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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

CA final students coming for exams with parents!!!! . . . . . Inner me (Chote bacche ho kya)

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Chartered accountant = Baniya !!!! How many feels like it!!!! I am also Baniya 😅

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

This is called luck😱🤩.......

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Please announce CA as a seperate religion!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Because yanha sab sabka dukh samjhte or support system banne ke liye ready hai ... without any conditions....

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

1 year

Baniya family mein CA aspirant hona easy nhi hai !!!!! . . . . . Gaon maien vacation ke liye aai thi ...or sabke demat account open kar rahi hu......or investment ki advice de rahi hu,,,🙂🥲... Kahi tho sukoon se jeene do

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Paper ke pehle log All the best bolte hai .....or bolte hai paper faddddd ke aana.......✨ . . . Kisne socha tha ICAI ka paper humari faddd dega ...aaaj🤐 #cainter #paper1

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Arrange marriage is so scary What if my dever is my male besti 😳

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

4 months

Spom Set A clear = 82/100

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

AS 3 - Cash flow statement Isne mera hi jeena haram kiya hai ya or koi bhi hai mere sath😣?

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

10 months

Let see ..kya hisse aaiga..... Final ki books ya inter ka frustration 🫠 CA ka prefix yaa....Final ka frustration 🙂 #cainter #cafinal results

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

1 year

Every Baniya's family story Beti :- CA aspirant...papa itna cash deposit mat karvao......ye hoga vo hoga... Papa & bhai:- hum Bina degree ke CA hai ..hume mat sikha kya karna hai kaise karna hai ....... 😒Tho mujhe kue CA bana rahe ho

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

10 months

CA Finalist 😍

Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

10 months

Let see ..kya hisse aaiga..... Final ki books ya inter ka frustration 🫠 CA ka prefix yaa....Final ka frustration 🙂 #cainter #cafinal results

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Ye EIS ne mere hi zindagi maien zeher khol rakha hai .. ya koi or bhi hai meree sath???? #icai inter ke syllabus se kripya karke is aag ke dariya ko haata tho kue ki isse dubb ke nikala nahi ja raha hai 😭🤕

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Yahi raat aakhri !!!! Yahi raat bhari .... #cainterresult

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

1 year

Dear parents Agar kabhi Aisa Lage ki ladka ya ladki hath se nikal rahe hai tho .. Please fill the form of CA course for his and her. #ca course 💀

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

AIS , nothing but Dhoti khol saale ki !!!😹

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Beta /Beti agar 50%-60% vala hai or CA jaise course maien entry le Raha/Rahi hai tho ......... parents kripya kar ke khush na ho😆😂🤐 Ye Bass....kissi ka picchaaa❤️kiya ja raha hai .... Career nahi banaya ja raha hai !!!!!!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Life is like icecream !! Enjoy it before it melts!!!!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

3 years

सिवाय तस्सली के हम इंसान एक दूसरे को और दे भी क्या सकते है !! #संयम #सब्र

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

1 year

Sab diwali mana rahe hai or ...CA students 🫠😶‍🌫️🥹.... Be like Aaj ye cover karna hai next day ye bhi ye phir vo ..aare yaar diwali bhi chali gayi ....or syllabus bhi cover nahi hua🫥😵‍💫😔

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

1 year

Kal ka soch soch ke Jaan nikali ja rahi hai ...😵😵. . ... ... Areee bhaiyo maine akeli hu ya koi or bhi hai jiski ninde uddii hai .. #CA inter result #CA final result #May 23

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

1 year

It's my Birthday 🎆🎈🫣😉

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

When CA professionals explaining RCM rules and laws to clients and they don't understand......... Inner feelings of professional is !!! "Kaise Aanadi se pala pada ji pala pada😂"

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

10 months

CA is with other clients Loan Lena hai CA sahab file strong banaoo CA is with Baniya's Bhaiya tum loan lo thoda ...itna property cash maiem le rahe ho ... please thoda loan lelo😂😂

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Middle class students study's breaks be like ........ Chal thoda poccha lagade peeth siddhi hojaaigi...🙃🙃🙃 Mine is this .. what's yours???? #cainter Audit***

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

CA students, Aaj ka din "Tufan ke pehle ki Shanti" hai !!!!! . . . . Savdhan rahe, Satark rahe, Or Most importantly padhte rahe.... #CAinter #paper2 #Law

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

CA student hu ...or Chashma👓 nahi hai tho ...kya koi paap hai.....😑😑.........tho kya maine CA student nahi ?????

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Thanks Twitter ❤️🤗.... It's my birthday 🎉

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

जब मन भर जाए तो।। बेहतरीन भी बेकार लगने लगता है।। #दिल तो पागल हैं। #दिमाग का सुनिए जनाब।

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

4 months

@imabhinashS They think unka abdul alaga hai 😂😂😂kon bataye Abdul...Abdul hi rahega at the end💀

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Iske aage saara share market fail .... 🤪50 ki rakhi 15000 ka shagun 🔥❤️

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

1 year

ICAI Accounting ka paper lengthy bana sakta hai tho Advance Accounting Maine kya karega🤯🤯!!!!!!!!!!!!! #cainter #paper5

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

लड़कियां वो स्टोरी बुक है जिनके हर पलटते पन्ने मे एक नई कहानी है। और लोग कहते है, मैं तुमको जानता हू!!!!! #girlslife

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

3 months

Clear Set B 🎉... Finally all this drama done ✅

Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

4 months

Spom Set A clear = 82/100

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

1 year

Audit MCQ's be like ...... Aapko Law bhi aana chaiye. Aapako Eis bhi aana chaiye. Aapko FM bhi aana chaiye. Aapko Advance account bhi aana chaiye. Matlab kue 1 naam diya hai subject 🫠😵‍💫😶‍🌫️

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Instagram pe video call kaise disconnect kare pata nahi😐 Hadbadi maine phone switch off karna pada

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

CA study under Audit paper...... "Answers" se Dar nahi lagta hai sahab🙃. "Question" se Dar lagta hai😟. #Cainter #auditpaperquestion 😓

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Behind 90% successful people...... reason is .... Ye tere se nahi hoga tu chod de!!!! Sala kaise nahi hoga 😌😌that courage

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Pata nahi aaj kis kis ko apni sasumaa ke darshan huee honge 😝😝👀

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

5 months

Aaj log tip maang rahe hai😂😂😂 #adanipower 🤩

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

3 years

Kabhi Ye deke kissi ko propose kiya hai !!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Ek cheez ka logic samjha hi nahi !!! Hard work bhi maien karu pass bhi maien huoo..party dusro ko kue bhai 😮

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Kabhi khud se kabhi khuda se Kabhi zamaane se lada hai. Itna hua badnaam phir bhi Har zubaan pe ada hai!!!! Batao kya hai vo !!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

खूबसूरती और पहनावा उम्र के साथ ढलनी चाइए वरना लोग चरित्रहीन कहने मे वक्त नहीं लगाते!!!!!! #कड़वा सच of Indian society

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Kya Mantar🕉️Padhu Mein Kya Tantar👻 Karu Mein Aankhon👀 Ki Chahat ❤️Tujhe Bhi Dekhai De!!! Anjali ki naiyaa hai Ram ke bharose !!😂

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

WRO####### @icai .org Aaj itni baar likha hai ki yaad hi hogaya sala lakin portal login nahi hua🤧🤧..... #icai apni site ka kuch tho Karo

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Hum final vale tum inter vale tumko less priority ....😑😑😑 Aakhir ye chutiyapa kab tak chalega CA office maien 😑😑😑

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Maine mehsoos kiya hai agar apno ke beech fasle ho tho.. Gairoo ko darar paida karne maine waqt nahi lagta ....

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

मर्द को नज़र हटानी नही। औरत को जिस्म ढकना नहीं।। और इज्ज़त दोनो को चाहिए!!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

11 months

"Girls scrolling stock Market chart and portfolio screen" look more attractive then. "Girls scrolling reels on Instagram." #adanipower #suzlon aabhi tho or badhega🫣

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

बाकी सब सपने होते है। Apne tho Apne hote hai !! This line hits harder...or can say hardest ....at list once in life !! Agreed??

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Savan aaya hai💦🌧️🌧️ #mumbai ❤️

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

White shirt with Blue jeans . + Royal Enfield + Or kahe let's go for road trip. Perfect husband material 👀!!!!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Koi tho batao .....iss 40 marks ke subject ke liye 400 page kue padhna hai 🙄🙄😑😑.... (Economic....CA inter....) Iss subject ka logic batao yaar koi😒😓

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Hiii ...maien kab gaaungi .... Aajaa mujhe lejaaaaa.... Apni Dulhan banake!!!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Barish+pyaaz kachori=Aaahhhhh 😋

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Find yourself ✨

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

जब आदमी अपनी गलती का वकील और दुसरो की गलती का जज बन जाता है। तो फैसले नही फासले बन जाते है!!! #selfoverconfidense

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Koi mere phone ke fingerprint sensor ko batado ye mere hi finger hai 😭😭😭.....is winter ki wajah se mera phone mujhse khel raha hai 😭 Gairooo se kya gila ... Ghav tho apno ke chubh rahe hai !!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

" यदा यदा हि धर्मस्य ग्लानिः भवति भारत, अभ्युत्थानमधर्मस्य तदा आत्मानं सृजामि अहम् परित्राणाय साधूनां विनाशाय च दुस्-कृताम्, धर्म-संस्थापन-अर्थाय सम्भवामि युगे युगे। #Bhagavadgita #Mahabharat #जय श्री कृष्णा।।

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Tera naam dhoka rakh du naraz hogi kya??? Nahi nahi sahab naamkaran ki Khushi maine gali maien bhoj bhandara karaungi😒😑!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

@rydhm_a Link road bandra.... 200 ke 4 milte hai madam

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Mumbai ka current weather 🌧️ or Maggi perfect combination 🔥✨

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 months

As per IND AS 16- PPE Article is an Assets for Company!!! . . . . Agreed?? ( It's give economic benefits for more than 1 year. And Principal has control over article)

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Satyanarayan Puja🔥 Namoo namah 🪷

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Saala jhukega nahi....nind ke samne!!! Puri Raat padhega .. #examdays #castudents #Pushpa

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

नए साल की शुरुवात मैं.... ये जरूर बोलिए... ताकि ये साल मंगलमय हो। मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी।। द्रवहु सुदसरथ अजिर बि��ारी।। #राम राम।।

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

गलतफहमियों के सिलसिले आजकल इतने दिलचस्प हैं। कि, हर ईट सोचती हैं की दीवार मुझ पर टिकी हैं। #कृपया अपनी औकात से वाकिफ रहे। सेहत के लिए अच्छा होता है।

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

फन कुचलने का हुनर भी सीखिए जनाब।। "साप" के खौफ से "जंगल" नही छोड़ा करते।।

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

जब कोई तुम्हारी बच्चो वाली हर छोटी सी छोटी जिद पूरी करे। तो उसके सामने ��चपना करना बहुत अच्छा लगता हैं!❤️

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

3 years

ऐसी वाणी बोलिए मन का आपा खोये | औरन को शीतल करे, आपहुं शीतल होए || (Aaj kal ki is kadvi duniya maine iski bahut zaroorat hai !!) #kabirdas

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Mom will be mom....❤️ Aab kya batau aaj mummy hamri cat ko fish maine se kaate nikal ke khila Rahi thi 😅😅 Bolti hai usko kata atak gaya tho😂😂 #mere maa ke barabar koi nahi

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Maine Sunaa hai har ladki ke zindgi main "EK Thethar" insaan hota hai . Jisko kitna bhi "latiyao" peecha nahi chodega ! Aapke ke zindgi main hai !! Thethar : - Shameless Latiyana: - Insulting

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

स्त्री का सबसे कमजोर सहन!!!! पुरुष का सबसे धारदार हतियार.....।। "चरित्र पर दाग लगाना"।। #deepthoughts

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Jitna Uccha Rutba or Aaudaa. Utni zada Hawas!! Agreed?

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

मैंने सुना था। जिंदगी इम्तेहान लेती है। यंहा !!! इम्तेहान ने जिंदगी लेली हैं। इम्तेहान ( Exams)

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

चाहा है तुझे टूट कर बस इतना खयाल कर और रखा है मैंने दिल मे तेरा गम संभाल कर । क्यू कि बस मेरी ये ज़िंदगी तेरा प्यार है। हो बस मेरी ये जिंदगी तेरा प्यार है ।।।। हरे कृष्ण हरे कृष्ण कृष्ण कृष्ण हरे हरे।।

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

2 girl bestie can imagine anything .... imagination level is more then Himalayas level....🤪😝 Boys can never match that imagination level !!!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

This is me 😄 This is you 🤗 This is all we need 💖

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

झूठ बोले कौवा काटे, काले कौवे से डरियो। मैं मायके चली जाऊंगी, तुम देखते रहियो। Articles version of the song 👻😝 गलत रिटर्न फाइल कारियो, प्रिंसिपल से न डरियो। हम लिव पे चले जाएंगे , इनकम टैक्स नोटिस भेजते रहियो । # article and principal situation 😹

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Murshad Surat ke jalave se bahar aaa!!!! Khubsurat duniya tere intezaar kar rahi hai !!! . . . . . Maien tho Surat dekhna chod diya .....aap kab join kar rahe ho mujh Duniya :- people!!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

1 year

Sabke Diwali celebration vale post and story aarahe hai ...par mujhe kya!!!? Mujhe tho Audit padhna hai ....🫠

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

जिनके अपनो से फासले होते हैं!!! उनको गैरो का जूठा प्यार भी जन्नत लगता है। (कहते है ना दूसरे की थाली का घी सबको अच्छा लगता है )

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Biggest confusion of my life!!! 8pm is night or evening 🙂

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Koi ladki apne man se "Behenji" nahi Banna chahti !!!!! Uske peeche vo 4 logo ki soch hai jo uske pita ko 4 log kya socchenge ismain baandh ke rakhti hai !!!!! #respect salwar suit with dupatta vali !!! And treat her a normal person!!!!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

बहुत हाथ पैर मारने पे भी अगर कुछ नही हो पा रहा हैं तो, समझलेना तुम गलत नही हो! बस वक्त सही नही है!! ( और सही वक्त सबका आता जरूर है।) #संयम #सब्र

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Naani tere morni ko more legaye baaki jo baccha tha kaale chor le gaye !!!!! #childhood #poetry

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

I am the kind of person!! Who like to send you selfie snap but hate to receive back selfie snap !!!!!

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

मैं कहती नहीं श्रद्धा है बुरी, पर करम तराजू धरम वही, भक्त नहीं वो भला है ढूंढ़ता, गुण देखे गुणगान नहीं । शिव शिव।। #नेकी कर दरिया में डाल।।

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Aaj Raste me chalte chalte sun liya!!! 11 ghante gali sunta hu Tab jake salary milti hai. ( I feel you bro 😖)

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Best picture ... which defines me 😌

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Syllabus of advance accounting 😑 . . . . Ye dukh kahe khatam nahi ho raha hai Sala!!! #caportion #grp2 #cainter

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

1 year

Company Audit sec 141 eligibility and qualification doesn't include " FRIENDS " ........icai update your syllabus 🥱.... FRIENDS are more Loyal than Relatives .....💗✅

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Papa Ghar mithai ka dabba laye or kaha aaji sunti ho unka londa CA ban gaya !! Mithai khane ka no. mera aaya or papa ne aise dekha ki manno maine ye peda leke konsa paap kardiya hoo😑 besharam ki tarah aankhe nicche ki or peda muh mai daba liya chodo yar. #kahani ghar ghar ki

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

1 year

AS 19 mere hi "palle nahi pad Raha"hai yaa koi or bhi hai yanha ......... Jisko ye ajeeb si cheez samjh nahi aarahi hai 🤧😒🤐 #cainter #advanceaccouting

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

मैंने मैहसुस किया , अक्सर उन रिश्तों को सुबूत का भार तोलता है। जिन रिश्तों मैं विश्वास का तराजू थोड़ा ढीला होता है।

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Saukh ki kimat or.... Zid ke anjaam nahi dekhe jaate!!!! #fearless_life

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

Ye non veg valo ko veg khaas pus lagta hai or inko veg cheeze bhi taste karni hoti hai !!!! Ye kaisa doglapan hai bhai 😑

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Anjali kandu

@AnjaliKandu

2 years

अरे दो दिन का ये खेला है, मेला फिर उठजना है।। Do din ki zindgi maien har vo cheez karo jo tumhe Khushi de ...😌✨ #loveyourself

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