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You know I've always thought I was a bad to middling guitarist. Then I realized that this is only because listening to metal means my standards are perverse.
The level of musicianship necessary to be considered an okay metal player is absurd. We should appreciate that more.
Hey new followers. I'm AMG. I run Angry Metal Guy dot Com. These days I tweet and an procrastinating my PhD thesis. But we do long form metal reviews and you should read them. We don't advertise. We don't get paid. And we do this all for our own amusement.
Ask yourself this question: “What does Angry Metal Guy, a man who pays money every year to run a reviewing website, have to gain by ‘selling out’?” I run this site at a loss because I want to promote the metal scene and music I love. I earn nothing. Think your insults through.
Hey guys: thinking that lyrics about violent rape and abuse aren't fun and not wanting to listen to music featuring them is totally legit. Going on a crusade against people for having boundaries about the stuff is fucking dumb. Death metal has more range than that.
I am thankful for all the metalheads who read the website and who support all the amazing bands in the scene. You guys have made us a unique voice and influence in the scene by reading, supporting music and sharing it far and wide. You make every day after 10 years worth it.
So, I posted the
#blackoutuesday
thing on Facebook and got this "what-about-er" who was all: "But what about Palestine?!?" Which led to this awesome response.
Hey, so like... being accused of “bringing politics” to metal because you don’t want to support bands with explicitly political perspectives and who might lend material support to extreme political movs is weird. Isn’t the Nazi ideologue the one who’s “making things political”?
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son is the best metal album of all time. It is perfect for start to finish. It has the best writing of the band's career and it is an absolute masterpiece. It's hard not to feel like metal peaked in 1988 when I'm listening to it.
Yesterday we hit a million page views for the month of October. When I started this blog on May of 2009, I never imagined it would last this long or become this popular.
Thanks to all of you for reading, sharing, and commenting! You people are the best.
@kidsilkhaze
@twitfics
I find it galling that they put a repurchase/use limit on a technology that is reproducible and that only costs the initial investment. And then they charge MORE and rate limit digital check outs. Pro-tip: if it's easier to pirate than get at the library, you need to rethink.
Between my love of metal and playing D&D, I developed a ridiculously large vocabulary pretty young. Granted, it's just archaic words for combat and variants on calling something evil, dark or mysterious, but that covers a ton of ground.
I know you're listening to Van Halen right now, but I'm listening to Mors Principium Est and they're still the best melodic death metal band that no one seems to listen to but me.
I am so glad that I am not worried about the economics of AMG. Every time I see _insert mainstream website here_ share another article about a bad band doing a stupid cover or another piece about Metallica I'm just so happy that I make my own decisions.
As I listen to Verminous, I am once again astounded by the fact that there are people who call The Black Dahlia Murder metalcore. These people should be expelled from the scene post haste.
I love Moonsorrow. So many bands try to do what they do and are never successful. It's amazing that they can write such long songs and never be boring.
But really, Priest is good, but the idea that they were more important to metal or better at anything than Maiden is silly. That the RnR HoF would consider putting Priest in but not Maiden shows how out of touch they really are.
It occurs to me that I think we’re in the beginning of a genuine melodic death metal revival. You might want to save this one and throw it in my face down the road, but I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t see a turn back towards the sound on bigger labels in the coming years.
Few things are cooler than receiving messages from bands thanking us for mixed or negative reviews. It's easy to be defensive and attack negative reviews, it's another thing to have emotional distance and try to appreciate what someone is saying about your art. (1/2)
What's a band that you used to like that you are 100% out on? And I don't mean: not listening for political reasons or something. I mean, a band that just didn't really do it for you anymore.
For me, it's Nile. I fucking loved that band and then suddenly... I don't.
I'm reminded of the band Rabbits who took my shittiest reviews and blurbed it on their vinyl. Yes, they were definitely mocking me. But they were doing it with class.
My very first sticker blurb, by the way.
A decade ago I wrote a demo for an album that I never finished. I'm going to finish it.
Then I'm going to give it a 5/5 on my own website while never mentioning my conflict of interest. Mwahahahaha!
I'm actually sick of schticks. I'm tired of costumes and mystery and all that kind of stuff. Just make good music that I why to listen to and play it energetically on stage.
The number of people in the comment thread on my Opeth review (OH HAI: ) who are declaring the album mediocre or a bust after having heard it, what, several times today, is genuinely depressing. I’m all for being negative when you don’t like something (1/n)
I've added Katatonia's "The Fall of Hearts" to my list of considered options for one of the best albums of the 2010s. I'm 99% sure that it won't make it, but I really do love the album. It's another record that clicked after hearing the music live.
Katatonia has suffered [1:2]
Humankind did not deserve the wonder that was Finntroll. I know they're popular enough, but they are still underappreciated. Nifelvind is 10 years old and that record is beautiful.
What is the first style or trend that you saw that made you feel really old?
For me: shitty face tattoos on 18 year old rappers. Like, "oh, sweety, are you sure that's a good idea?"
After 2.5 years of distancing, taking care, etc., I got me a face full of covid. I'm thrice vaxed (and twice shy), and while I feel like absolute shit, I'm not in any apparent danger. Knock on wood, etc etc.
When I started listening to
@amorphis
' Queen of Time, my GF hadn't listened to them.
She just put on Skyforger while working in the other room, and told me earlier "we need to see them if they come to Stockholm!" 😍
Here’s a thing you never get told about being a reviewer. After a long time of dealing with mediocre, repetitive, and just plain shitty albums, you start to wonder if you actually LIKE metal. Then you go back and listen to Suffocation and go: “Oh, right! I fucking love metal!”
I think the fact that Maynard refuses to meet fans, but that he sends out security guards to find women to give "harem passes" just makes me hate the man even more. Make fun of the fans, but use the women who are only willing to get close to him because he's in Tool. Predator.
So hey, I'm an introvert. That is, I enjoy time alone and often draw emotional energy from it. Am I the only person who reads a lot of these "introverts need..." statements as primarily being about social anxiety, rather than introversion? Have we conflated the two entirely now?
I am done with atmospheric anything for a long time, but particularly black metal. You wanna talk about a glut of bands and releases where everything sounds the same and no one has any ideas? It's there. One hour. Five riffs. The scene rejoices. I'm tapping out.
The problem with being the guy responsible for writing the Opeth review is that now I have to write the Opeth review. It's such an epic record, it's hard to know where to start.
I love what Bandcamp has done for the metal community. But this is one extremely insular list. It's all American. It's from a narrow list of genres. Basically, I'm extremely disappointed. Also no
@Wilderunband
. Not hip enough, apparently. Disappointed.
I gave Amaranthe a 2/5 and the comments are accusing me if being a record company stooge and a sell out because I said anything nice about the band at all.
Metal is a joke.
If you see this list, feel free to share your Top 10(ish) bands.
- Iron Maiden
- Opeth
- Turisas
- Nubuo Uematsu
- The Black Dahlia Murder
- [Luca Turilli's] Rhapsody [of Fire]
- Amorphis
- Pain of Salvation
- Vienna Teng
- Blind Guardian
- Wilderun
Insert caveats here.