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9 months

A 30 yard DIME after a one handed grab, while falling down, no time to get the laces on the ball, while a top 15 pick is barreling down on you is a play that one QB in the country can make. Sure glad he’s our QB.

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Feels like a good time to remind Buckeye fans that both of these guys are sophomores.

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9 months

BREAKING: Former Alabama OL Seth McLaughlin has Committed to Ohio State, he tells @on3sports The 6’4 305 OL started all 14 games for the Crimson Tide in 2023 Will have 1 year of eligibility remaining

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I’ve seen Kalel Mullings play linebacker, running back, throw like a quarterback, block like a fullback, and now catch like a receiver. Dude is just a FOOTBALL PLAYER. #GoBlue

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9 months

“Oh my goodness, Treveyon Henderson gets WAXED”

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10 months

This is always the last thing you see before something extremely positive happens for Michigan.

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10 months

Couldn’t even muster the typical “respect for our opponent” coach speak. He hates that mf so much 😂

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11 months

Bart Scott on fire this morning

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9 months

Chicago native Tyler Morris making those dudes with “SEC speed” look like they’re running in sand.

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9 months

I’ll be telling my grandchildren about this moment.

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10 months

Jim Harbaugh will be the only coach in Big Ten history to win 3 consecutive outright B1G titles when Michigan wins tomorrow. Some notable Big Ten coaches who have failed to do so: -Urban Meyer -Jim Tressel -Woody Hayes - John Cooper - Earl Bruce

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9 months

LAX looks like Ann Arbor west right now. Maize and Blue everywhere you look.

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10 months

BREAKING: After a short tenure, Ohio State has dismissed Tony Petitti following his failure to take down Michigan.

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10 months

@stoolpresidente really hid former United States Marine and Michigan legend Connor Stallions in plain sight during his last three pizza reviews. Amazing.

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11 months

Purdue Offensive coordinator wearing an illegal electric device in the booth. Let’s call a spade a spade.

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10 months

The SEC was 4-6 this year vs the ACC. You cannot justify a 1 loss SEC champ over an undefeated ACC champ. The SEC champ does not get an automatic bid, regardless of SEC fans may believe is their god given right.

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1 year

CJ Stroud when targeting Nico Collins: 7/9, 168 yards, 2 TD. CJ Stroud when targeting anyone else: 9/21, 138 yards, 0 TD. It really took a Michigan WR carrying an OSU QB for one of them to finally be decent in the NFL. Crazy.

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1 year

Nico Collins appreciation post - 7 REC - 168 Yards - 2 TD Red hot start in Houston 🚀

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7 months

@PFF_College Won’t matter. Orji= faster and stronger armed version of Mike Vick Denegal= 2010 Cam Newton , except he has a real roster around him. Tuttle= Young Drew Brees arm wise, Bo Jackson is the only athletic ability comp that comes to mind. Davis= Johnny Manziel but w discipline

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9 months

BREAKING: Per Bruce Feldman, the Athletic spoke with assistants around the country, all of whom have been granted anonymity, the sense is this Michigan team is outmatched vs the upcoming off-season. 90% of the coaches they spoke to have given the upper hand to the opponent.

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2 years

“Moore flipped to UCLA instead of Michigan State because we pulled his offer” - an MSU “insider” next week. (probably)

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8 months

F it. Caleb Downs highlights.

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8 months

BREAKING: Alabama transfer DB Caleb Downs has committed to Ohio State🌰 Downs led the Crimson Tide in tackles as a true freshman this season.

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11 months

Ryan Day without a generation talent at Quarterback

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11 months

That moment when you realize your own staff member is about to get investigated for the exact same thing 😂

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10 months

@CFBRep Might the the best Jersey final 4 of all time. All 4 are in the top 15, maybe top 10.

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7 months

Tampering is a minor violation? No wonder this sport is in trouble. Safe to say Michigan won the last legitimate title in college football history. The rest will have an asterisk. Thankful to support a program that wins with integrity.

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7 months

NEWS: Ohio State has self-reported 4 minor recruiting violations that occurred over the last few months to the NCAA, @joeyrkaufman reports.

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11 months

FYI, the “Stalions at MSU” picture was discovered prior to any reports. As was his Manifesto, as was his Venmo history, as was his Seat Geek history. The drawn out release of different facts and details about this is planned and calculated. Keeps it in the news!

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10 months

The Game 2023 coaching duties: Ohio State: Head coach: Ryan Day Offensive Coordinator: Brian Hartline O-line Coach: Justin Frye Michigan: Head Coach: Sherrone Moore Offensive Coordinator: Sherrone Moore O-line Coach: Sherrone Moore If Day loses this one, is he gone?

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11 months

With all the rumors floating around Michigan Football, here’s my list of who I think should/will coach the team in 2024: -Jim Harbaugh.

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Brian Hartline

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1 year

Glad we worked that drill in INDY period 👀 🫡

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10 months

Looks like “Mich1Gan” replaced the block M above the facemask, just noticed that now.

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2 years

Smoking cigars when a kid commits 🤝 getting dog walked by Michigan

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8 months

@CFBRep @UMichFootball @SSN_Michigan @MJoeBean @MaizeRageUM @MaizenBrew @UofmUpdates247 @BarstoolUofM This man single-handedly kept Michigan relevant through the two worst coaches in university history. He can’t possibly get enough credit.

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11 months

Does the news of Coach Harbaugh’s suspension have you down? Need a laugh? I got you.

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11 months

Michigan: Exploits loophole to help them prepare for games (yes, a game. A kids game. Just a sport.) Ohio state: Commits a literal felony to stop it. Wow, these institutions couldn’t be more different. Who’s the bad guy here, slight rule bender or felon?

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9 months

@ChampCircleUofM @Jwangles2 @stoolpresidente how about some of those winnings from the Rose Bowl bet? #Goblue

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2 years

@BigGameBoomer There’s about 110,000 people at this game right now. No other school can claim that today or any other day. Relax. Btw- it’s filled in rather nicely. You are oddly obsessed with Michigan lol

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7 months

@MizzouFootball Man that’s so cool I wish my team would’ve thought of that like 50 years ago

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2 years

@BigGameBoomer Your ex-wife a UM grad or something? Odd level of hate.

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9 months

Hahahahahahahahhahaha

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2 years

@MrOH1O CJ reveals his motivation

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1 year

@CFBRep Alabama head coach, maybe. But overall coaching? This is the worst staff Saban has ever had at Bama.

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9 months

@jthaw3 @UMichFootball I simply view it as the best fumble recovery in Michigan history. Good luck!

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2 years

@PFF_College Very fitting heading into THE GAME

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1 year

“Thanks, Alex. I’ll take “things Kyle McCord couldn’t dream of doing for $100””

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2 years

@UMichFootball @blake_corum He’s comin for it!

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10 months

Jalen hurts went down? No way the Eagles should permitted in the playoffs. Throw the Bengals in there, they play in a tough division.

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1 year

Talking to Snapchat AI about B1G football is no different than talking to Rival fanbases. #GoBlue

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6 months

JJ showing out at Michigan’s Pro Day 🔊⬆️

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2 years

JJ and Blake are about to pull a Leinart and Bush and both get invited to New York for the Heisman.

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10 months

The Ohio State D-Line waiting for Zinter and showing love to Keegan, Barnhart, etc, while he was being carted off was awesome. Total class act, hats off to those guys.

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2 years

@IsaacMi83654660 @CFBONFOX Because then you wouldn’t be able to play an FCS team in week 9 like most of your conference does.

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2 years

@bgrisakDTR Reminds me of the old LeBron Powerade commercial

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1 year

@CFBRep The one who finished 2nd in the Heisman race.

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9 months

The 2023 Michigan Wolverines: - Undefeated National Champions. - Rose Bowl Champions. - Big Ten Champions. - Wins vs #10 , #4 , #3 , and #2 by an average margin of 10.75 points. - Never trailed at the half Don’t be blinded by play style. Greatest team of all time?

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11 months

@LateKickJosh Let’s check in with Coach Harbaugh to gauge his level of concern.

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2 years

@CFBONFOX Clearly just means more in the Big Ten

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10 months

Phil Parker is an excellent coach and well deserving of the award. BUT… an interim coach being thrown into the fire, winning 2 games against top 10 teams, while calling the plays and coaching the O-line… Sherrone Moore executed one of the greatest coaching feats of all time.

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The nation's top assistant coach resides in Iowa City. Phil Parker is the 2023 @BroylesAward winner! #Hawkeyes

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1 year

@BuckeyeFett Very room temperature take. No argument from me.

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11 months

@LarryLage Larry, please double check. Buckeyeguy42 and bignut0690 told me otherwise.

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2 years

@CFBONFOX The Winningest part is what I love the most.

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2 years

@irish1480 @BigGameBoomer I mean… not as bad as folks are making it out to be.

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1 year

@DanWetzel Northwestern @ Stanford at 9 AM local local time is going to be an unbelievable way to start a day.

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2 years

@PlayboiSparty Yeah… The first thing I do when looking for a fight is skip and dab people up.

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1 year

@Hayesfawcett3 @keoncoleman6 Mad respect to Prairie View A&M and Wright State for throwing their hat in the ring lol

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@AndyCalderone I’m with you, Andy. My mid-game email to Tony Petitti warning him of the extreme dangers went unanswered.

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@UMvsEveryone Pep Hamilton and Tim Drevno pulling up to EL to pitch their dual OC system

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@FrankD_419 @swankywolverine @wolverinedevot1 @On3sports @KoryEWoods Buddy it was 4th and 7 😂. Even a Buckeye brain could have guessed it would be a pass.

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11 months

Hear me out… Captain Stalions’ Venmo has been made public. Michigan football is estimated to have 6.26M fans. This hero is likely to be terminated, but he loves UM more than anything, and would likely jump at the opportunity to continue helping the program.

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9 months

He’s here. Michigan by 50.

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11 months

Lets take a step back and reflect on how the Big Ten got here. Step 1. Get your ass whooped by Michigan. Step 2. Get your ass whooped by Michigan, again. Step 3. Realize you’re outclassed, Collude with conference foes in an effort to dethrone the champ. Step 4. Hahahahahaha

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Ex-college football staffer shared docs with Michigan, showing a Big Ten team had Wolverines' signs

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2 years

@buckeye_spartan I got you

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8 months

Harbaugh Field at Michigan Stadium. Anybody have a problem with this?

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11 months

Ohio state fans are at the “everyone does it” stage of their respective sign stealing/sharing allegations. I’ve been there. It’s pretty nice. But Oh buddy, do I have news for you. Buckle up.

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10 months

Jim Harbaugh exemplifies class. Rather than soaking up the spotlight, he insists the Big Ten trophy be presented to his injured captain. In contrast, Tony Petitti scurries down the tunnel while fellow captain and championship game MVP Mike Saintristil delivers his speech.

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11 months

@CVBagel Laugh all you want but Edward De Pont would have started for you guys this year.

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2 years

@CFBONFOX If you like football… easy answer.

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1 year

@MrOH1O Sorry. Had to.

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11 months

There’s a big misunderstanding that this Michigan team is playing the victim. No, they’re playing the villain. And we love it. #GoBlue

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Michigans path to a title: ignore stars, evaluate internally, recruit quality young men, develop them, reward those who perform well and represent the community and university in the right way Ohio State’s path to hopefully accomplish what Michigan just did: “SPEND MORE MONEY”

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2 years

They announced this as the 2nd highest attendance for B1G Championship games, behind only last year. Michigan travels!

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2 years

@CFBHome @umichfan1 Here’s my favorite view from inside the Big House.

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9 months

@FightOnRusty I’d root for Russia vs Ohio State, but would like to see Penn State beat Ole Miss if that makes sense.

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11 months

@BBsBigHouse1 @UnnecRoughness Saved. And I will likely post this 100 times this week.

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1 year

@BenScottStevens In a rivalry game nonetheless!

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1 year

@SInow Can’t wait to hear about the NCAA’s thorough investigation.

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9 months

@RedditCFB Leaning on his staff, like Moses.

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10 months

Buckeye twitter is in their “screenshot analysis” portion of game review. I cannot stress this enough: a still photograph is the single laziest and misleading way to analyze any sport, especially one where athletes are running 20+mph in all different directions. Don’t do that.

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@FFbuckCLE Yeah I’m with you. No clue how a guy can juggle head coaching duties and play calling duties and be expected to win a big game 😉

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2 years

@WoodsFootball Rece “I only watch the first half” Davis

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2 years

Ohio State fans bitching about recruiting is… something.

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@TiptonEdits @On3sports @umichbball @JuwanHoward @swankywolverine @Balas_Wolverine @TheWolverineOn3 @Volquest_On3 @Volquest_Rob @GrantRamey College basketball offseason: portal edition is the best reality TV show of all time

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@bluebyninety It’s insane. These are the same folks that constantly barb UM fans for creating a toxic rivalry culture. It really is something.

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@UMvsEveryone Chop Robinson and Abdul Carter would be Ohio States two best defensive players and I don’t think that’s a hot take.

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1 year

@RealKidPoker @JoshuaArieh @BleacherReport @espn_macmahon You watched last dance and became a Jordan historian, didn’t you?

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@CFBRep They convinced themselves they only had to worry about Bama and Clemson for the better part of a decade. They don’t know how to handle parity. It’s an insecurity thing doesn’t let it bother you.

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Who is this? 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 Recruiting Coaching

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