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The distinguished ringleader of a pugnacious group of cretins. Follow me: OR ig: angrymetalguy

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@AngryMetalGuy
The Angry Metal Guy
10 months
Are you am independent band that is looking for reviews? Have you had some skeezbag tell you to pay to play? An AMG review can really get things moving for you. Just ask @Wilderunband or @trialsmusic . So here's what to do instead of bribing skeezbags to review you...🧵1/10
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
You know I've always thought I was a bad to middling guitarist. Then I realized that this is only because listening to metal means my standards are perverse. The level of musicianship necessary to be considered an okay metal player is absurd. We should appreciate that more.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
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@AngryMetalGuy
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10 months
@EuphoriTori @DinosaurJaime We should start a lobbying organization: Fatties for Walkable Cities
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@AngryMetalGuy
The Angry Metal Guy
5 years
Hey new followers. I'm AMG. I run Angry Metal Guy dot Com. These days I tweet and an procrastinating my PhD thesis. But we do long form metal reviews and you should read them. We don't advertise. We don't get paid. And we do this all for our own amusement.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
Ask yourself this question: “What does Angry Metal Guy, a man who pays money every year to run a reviewing website, have to gain by ‘selling out’?” I run this site at a loss because I want to promote the metal scene and music I love. I earn nothing. Think your insults through.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
What the fuck is As I Lay Dying doing in polite company again. Didn't dude try to take out a hit on his wife? We're all just okay with that now?
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Would you like curated playlists from AMG and company on Spotify and Apple Music?
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
Hey guys: thinking that lyrics about violent rape and abuse aren't fun and not wanting to listen to music featuring them is totally legit. Going on a crusade against people for having boundaries about the stuff is fucking dumb. Death metal has more range than that.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
My hot take of the day: Kreator should replace Anthrax in the Big 4.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
@Poli_NewSense @iSingForTheKing @Mshadz @kamart160 @kharyp @OmariJHardy When people start policing your tone, you pretty much know you're telling the truth and they have no counterargument. Dude was 100% right and she had nothing.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
I am thankful for all the metalheads who read the website and who support all the amazing bands in the scene. You guys have made us a unique voice and influence in the scene by reading, supporting music and sharing it far and wide. You make every day after 10 years worth it.
@metalinjection
Metal Injection
5 years
Quote tweet this with what metal thing you’re thankful for this year.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
I want my metal to be about motherfucking dragons and shit.
@direngay
THE HOLE KING (derogatory)
4 years
Metal is about believing in yourself and caring about your friends
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
So, I posted the #blackoutuesday thing on Facebook and got this "what-about-er" who was all: "But what about Palestine?!?" Which led to this awesome response.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
I meme'd.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
This epic @masterbootrec review may be the best thing we've ever published.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Hey, so like... being accused of “bringing politics” to metal because you don’t want to support bands with explicitly political perspectives and who might lend material support to extreme political movs is weird. Isn’t the Nazi ideologue the one who’s “making things political”?
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@AngryMetalGuy
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10 months
Still one of the best records I own.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
What was your gateway album to extreme metal?
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son is the best metal album of all time. It is perfect for start to finish. It has the best writing of the band's career and it is an absolute masterpiece. It's hard not to feel like metal peaked in 1988 when I'm listening to it.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Blind Guardian is one of the truly unique voices of heavy metal and this album is divine.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
Yesterday we hit a million page views for the month of October. When I started this blog on May of 2009, I never imagined it would last this long or become this popular. Thanks to all of you for reading, sharing, and commenting! You people are the best.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
I saw @symphonyx in Stockholm tonight. A top 3 concert. They were absolutely fucking fire. 🤘🏻🔥🤘🏻🔥
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
@kidsilkhaze @twitfics I find it galling that they put a repurchase/use limit on a technology that is reproducible and that only costs the initial investment. And then they charge MORE and rate limit digital check outs. Pro-tip: if it's easier to pirate than get at the library, you need to rethink.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Angry Metal Guy’s Top Ten(ish) o’ 2019
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Retirement?
@metalinjection
Metal Injection
5 years
What is This Mysterious METALLICA Clock Counting Down To?
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
You might not like my lists, but surely we can all agree that it’s awesome that the Patriots got bounced, right?
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
Between my love of metal and playing D&D, I developed a ridiculously large vocabulary pretty young. Granted, it's just archaic words for combat and variants on calling something evil, dark or mysterious, but that covers a ton of ground.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
I'm starting an atmospheric black metal project.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
:)
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Hey England. WHAT. THE. FUCK. ARE. YOU. DOING?! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
I know you're listening to Van Halen right now, but I'm listening to Mors Principium Est and they're still the best melodic death metal band that no one seems to listen to but me.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Dimebag Darrell's guitar tone was trash.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
I am so glad that I am not worried about the economics of AMG. Every time I see _insert mainstream website here_ share another article about a bad band doing a stupid cover or another piece about Metallica I'm just so happy that I make my own decisions.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
*Chef's Kiss*
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
As I listen to Verminous, I am once again astounded by the fact that there are people who call The Black Dahlia Murder metalcore. These people should be expelled from the scene post haste.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
@TheVoiceOfMetal Review blogs like Angry Metal Guy and its literally hundreds of thousands of page views every month?
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
This art. I love it so much.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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10 months
@kaylapop_ What if, hear me out, he learned Spanish?
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
These four albums are the reasons I write music and also why you've never heard it... *lolsob*
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
I love Moonsorrow. So many bands try to do what they do and are never successful. It's amazing that they can write such long songs and never be boring.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
But really, Priest is good, but the idea that they were more important to metal or better at anything than Maiden is silly. That the RnR HoF would consider putting Priest in but not Maiden shows how out of touch they really are.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
It occurs to me that I think we’re in the beginning of a genuine melodic death metal revival. You might want to save this one and throw it in my face down the road, but I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t see a turn back towards the sound on bigger labels in the coming years.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
What if the real record of the month is the friends we made along the way?
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Stolen shamelessly from @Doomsdaycomedy .
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Falling down the Opeth hole again. Everything up to Watershed is still magical. Don't @ me.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Few things are cooler than receiving messages from bands thanking us for mixed or negative reviews. It's easy to be defensive and attack negative reviews, it's another thing to have emotional distance and try to appreciate what someone is saying about your art. (1/2)
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Wilderun – Veil of Imagination Review
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@AngryMetalGuy
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7 years
Kiss is, I think, the single most overrated band in history. Musically they did nothing interesting. Totally banal 50s rock with distortion.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
I want to react to vocal coaches reacting to things. I hate those videos. I HATE THEM.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Normally, I don't get so worked up, but man... Neil Peart. And I never saw Rush live. 😕
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Happy New Year from Sweden, y'all! May 2020 not suck!
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@AngryMetalGuy
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2 years
Angry Metal Guy's Top 10(ish) of 2022 -
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
What's a band that you used to like that you are 100% out on? And I don't mean: not listening for political reasons or something. I mean, a band that just didn't really do it for you anymore. For me, it's Nile. I fucking loved that band and then suddenly... I don't.
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5 years
OMFG THIS FUCKING WILDERUN ALBUM IS SO GOOD.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
#NewProfilePicture The AMG Comment section memes real good.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
OH DEAR SWEET METAL LORD
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5 years
@GhostCultMag Tool. But honestly, Kiss. Kiss is the most overrated band of all time.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
I'm reminded of the band Rabbits who took my shittiest reviews and blurbed it on their vinyl. Yes, they were definitely mocking me. But they were doing it with class. My very first sticker blurb, by the way.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Even The Hard Times knows, @mattbacon666
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
Pornhub for doom metal fans: Mournhub.
@lisalovescheese
Lisa - Hold Tight 🌈
5 years
Pornhub for mycologists Sporehub
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@AngryMetalGuy
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9 months
I want to sing in a power metal band but I'm a baritone. This is the root of the name Angry Metal Guy.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
What if I told you that this new Insomnium sounds... PRETTY GOOD!
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
A decade ago I wrote a demo for an album that I never finished. I'm going to finish it. Then I'm going to give it a 5/5 on my own website while never mentioning my conflict of interest. Mwahahahaha!
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@AngryMetalGuy
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10 months
I'm actually sick of schticks. I'm tired of costumes and mystery and all that kind of stuff. Just make good music that I why to listen to and play it energetically on stage.
@gamabomb
GAMA BOMB
10 months
Normalise bands looking like normal humans and not dressing like Ed Gein's scraps bin.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
This is why I come to Twitter. (The response, not the idiotic initial post.)
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5 years
The number of people in the comment thread on my Opeth review (OH HAI: ) who are declaring the album mediocre or a bust after having heard it, what, several times today, is genuinely depressing. I’m all for being negative when you don’t like something (1/n)
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
I've added Katatonia's "The Fall of Hearts" to my list of considered options for one of the best albums of the 2010s. I'm 99% sure that it won't make it, but I really do love the album. It's another record that clicked after hearing the music live. Katatonia has suffered [1:2]
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
I reviewed the new @amorphis . Spoiler alert: it's really fucking good.
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Amorphis – Queen of Time Review
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4 years
Humankind did not deserve the wonder that was Finntroll. I know they're popular enough, but they are still underappreciated. Nifelvind is 10 years old and that record is beautiful.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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7 years
Dude, you did a fucking Nazi salute, you douchebag. That’s not manufactured outrage. That’s you being either a dumbass and/or a racist.
@BLABBERMOUTHNET
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PHILIP ANSELMO Slams 'Manufactured Outrage' Of Today's Social Media Environment
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
So turns out autocarrot also corrects girlfriend to goregrind. I should probably start a hashtag.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
What is the first style or trend that you saw that made you feel really old? For me: shitty face tattoos on 18 year old rappers. Like, "oh, sweety, are you sure that's a good idea?"
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@AngryMetalGuy
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2 years
After 2.5 years of distancing, taking care, etc., I got me a face full of covid. I'm thrice vaxed (and twice shy), and while I feel like absolute shit, I'm not in any apparent danger. Knock on wood, etc etc.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
When I started listening to @amorphis ' Queen of Time, my GF hadn't listened to them. She just put on Skyforger while working in the other room, and told me earlier "we need to see them if they come to Stockholm!" 😍
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@AngryMetalGuy
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10 months
💯 Really love that The Hard Times is good at its job.
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Every time I try to write gorgeous my autocarrot corrects to Gorguts.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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10 months
Love how Entombed's most classic records are legit using Papyrus font with no apologies.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
Here’s a thing you never get told about being a reviewer. After a long time of dealing with mediocre, repetitive, and just plain shitty albums, you start to wonder if you actually LIKE metal. Then you go back and listen to Suffocation and go: “Oh, right! I fucking love metal!”
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
I think the fact that Maynard refuses to meet fans, but that he sends out security guards to find women to give "harem passes" just makes me hate the man even more. Make fun of the fans, but use the women who are only willing to get close to him because he's in Tool. Predator.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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9 months
So hey, I'm an introvert. That is, I enjoy time alone and often draw emotional energy from it. Am I the only person who reads a lot of these "introverts need..." statements as primarily being about social anxiety, rather than introversion? Have we conflated the two entirely now?
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
I am done with atmospheric anything for a long time, but particularly black metal. You wanna talk about a glut of bands and releases where everything sounds the same and no one has any ideas? It's there. One hour. Five riffs. The scene rejoices. I'm tapping out.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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The problem with being the guy responsible for writing the Opeth review is that now I have to write the Opeth review. It's such an epic record, it's hard to know where to start.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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10 months
The trajectory of Leprous may be one of the most disappointing things for me since the start of Angry Metal Guy.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
I love what Bandcamp has done for the metal community. But this is one extremely insular list. It's all American. It's from a narrow list of genres. Basically, I'm extremely disappointed. Also no @Wilderunband . Not hip enough, apparently. Disappointed.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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6 years
That feeling when you went to bed at 1130 and it's 215 and you're awake.
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I gave Amaranthe a 2/5 and the comments are accusing me if being a record company stooge and a sell out because I said anything nice about the band at all. Metal is a joke.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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4 years
What's a band that you love (within metal) that undermines your metal cred?
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
If you see this list, feel free to share your Top 10(ish) bands. - Iron Maiden - Opeth - Turisas - Nubuo Uematsu - The Black Dahlia Murder - [Luca Turilli's] Rhapsody [of Fire] - Amorphis - Pain of Salvation - Vienna Teng - Blind Guardian - Wilderun Insert caveats here.
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
On my way to Gothenburg! For the most metal of things... Presenting my research at the University!
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@AngryMetalGuy
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5 years
What's your go-to gym metal? Mine is Amon Amarth - With Oden on Our Side
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@AngryMetalGuy
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2 years
Oh hey! It’s a new @amorphis review!
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