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• I start every conversation with: "As a woman..." • I'm half Latina so if you disagree with any of my tweets you're 50% racist

Joined December 2017
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@AnnettePrestia
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2 years
"Kill yourself" is either an insult that will get you kicked off Twitter or health advice from the Canadian government
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4 years
Welcome to 2020, where you’re not allowed to read the news, definitions of words are changed on a dime, leaving your house or wanting to earn a paycheck gets you called selfish and breathing in fresh air is illegal. But people from thousands of years ago are the real problem
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Joe Biden tweeting out "my account was hacked" would kill right now
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2 years
@jakeshieldsajj She really hates being sexualized, can't ya tell? The only thing the dude did wrong was not pay her
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2 years
@RealJamesWoods @BrennaIsRight I'd bet my life that white woman voted for Biden
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11 months
@SethDillon Gaetz is imagining what can be... McCarthy is still burdened by what has been
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3 years
My cousin asked me if i could wake up her 5 year old daughter. So i walked to her room and told her the new strain of coronavirus is spreading globally even though the unvaccinated can't travel internationally. "Are you awake yet??"
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2 years
@CassandraRules Will Smith would have been less pissed if Chris Rock slept with his wife
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11 months
AOCs about to claim she almost died in that fire
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JUST IN: Capitol Police release photo of NY Rep. Jamaal Bowman pulling a fire alarm to suspend Congress and "disrupt an official proceeding"
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3 years
@TheLaurenChen Alt headline: "Disabled white farmer has more fight in him than entire Republican party"
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1 year
@Philosophi_Cat Your tweet in gif form lol
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2 years
@SaraGonzalesTX It works. Being around vaccinated men always keeps me dry
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3 years
Number 1 should be guys who wear masks
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Five things that should NEVER touch your vagina
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3 years
@JesseKellyDC Brave Ukrainian stands up to Russian tanks
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2 years
@JesseKellyDC China is the friend who tells you to cut your hair short while she keeps hers long
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4 years
@SamuelSokol I call bullshit. No way you saw someone not wearing a mask and are alive to tell the tale
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2 years
@SpeakerPelosi @POTUS This must be a scheduled tweet. It's 10:30 in Washington. No way you're not tanked right now
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1 year
"I'm a high value man". "I'm a high value woman". Ugh, do you hear yourselves? Who talks like this??
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3 years
@isabellarileyus I already have a pussy, I don’t need another one
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4 years
@ClayTravis Imagine dating one of these coronabros. If i wanted to date someone with a vagina i'd be a lesbian
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3 years
It’s so cute when my nieces jump from couch to couch pretending the floor is lava. Now we have the adult version! Grown men and women thinking they’re gonna die if they leave their house unmasked. Adorable ☺️
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5 years
@ClayTravis Ha, yeah buddy, sure. Some of us are smart enough to wait to hear what Lebron James has to say before we jump to conclusions
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1 year
Met this crazy dude at the bar tonight! He keeps buying me and my friends shots and trying to get us to violently protest Trump's arrest. He said his name's Ray. Nice guy, big Trump fan
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I have started hunting for my own food. Soon i will be unstoppable. I'm officially a trad chad alpha male now💪
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@ladya Bahahahahahahahaha this is so embarrassing!! Are you over compensating for something guys?
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3 years
@samanthamarika1 Right now conservatives are the abused spouse getting punched in the face and taking it. "I'll just watch what i say next time"
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@Politikurd @MattWalshBlog What an awful story 💔How incredibly unfair
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4 years
@JesseKellyDC @NFL Does anyone know the shooters name? @drewbrees wants to put it on his helmet today
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2 years
Best tweet of 2022 goes to... @TheLaurenChen 🤣 Happy new year everyone!
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7 months
Now I'm not married or anything, but if i was, and I found out some chick at my husbands office was calling him her "work husband", pretty sure I'd have to go down there and cut a bitch
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2 months
This country was never stronger than when Hulk Hogan was its leader. But y'all aren't ready to have that conversation
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2 years
@AOC A sitting congresswoman threatening violence over words she doesn't like lmaoooo
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I pulled a Kamala Harris at work today and told my boss that if he gives me a promotion i'm gonna start doing all the stuff i should already be doing now
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4 years
@MarshaBlackburn “To do what everyone else was doing, was an instinctive reaction” - Orwell
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@SaraGonzalesTX Michael has convinced me to wear a mask around him so I don’t have to smell his vagina
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3 years
When your boyfriend calls you his “partner” 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 What are we? Cops?
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Don't forget to turn your clocks back to 1933 tonight guys
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Pro-Palestine protest at Freedom Plaza in Washington, DC now.
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2 years
@Surgeon_General A more honest tweet would read: "Today, I got my cheque in the mail for publicly pushing these vaccines. Tweets like this are the best way to pay for my trip to Hawaii"
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@davereaboi I wonder what would happen if America had an elected leader, honest courts, a free press and real political opposition to Democrats
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@jakeshieldsajj War Machine
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@ClayTravis Fun fact: the song WAP was based on Ben Tracy coming out of the shower
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@conservmillen @ClayTravis I thought it was kind to see the white lady explain it to the poor black man who obviously wasn't understanding the situation. Lol. My goodness these people
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All this “trad wife” stuff is gonna make girls feel like they need to marry the first guy they meet and pop out 5 kids by their 21st birthday. I agree it’s a beautiful thing to aspire for, but some of y’all are coming across as pompous- “if only society were more like me”
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@ZubyMusic Zuby was making a point about how collective thinking can lead to authoritarianism. I don't think for a second he's like- "I want people to go to Hell and not be saved."
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@aimeeterese This is her. A terrifying person to have in power
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@TheLaurenChen See: Wearing masks in your profile pic
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@MattWalshBlog Garbage take. He hired Omarosa out of loyalty. He hasn’t been disloyal to Pence, if anything, he’s putting pressure on Pence not to be disloyal to him.
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@SebGorka The only thing nationalism is destructive to is globalism
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@LisaMarieBoothe I can’t love this woman anymore than I already do! @FoxNews Get Lisa her own show. She’s the voice of millions
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@JordanSchachtel Only way it makes sense is if they just discovered feminism and now have female aliens flying the UFOs
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2 years
Frosty the Snowman: in theaters this Christmas! Literally no reason he can't be a POC
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4 years
@APStylebook That tweet was insane, crazy, nuts and deranged
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@Lauren_Southern I love how her clearly using him for his fame and wealth isn't being discussed as the creepy part
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4 years
After 3 months of deep thought, careful analysis and watching people hide under their beds and run to the government to protect them from a “plague” that has a 99.8-99.9% survival rate, this is the conclusion I’ve reached. Sorry, not sorry
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Men get a lot of crap for being shallow, but a lot of women would be single if men weren't
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2 months
I love this😂 @JesseKellyDC and @TudorDixon talking about their love of Red Lobster is the wholesome content we need this week
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5 years
@seanmdav And they still found nothing. Incredible
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3 years
This guy wears a condom when he masturbates
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. @JoeNBC to Fauci: If I'm vaccinated is it safe to go outside to a baseball game? Fauci: Yes but "there's nothing wrong" with wearing a mask anyway
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@StaciaTX85 @PressSec @johnrobertsFox He should start trolling and tweet it out every 5 minutes. “I denounce white supremacy.” 5 minutes later “Haven’t changed my mind fam, still hate it”
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Libs be like...
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If there were any truth to this, Kamala Harris would be a genius
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charmane harbert ✝️ 🇺🇸
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Don’t even think it.
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My brothers hosting the family at his place today for a huge gathering. Guess who’s not invited cos she isn’t vaccinated?
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@TheLaurenChen Liberal white woman self satisfaction has gone up 30 points since the 2020 election
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@TheJordanRachel Ronald Reagan: ‘If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism’
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@govkristinoem Wow, you found him! It’s like Where’s Waldo right now
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1 year
Trans "women", 5 seconds after walking into the womens locker room
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2 years
Biden doing his speech at Bohemian Grove was an interesting choice
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None of this is normal. You shouldn't feel unsafe wearing a MAGA hat. There should be no need to be a "silent" majority. You shouldn't have to whisper criticism of the LGBTSTD cult out of concern that a weirdo will overhear & start a fight with you. The left are crazed & deranged
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@ClayTravis The WNBA about to become watchable
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They told her - "don't drink and tweet". But she didn't listen. She never listens
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Calling him 'Tampon Tim' is a bloody great idea. The Trump campaign was missing something, and by inserting this into the conversation, they plug a hole and ensure a red wave in November. Period.
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@heckyessica Everyone needs to calm down until we find out whether he was wearing a mask or not
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@isabellarileyus The men don't have to go to dinner with Harris? Ok this is a real example of male privilege in the US
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@isabellarileyus How many Make a Wish wishes does this guy get?
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@CoryBooker Actual quote: "In one voice, our nation must condemn racism, bigotry, and white supremacy. These sinister IDEOLOGIES must be defeated."
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4 years
Despite what you’ve heard, there’s nothing selfish about wanting to see your friends & family or return to your old way of life. It’s important to make life worth living because we know what people do to themselves when they think it’s not. Don’t listen to the scared & unhappy
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@govkristinoem You are so appreciated Governor! Thank you! Also... run in 2024 please!
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@MarinaMedvin Lol! She’s like 4’9 and has them all scared of her. Love it
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I will now be calling men who choose to wear masks “umbrellas”. Cos no girl is ever wet when they’re around 🌂💦
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2 years
@ClayTravis Kaepernick woulda saved 5 if the NFL let him
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@julie_kelly2 Bill Barr when he uncovers a Democrat crime
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If you look closely, you can almost tell that i edited my ex out of this pic. My photoshop skills are elite. 10/10
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@ClayTravis Reminds me of the Lebron quote - "People was uneducated." Must be a graduate of that school Lebron supposedly funded all on his own
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@TheLaurenChen Not true. I haven't got the flu shot for 10 years and have been sick with the flu every day since then
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@MattWalshBlog No lock downs for me. I'm gonna go where i want and do what i want. "My body, my choice", right?
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Are they gonna shut up for 5 seconds? I have stuff to say! 🙄
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2 years
My superpower is being able to look at someone and know whether they are male or female without them telling me their preferred pronouns. No big deal 😎
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@JesseKellyDC @ufc In part because their president @danawhite is so awesome and sums up 2020 so well
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Some of these close races are being decided by the people who wear masks in their cars
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@Cluffalo There needs to be a study done on the damage that dating apps have done to male/female relationships
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2 years
Me: "Sexually grooming kids is wrong"
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@RealCandaceO STILL with the sanctimony?? The man has no self awareness whatsoever
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3 years
@isabellarileyus Them: "aLl gUyS wAnT iS sEx!" Me: Well damn girl, do you have ANYTHING else to offer??
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@POTUS A broad array of experts agree: Sniffing kids and showering with children is wrong
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