Wait I just finished the Jordan Peele
@SmartLess
where
@arnettwill
talks about how
@batemanjason
invented the “really?” bit and would you looky here!! I am totally doing it subconsciously!!!!
I’m embarrassed but also clearly obsessed with his comedy so it’s kinda funny.
Hey
@netflix
what the actual f??????????????? This is the ONE show I actually watch and am SUPER excited for. What’s happening???? FIX IT.
#SantaClaritaDiet
Happy New Year, kids!
I’d never describe myself as disciplined, I am however almost obsessively committed, and word is bond.
Many years ago I started making New Year’s resolutions I knew I would keep, and I am happy to report success-
I did not drink Coca Cola in 2018.
Team, I’d like you to meet Theodore Atticus Montgomery, “Theo,” for short. He is a dream come true and I am nothing short of smitten. Get ready for the puppy spammmm! Video on
@IAMDOGTRAINER
made it happen!!
To be clear, he puts himself there. Now, he’s naturally not set up to win when it comes to breathing to begin with, so you can imagine my concern and confusion when he insists on going face first full into my leg, totally under blanket. The snores let me know he’s alive tho 😒.
Well
@znation
you did good. You gave me George, dyed the Sgt’s hair, made talking zombies & Warren got some...all very good Attempts at trying to distract me from what I came here for
Where
Is
Addy!
@AnnyAwesome
#ZNATION
😂 still loved it