to deal with. (THREAD)

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4 years

last year in LA i shared a lyft with a drunk nurse who went on a rant to me about how one day we are all going to be wiped out by a virus and as he got out at his stop, he pulled 3 masks out of his bag, handed them to me, said "get your flu shot" and i never saw him again

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Anya Volz

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3 years

you either die before 2020 or you live long enough to see everyone you've ever met become a shell of who they once were, losing their minds slowly and publicly

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2 months

being 28 is so random because you're 26 and 30 at the same time, and if you don't get what I mean by that then you're probably currently 26

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Anya Volz

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3 years

psyching myself up to get slut shamed by my doctor when I ask for a routine STI screening and she responds how she always does which is "why do you think you need one?" LOL

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3 years

euthanize the humans doing this not joking good morning

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Pandemic puppies returned to shelters as COVID-19 restrictions lift

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4 years

@theeashleyray the big sister/little sister program this country really needs

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3 years

in retrospect i was having a manic episode

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3 years

yes sex work is real work but also can we stop legitimizing means of income based on if they're hard or not.......normalize people making money as easily as possible!!!!! normalize chilling!!!!!!!!! idc if you're working hard at all like whatsoever in fact I hope you're not!!!!

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Anya Volz

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4 years

We are off the bridge ❤

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Anya Volz

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3 years

90% of adulthood is convincing yourself NOT to take a nap

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Anya Volz

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4 years

this tiktok about Armie Hammer aged like unpasteurized milk

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3 years

normalize blocking people for one mildly annoying reply

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3 years

can we please end the beautiful day industrial complex??? I'm done with hating myself for staying inside just because the sun is out!!!!!

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3 years

my gender identity is censoring the word once and leaving it uncensored once

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3 years

me going to fight in the war on drugs (on the drugs side)

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3 years

y'all: but what do your parents think??? my parents:

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5 years

Twitter girls can only have two: 1) perfect skin 2) big tits 3) original tweets

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4 years

@MarcSnetiker The guy I lost my virginity to did this with mac and cheese directly after de-flowering me.

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3 years

thinking about how all the natural ecosystems and animals in the world are dying essentially bc we invented money lol

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3 years

it has come to my attention that some of you think the only drug that exists is like...black tar heroin. not that I would shame anyone for being a user of any drug but please rest assured that when I encourage us all go "do more drugs" I am referring to like acid and molly lmao

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3 years

go find a "real job"???? but I figured out how to pay for my life without one why would I go and ruin that

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5 years

When they tell you they're damaged and have a dark past but it turns out they just have divorced parents

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Anya Volz

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3 years

cut to us 131 steps underground beneath paris, surrounded by 6 million skeletons, and i was like omg isnt this city romantic 😍

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3 years

he was a good sport i even took a pic of him on expired film later that same day and he was only a little bit weirded out by all of it, i hope he's doing well

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Anya Volz

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5 years

Women in their 20's and men in their 30's cannot stop having sex with each other but do not respect each other on any level.

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Anya Volz

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3 years

the perk of being a slut in the new york comedy scene in my early twenties is now when I see misogynistic tweets from comedians, 9 times out of 10 I can confirm the author of that tweet is absolute trash in bed

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4 years

last night i grocery shopped at midnight in an empty 24 hour market that had bone-chillingly chipper advertisements for thermometers and n95 masks playing on the radio and I was like OH I'm in the part of the movie that indicates to the audience that it's too late

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4 years

Just because we get to go home tonight doesn't mean the fight is over or all protesters are as fortunate. Please donate to the bail funds in this doc, which is beautifully organized by city:

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Anya Volz

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5 years

it actually is a PERSONAL BETRAYAL when a friend gets back together w the guy who was terrible to them after they have LURED YOU into talking shit abt him with them ??? like what do i do now??? pretend we didn't make fun of his dick together? elizabeth warren would never

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Anya Volz

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2 years

If a job doesn't let you sit and stare at your phone periodically it is unworkable conditions

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3 years

we talk too much about the pain of being a progressive with a republican family and how difficult those political conversations are but we don't talk enough about how horrific it is being a progressive with a democrat family

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4 years

adulthood is making the same meal 40 times in a row until you are done with that meal and it's time for 40 of a new meal

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6 years

They could have just told her they did this.

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Wedding guests wear blindfolds to support blind bride

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3 years

this genre of person is always the first fucking person in the bathroom to hype you up about something you didn't even know you needed hyping for. these girlies are the backbone of our society

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Anya Volz

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2 years

You don't have to like what they wear, we also don't always love what women wear....that's part of the fun! Watching and having opinions is part of the entire reason we even participate in the spectacle of celebrity. It's hard to have opinions on the same suit over and over again

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3 years

@ohJuliatweets its the trade off for people being less attracted to us generally so I will take my no bra privilege gladly

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2 years

at thanksgiving I taught my 9 year old niece a bunch of "gay"isms and just now at xmas eve dinner she said the sparkling grape juice "slays the house down boots"

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4 years

feeling horny but for....love? do we have a word for this?

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4 years

trying to make landlords think you make a lot of money and the government think you make no money with the same documents is a skill that should be taught in high school

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4 years

COUCHES!!! WHY ARE COUCHES THAT PRICE!!!!!!! NO WORKING CLASS PERSON HAS BED /AND/ COUCH MONEY

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4 years

I think I'm too mentally ill to have children which is why to honor my family tradition I will have at least two

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3 years

I let my gay friend try eating pussy for the first time with mine & the foods he compared the taste to will haunt me. It's not that they were insulting or even wrong, but to have a fresh palette on the scene after years of the rest of us sticking to the same classics was jarring.

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I was born at the exact right time for me to see Scary Movie and Not Another Teen Movie before I saw literally any of the movies they were parodying, which I think informed my understanding of film and genre, but also informed my entire personality

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4 years

@twadd50 @emmahumplik12 nobody is taking feedback from someone who falls for spam iPad giveaways

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4 years

There was a police shooting in Brooklyn tonight so I hope all the news sources asking me if they can use this whimsical clip also are covering that.

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5 years

Michael Cera walked so Timothée Chalamet could fuck

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3 years

thinking fondly of when I was casually dating another comedian and I thought it was a red flag at the time that none of his friends were other comedians and now all these years later I think it was the greenest flag a comedian could possibly have

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4 years

@MarcSnetiker I guess it is worth noting he is dead now. Unrelated.

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3 years

why do they keep making bikinis that require not having nipples to wear them

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3 years

trying to get diagnosed with any uteran or ovarian problem is so funny its like wow I sure hope I find out what the name of this problem is just so they can tell me there is absolutely nothing to be done about it 😍

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I was blasting Casual in my car in 2022 and my grandkids will know this about me because I won't ever let anyone forget

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3 years

this guy's face just doesn't sit right with me

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4 years

convinced this whole $600/$2000 debate is just so when we get $2000 it will feel like a win somehow, when really we should have been getting that amount at LEAST per month since March

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3 years

the post-covid mood is now everyone is bi

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2 years

@sweet_ankles380 its my crew's life mission to find out

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5 years

When the bill comes after I spent most of the date talking about feminism

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3 years

deleting the apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sees me at the fair and threatens to commit su*cide on the ferris wheel if I don't agree to go on a date with him)

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