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3rd best LB on 32nd ranked defense. Mahomes won me a Super Bowl ring once. Obviously a parody account @arrowheadguys

Kansas City, MO
Joined December 2018
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There's a new sheriff on Twitter. Don't let me catch you on your phone and not making money
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I'd like to personally thank the bitching ass Bills for these new OT rules that ensure Pat gets the ball
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A paternity test
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Who we taking today ?
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@joeyhasting34 @TheChiefsPod I tweeted that as we went into OT
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Bengals fans having a rough day at work after losing 3 adopted team playoff games in a row
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3 years
Dear Jonathan Taylor, Thank you. Signed, Everyone outside of New England
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I blocked TF out that MFer
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The @Chiefs might want to find a new sideline reporter for next pre-season
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Breaking News: Sammy Watkins doesn't want to get cut
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@AnthonyTa2u
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2 years
Richard Sherman looking at Mahomes' contract
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Devon Clements
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Richard Sherman blames #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes for Lamar Jackson’s current contract dispute with the #Ravens (via @TheVolumeSports ): “Mahomes took that BS deal, just 10 years and wanted it to look like half a billion. But if you get half of that fully guaranteed… (1/2)
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Dear Steelers, Thank you for unfucking yourself long enough to give KC the 1 seed. You may now return to your regularly scheduled go fucking of yourselves. Signed, Anthony Bitchens 3rd Best Chiefs LB
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Anthony Bitchens
3 years
Someone has to ask Andy or Spags why Thornhill has to "earn his snaps" but Sorensen doesn't.
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3 years
How did the @NFL really decide to reward an additional team with a playoff berth at the expense of the 2 seed's bye? Most ignorant logic ever.
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No. No these are straight dog shit.
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These are 🔥🔥🔥
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Whew thank God, they're all good
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My son's at the parade with his mom, still waiting to hear back from them. Literally watching the news looking for my kid during this shit
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But if your man DOES fight a gorilla for you, you're also single.
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Alive Guy McFly
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Ladies, if your man wouldn’t fight a gorilla for you, you single.
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Anthony Bitchens
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My Plans: 2020:
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Welcome to the greatest Red Friday of your life #ChiefsKingdom
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Keenan Allen blew out his ACL tweeting this
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Keenan Allen
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Ok I’m tired of biten my tongue... @cheetah @MikeEvans13_ @chrisgoodwin ... ( and the list goes on) ARE NOT a better reciever than me! Faster than me...every day of the week but separation..CHILD PLEASE!
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Earl Thomas out here eliminating the big plays folks.
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Belichick losing his shit over another team gaming the rulebook warms my soul
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Our backup QB is retiring with 2 more Super Bowl rings than the Bengals and Bills have in the history of their organizations combined.
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Steve Spagnuolo
@HKChiefs9276
🅿️etty 3🅿️eat
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Ight since we’re gonna be the 2 seed. Who are y’all scared of? #ChiefsKingdom
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ExFactor made it to DC. Reports are he's no longer walking in pain without a TV camera present. Receiving boos in the parking lot per source.
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2 years
1 mo week 👹
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JPP: Name sounds familiar but I just can't put a finger on it...
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Bucs pass rusher Jason Pierre-Paul asked for his thoughts on Chiefs OL Mike Remmers. "I didn't even know who that was. Man, I'm not going to lie to you. Is this a tackle that you're talking about? Like I said, I don't care too much about it. They got to figure that out."
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"Siri, show me cheating"
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3 years
Imagine keeping Frank Clark over Tyreek Hill.
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You know what I wouldn't want? To be the 1st team Mahomes faced in the playoffs on the road. That's what.
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Did a thing
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2 years
Woooo...lets go baby!
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We got a healthy baby girl!
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Source: Orlando Brown to the #Bengals . Four years, $64 million and change.
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Pretty sure the field just got pregnant...
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I almost feel bad....almost.
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I'm literally just gonna sit here and refresh my TL til I hear Hamlin is in stable condition
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Anthony Bitchens
3 years
Ya'll see my ball skills?
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4 years
February 7th shall, from this day forward, be known as Eric Fisher Appreciation Day.
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Their social media team blocks better than their left tackle.
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Anthony Bitchens
3 years
How TF is anyone supposed to sleep tonight?
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Anthony Bitchens
3 years
Dear @NFL I'm not sure if you noticed but neither 7 seed added a glimpse of competitiveness to the playoffs. You watered down the product. It was a nice try, but it didn't work.
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Anthony Bitchens
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Mecole is a Hardman to tackle.
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I'm going to be blunt. You are an idiot if you don't see the diffence in how Gore runs.
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Landlord fast becoming my favorite Chief
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James Palmer
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Tyrann Mathieu has been waiting his entire career for this. I think that smile says it all. The #chiefs have arrived in Miami.
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Anthony Bitchens
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These announcers: blah blah blah I love Nick Bolton blah blah blah. What about Anthony Bitchens? I won these fans a SB and gave em 3 AFCCGs!
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Anthony Bitchens
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Is Williams the WR2 we've all been longing for?
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My son's at the parade with his mom, still waiting to hear back from them. Literally watching the news looking for my kid during this shit
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On Twitter?
@NFLonFOX
FOX Sports: NFL
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Who has the scariest defense in the NFL? 👻💥
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I've done this with new houses being built in my neighborhood. Its cool to see what houses look like as they're being built. ...and?
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Jack Poso 🇺🇸
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New video appears to show Ahmaud Arbery entering a property under construction in South Brunswick, Georgia - via @WJXT4
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If the Chiefs win the Super Bowl this year I will get a Brett Veach tattoo as penance for losing my shit over this trade.
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I can't wait for Cody to block every single Chiefs fan so I never have to see his dumb ass tweets on my TL ever again. Y'all gave that twat way too much attention.
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Damn I got burned
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The Bengals apparently struggle when they don't get a DPI call on every 3rd down in the 2nd half. Who knew.
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@3acnewby I tweeted that when we went into overtime. It was to say that no matter what happens at least Pat will get the ball.
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Anthony Bitchens
5 years
Its ok to crack a beer at 5am if you just got home from working 17 hours...right? Right?
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2 years
@lauracain32 This you?
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Anthony Bitchens
3 years
We should have rolled Baltimore. 15 players on IR. This defense is a huge problem
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Anthony Bitchens
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The best part is how much the Bills fans deserve this L
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Anthony Bitchens
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Derrick Thomas smiled and gave Gunther the biggest "welcome home" hug today.
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Anthony Bitchens
2 years
Stop shaming people for discussing what happens next. Its human nature. This app is for discussion and talking about what the NFL is going to do with this situation doesn't mean someone isn't concerned about the well-being of Hamlin as long as they're doing it in a respectful way
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Weird. I literally consumed every minute of national sports coverage for a solid two weeks after the Super Bowl. Not one mention of a debacle or officiating impacting the game. This is what "reaching" looks like when you can't admit your overrated defense got owned by the best
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I know, it’s time to get over the Super Bowl debacle. What I would like to see is the officiating not include “strategically placed” officiating crews in the Super Bowl particularly when it involves the #49ers . (bleep) Vinabitch & his crew #Thelegendaryrevengetour
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Holy fuck I thought Rice's hand warmer was the football and I literally just shit my pants
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Anthony Bitchens
5 years
I just want to take a quick minute to once again thank Ryan Fitzmagic and the Dolphins for allowing this moment to unfold at Arrowhead stadium.
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Did a thing
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Anthony Bitchens
3 years
For the record, I would never ask for Hitchens autograph.
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Anthony Bitchens
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ESPN just reported Stefon Diggs took an Uber to the hospital while the team busses are still at the stadium. Its impossible to not like that guy.
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Anthony Bitchens
3 years
Maybe AB is crazy AND Arians is an asshole.
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Anthony Bitchens
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Nice try Anthony Hitchens
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Anthony Bitchens
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Kinda surprised D-Rob didn't turn and run it back 99 yards for a safety
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Anthony Bitchens
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I bet David Carr is gonna be saying some of the dumbest shit anyone's ever heard this week.
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Anthony Bitchens
2 years
The lack of Neimann and Sorensen seems like a massive improvement on this defense.
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Anthony Bitchens
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@Dantej21 Well this is terrifying.
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Anthony Bitchens
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I'd like to formally thank the #Dolphins for making this a particularly stress free Wild Card weekend.
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Anthony Bitchens
5 years
Struggling the last couple days, been a while since depression has hit me this hard. Doing my best to ride it out but feeling overwhelmed. Its ok to not feel ok.
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Anthony Bitchens
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I think its unfair that Orlando Brown Jr doesn't get enough credit for always being the first OL there to help his QB up after a sack
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Anthony Bitchens
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The Chiefs are 4-1 without Tyreek Hill thus far. Chin up. -Signed the guy everyone calls a hater
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Anthony Bitchens
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Fun fact: @tkelce has 8 catches for 136 yards and 1 TD two weeks in a row now.
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Anthony Bitchens
4 years
10mm sockets
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Anthony Bitchens
2 years
Spags needs to catch some serious heat over this performance. Bengals OL gives up sacks at an alarming rate and he can't generate pressure?
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Anthony Bitchens
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Andy Reid is gonna pull some shit out today. He's not losing four straight at Arrowhead.
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Anthony Bitchens
5 years
Caption this:
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Anthony Bitchens
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#Patriots fans can kiss my ass. Dont bitch about the non-td...bitch about your dumbfuck coach burning his challenges too early
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Anthony Bitchens
3 years
For anyone who didn't already know, Talulla Ivy Stratton will be joining #ChiefsKingdom shortly.
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Anthony Bitchens
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Which one of you MFs did this?
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Anthony Bitchens
4 years
Just a reminder Tyreek should have 3 TD's right now.
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Anthony Bitchens
5 years
I love everything about this idea. Salty NE fans ✔ False hope for Raiders fans ✔ Ragdolling Brady 2x a year ✔
@ProFootballTalk
ProFootballTalk
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The Raiders reportedly are getting ready to offer Tom Brady $60 million over two years
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Anthony Bitchens
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Knowing full well @cheetah can not participate in such an event, I volunteer myself as his Champion and accept your challenge @TJCarpenterShow I'll rep for National MS Society. Who is here for this?
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Anthony Bitchens
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Imagine talking shit like this only to have Ryan Tannehill beat you at home in the playoffs. Once a Dolphin, always a Dolphin
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Dave Portnoy
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Hey Chiefs fans. Shut up. You’re not being us in foxboro in the playoffs. NO SHOT
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Anthony Bitchens
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Having a rough mental day...depression sucks.
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Anthony Bitchens
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Dear gawd don't give @ChiefsAholic any ideas...
@gifdsports
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The Jags mascot gotta chill lol
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TBH I hope we miss the playoffs altogether. a) I don't want to get my hopes up b) draft position c) this organization needs to get the memo that success is NOT a given
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Anthony Bitchens
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Taylor Swift deadass bought a piece of property near the stadium and had a helicopter pad built on it to go to games. Wild.
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Anthony Bitchens
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Star is all about new traditions. You know, like fabricating stories of abuse.
@KCStar
The Kansas City Star
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Stop the offensive ‘Arrowhead Chop.’ It’s time for a new Chiefs tradition
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Frank Clark getting pancaked 1-on-1 in the run game. Waiting for the "always double teamed" excuses...
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Anthony Bitchens
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I hope they ban Russian oil, even if gas prices continue to climb. People are having their children blown up, we can pay an extra $20 for a tank of gas.
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Anthony Bitchens
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Public Service Announcement: go ahead and set your DVR to record the game now before you get busy n forget
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Anthony Bitchens
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I been saying all offseason Ogbah is a highly underrated addition to this defense. Best trade of Veach's tenure?
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Anthony Bitchens
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Wolfie really just won like $45k on Pat winning MVP the day after getting out of jail
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Anthony Bitchens
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Nobody likes it when the Sausage comes up just short...
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Anthony Bitchens
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Cuz you stealing all the tackles I planned to make 13 yards downfield...
@aaronladdtv
Aaron Ladd
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#Chiefs Nick Bolton: "I never once thought I would come in here and lead the team in tackles, but it kinda just happened."
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