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Angela Barnes

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Comedian. Not Angela Rayner 😉 Inexpert F1 rambling. ADHD. History Nerd. Bunkers. Podcast: @wearehistorypod with @mrjohnofarrell

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@AngelaBarnes

Angela Barnes

19 days

📢 I'm doing a load of "Work In Progress" shows over next few weeks, inc 2 weeks at @edfringe , to work up new material for my 2025 tour. WIP dates on my website, have a look . Also sign up to mailing list to get notified when 2025 tour tix go on sale!

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Angela Barnes - Stand up comedian

Official website for stand up comedian Angela Barnes - Latest live dates, news, pics and contact details. Hot Mess Tour 2023 now on sale

www.angelabarnescomedy.co.uk

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@AngelaBarnes

Angela Barnes

2 years

Liz Truss has done some terrible things, but resigning the day after we record the last ever episode of Mock The Week is up there

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Praise be to @sueperkins on this Christmas morning. For this is a splendid piece of work.

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Well. I guess I’m going to be spending my social isolation planning a mother of a wedding then! And yes, that is a concrete ring because I don’t do dainty but I do bloody love concrete... (Something here about cementing a relationship). Bit of happy news amongst the madness eh?

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Angela Barnes

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Look @bbc I am a big fan of you - but this STAYCATION shit HAS TO STOP. It is a hill I will die on. A holiday in Britain is a HOLIDAY. A STAYCATION is when you stay in your own house but do things that you would usually do on holiday.

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UK holiday boom: Bookings 'coming in thick and fast'

With new hotel quarantine rules for arrivals from abroad, many people are seeking UK holidays instead.

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5 years

*Irony metre explodes* - He wants, wait for it, ASYLUM. He's an ASYLUM SEEKER? I mean, COME ON

Tommy Robinson begs Donald Trump to grant him political asylum

‘I beg Donald Trump, I beg the American government, to look at my case,’ says activist following contempt of court conviction

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Angela Barnes

3 years

We did a wedding and it was full of JOY

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3 years

Today I got the diagnosis I knew in my heart was coming of ADHD. At the ripe old age of 44, after more than 2 decades of misdiagnoses, suddenly my life makes some sense. Relief doesn't begin to cover it. Here's to embracing some neurodiversity and moving on up.

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2 years

Thanks for your lovely (mostly) comments re House Of Games this week. The mute button is getting a good workout tonight on the not so kind folk. But I’m in sunny Lanzarote while they are getting all red faced & angry at a girl on a telly show who won’t pretend to be stupid. I win

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Angela Barnes

2 years

David Cameron was the kid that whined until you let him have a go on your favourite toy, immediately broke it, then fucked off back to his big house full of expensive toys leaving you playing with a broken toy forever - and he never said sorry. This is all because of him

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Hi @O2 I’m a customer and I’d prefer to donate my outtage refund to charity. I reckon if even just 1 million of the 32 million customers you are having to refund were up for that something really good could come out of what happened. So how do we make that happen please? Ta

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Haha, several men (and they’re all men) calling me a liar or cheat about my Wordle in 1 is so funny. There’s no talent to getting a Wordle in 1! 2 yes, but not 1. It’s just luck that it was the word I always start with. Why on Earth would I lie? And why are they so cross?! 😂

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3 years

I appear to have brought @richardosman on honeymoon…

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3 years

My friend Amanda just referred to not waxing a bikini line as having “the full English” as opposed to a Hollywood or Brazilian and if we don’t get this into the lexicon by end of today then we’ve failed her

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Angela Barnes

2 months

Ed Davey's week looks like a tampon advert "I won't let an election stop me doing the things I love, paddleboarding, cycling, swimming..."

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Angela Barnes

1 year

Easy to say when you’re a fucking billionaire

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3 years

Ah man, rest in peace Sean Lock, thanks for the laughs. And 100% fuck cancer

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2 years

Happy Clock in the Car is Wrong Again Day

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Angela Barnes

3 years

Our official wedding pics came in this week. I won't spam you with too many, but it's been lovely reliving the day...

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Angela Barnes

2 years

Really enjoying the angry people giving themselves a coronary over me doing well in a teatime game show this week. Enjoy your angry wanks guys!

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Had 1st vaccine on Sun - felt bit yuck on Monday, but yesterday, still felt tired and headachey and weird. But oddly, so did the fella. And he had his vaccine the week before. Maybe we'd picked up a bug? Anyway, turns out we've been accidentally drinking decaf for 3 days...

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3 years

All the people giving it "if you don't like the union jack, you don't have to live here" - where do they think people can just go? YOU TOOK THE AUTOMATIC RIGHT TO LIVE AND WORK IN 27 OTHER COUNTRIES AWAY

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2 years

He did it! My ace husband ran coast to coast in 7 days, 192 miles, carrying a pebble from St Bees all the way to Robin Hood’s Bay for @Sarcoma_UK in memory of our mate Phil Jerrod. I am so, so proud. You can still donate here ❤️🏃‍♂️

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Angela Barnes

3 years

Every time I think I can't love @joelycett more, it turns out that I absolutely can

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2 years

It’s such a shame that bad people ruined Balaclavas so now we all have to walk around with cold faces

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Angela Barnes

3 years

RIP Meatloaf. Thank you for giving me some of my best memories of my Dad, rocking our hearts out in the car. He loved your music, I pretended not to for years. But I did. I do. Not a guilty pleasure, a pleasure 🎸❤️

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Angela Barnes

1 month

Can they start with you, your family and friends?

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You name it, Labour will tax it.

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Angela Barnes

2 years

If you’re more offended by Miriam Margolyes saying “fuck you” re Jeremy Hunt on R4 than you are about his party’s insidious policies, contempt for poor people and their determination to save their own arses at the cost of everyone that’s isn’t well off, then definitely fuck YOU

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2 years

My PT properly laughing at me today because I refer to my gym clothes as my “PE kit”

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Thoughts are with brilliant comedian and my friend Rhod Gilbert and his family tonight. Get well soon mate. Cancer can really fucking do one x

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3 years

So Le Creuset have launched a range of Harry Potter cookware and it couldn’t look more like a @richardosman House of Games knock off if it tried…

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Angela Barnes

2 months

Surely all Starmer has to do at this point is not shit himself in public

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2 years

Happy “clock in the car is right again” day everyone

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1 year

Yes. Yes I did take my @richardosman #houseofgames trophy all the way to Belfast so that I could produce it during my speech at my brother’s wedding to rub it in that I have one and he doesn’t. Because that’s how a big sister rolls…

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I love my husband dearly but I’ve just discovered that he has a huge chunk of his only Easter egg left. From last weekend. It’s just not right, I think I have to leave him

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2 years

We are all in an abusive relationship with a narcissistic government. We’ve been repeatedly lied to, isolated from our friends and allies (Brexit), and told we’re just overreacting to something inconsequential. I’ve seen narcissistic abuse close up, this is precisely what it is.

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3 years

I accidentally looked at an article about advice for over 40s brides. And I can say with absolute certainty that it can all fuck right off. I do not want to be elegant and timeless. I want to be loud, fun and a little bit trashy

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4 years

Fuck me it must be bad, he’s on time

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3 years

Put a glass over the spider in the hotel bathroom when I got up for a wee this morning. Took a moment to work out what to do with it as window doesn’t open very wide. Then realised it was yesterday’s fake eyelashes…

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4 years

I feel strongly about this because there are lots of people who cannot afford holidays abroad any year, stop downgrading the holidays they have in the UK. I never went abroad as a kid, but we had the best HOLIDAYS in the UK

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Angela Barnes

2 years

We completed Mock The Week. I swallowed a fly on it, fell on my arse on it and learnt more about space than I ever wanted to on it. See ya Mock The Week, you’ve been a joy and thanks for having me

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Mock The Week

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So. Here we are then. Last one. #BBC2 10pm Dara & Hugh are joined by @MisterABK @AngelaBarnes @rhysjamesy @AhirShah @zoelyons

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1 year

It would be easy to infiltrate Stormy Daniels' bank account to see if she was paid hush money. We already know her mother's maiden name was Daniels and her first pet was called Stormy #TrumpIndictments

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3 years

On Saturday we had to say goodbye to one of my best friends, the incomparable Phil Jerrod. One of the most loving, funniest and most creative people I’ve known. All my thoughts are with Beck, your beloved wife. I love you Phil, life won’t be the same again. Utterly heartbroken

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4 years

Cheers for lovely comments re #houseofgames . To the people saying I should let the others have a chance a) how patronising b) as a working class girl with this accent I’ve fought all my life to prove I’m not stupid, fucked if I’m going to pretend to be for your entertainment!

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2 years

Staying on til September. But Boris, I thought leave meant leave?

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2 years

Solidarity with nurses today. They put their lives on the line during the pandemic, they need to be paid fairly. We need our nurses to be motivated and valued, not worn into the ground. MPs that claim expenses for every little thing calling them greedy is just obscene. #nurses

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3 years

Cosby free Britney not free Yet another great day for coercive and controlling men and shit day for women. Will our rights ever trump theirs?

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He keeps bringing up the vaccines. That the gov may have had some success in another area doesn't cancel out breaking the law. Or does it now? Next time I get a speeding ticket, can I get away with it if I remind the officer that I won all 5 days on House of Games? #pmqs

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3 years

Happy “The clock in my car is right again” Day everyone!

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2 years

Mock The Week has been a massive part of my comedy life, thanks for having me along for the ride. I've made many memories and many friends, and will be so sad to wave it off. On the bright side, I had LITERALLY just run out of ideas for unlikely things to hear in an action film

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BREAKING: The beloved comedy panel show Mock The Week has been axed after 17 years. Presenter and comedian Dara O’Briain confirmed the news, sarcastically saying the ‘UK has finally run out of news’.

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2 months

If you know any students, make sure they register for postal votes if they are gonna be on hols on 4th July and are registered where they study…

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3 years

My wonderful and absurdly talented friend Jenny made our wedding cake. We know she is brilliant and told her to just go for it and make the cake she wanted to make. Well...I think it might be the best wedding cake you have ever seen

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Sent pal a box of chocs for Xmas. She just called to thank me. Apparently when they arrived she thought they were contact lenses so they’ve been shoved in a bathroom cabinet for weeks. Only found out when she took them to optician appt! Reckon she needs a stronger prescription

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2 years

Don’t usually bother with these, but I saw it and my genuine answer is “For All Mankind”. I giggled for a full minute

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3 years

I’ve had a busy birthday filming #mocktheweek but I’m in my hotel room now reading my lovely birthday messages and I’m full of cake and beer. 45 is feeling alright so far

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Utterly heartbroken to have to say goodbye to Jeremy Hardy. He was so very kind and supportive of me, I’ve had so many laughs sat next to him on the News Quiz and even more in the pub afterwards. So much love and strength to his family. Night Jeremy, cheers for the laughs xxx

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3 years

Aww @joelycett i just found this pic of us at a gig in Bournemouth 10 years ago. Such young pups ❤️❤️❤️

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5 years

I think the point we are all missing in our analysis of Johnson’s Hulk comments is that THE INCREDIBLE HULK IS A FUCKING FICTIONAL COMIC BOOK CHARACTER AND SHOULD NOT BE A GO TO ANALOGY FOR A PRIME MINISTER’S STRATEGY FOR ONE OF THE MOST COMPLEX NEGOTIATIONS IN LIVING MEMORY

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It’s alright everyone, just hanging out with @KerryAGodliman and she has forgiven me going blank on her last name on @richardosman ’s #HouseOfGames

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We’re seeing the results of having a government soaked in privilege. If you live a charmed life, jeopardy doesn’t really exist in anything you do. You throw money at your mistakes & make them right. They simply weren’t equipped for a situation they couldn’t posh their way out of

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3 years

The #DontLookYourAgeChallenge can absolutely do one. Celebrate the age you are however old you look. It means you’re not dead yet. Stop fetishising youth. I was shit at being young, I’m fucking awesome at being 44

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I’ve had so many lovely messages & comments about this on News Quiz that to be honest it’s overwhelmed me a bit, so apologies for not responding individually. It’s so vital to acknowledge the truth about how victims do react rather than how non victims think they should react

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Lots of people have asked if we can share the bit of @AngelaBarnes talking about proposals to ask victims of sexual assault to hand over their phones to police, last week. Here it is.

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People really need to learn that when they reply to a tweet, all the people mentioned in the original post are tagged in. Either they don't realise or a lot of people that watch teatime quiz shows are real assholes that think their shitty opinions of us need to be seen by us...

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These past few days have been an emotional rollercoaster. Marrying my best friend on the day I lost a best friend. Thanks for all your kind words, the one thing I have felt so strongly since Saturday is pure love…

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3 years

Wordled in 1 today *mic drop* Wordle 228 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Can't wait for all the tweets I'll be tagged in later asking why Frankie Boyle isn't on the final episode of Mock The Week, not one of them considering that he might not want to do it because he LITERALLY HAS HIS OWN BBC SATIRICAL COMEDY SHOW. Each one of those tweets turns me on

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Don’t look at the news, it’s shit. Look at this ❤️❤️❤️

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This is beautiful, big sister signing passionately for her little brother who has cerebral palsy, their favourite song.

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2 years

Oh my, the much adored and missed Linda and Jeremy on the first episode of Mock The Week - I am such a massive Linda Smith fan, watching her on the first episode, I would never have believed that I would follow in her footsteps and be on the last.

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Dylan Dodds: GroundDodds Day @ Edinburgh Fringe

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@MisterABK And here's the first line-up

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To the lady in the queue for chips at Newport Comedy festival of whom I enquired where she bought her lovely top. I am now also proud owner of said top and it will be my top of the summer. Thank you

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Nope. I’m hard of hearing. Wear two hearing aids, can’t always regulate the volume of my own voice. Refuse to apologise for it.

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3 years

I haven’t read this story because I’m too distracted wondering why James Acaster is staring through the windows at them

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To the woman in the Burgess Hill big Tesco car park who just did the thing where you were driving off a bit every time your boyfriend tried to get in the car, you proper made my day. I can still see his face all “don’t be a knobhead” “Babe!” While you grinned. It was joyous

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2 years

Keep composing angry tweets about Matt Hancock and deleting them because what’s the fucking point? Utterly self serving piece of shit that shouldn’t be anywhere near public office

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4 years

Thanks for all your lovely messages about me missing Mock the week - I am fine, results just back and negative for Covid, just regular old winter bug, but it was better to be safe than sorry

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Fun fact for fun fact fans. I am filming @MockTheWeek tonight - this episode means I will have chalked up more appearances than any other female comedian since the show began. #funfact

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The entitlement and arrogance of someone hanging on in a public service job that they have proved themselves not to be worthy of holding. Damn, I feel bad if i stay in a cafe too long after I've finished my cup of tea

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3 years

Goodnight Barry. As I’m a R4 comedy nerd, you were an integral part of my comedy education. And you were so encouraging and kind when I got to work with you. Barry Cryer telling you he likes your jokes is quite a feeling. A proper British comic legend

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Barry Cryer: Tributes paid to veteran comedian and writer

John Cleese, Esther Rantzen and Stephen Fry are among the stars to have paid tribute to the comedian.

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Wow. Overwhelmed by the absolute love and support I've been getting here today. Blown away. Thank you for restoring my faith in social media. This place isn't always a human bin fire, it has the best people too.

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2 years

Is it too early for champagne? It’s too early for champagne isn’t it? Is it?

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2 years

Just asked my husband for a “square of Toblerone” and I don’t think he will ever let me forget I did it

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3 years

Sealed the deal #honeymoon #blakeney #seals

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4 years

My first 3 celebrity crushes in my young life were, in order: Kenny Everett George Michael Philip Schofield I had good taste, but a snowball’s chance in hell...

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2 years

Guy serving me in the bakers just told me he thinks I’m the youngest person ever to order an Eccles cake. Made me sad for young people, go have a bloody Eccles cake, you’re missing out! NB: this was on South Coast, I’m sure it’s not the case in the North West #eccles

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3 years

If someone told me they were having an illegal and potentially career ending party, I’d expect it to look considerably more fun than this. Real coffee morning at the community centre energy here

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2 years

We have a post it pad in the kitchen as a shopping list. Just got attached txt from husband. I think it’s very obvious what I’ve written…

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Thanks for all your lovely tweets! I’m genuinely overwhelmed by how lovely you all are. I would let you touch my trophy but you have to get past my Tina first... #HouseOfGames

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Angela Barnes

2 years

Susie Dent, I love you so hard

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Susie Dent

2 years

Word of the day is 'maw-worm' (19th century): one who insists that they have done nothing wrong, despite evidence to the contrary.

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5 years

I won’t hesitate or deviate but I will repeat that Nicholas Parsons is a bona fide legend. I’m so honoured to have met and worked with him and it‘s a sad, sad (repetition of sad) day for radio comedy. Goodnight Sir, you will be missed

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Nicholas Parsons: 'Broadcasting legend' dies at 96 after short illness

Nicholas Parsons, comedy's great straight man who hosted Radio 4's Just a Minute, has died aged 96.

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Angela Barnes

3 years

Please don’t try to mansplain grammar to me. “Practice” is the noun and “practise” is the verb. So I practise my skating (practise is the verb in this sentence). I do my skating practice (practice is the noun in this sentence). By all means come for my typos, but not my grammar

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My fella just said he was going to make us an “adult coffee”. I’m 90% sure he means he’s going to put whisky in it, but I’m 10% worried he means he’s going to stir it with his willy...

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Angela Barnes

3 years

Remember your hairdressers and pub staff have a lot of pressure on them today. Give them a chance to get back in the swing of it. Stick to rules whether you like them or not, it’s people’s livelihoods at stake and DON’T BE A DICK, yeah? Good. Then we’ll get to have nice things

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4 years

Got so much I should get done today. But I just can’t. Here’s to all of us today who just can’t. We’re living through a pandemic, so sometimes we just can’t. So I’m telling myself it’s OK if you just can’t today. That’s what tomorrows are for.

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Angela Barnes

5 years

Ahem. I have some news...

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BBC Press Office

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🗞️ @MrNishKumar , @AngelaBarnes and @ZaltzCricket to host @BBCRadio4 's #TheNewsQuiz :

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Sometimes, the only thing to do is to get in the sea.

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Not only is her hat handily blocking her view of her husband, it is also an artful representation of the red wine sloshed up the walls of number 10 during one of their parties…

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3 years

2013 me should have been careful what she wished for...

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2 years

In my experience the "we didn't make this fuss about the summer of 1976" brigade have literally banged on about how hard the summer of 1976 was every summer since. That's quite a fuss. Heatwaves kill, be sensible, and don't be a dick about people being trying to be sensible

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2 years

I’m not sure how useful historical precedents are here. Yes May and Thatcher went after a better result in their confidence votes. But they weren’t narcissistic sociopaths who wanted to win at ANY cost. I might fundamentally disagree with their morals, but arguably they had some

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This is the face of a happy 44 year old that just nailed her first roller skating lesson 🛼🛼🛼

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If I had a pound for every "It's been shit since Frankie left" tweet I've been @'ed in today, I'd have about 17quid

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