Anja Human @AnjaWintour Twitter profile

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3 years

No, thanks. I don’t need a basket.

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2 years

It's not that South Africans aren't built for winter, it's that our houses aren't built for the cold.

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2 years

I unlocked a new level of South Africa trauma this morning: I was anxious because my electricity didn't go off on time.

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2 years

Is there anything more South African than discussing your preferred loadshedding slot?

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2 years

20:00 - 22:30 is the worst loadshedding slot. Too early to sleep, too late to eat, just me and my existential dread in the dark.

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3 years

Is this laundry wet, or is it just cold? That is the question.

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2 years

A whale died and had to be removed from Strand beach. (They put it on the back of a truck and cop cars followed it.) People in other countries: 😞😢 South Africans:

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5 years

If the president is only addressing us tonight it’s because they are truly trying to be as thorough as possible. I’m feeling negative about a lot of things but our presidency is not one of them.

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3 years

After two years of being engaged and many failed attempts at trying to get married (thanks, COVID), I am finally Mrs Anja Human. 🥰

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@AnjaWintour

1 year

This weekend I went for a hike and offered to take a photo of a group of young women. After I handed the phone back, one of them said "Dankie, Tannie" and I almost threw myself off the mountain.

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@AnjaWintour

2 years

Stage 6 is when you close your laptop and just give up.

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2 years

The glorification of being busy is one of the biggest scams of our time.

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5 years

Huisgenoot Skouspel 2020 hier kom ons!

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5 years

At Oscars wearing Pomellato jewelry because it only uses responsible, ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds. #Oscars

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4 years

South Africans hey :')

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5 years

Might fuck around and stand on my stoep and shout “Jy mag nie!!” at people today.

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3 years

I’m at a gender reveal party and I didn’t realise I was supposed to wear pink or blue. I’m wearing leopard print.

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@AnjaWintour

5 years

A cheese and tomato sandwich from Jason’s is R80. I mean this with love and kindness, but fokkof.

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@AnjaWintour

8 years

Things they should teach you more about at school: 1. Income tax and anything SARS related 2. Pension 3. Unit trusts 4. Medical Aid

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3 years

(Speaking to a foreigner) My brain: Don’t say shame, don’t say shame, don’t say shame. My mouth: Ag no ja shame hey.

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@AnjaWintour

2 years

There is actually no excuse for Gumtree to look the way it does.

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@AnjaWintour

3 years

Do you sometimes just think about the good times you had at Ratanga Junction?

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@AnjaWintour

2 years

Wow Uber, if I wanted someone to keep cancelling on me, I would’ve just made plans with a Capetonian.

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@AnjaWintour

3 years

Somewhere out there an Afrikaans Tannie is saying: “Dis lekker in die sonnetjie, maar dis koud in die huis.”

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3 years

As an Afrikaans-speaking person, it is very stressful to book a skin peel.

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5 years

I’m 29 today ❤️

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2 years

I received some bad news today, and like any well-adjusted South African, I’ve been making jokes about it ever since.

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4 years

Cyril putting his mask on is one of the most endearing things I’ve seen in ages.

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8 years

America, give us Samuel L. Jackson - you can have Steve Hofmeyr.

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8 years

Jippee. Look who's moving to Africa (and won't last a week)

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5 years

I will willingly lie in the dark for ages looking at my phone, but let Eskom switch my lights off ONCE and I lose my shit.

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@AnjaWintour

2 years

I just went to the dentist and found out I need another root canal. I phone my parents in the car afterwards and joke about having dodgy teeth genes. My dad: “Dis jou ma se gene daai. Sy het Checkers tandjies. Ek het Woolworths tande.” 😂😂

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3 years

Shoutout to the English ladies at the vaccination site who understood that I only know my ID number in Afrikaans.

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Anja Human

@AnjaWintour

8 years

My biggest advice for Instagram is this: Don't mistake good photography for a good life.

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@AnjaWintour

8 years

Hi yes it's a nice evening but can we talk about how Candice Swanepoel gave birth to an adult

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@AnjaWintour

5 years

So many scary things have happened to South Africa these past years, but we must never forget the scariest thing of all.

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@AnjaWintour

2 years

(My dad seeing my Michael Kors handbag) “Haai, ek was op skool saam met sy broer, Brood.”

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5 years

I try to lead an honest life, but I will always lie when I’m at the hairdresser and they ask if I’m comfortable at the basin.

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@AnjaWintour

8 years

Me last night: This week I am going to be a better me. Me this morning: Fokken fok

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5 years

I just remembered that a chameleon is a “verkleurmannetjie” in Afrikaans. 😂 This is almost as great as “tuinslang” (hose) and “spookasem” (candy floss).

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@AnjaWintour

3 years

Creative Director: We can’t use “lightly salted”, can you come up with some new copy? Copywriter: Don’t worry, I’ve got this. 😎

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@AnjaWintour

8 years

Hey @NylonMag , thanks for making us proud with this headline.

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@AnjaWintour

3 years

You know how local places can sometimes remind you of international destinations? A hadeda will always humble you.

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@AnjaWintour

5 years

It’s so expensive to exist.

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5 years

5 September 2019.

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3 years

First Uber cancelled my trip, so I thanked the second Uber for accepting. He said, “Thanks for putting food in my tummy.” 🥺

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@AnjaWintour

1 year

Night walk in Sea Point 😍

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3 years

Sitting in your car is one of the most underrated forms of self-care.

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5 years

this is the distance from Claremont to Seapoint if you’re Capetonian

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3 years

I don't often celebrate my accomplishments publicly, but I want all of you to know that I joined a company last year that doesn't do Secret Santa.

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3 years

I saw a trend on TikTok about showing your childhood crush vs the guy you're in a relationship with, and I think I win this one.

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@AnjaWintour

8 years

Oscar Pistorius saying Reeva wouldn't want him to spend his life behind bars INFURIATES ME. How dare he speak for someone he murdered?

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@AnjaWintour

3 years

@Thami_ness The photo is beautiful, the tattoo is beautiful. This is beautiful. ❤️

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@AnjaWintour

2 years

As a Capetonian, I will respect this reason.

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3 years

Ayleen Charlotte reading Simon Leviev’s letter on the plane.

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2 years

When my husband hears that I have to wash my hair, he knows he will have enough time to read the Lord of The Rings trilogy, finish a PhD and walk to Joburg and back before I’m done.

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@AnjaWintour

3 years

At this stage, and by “this stage” I mean the past two years, it is better to just not look forward to anything.

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4 years

A chocolate chip biscuit that turns out to be a raisin biscuit.

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4 years

If 2020 was a food, what would it be?

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5 years

I really respect the way she explained the situation. Her composure kept the crowd calm.

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5 years

#LockdownSA A taxi rank in Cape Town today

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3 years

Money can buy happiness. That's the hill I'm willing to die on.

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8 years

It's so expensive to exist.

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2 years

Chelsea from Selling Sunset’s accent is giving me Anna Delvey.

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5 years

Lockdown has taught me that I don’t need as much as I think I do.

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5 years

Put your hand up if you've been eating like it is truly the end times.

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8 years

Oh wow Xzibit, I'm so surprised that you're here to Pimp My Ride even though I saw you & your film crew setting up in my garden for an hour.

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@AnjaWintour

5 years

Yesterday JP very proudly told my dad “veels geluk, liewe mandjie” on his birthday and I had to break it to him that he called my dad a lovely basket.

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3 years

Last night we arrived at our holiday rental in the Garden Route. I slept in fleece pyjamas under a duvet and blanket. It’s the middle of December. Has 2021 not taken enough of us already? 😭

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5 years

These messages are a lot more fun if you read it in Gossip Girl's voice.

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@AnjaWintour

3 years

I asked @kusjkaduplessis to make my wedding look like a feature in Vogue. She understood the assignment.😍

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@AnjaWintour

1 year

Welcome to introvert heaven. It’s Saturday night, I’m wearing my comfiest sweatpants and there’s a new season of Selling The OC. I’m about to order food and my dog is lying on the couch next to me. Life is good.

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Anja Human

@AnjaWintour

4 years

PSA: Don't eat a Smint with your mask on because your minty breath will burn your eyes and you will die.

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@AnjaWintour

5 years

This is an incredibly thorough game-plan. It was worth the wait.

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9 years

#IAmStellenbosch is proof that a degree doesn't guarantee common sense.

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5 years

This was my look for the Pongracz ball last night. The dress is by the super talented Kobus Dippenaar. Makeup is by @Makeup_BCM . ✨

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@AnjaWintour

3 years

Gen Z is bringing back all the old '90s and early 2000s trends, but I will never forgive them if they choose to bring this back.

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5 years

What’s it like feeling safe in your own country? Can’t say I’ve ever experienced that.

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3 years

So much of being an adult is just not trusting chicken you made yourself.

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5 years

Date night in my lounge. ✨

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8 years

Instead of warning each other about speed traps/road blocks, maybe try to not drive like a doos this festive season.

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2 years

Winter is the longest 12 months in Cape Town.

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5 years

I was worried the entire day that my pink satin dress looked like a night gown. Colleagues: You look great! Strangers in the street: Wow, lovely dress! (Goes home) JP: Hello, pink nightie!

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3 years

One of my favourite shots of our big day. Photo by @kusjkaduplessis

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5 years

I just showed my gran, who is 89, my outfit for an event tomorrow and said that I feel skaam to wear a crop top. She scoffed and said, “My kind, ek het baie meer vel as jy gewys in my dag. Dra jou toppie!” 😂

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5 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but everything will be okay eventually.

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5 years

I love those Febrezes in the background just enjoying the view

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3 years

Me: Can you believe Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with the nanny? JP: Fran Drescher?

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5 years

When a roti goes off, does it become a vroti?

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5 years

I will never get over the fact that a rescue dog can be so open to love after suffering abuse. My dog not only allows you to kiss her face, she also gives these little sighs because she enjoys it so much 😭

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3 years

I respect orchids' commitment to death. One wrong look and they opt out of life.

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5 years

I heard the devil’s voice tonight and it said: “Buy box dye tomorrow.”

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3 years

Can’t even take a selfie in peace

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5 years

My only wish for all of you is that you find something to love as much as I love saving everything on my desktop xxx

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2 years

Sometimes a random name from my school days pops into my head, and I have to leave everything I'm doing to check their social media to see what they look like now.

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3 years

I’m only on episode 2 of Inventing Anna, but this woman deserves to be in jail for that pretentious accent.

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3 years

I have to reward productivity with unproductivity.

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3 years

Do you ever make a loud sound effect over an embarrassing memory?

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5 years

The gees in Cape Town is amazing right now. The sun is shining. People are driving around hooting, waving flags, cheering from balconies. Lekker!

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3 years

In short: Fuck the first world.

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3 years

One of my most underrated skills is my ability to justify literally any purchase.

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8 years

This guy was handing out these flyers at a robot in Parow this morning. I hope he gets all the work for his innovation and willingness.

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3 years

Can you even call yourself an adult if you don't ignore your problems until they become bigger problems?

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7 years

If it adds stress to my life and doesn't make me happy, the answer is no.

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