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4 years

@scott_squires @kylelove2tweet Do they even know what the fa in antifa stands for? I'm seriously starting to doubt that...

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@SapereVincent @PicturesFoIder With a tiny design flaw: you're upstairs and someone in your family puts it up then leaves the house, which means you're pretty much trapped up there because you can't reach the mechanism to let it down. 💀

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@VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder I'm repeating myself: I'm glad I live in a country where shit like that doesn't happen. Never heard a gunshot fired outside of the TV in my entire life. What's going on in the States isn't and should never feel normal and unavoidable to anyone. A society without is possible.

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@StevenDaleAFC @PicturesFoIder Yeah, her "warm-up" looked like OF promotion. 👀

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@SapereVincent @PicturesFoIder You don't know my mother... Who absentmindedly does all manner of things without thinking about others. She isn't even doing it on purpose. It's more of a reflex. Without knowing her I'd agree with you on that. 😅

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@Jaise_Taise @PicturesFoIder Aw that guy is adorable. Staying in a place you hate for the person you love is so wholesome...

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@DYK_Daily_ @HumansNoContext That's not even the worst. Being PROUD of tipping culture makes it so much worse. A system in which people have to rely on the generosity of random strangers in order to SURVIVE is not only wrong, it's dehumanizing

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@GoodReddit Nah, his mother is something like 120 and has been replacing each dead chicken with a new one for 94 years so he wouldn't notice... 🤣

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@emptytesticles And don't forget those yummy pig eggs... 🤤 You haven't lived if you haven't eaten a freshly laid pig egg...

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@_Nameless_Mira @karatademada @PicturesFoIder This. You don't just randomly get physical with strangers, regardless of the reason. She should have tried talking and finding out what's going on first.

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@Mono855178 @PicturesFoIder Agreed. And don't forget, the kind of people who're the first to make fun of someone's broken English are the ones who don't know the difference between "there", "their" and "they're" despite of being native speakers... 😂

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@WealthInspire1 @HumansNoContext Good to know I'm not the only one who thinks this isn't funny

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4 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr How many mail-in ballots did you receive from penguins and polar bears?

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9 months

@venkatesh_koka @PicturesFoIder So true. Always feels like being publicly humiliated in a weird way.

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4 years

@DrTMG @gamingw_o @scott_squires @kylelove2tweet Omg... I don't know how I would have reacted in that conversation I probably would have laughed out loud because of thinking it's a joke. Followed by that "wait... You're actually SERIOUS?" expression...

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@jessepeyronel @kylelove2tweet I keep telling people, that's what happens when you use "socialism" and "communism" as the Boogeyman for over half a century but forget to tell people what that actually means...

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@venkatesh_koka @insultsrare And don't forget: undressing is for nubs. Bend over, push up skirts, FREE ACCESS...

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@hufinz @PicturesFoIder That woman had the audacity to try and fuck her man over for cheating, knowing very well she's cheating as well, and not just that, actually had a child from someone else... 🤦

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@KamiAnimess @PicturesFoIder *sends pic of a blank wall* This is where my new TV should be but isn't...

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9 months

@syedsalman97 @PicturesFoIder Just wanted to write the same thing: Shitty timing but better than five years and a child later or something...

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@TheDogeBird @PicturesFoIder Damn, if you wanna throw a bike at a burning dude to knock him to the ground, you at least gotta do it right, not with such a little 🐈 throw... 🤷‍♀️

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@TweetsByLilith @sanitarypanels True. And that becomes even more difficult if it's in a culture where it's socially accepted or even expected for the woman to be like human cattle. Before being able to accuse these men, you need to change the society, because if it isn't considered "wrong"... 😕

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@prophecy__13 @PicturesFoIder Yeah, but he's punishing all of the others who are behind him in the line. The person working there couldn't care less. Time on the job is time on the job.

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@rao_zam @InternetH0F Oh yes, the good old times of spending the entire weekend out in the woods just playing and only going home when the sun was going down (which was the official "time to go home" deadline set by mom).

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@sanitarypanels Marriage isn't like buying property for you to do with how you please. It still involves two people and that requires consent. Not just under the sheets but in general. Too many men still believe a woman in a marriage is a servant.

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@noncontextreply @PicturesFoIder It's always mind-blowing how much people like that hate racism but are racist AF themselves. That's not a one-way road... Or how my mother taught me "you can't expect people to respect you if you don't respect others"

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@githii @PicturesFoIder Not sure what's worse, knowing she has that reaction EVERY TIME someone or something startles her or this having been an isolated incident...

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@nicknorwitz @weirddalle Was just about to write something like "you don't need to be an atheist to believe in evolution. You just need to not be a weird fanatic Christian" Seriously. I know LOADS of Christians who believe in evolution... That's not mutually exclusive. 🤦

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@Family_viralvid @gunsnrosesgirl3 Ahahaha, they're making snow crows instead of snow angels! 🥰

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@greg__911 @VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder Have you seen how low the car sits and how girthy the hose is? That's not the type for watering your plants...

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@Iam_SyedIrfan @PicturesFoIder This... Plus: try doing a hard stop at that speed... There's a reason they all keep running for what feels like half a lap after they crossed the finish line.

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@jay2brazyman @VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder Sure, entertainment at medieval markets...

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@githii Being warned by your coffee cup that it may contain a hot beverage. What's that good for? If you ordered something hot, you're expecting it. If you didn't order something hot you're not expecting it and get burnt anyway if you get the wrong one.

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@dpakman If a person who repeatedly uses "CANADIATES" (CANADIan candidATES?) and "VECHILES" is considered to be educated and intelligent, I'm Stephen Hawking... 🤦🏻

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@rao_zam @PicturesFoIder Thought the same thing. His reaction to "where did you get it" seems super sketchy. Might be he stole it from her (without knowing it's hers) she found it online and decided to confront the thief.

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@BryanMabrey3 @PicturesFoIder Omg, who gave it a cleaver?!?

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@Valedelgato @HumansNoContext That was the last day he was feeling comfortable at his work place. No more picking his nose etc... 😅

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@DrTMG @gamingw_o @scott_squires @kylelove2tweet Sometimes I think I'd like to "bodyswitch" with one of them just to get some insight, but then I'm glad that doesn't exist because it would probably scare the living shit out of me upon return...

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@apurv_anand @PicturesFoIder Haha... Roid raging alpha macho but at least he's got a nice ride

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@apurv_anand @PicturesFoIder Haha, his face says "Only thing gross here is your behavior"

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@Nasdorachi @PicturesFoIder That's the kind of "fight or flight" reflex everyone wants, eh? 😅 Most ppl would have probably dropped it and tried to run.

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@walkman_guy @PicturesFoIder There's also a station with a cat as station master. 🤷‍♀️ Apparently there isn't much going on in rural Japan anymore so they can do little things for shits and giggles. Either that or they used that one student as a good excuse for not having to fire people? 🤷‍♀️

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@apurv_anand @HumansNoContext I still don't know why people think stuff like that is funny. It isn't. Not just because of the dangers, it's just not funny.

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@MahaYousef462 @gunsnrosesgirl3 And I'm pretty sure they're good at chasing intruders away with their appearance

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@Animatorsrule There's no proof in the bible for cars, computers and airplanes either. What's your argument. That's just some crap that was written by random people over 2000 years ago. Doesn't mean the ideas are wrong, but you can't take any of that crap LITERAL.

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@bigjay2101 @PicturesFoIder Owners shouldn't be able to "mess up" a dog to be like that. Go on and try getting a pug or retriever to be like that...

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@dpakman Let me guess, THAT only counts when the person in question is female and getting into a position where she's SUPPOSED to represent the "traditional values" of the virtuous stay-at-home mom and wife...

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@spartan0157 @PicturesFoIder Well, there's... uh, the possibility of catching them before they can do it? 🤷‍♀️

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@bomebebot @SiddhantAdlakha The magic of autism... 🥰

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9 months

@Gorilianaire @PicturesFoIder AND I don't want to know what the dog has licked immediately before licking her fingers and sticking it into the water before she uses it..m

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@krakekrakekrake @VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder Nah mate, nothing dogmatic about it. Real life experience of living in a country almost void of gun violence. Ah, the peace and quiet and the joy of knowing it's more likely I'll die from a tree falling on me during a storm than being shot dead. Enjoy your Yeehaw bang bang life.

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@dog_auras @PicturesFoIder Imagine hugging an oversized vibrator, powered by your own breath... (Talking about baritone sax)

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@dpakman In German we call that the "Katzentisch". (Literally cat table. It's the table for kids when there's family gatherings and dinner parties and such 😂.)

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@krakekrakekrake @VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder Doesn't even matter if that's accurate or not: every dingus having a gun is the problem. Random people here don't get guns. Barely anyone gets themselves shot here. Period. 🤷‍♀️

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@dpakman If that's the worst or most important (?) thing they have to write/complain about, things are going shockingly good now!

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@krakekrakekrake @VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder Dude, just use Google to check out crime statistics of countries outside of the US.

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@dpakman At this point, the only logical explanation for that is: because they WANT to because they're brainwashed far beyond reason...

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@Loose_Effer @Calliandra___ @06Kiu @HumansNoContext Uh, not being able to speak English fluently makes you a communist now? Someone's in need of being kicked out of his country and not allowed to get back in, so he's forced to make some real world experiences... 🙄

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@KliffUndersn @LibertarianG0th @OrwellNGoode I is 1, you use it for 1-3, V is 5, 4 IV and 6-8 VI, VII, VIII X is 10, 9 is IX Continue with X in front. Tens work basically the same X-XXX L is 50 again, same system: XL is 40, LX is 60 until 80 C is 100 (XC=90) D is 500 M is 1000 For example 1999 is MCMXCIX

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@krakekrakekrake @VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder What would I have to defend my life from with a gun? Falling trees? Rabid squirrels?

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@OdikaesiemeF @HumansNoContext It's not just females. And no, content creation isn't needed. Mankind made it quite a long time without "influencers" and "content creators" That being said: yes, no filming in regular gyms.

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@NikkuAbhishek @PicturesFoIder Aaaw, we're not scary, we're just owls! 😅

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@_Midax @PicturesFoIder 😂 To be honest, those are actually better than the actual names...

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@EvilPlantLady @lporiginalg Yeah... Sorry for being a white native to my country where the natives have been white since the time of the Neanderthals. 🤦

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@DrTMG @gamingw_o @scott_squires @kylelove2tweet That's also what I keep telling people is the most important reason for impeachment. It isn't about those final days, it isn't about his "retirement benefits", it's about keeping him from coming back but most importantly it's about the entry into the history books of the future.

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@masoom_siii @PicturesFoIder And a stay at a psych ward or something.

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@DrTMG @gamingw_o @scott_squires @kylelove2tweet Hooray to over a century of systematic government sponsored education induced brainwashing...

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@TolerantOpinion @MariosPianoBS @noble_x_x_ @Morbidful Nah. There's nothing wrong with doubting things on the internet. Keep it up to remind people that it's important to question things. 👍

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@fivestar @ayeejuju Doesn't even matter if they're a perfect fit or not. They don't have to be to murder someone with them.

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@dpakman I guess Biden can't find the big red 'COMMUNISM NOW' button in his new office... But don't worry, any minute now!

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@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Don't forget there's more than the next couple of days at stake. And in a historical context it would be wrong NOT to impeach him. Letting him "get away with it" would irreparably damage the integrity of the USA not just on a national, but an international level. Don't forget,

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@DrTMG @gamingw_o @scott_squires @kylelove2tweet Sometimes I wish it was "the good old times" when you just carted every nutjob and subversive element off to a newly discovered continent to get rid of them. Anyone know of an empty place for all of those where they can happily hate each other without bothering the rest?

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@productions86 @PicturesFoIder And unfortunately they don't come with a mute button! 😅

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@pacifik_cruise @PicturesFoIder @freakouts_twt Good to know I'm not the only weirdo whose first thought was THAT... 🤣

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@OddestHistory_ @PicturesFoIder Thought the same about that "big swerve" at the beginning. Car doesn't move enough for what he's doing with the steering wheel? 🤷‍♀️

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@IAMTHEBATM4N @PicturesFoIder It's the clone barbie army! And that's not even pretty. Or am I the only one who thinks that?

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@TolerantOpinion @MariosPianoBS @noble_x_x_ @Morbidful And here's another "the translation is accurate" for you.

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@fopminui @PicturesFoIder I guess people in that region think twice about doing things like starting to riot. Pretty sure no one wants the buffalo cops to roll in and use them for crowd control 😅

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@Shayor19 @HumansNoContext Well, you got a blank CD, then you made a nice bonfire in the garden, then you threw the CD in while listening to the music you wanted to burn on it.... Last step is important! 😈

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@omorogiec @Consecratedp @PicturesFoIder I'd say the parked car for blocking their view. That's why you're not allowed to park too close to curves etc

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@dpakman So, let's play along for a second: IF those numbers are correct, who says that those 205,000 votes are 205,000 Biden votes?? 🤔

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@MheedayAce @PicturesFoIder Why is everyone forgetting about the parked car? It's too close to the bend and that's not allowed for just THAT reason. Both cars couldn't see each other early enough and the car from the right had to drive further left to be able to get around the parked car.

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@fentrocity @erat_perfect @david937262 @eyeslasho And don't forget such a flight is stressful enough for everyone without a non-stop screaming infant who needs special accommodations...

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@dpakman I still don't fully understand what went wrong in America that so many of you are so insistent on refusing all the good shit because UN-AMERICAN or UN-FREEDOM... I mean... SERIOUSLY...

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@benpiano800 @dinosaurs1969 A) it gets mighty hot in SOUTHERN Europe (please don't mistake northerners with southerners... Scandinavia might have cozy average 15° Celsius, while Greece feels like Satan's sweltering butt crack) B) how would YOU feel if you're used to 15° and end up in 40° WITHOUT AIRCON?

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@HODLaser @PicturesFoIder How DARE those Spanish be Spanish! 😱 (Yeah... Joke)

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@IBZDRAGON @PicturesFoIder You know... Dutch... as in the language that's spoken in the Netherlands. Charming people, funny language somewhere in-between old school German and English with a lot of very throaty "ch"...

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@dpakman Yeah, well, you need a certain level of intelligence for humor and if these people were intelligent, they'd be on the left side of the political spectrum 🤷

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@Vinod_r108 @TheFigen_ "Here's your thing. Can I have peanuts now?"

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@cybertrove @gunsnrosesgirl3 And don't forget they can use tools (with limited capacity of course) and can solve puzzles not every 8yo human child can solve...

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@JudiciaIreview @juleesssy @PicturesFoIder I'm German. We learn driving manual. By default. In driving schools. I fekkin LOVE driving manual! ♥️ So much more fun than automatic. And whoever says driving manual isn't fun just can't handle it...

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@dpakman Oh he'll definitely break that one. (Are there actually promises he fulfilled? Like ANY?🤔) He just needs attention too badly to go invisible. He'll find some way to cause as much trouble as he possibly can...

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@LibertarianG0th @PicturesFoIder Uh... It's already bad enough when men are bad at women's anatomy, but when WOMEN don't know the basics... that's... 🤦

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@Chuks_benjaminn @InternetH0F It's not as we don't make each other's lives miserable as well. That's what humans do. Be jerks to each other. Mostly that got nothing to do with what someone looks like. And I'm pretty sure there's plenty black ppl making her life miserable as well, she just blocks that out 🤷‍♀️

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@logic_denier That's because our language allows us to randomly create new words by sticking shit together. Like "Smartphonefallenlasserundausversehendrauftreter" Someone who's so clumsy that he drops his phone and accidentally steps on it. Yup, I made that up...

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@prophecy__13 @PicturesFoIder Just wanted to write the exact same thing. How is that not illegal? 😱

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@mpiredivine @PicturesFoIder Yeah, because "getting up early is the socially accepted and expected time to be up" 🙄 It's not my choice. Can't change being creative only at night...

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@JoeAlderman11 @HumansNoContext 🤣 The story of the mysterious small big size changing thing and the boxes.

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@fatguidehiking @GarbageHuman23 😂 At least I'm fairly sure that was sarcasm. Sad thing is: too many people actually think like that. Sometimes I do wonder though: why do they think that there are such vast differences in human appearances? 🤔

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@JurassicJosh341 @TonyMguru @HumansNoContext Sitting isn't walking.

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