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Andrew Stuart

4 years

I think I just got a group of goats in Llandudno arrested. Let me explain... first, I saw this from inside a dark pub (the one I live in currently). I thought I was seeing things. So I took some video:

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Andrew Stuart

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4 years

I, for one, welcome our new goat overlords

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4 years

Can’t believe I’m writing this... they’re back (again)

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4 years

Goat update: they’re back, and they’re gathering in groups of more than 2 🐐

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4 years

This shows what it’s all about. They’re scared of me (a human) in this. They don’t like people. They usually only come down from the Great Orme when it’s windy, and only the back streets at the top of Mostyn Street. Now lockdown means it’s empty, they’re going further than ever.

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4 years

They definitely dgaf 🐐

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I think I am now the man who stares at goats (in the middle of the road)

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

They weren’t moving from their midnight feast. And they were probably going to run riot on the town, what with nobody being about due to the lockdown. I also wasn’t sure if they were keeping the required 2m apart.

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4 years

🐐🚨 Monday goat update: they’re back. Again. And they dgaf. (H/t @86_leroy )

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

Goats that dgaf 🐐

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

They run Llandudno now and we just have to accept that as fact. Shenkin must be giving them tips from the Royal Welsh.

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

They know exactly what they’re doing. Have some lunch from a bush and then go for a lie down in the churchyard

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4 years

So I decided to see what was going on. They stopped on Trinity Square, and decided the hedges there looked very tasty (tbf, they probably are if you’re a goat 🐐)

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4 years

And they mean business this time #goats #llandudno

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4 years

🐐🐐🐐

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6 months

Not sure I’ve seen rain like what we had in Manchester just now. Anyway, a perfect running for cover shot presented itself:

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

Just kidding around, yeah? 🐐

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

And they sent a patrol car down who turned on the big red lights. So, I’m sorry if the goats got arrested. But they were being very naughty. Also, close the gates behind you on the Orme. And stay 2m apart at all times. 🐐 🐐 🐐

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4 years

Llandudno is run by goats

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Andrew Stuart

@AndrewStuart

4 years

Well... they’re back #goats

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

One more thing... so we get news alert emails from @Dataminr , like everywhere probably. Helps us find all sorts of breaking news. Never thought my goat tweets would make it into an alert 😂 Framing this one 🐐

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Andrew Stuart

@AndrewStuart

4 years

Got the interest of @PA now too (and everyone else)

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@AndrewStuart

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So I gave @NWPolice a call to tell them a load of kids (geddit?) were running riot (I didn’t actually say that... sadly). They said they’d pass it on to officers.

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4 years

They’re still here... they live here now I think

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1 year

@LozzaFox This has been the norm for many years, to utilise dis/underused public utilities into something that can save lives. Very much welcomed.

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4 years

They’re... back? Again? Did they ever leave?

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4 years

GOAT NEWS from @16TrinitySquare - they’re back where they started 😂🐐🐐 #llandudnogoats

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@AndrewStuart

3 years

Andy Burnham gets it. Men and boys. It is on all of us.

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Andrew Stuart

@AndrewStuart

4 years

Tbf when you get to my age you realise most heart stuff is a doddle... just lie there and let them do stuff*, deep breaths occasionally. But you need to be taught this when a kid. Jessie is doing great work. *except for lung function. Urgh.

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This is Jessie. She works at a children’s hospital teaching patients not to be afraid of certain procedures. For an echocardiogram, just lie on your back and hold your mom’s hand. 14/10

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

I don’t just do goat tweets now, I also have quite a good range in lockdown sunsets.

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

So the @guardian did this... that's it... I've completed Twitter.

Steve Bell on Michael Gove and the goats of Llandudno - cartoon

Taking advantage of the deserted streets because of the coronavirus lockdown, a posse of Great Orme goats has moved into town and is running riot

www.theguardian.com

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2 years

A shot of golden hour Manchester from last night, from up on Werneth Low 💛🐝🧡

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3 years

@Twitter Matt Damon. He's been before, will know the best places to hangout.

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@AndrewStuart

1 year

Love a bit of @Number10cat red carpet #LarryCam from @PA :)

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Andrew Stuart

@AndrewStuart

4 years

Thank you to the many many people who have liked and shared this thread - glad it made so many people smile. Also hello to the thousands of new followers - I know I have a job to do, and I will keep an eye on those goats for you

Andrew Stuart

@AndrewStuart

4 years

I think I just got a group of goats in Llandudno arrested. Let me explain... first, I saw this from inside a dark pub (the one I live in currently). I thought I was seeing things. So I took some video:

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1 year

SOMEONE HELP REMY 🥹🥹

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1 year

This is Remy. He's mad because someone stole his legs. And no one will help him find them. 13/10 fake friends

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4 years

What the heck.

When Humans Are Sheltered in Place, Wild Animals Will Play (Published 2020)

Goats in Wales; coyotes in San Francisco; rats, rats, everywhere: With much of the world staying home to prevent the spread of the coronavirus, animals have ventured out where normally the presence...

www.nytimes.com

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Andrew Stuart

@AndrewStuart

2 years

I see you @Number10cat - trying to get that exclusive @lorraine interview 😺

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Andrew Stuart

@AndrewStuart

4 years

@hatlikeapanda Yep they got out again this afternoon. Think it’s every day now there’s no one around.... they’re rising up!

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Andrew Stuart

@AndrewStuart

2 years

. @Aiannucci calling it again

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

Sunset turned out nice again

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

Went to see what the goats do when they're not eating hedges.

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Andrew Stuart

@AndrewStuart

2 years

Today on normal island, The BBC is interviewing a Dalek live on the news channel, and it just stated its aim is to "destroy London"

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@AndrewStuart

1 year

Oh dear 🐐

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

They like the taste of the hedge outside the Holiday Home Services office it seems. I tried to let them out the gate, but they prefer jumping over the wall. #llandudnogoats

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Andrew Stuart

@AndrewStuart

2 years

I dunno you know, I think that video of @gregjames singing “vaccination” to Alphabeat is worth the licence fee alone. The pure joy that we might find a way out of this. I think about that a lot (and play the song when people go to get their vaccines).

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

When I was 19, and doing work experience at @bbc5live in 2008, I spotted a story one day about the Llandudno Kashmiri goats and the Royal Welsh, and they ended up making the Drive programme. You could say I have form for goat stories 🐐

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The Llandudno Goats were out again last night. I happened to be nearby so stopped to take some footage of them, having a munch on some hedges and wandering around... #LlandudnoGoats 🐐

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

Llandudno right now

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

Literally, this is the script for the trailer for the movie of this... In a world where magnificent long haird goats... etc @_batou_

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

Can confirm at least some of the goats are tucked up on the side of the Orme today 🐐 #llandudnogoats

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2 years

The sky over Manchester tonight - absolutely incredible 🔥🌇

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4 years

"Your Tweets earned 17.6M impressions over this 7 day period" Utterly bizarre.

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1 year

@dog_rates @CampBowWow Charlie, be careful! You might end up like Kenneth

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9 years

This is Kenneth. He's stuck in a bubble. 10/10 hang in there Kenneth

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2 years

And now: "Former BBC presenter" Basil Brush. I love this coverage so much @BBCNews

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2 years

Today on normal island, The BBC is interviewing a Dalek live on the news channel, and it just stated its aim is to "destroy London"

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2 years

@p_m_davies Can you ask him what he thinks of the goats in Llandudno please?

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4 years

If you’re annoyed with social media, Dominic Cummings or coronavirus, here’s a nice sunset picture to take away the rubbish

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4 years

The goats need to up their game...

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Flock of sheep invades Turkey’s city of Samsun last night during the coronavirus lockdown 🐑

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4 years

In our local Facebook group, this picture of the goats in Llandudno is going to be auctioned to raise money for the NHS or Cavell Nurses Trust - more details to come but sharing here.

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4 years

Wales is... big

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4 years

Tonight’s sunset in Llandudno - incredible.

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@TheGoldenRatio4 “I Didn’t do nothin’”

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Glad to say the officers at @BTPNorthWales are keeping an eye on them and making sure they’re socially distancing on West Shore

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Social distancing in action.

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4 years

So 6 months ago we locked down... and next week, it's 6 months since the goats of Llandudno decided to roam wild and free #lockdown #llandudnogoats

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4 years

2020 in a picture

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2 years

If you’re not watching This Is Going To Hurt on BBC1, you’re missing out… it’s brilliant already. #ThisIsGoingToHurt @amateuradam

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4 years

Moon looks ace tonight #supermoon

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4 years

What an absolute legend of a man.

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Shout out to this @Morrisons security man keeping this good boy dry. He said ‘well you never know how dogs feel about the rain’

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@alexeheath @eldsjal I mean, I kinda like it as it is and I pay money for that, so can they not treat me as the product? The money aspect is probably the key difference between other social media and Spotify; a functional, mostly background app.

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Andrew Stuart

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4 years

This is the weirdest morning ever. @gmb about 8am.

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@AndrewStuart

4 years

Guess who’s back? 🐐

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1 year

@daytimesnaps

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1 year

Is that the fullest the pyramid stage has ever been? #EltonJohn

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2 years

It’s impossible not be moved by this.

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“Why are you here?!" A furious Sen. Chris Murphy demands answers from senators following Texas school shooting. “Why do you spend all this time running for the United States Senate...if your answer, is as the slaughter increases, as our kids run for their lives—we do nothing?”

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4 years

Hey @16TrinitySquare ... erm, the goats are back and they’re eating your hedges 🐐🐐 #llandudnogoats #goats #llandudno

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3 years

Some ~personal~ news: this just happened 💉

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4 years

Manchester sunset 🌅

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4 years

Really regretting leaving my big camera and wide aperture lenses in Manchester... the night sky is stunning at the moment.

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3 years

They played superbly. They set an example. They are champions for what they believe in. They united a nation. They wear Three Lions with pride. To have this fantastic team, to know they exist, to have them represent us, we are all winners.

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4 years

Manchester sunset this evening 💛

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2 years

Props to whoever set this up. Brilliant.

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4 years

GOAT NEWS

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4 years

Remember the goats that invaded Llandudno town centre? 🐐 The local hospice has raised over £120,000 by selling goat merchandise!

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2 years

🥰 This video from @PA of a police officer stroking Larry is just everything... you can almost hear him say "it's ok, Larry, I know it's chaos... everything will be ok..."

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2 years

The mega red sunset over Manchester tonight, via my phone @mennewsdesk #photography #manchester #sunset

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4 years

West Shore, Llandudno - sunset tonight // @StormHour

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3 years

Back where they belong (that’s what they told me to say) #llandudnogoats

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Andrew Stuart

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3 years

Today's gripe - the use of congenital heart disease examples to make the point that people need to be healthy to prevent coronary heart disease. They. Are. Not. The. Same. You. Cannot. Prevent. Congenital. Heart. Disease. By. Not. Eating. Chips.

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4 years

July 4 England: Pubs reopen Wales:

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4 years

People working from home on lockdown... who got employee of the month for March in your new office?

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4 years

Northern Quarter x New York crossover for @TheCrownNetflix #thecrown

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4 years

Pretty incredible sunset colours in Llandudno

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4 years

“Fancy eating out tonight?”

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Andrew Stuart

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2 years

There’s a point here. Ambulances don’t come any faster if you pay the top rate of tax. And they don’t come at all if they’re stuck outside A&E trying to offload a patient into a hospital with no bed because the NHS has been ground down by years of Tory cuts.