I'm was completely sober when we had this convo
Me: Ma, I'm bi.
Mama: .... 🤨
Me: Meaning I'm attracted to both sexes. Romantically. (getting nervous)
Mama: Kung san ka masaya, masaya ako. Basta be careful lagi aa? I'm here to support you.
😭😭
When I was using grindr (MONTHS ago) I met this guy tas nung nag meet kami:
Guy: I'll be honest, akala ko poser ka
Me: Pano mo nasabi?
G: Kasi ang linis ng grammar mo at malinis ka magchat. So nasabi ko, ay pangit to. Poser. But I was wrong.
Bawal ba beauty and brains? Char 😂
Tong mga african na to, pag sampa nila, bungad ba naman sakin
"Good morning, small boi!"
Dahil dyan, security level 2 tayo! Dapat may ID lahat, inspect ko lahat bag nyo. Kakagising ko lang, binigyan nyo na akong bagong nickname ha!
Simula ngayon, bago ako mag jaks, dapat makaka 50 push ups muna. Ayan yung naisipan kong intervention sa sarili ko 😂 kada pasok kasi sa kabina, jakol pumapasok sa utak ee. Masamang bisyo na 😂
Usapang messroom
Bsn: O, magkaaminan na o, sinong bading dito? Ako aamin na ako.
Me: *oh shit*
Ab: Di ako maniniwala tro, may asawa ka na.
*tawanan*
Os: sino ba walang asawa dito? *looks around* hala si Seth lang!
Me: PAKTAY NA! *nervous laugh*
*tawanan*
KAILANGAN KO NA UMUWI😂
Bagong gupit!
Mentally preparing for tomorrow's assessment and physically prepared for boyf's return 😍
Lumalaki na talaga ako, palapad, hindi pahaba 😂 😂