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Kelewele Joint 🍟

10 days

If you’re in need of a passport, birth certificate, affidavits, Ghana card etc just Dm me or my guy @amasmania_ and he’ll sort you out You will even get your Ghana card within one hour. Everything be express and legit 🤝

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2 years

If Achraf Hakimi’s wife has more assets than him now, does that mean Hakimi gets half of her money? This is beautiful

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2 years

Even if you are a Messi fan, you have to admit Siiiuuu is the greatest goal celebration of all time

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1 year

You’re lying

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1 year

No sitcom is better than Modern family

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1 year

My dad got a call from my Bro’s Uni that they are taking him to a competition cos he emerged best in the school My Dad is happy cos for the first time my bro has made him proud with academics I called to find out what competition he won They said FIFA My old boy fit die

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5 months

Let me just Remind Arsenal fans Who Manchester City is and what they Do

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4 months

Spain’s Midfield is funny 😂 They have Fabian Ruiz who is firing shots from everywhere Pedri who is always looking for the through pass and Then Rodri who does both depending on his mood

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8 months

Nigerians were cooking Ghana back to back to back from when they won their first game in AFCON group stage to the Final Ghanaians only had chance to cook Yesterday evening. It hasn’t even been 24 hours and these people are in their feelings. Joke country that can’t take jokes

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2 years

Mourinho at PSG will be crazy Champions league Semi Final against City. PSG up by a goal, You will See Messi Tackling Mahrez at Left back 😭

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10 months

TB Joshua might have done terrible things but I know this statement is a lie

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2 years

Lukaku dribbles like he is wearing Kaftan

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7 months

Spain Wins the Euros Barca wins Champions League Lamine Yamal Balon D’or at age 16

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2 years

So Pique cheated on Shakira with Gavi’s mother😭 They can make a TV series With FC Barcelona and the drama will be >>> any telenovela

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10 months

No controversies No allegations Just Abura mu nsuo, goated kelewele story and Elite comedy content I know who my 🐐 is

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2 years

10,000 cedis for iPhone 14 de3 if i buy for woman, gyes3 me te tw3 no hy3 fridge mu di no nkakra nkakra

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2 years

Gavi has unfollowed Pique on Instagram I dey die😂😂

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5 months

God gave us Sarkodie so that we can flex on other African countries with success in rap He Gave us Strongman to discipline stubborn Local rappers He then Gave us Lyrical Joe to discipline stubborn international rappers Then he Gave us CJ biggerman as motivation for obolos

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2 years

Barca will be leading 4-0 at 70th minute then Xavi will sub Fati Lewandowski and Raphinha off and bring Dembele Aubameyang and Ferran Torres 😂😂

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5 months

Hansi Flick with Pedri in Training next season to make him build Muscles like Goretzka

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3 years

Mbappe Hazard and Benzema at Madrid scares me more than Messi Ronaldo and Neymar at PSG

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6 months

Drake said Kendrick beat bitches and Kendrick is proving him right by calling him a bitch and beating the hell out of him back to back Kendrick is a psychopath

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10 months

Make we do Opambour thread? 😂 Since we all know my man is clear, drop your favorite Opambour video

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2 years

😂😂😂😂 naaa this is my favorite rap video now

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3 years

Short people dey love Taxes Pass 1. Zacchaeus 2. Nana Akuffo Addo

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2 years

I think De Bruyne is not even close to Prime Yaya Toure

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2 years

Napoli has some black guy in their midfield He no dey tire 😂

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2 years

“ I can dribble and Assist in Every La Liga game. I just decide no to because Jordi Alba still has Kids to feed “ ~ Alejandro Balde

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2 years

This Transfer window has showed that if Laporta really wanted to keep Messi😂 he could have walaahi

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2 years

Cody Gakpo Like He dey Ghana a, like By this time He close from NSS dey go chop Kenkey and Cat meat

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2 years

I scored a beautiful header to show Benzema how to get past Ter Stegen today but he is a slow learner. ~ Ronald Araujo

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4 months

Central African Republic keeper wanted to Catch Jordan Ayew’s Penalty? He should ask Fatau Dauda

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9 months

Fatau Dauda on Jordan Ayew’s Penalties

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4 months

“ Wo w) Sika saa wo da a, wo tumi da? “ 😂😂😂 i tear rough

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2 years

The guy he dey explain Nana Addo’s GTP shirts sef go strike.. Ghana hard Nana Dey wear colour blue .. Edey mean 2 things. The sky is blue, The sea too is blue.. Leave Ghana by Sea or Air depending on your pocket

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3 years

Heard Odartey Lamptey was willing to give the Ex wife a house at Dome but the wife said she likes the one at east Legon😂😂 This is why sometimes I dey make friends plus Fetish priests oo

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5 months

You can use your Tiktok music to steal TGMA awards but this is the Artiste of the Year of the street Served us back to back to back Kweku smoke 👑

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2 years

Partey was class Today make you people no forget

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3 years

Dear Salah, It’s me Aboubakar, AFCON golden shoe winner. I just needed 45 minutes to bag another 2 goals against Burkina Faso. Do same tomorrow if ebi easy.

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2 years

Top 4 greatest ever But Who is the GOAT tho?

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8 months

If you are a young Ghanaian man who is working hard to make ends meet through Legit means, one mistake you shouldn’t do is to date a babe who cannot afford her own basic needs Leave those ones for Cyber Entrepreneurs

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2 years

Adama Traore started running as soon as God gave him pace and muscles and nobody in Heaven could catch him for God to add the sense

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6 months

They said Arteta was a better coach than don Xavi Hernandez Xavi Hernandez that won a league Title for Barca on a limited Budget his first full season as manager of the team. The disrespect Xavi has received from media is crazy

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2 years

Madrid get counter in El Clasico then Alonso and Azpilicueta will have to chase Mbappe and Vinicius 😭

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5 months

Atta Poku really explains the Real Madrid Juju power in Champions league better What he is saying is really true

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8 months

AFCON was so good that nobody even Remembers it’s champions league week Greatest international Tournament after the world cup Euros and Copa America has nothing on AFCON

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2 years

The people who said we didn’t need Salisu all are mad 😂 His Quality is clear

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3 years

Make i search Ampiano Playlist 😂😂

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2 years

All La Liga clubs won their UCL matches this week aside Sevilla who lost to Barca English Branch so it doesn’t really count

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2 years

Hajia Bintu carry the Buttocks go Naija come norr she Buy Jaguar 🙈” wo te faako a, wo te w’ade3 so”

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2 years

Ronaldo will come and destroy this Rashford Martial and Sancho Chemistry and i am here for it😂

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3 years

A Keeper who scares Strikers ! No Kupe boy vibes

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1 year

We dey play FIFA and one Stonebwoy fan said Into the future is a bigger hit than any shatta song. Wale fan no talk wey he enter room carry music box come say make dem do hits for hits he go start He start dey play shatta ein hits then ibi 3pm. It’s 5:45 he no finish ein turn

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11 months

Brazil vrs Germany Final in Accra sports stadium Brazil has scored a goal being reviewed by VAR Referee Shomo waiting for VAR decision

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11 months

What if Ghana host a World Cup?

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1 year

Went to buy jollof. As i go then the seller No setup yet. So ibi me i help am carry chicken and things . We finish wey some chairman come park. He didn’t get down from the car, didn’t say a word yet Them serve am before me. I No complain cos of that opambour kelewele story

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2 years

Ghana Hard no two ways but I don’t understand why Accra Aponkye is 12 cedis and Kumasi is 5 cedis Accra Aponkye dey hold degree or what

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2 years

If Sarkodie Charges like 250 cedis for a show, He go fit fill Accra Sports Stadium ??

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10 months

There are some linksters who aren’t comedians but are funnier than 90% of career comedians in Ghana 1.Shatta Wale 2.Ship dealer 3.Opambour 4.Code Micky 5. Akabenezer

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1 year

2 adults who are both supposed to be responsible will have sex. When it results in Pregnancy it’s only the man’s fault for not using a condom .

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2 years

We will win the La Liga and Copa del Rey next season. I have no doubts

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2 years

The dream is to leave Ghana, make money outside Ghana and come back to Ghana every December to eat Accra boys dema girls

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2 years

We can Perform very well at the world cup We just need a coach who will make sure Salisu, Lamptey, Williams and kudus are always in the starting line up.

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2 months

Streets are saying everyone’s GOAT has an Olympic gold medal except Alhaji Wahib Siiutana 😭

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8 months

Owuraku I beg you I am sorry

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9 months

The Pastor who said Kudus will Flop Ne maame tw3 w) Yesu din mu CountryMan Songo, wo maame tw3 w) Ogya mu

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1 year

Yvonne said she was Naive at age 25 but still knew an abortion Specialist Ibi Naive women like this i dey search

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1 year

Form 1 student wai Stephen Kofi Apemah - Baah Opoku ware school Remember the Name

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2 years

The comedy Content thing de3 Ghana no bro go fit SDK

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9 months

Salah was laughing when Mozambique Equalized He thought he is at Anfield kwasia Over here you are walking alone

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2 years

Liverpool buy Nunu Milk 100 million but empty net soakings p3ky33 he couldn’t score 😂

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2 years

Portugal dema squad on Paper you will think they are unbeatable

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2 years

Ah wait .. The babe in the Izzy video no be Koulibaly oo herh izzy😭

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2 years

Stormzy made a 10 minute song and still managed to make sure every second of that 10 mins was worth watching 🥹 🐐

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2 years

Leeds President: If Barca don’t pay us By September. We will make a case against them Laporta:

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2 years

Everything was great at Barcelona until Neymar Decided to leave

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8 months

Is this Guy Nigerian ?? If he is How is he not funny still?

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8 months

You’re laughing at someone that made it to the finals whiles your team didn’t even cross group stage, make it make sense. Ghanaian are mid in thinking 💭 😂

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2 years

He deserves Better 💔

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2 years

City win the league Real Madrid win Champions league Chelsea win FA cup Goooddddd 🙏

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3 years

After the champions league draw, BT sports pundits said there wont be any La Liga team in the semi finals lmao

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2 years

Maturing is realizing the success of Argentina is highly dependent on what Di Maria will do on the pitch

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1 year

Imagine if Tiktok was in Existence in Azonto Era Sarkodie and EL would have been Global icons

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2 years

They are donating bitcoin on Barca’s Youtube channel to fund termination of Umtiti’s contract 😂

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2 years

The goal is to land proper Dbee. You need money to be able to enter their social circle to enable you hit the jackpot but it’s worth it Dbee girl u carry am go farm as date sef ebi adventure give am she go excite “ Is that cassava?🥹 awn cute” yeah babe that’s sweet bankye🥹

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2 years

Never seen a footballer with an Obolo girlfriend hmm

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7 months

Efia Odo and Serwaa Amihere as part of your body counts means wo y3 chairman k3se3

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3 years

. Donnarumma . Ramos. Marquinhos. Kimpembe Hakimi. Kurzawa Verratti. Wijnaldum Di Maria. Mbappe. Neymar How are we supposed to compete with this team?😭

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2 years

Someone said make them check the Barca Academy boys to see if no one is missing because echeck like Laporta and Kanayo O kanayo turn besties😂

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2 years

Africa’s hope in Football is only Ghana The rest no reach Zulu people were angry we robbed them.. this ball we dey play Percy Tau dems go fit?

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4 months

This is Crazy But he staked it 10 pesewas😂😂😭😭

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11 months

Someone has won 6 million cedis I mean 60 billion old cedis with 40 cedis from Aviator on Betpawa He said as he staked wey ein phone freeze. He slept and woke up and saw 6 million cedis balance in his Betwpawa account If God go bless you, he go bless you. The story wild

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3 years

Presec Legon’s Substitutes

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3 years

Suarez watching Neymar and Messi Team up without Him

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3 years

There will be 5 spanish teams in Champions League next season Sevilla and Villarreal will drop out and go and challenge each other for Europa Again😂😂

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3 years

Agya Ahor catch Wesley girls dey wan score Hatrick

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10 months

Mohammed Kudus goal Paqueta Assist Joga Bonito X Joga Azonto 🫶

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3 years

Lewandowski is not even half the Player Peak Suarez was

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2 years

“ I Get body pass the Kelly “ Then she drops Video she dey stand like Maguire he dey give pass

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3 years

Xavi’s subs all had an impact on the game Pedri : goal, pre Assist, Assist Gavi: Assist Lenglet: helped Levante equalize Luuk De Jong: late winner Xavi ball is 🐐

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3 years

When I said Barca no dey give number 10 jersey to Kwasia then you people figga ibi just talk Ansu Fati has just played 10 minutes of football this season and Has more goals than Sancho

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