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@AnneMbugua16

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Born 4th June, love working with children.

Nyahururu, Kenya
Joined June 2017
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@AnneMbugua16
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7 months
Having a man in the house must be nice. Your teen talks back at you and the man is like "what did you say to your mother?" (Without even looking up from the newspaper he's reading) and the teen folds their tail between their legs. You smile from the kitchen coz you know you have
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Dear @Safaricom_Care if I don't meet the re-registering deadline and you disconnect my line, what happens to my mshwari loan?
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2 years
Someone please help me out here
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Someone calls and asks you where you are, you answer you're in the house and they're like "niko kwa gate" how do you respond?
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4 years
Today is mother's Day. I'm a single mother. Maybe by choice or maybe because I needed to give my child a chance to live, or I needed to continue living myself. It's not easy balancing providing for and nurturing my child. Many times I want to give up but I know that I have to be
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1 month
Too much police presence in Nyahururu. #REJECTF İNANCEBİLL2024
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
My ex called me yesterday and said he'd send something. This morning I've received a bag of nduma. My weekend is sorted
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Dear @MillicentOmanga please read your tweets to see if they are really necessary before sending. Mocking people who are trying to save a penny because they are overtaxed to afford you a certain lifestyle is wicked.
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2 years
I was here shouting how unfair @WilliamsRuto was being treated and I was told it was a taste of his medicine. Now that they'll use KBC over other stations to broadcast the inauguration the same people cry foul play? What changed?
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4 years
Parenting is tricky! Today my daughter asked why I pierced her ears when she was young. She said I denied her the chance to make her choice. She's right and it sucks
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
The fact that it requires a CCTV camera to keep the sign up should tell you a lot. You can't buy respect
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Francis Atwoli NOM (DZA), CBS, EBS, MBS.
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The Nairobi County Government has reinstalled the sign. If you think you came from the moon go try remove it again. Also, a CCTV has been installed for the security of the area. (Picture Courtesy).
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4 years
After this COVID-19 thing we need to revisit the issue of leaders we elect in Kenya
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
I need someone to be cooking for. I haven't cooked since the girl went back to school 😔
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
A friend of mine is vying for a political seat. I've tried to dissuade him because he may not get even the wife's vote but he's adamant and has blocked me
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
I have my vaccine certificate. What next?
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Your mom passes away and your wife insists on opening the shop instead of attending her funeral. Ati customer watatoroka tukifunga sana 🙄.
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Driving at night today was a challenge for me. People have become very selfish they don't dim their lights
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Excuse me sir, I'm not a 'he '
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Today I told my kids lazima wapanguze viatu kila siku. One came and pulled my sleeve and told me. "Teacher usiseme panguza tena ni pangusa" I said Sawa and she told "please correct yourself" 😳😳hii courage ilikuwa wapi nikisoma?
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3 months
Today we had a disciplinary hearing and when the guardian of the student came in, she listened and then asked " what happened to you people, why do you get me out of my routine to listen to an issue that required a cane? Mwalimu leta kiboko niwakumbushe jinsi ya kuchapa watoto
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2 years
The divorce rate in rural Kenya is overwhelming.
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Good afternoon @WilliamsRuto these are the senators your party nominated. It's a shame she has the audacity to speak like this of Kenyans
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3 years
Is there a Luo man 45 years and above here in need of a partner?
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Matiangi is a worker. Let's give him that. Every ministry he worked in was streamlined
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2 years
Men why?
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Good morning @WilliamsRuto you have picked a communications director and a foreign affairs person. You need a person to advice on matters education as you campaign. Who better than a person on the ground? I'm here
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Anne Mbugua
7 months
A protector. The food that day tastes better and the smile doesn't go away. The dessert is well served FYKYK
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Anne Mbugua
7 months
Kenya is full of clowns 😂😂 there's that one who has fallen because his boss has fallen
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
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DP Rigathi Gachagua has a slight fall 2 metres before winning 100M clocking 59 Seconds followed by Head of Public Service Felix Koskei.
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My friend committed suicide yesterday and I'm lost. His wife passed on while delivering in 2021. He was a wealthy businessman with optical shop outlets all over. I'm trying to understand why he left his kids orphaned.
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Benefits of cabbage 1. Good in detox 2. Rich in vitamins 3. Improve complexion 4. Many others
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Being a teacher is interesting. Now today I've said shun instead of sun and the class was in a frenzy
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Anne Mbugua
7 months
Today I've been shown the affordable houses in Nyeri town and they were built about 3 years ago. Haiwork!
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Men ebu tell me. On a scale of 1:10 how jealous are you when you see your girlfriend talking to another man.
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Anne Mbugua
3 months
Vasectomy doesn't work if the wife is not aware
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This guy had a vasectomy some years ago, lakini bibi is pregnant, with twins😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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9 months
Good evening @WilliamsRuto is this the best there was for nomination to the senate? I'm sure we can do better. Our children are watching Cc @HonAmasonKingi , @OleItumbi , @Belive_Kinuthia
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Why is Albert Ouma not trending? That man deserves a standing ovation
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
If a woman hurts you. If three women hurt you, please stop assuming we are all daughters of Jezebel. There are some very decent women out here
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Anne Mbugua
4 months
Imagine taking in your brother who's an alcoholic and irresponsible to a point of being thrown out by your mom. You pay rent and give him gigs, a month later the guy comes home with this filthy looking woman, both very drank and tells you she's his wife. She's carrying
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Can I sue Kenya power if their outages cause damage to my electronic gadgets?
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3 years
Every time I think of having a baby, I remember CBC and the thought evaporates
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Anne Mbugua
8 months
We are not being negative. We are just calling out bad leadership. We love our country that's why we are fighting so hard for it not to fall
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
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Stop the negativity, love your country: Ruto to complaining Kenyans
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Anne Mbugua
3 months
Away from politics, that Oparanya girl is someone you wouldn't be embarrassed even when the secret is out
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
Ati Kenyans we are leading in tweeter wars? Yani a whole UN body sat and came up with this???
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
When you’re single, all you see is ‘happy couples’.When you’re married, all you see is ‘happy singles’ it's called marital isostatic adjustment
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Has anyone else noted that Ruto's foot soldiers are very quiet?
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
My perspective on marriage: When we get married, there's nothing like divorce...you get tired of me...go to bed. We'll again try tomorrow.
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
So today I go to class and this girl tells me she wants to tell me something. She then tells me "teacher we love you" I sat for a few minutes to suppress the emotions. The girl made my day
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Someone's son has been calling my daughter and talking for over an hour at a time at times 2. I pity whoever is buying the airtime
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
I've had a very interesting conversation with a 28 year old man who says he uses Viagra 😲at 28? What will happen when you are 75? Men what's going on?🙆🙆
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Dear @RailaOdinga we as Kenyans owe you much gratitude. When Kibaki got hurt, you went over and beyond to ensure we experienced the many things we cherish about him by marching on in campaigning for him. Thank you Jakom. Hats off in deep respect
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Dear @RailaOdinga welcome to Laikipia. Ukikuja Nyahururu nitakupea jogoo ya mama Ida umpelekee
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
I've made it through and I don't know how I did it but one thing I know Jehovah took it over and that is how I made it through. Thank you Lord for another year. I'm counting my blessings. Happy birthday to me
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Anne Mbugua
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A 47 year old divorcée is looking for a 50+ year old man for a relationship. She's financially stable and training of sober mind. If you are there, talk to me. (I'm not starting a dating site)
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
Why do I have to continue contributing towards NHIF if it will not come through for me in my time of need?
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
An aspirant once told me once they got elected they'd first jilipa hasara of the handouts they gave during campaign.
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
On my way to work this morning. Maoni 🎤?
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
This is Nyahururu this morning. Good morning lovely people and have a warm day
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Today I've concluded that the main function of my small toes is to make sure that the furniture in the house is in place 😭😭😩😩
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Chebukati must be thanking God right now. If he hadn't opened those servers!
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
Toyota Hilux and Nissan Navara. Which would you prefer?
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
Tonight my daughter and nieces are not talking to me because I've declared no phones for them until after KCSE. Macho nimeshinda nikirushwa!! They thought I'd tetea them
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Ndio kurudi kutoka mkutano ya baba muranga
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
I don't want a man like this anywhere near me
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
As I grow a year older today, I thank God for good health and His abundant blessings. My beautifier you have made everything beautiful. Happy birthday 🎉 🎂🎈 to me.
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Sijioni 😳🤔😑
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Anne Mbugua
3 months
@lawrencekitema Biblically in numbers 21 when the children of Israel were beaten by snakes, God told Moses to make a bronze one and whenever one was beaten and looked at the bronze snake, they lived. It's a symbol of healing
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
I'm I the only one who is feeling the pain of increased bread prices? Na Naona ikipanda Hadi 60 bob
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
I had sex with my cousin before I got married. That is rubbish. Some things require basic decency not salvation.
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
There are those perfect ladies and gentlemen who call you back when they find a missed call. Alafu kuna garagaria ingine wanasema ulikuwa na haja uta call back 🙄. Which are you?
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Dear @TabithaKaranja I'm a government employee and I don't get renumeration for doing my job. I get a salary and I'm expected to sort myself out with it.
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Anne Mbugua
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@StormyW91362650 The minute your wife disrespects you Infront of the kids and you let it go, you are done
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Good evening @RailaOdinga I hereby kindly invite you to my birthday party on 4th of June 2022.
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Anne Mbugua
7 months
Whether you voted for this government or not , how do you continue defending it unless you are a traitor to your country
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
So next year tukitoa siku za campaign, alafu elections, alafu wiki mbili za appeal, alafu Cup of Nations, alafu World Cup, alafu KCPE mbili, KCSE mbili, CBC, alafu holidays then one week for swearing in a new President, we are already in Christmas 2022!! Merry Christmas!!
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@linusmwangii @Safaricom_Care @KeEquityBank I told you something is terribly wrong @SafaricomPLC how are you to verify a number that they have given as their official number of communication? They tell you to report to the police yet the rot is within.
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
Do you believe that a relationship can start from your DM and blossom and flourish into a love? Ya Kenya si ya Australia
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
@MitiMicheni @WilliamsRuto We don't care whether she walks naked but when she mocks the very people who are struggling to feed her !? The audacity
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If Raila was president the shilling would be trading at 50 bob against the dollar and unga would be selling at 50 bob. He didn't complain about the same unga when it was selling at 230 in his handshake days lakini wacha tuandamane Mzee apate handshake ingine tutulie 🚶🚶
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Anne Mbugua
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Parents to raise you. But remember that that woman is strong enough to play the role of both mother and father. To all single mothers out there. I celebrate you. Keep on growing strong and keep your heads held high because you are winners. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
I've lost a friend to Covid 😭😭please continue wearing your mask and observing hygiene.
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
ATI mlilalala Kwa in laws? How do you even get the strength. Huko si place ya kukanyagakanyaga
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Someone has asked to take me out and when I said no akaniuliza kama nafikiria bwana atatoka mbinguni kama manna. 🤦🥺
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
@BravinYuri If it were a man writing this, he'd be in prison already. This woman needs to be kept as far away as possible from that child
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Always make sure you remain civil with your ex. Today he has come through for me in a BIG way
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
My uncle died of diabetes but at his burial yesterday there were people with PPEs. I wondered whether cause of death changed in the morgue
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
I've listened to Mutahi Ngunyi giving statistics of how Corona would devastate us. He's talked of a lockdown and the government not showing mercy. I agree with him on Most of his speech but a lockdown? That I'm not sure of unless the govt gives support to its people. Thread 👇
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
So supermarkets hazipewi curfew. Who will they be selling to after 7?
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
Teachers of English. Question tag of 'She ought to work hard '
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Anne Mbugua
1 year
The young man joined school. A bit late but joined nevertheless. Most grateful to God
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Anne Mbugua
7 months
Only Ruto is smiling in this picture. Kwani chef alipika mashakura?
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
What happened to these men? Nowadays they want to date and marry on social media
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
Strong. I have to smile for them however torn I am on the inside. I have to hug them however badly I need that hug myself. But every time I look at them, I know it's all worth it. So the next time you want to judge a single mother, first be grateful that you had both your
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Anne Mbugua
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Nduma minji. Who's boarding?
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Who knows what these are😀😀
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
Someone please tell the DP @WilliamsRuto the Laikipia governor vied as an independent after being rigged out and won the governorship.
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Anne Mbugua
3 years
That David Ngugi (githurai) is a reflection of how people are segregated by family. It's disheartening to be sidelined in a parent's obituary because you haven't made it in this life.
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Anne Mbugua
2 years
@OpiyoJnr_ And knowing Kenyans they'll say they just wanted to know where you are
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Anne Mbugua
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@gabrieloguda Dear @WilliamsRuto I'm a Kenyan citizen of age and a teacher by profession. I believe I can be of great service in the education sector. Thank you sir
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Anne Mbugua
4 years
Now that there's no football. What excuse will you guys tell your wags to get away?😀😂
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Anne Mbugua
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You are wondering why kplc, kdf , immigration and other departments are not working. Always remember, the fish rots from the head. Good day lovely people
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