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Ana Gasteyer

9 months

Many of you have asked about #SugarAndBooze merch, so SURPRISE it’s here just in time for the holidays! I have lots of goodies for sale that are perfect for all of your favorite family members 😇 Head to to purchase! 🛒🎄

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2 years

Um, Estrangement is timeless. It will make at least $14

just jack 2024

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2 years

someone please cast them in a movie about three estranged sisters, it would make 8 dollars but it would be an instant cult classic

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Never wanted to be back on SNL more. Life imitates Art. #BobbiAndMarty #SNL ❤️ @perlapell #WillFarrell

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2 years

Happy Friday (Taste The Biscuit).mp3

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4 years

Honestly at this point, none of us would judge Steve Kornacki if he shuffled out in his flannel pj’s

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5 years

MY STAR TURN ON #westwing WAS AS THE BUTTERBALL OPERATOR. Imdb it!

Butterball

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5 years

@EveryFreyday @WestWingWeekly @nocontxtww Tell our turkey talk line (1-800-BUTTERBALL) that you’re a citizen and your name is Joe Bethersonton.

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4 years

You get pink eye from touching your butt.

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8 years

RT if you are a Nasty Woman.

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7 years

I feel like Daylight Savings Time could be the final straw for a lot of us this year.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Seriously- if you are facing High Crimes and Misdemeanor charges and your opening defense is “Cancel Culture”, you deserve to lose the case.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Man this is straight out of the Bible, @StephenKing version.

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@AnaGasteyer

5 years

Did you just see what happened on @themaskedsinger ? #treemask #themaskedsinger #RachelRay #curlers #whatshappening @MaskedSingerFOX @robinthicke @kenjeong @NicoleScherzy @JennyMcCarthy #RachelRay

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

@MarcSnetiker my 8 yo son just said "Manners count, Mom, esPECially when you are a President."

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Change of plans, guys. October will no longer be the “Lose the Quarantine Weight” month. Thanks for staying flexible.

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@AnaGasteyer

2 years

My son just said IKEA is grownup Legos and I’ve never felt more connected and seen.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

There are fleeting moments I wish I was still on @nbcsnl and this is one of them.

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@AnaGasteyer

5 years

Hey Friends! When you watch #winecountrymovie @netflix this weekend, post your viewing party with the tag #MyWineCountryCrew & I’ll repost! Here’s one of my favorite snaps of all time from the OG trip that inspired the movie ❤️❤️

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

. @nbcsnl thank you for helping us laugh through the hardest times. We adapt just like you do. I’m so grateful for you tonight.

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@AnaGasteyer

1 year

I really loved this opportunity - everyone on the creative team, the writers, the crew and of course, the ensemble made magic. Lucky me ❤️

Deadline

@DEADLINE

1 year

EXCLUSIVE: NBC has opted not to proceed with a third season of its workplace comedy series #AmericanAuto , created and executive produced by Superstore creator Justin Spitzer

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

God I hope she didn’t have to stay back home to finish dealing with fucking Christmas

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@AnaGasteyer

3 months

In retrospect I’m glad I decided not to drink every time they said Guilty because I’d never have made it through making dinner.

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

8 years

GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK. YOUR TERM PAPER IS DUE IN 3 WKS & U HAVEN'T EVEN PICKED A TOPIC.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

8 years

President Obama said that he thinks he would have won against me. He should say that but I say NO WAY! - jobs leaving, ISIS, OCare, etc.

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

And take it from someone who appears in the sequel, you got a ways to fall yet.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

AND Another thing: I’m taking flag imagery back. I like stripes and stars, and I plan to wear them again without fear that you ruined it. Fuck you MAGA.

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8 years

#DressLikeAWomen

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3 years

No matter how many naysayers, NEVER give up on your dreams. I started ski jumping 4 yrs ago at 50, & look at me now. Stoked for Quals tomorrow-appreciate all your support! Wishing luck to my fellow competitors but this one is mine. @nbcsports #BigAir #winterolympics #beijing2022

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

With deep gratitude for this gift. Signed, the Comedy Community

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8 years

Tiffany Trump to Sing "I'm Like a Bird" at Pres. Donald Trump's Inauguration - Santa Monica Observer

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

Holeee cheese. This is revolution.

Women's March

@womensmarch

8 years

The will of the people will stand.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

New format idea: Golden Girls reruns and interrupt when a state is called.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

At midnight he’ll release both his tax returns and the health care plan. There’ll be a metallic smell, the sky will crack open and he’ll disintegrate into Covid-free particulate dust. Then, the clocks will turn back and all of our old jeans will fly back from Goodwill and fit.

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2 years

HEY EVERYONE WATCH #AMERICANAUTO TONIGHT SO THEY RENEW US AND I CAN STOP YELLING ABOUT IT

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

Just texted my teenager to remind me what Parental Control password I'd set & that she'd figured out, so I could get into my own Netflix.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Not ‘controversial’ - petty and baseless. Culture war comfort food. Keep driving

The New York Times

@nytimes

4 years

A controversial opinion piece in the Wall Street Journal suggested that Dr. Jill Biden — who holds a doctorate in education and uses the doctor honorific as many in academia do — should drop her title.

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Happy Friday to Each of you who made through week Two of 2021. It’s getting better!!

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@AnaGasteyer

17 days

Karen! Karin! Karén!

Michelle Kosinski

@MichLKosinski

17 days

Name this band

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

So based on my feed, it seems the consensus is that the next debate shall be moderated by Judge Judy and a cattle prod

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

That she must continue being dignified while enduring this farce of an opponent is what resonates so deeply for women. She's our warrior.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Just bought egg nog cause fuck it

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Most deserved Emmy ever ❤️❤️

Gold Derby

@GoldDerby

4 years

The first #Emmy winner of the night is Catherine O'Hara ( @SchittsCreek ) for Best Comedy Actress! See a full list of winners here:

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Sorry, I know my content is supposed to be fun. I’m so furious.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

I have watched MSNBC so much in the past 48 hours that I want to abuse Humira.

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

10 years

Tonight, I make amends. @MarthaStewart #LNSM #ImHip http://t.co/XCwZarbt5Y

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

4 years

I love these good people (and their dogs) so much

CSPAN

@cspan

4 years

President Biden: " #ValentinesDay is a big. Jill's favorite day. For real." Q: "What inspired you to do this?" @FLOTUS : "I just wanted some joy. With the pandemic, just everybody's feeling a little down. So, it's just a little joy. A little hope. That's all."

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@AnaGasteyer

7 years

PROPS TO THE VOICE COMMERCIAL. @NBCTheVoice

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

As a woman & the mother of a girl, this truly makes me sick.

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@AnaGasteyer

1 year

A lot going on here, but don’t think we didn’t notice the poor decorative choice when it came to the trash can.

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Stand by and stand down, fly. #VPDebate

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Anyone else feel like this “court packing” message is soooo trying to make Fetch happen?

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Admit it, last night’s unleashed comedian feed was much more delicious than this morning’s earnest punditry feed.

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@AnaGasteyer

10 years

#LikeAGirl http://t.co/5IajDN8yJ5

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@AnaGasteyer

5 years

Today, I decided to call my dear friend, @idinamenzel , to congratulate her on her album, Christmas: #ASeasonOfLove . Having made my own Christmas album, #SugarAndBooze , I know how important it is for women making holiday music to support other women making holiday music.

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

Trump's staff every time he tweets

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Mediaite

@Mediaite

8 years

Melissa McCarthy Plays Sean Spicer Going Nuts on the Press in Hilarious #SNL Sketch: 'APOLOGIZE TO ME!' (VIDEO)

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

Going to a comedy show to laugh and drink, then drunk-donating to education & children's aid charities until I pass out. #loveback

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

4 years

It’s just humbling how sane this speech is. #MichelleObama

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

Daughter just made me turn off 'Jolene', cuz "I don't have a boyfriend, but this song makes me sad he's cheating on me anyway."

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

4 years

That weren’t no chair squeak!!!

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

4 years

Ok, shut it all down. Rudy Giuliani just farted. Check out the side-eye from the girl seated next to him the second it happens. You can’t write it...

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Get this phrase down: White Male Terror group. They are terrorists.

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

9 years

Rydell is gettin TURNT. Tonite!! #BFFgoals #mcgeeandblanche #squadgoals #athleticsupporter @gogrease #greaselive

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

8 years

Ok so Billy Bush was clearly a horcrux.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

I won the Ice Skating Olympics!

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Vote tomorrow, vote in-person, vote early. #Vote

Mikel Jollett

@Mikel_Jollett

4 years

This is the game: 1. Sabotage the mail. 2. Say that any mail-in vote that isn't COUNTED by election eve must not be counted. 3. Take it to a Supreme Court you have just packed. 4. Hope the American people don't rise up in protest.

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

3 years

Just announced my decision that this time, as a family, we’re just gonna lean into Curling. #Olympics

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@AnaGasteyer

3 months

I predict this will be the second most fun day here since he was elected, after the day he got Covid.

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@AnaGasteyer

7 years

Oh. My. God. Your addiction to comfort has eclipsed your morality. Time to grow up, America.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

You guys I just made banana bread with mayonnaise, from a recipe from the internet and I think I inadvertently stumbled on the thing that can unify the country.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

In fairness it’s November and I’m sure she’s got her hands full with the Fucking Christmas.

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

9 years

So grateful for all the nice things you all said bout #GreaseLive . It was an unforgettable ride!

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

5 years

Thanks for the tree hugs. You’ll miss me on #TheMaskedSinger , I’ll miss me on #TheMaskedSinger . If you buy my new album, Sugar & Booze you can pretend I never left. #treemask @maskedsingerfox

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@AnaGasteyer

7 years

The Trump Admin is so old-school white male narrative that even the movie of their downfall will have shitty roles for women.

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@AnaGasteyer

10 years

Imma be there too #SNL40

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

3 years

Good luck singing Christmas carols, Dummies.

Brown Eyed Susan

@smc429

3 years

Florida wants to ban the word "gay" from schools and toyed with the idea of sticking a mic on teachers to make sure they don't teach the wrong thing..wow

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

3 years

. @LilNasX that was groundbreaking, thrilling, fantastic!! Also remind me to tell you about that time I wore a Slip instead of a dress after a disastrous quick change - congrats and bravo ❤️ #SNL

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

1 year

American Auto is the last network TV comedy awaiting news of a pickup. I’m still proud to work on it because it’s smart & relevant & funny. Thanks to all of the fans who have diligently tweeted @nbc to #renewAmericanAuto #AmericanAuto

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

3 years

This is incredible.

Jeff Lundeen

@LundeenOttawa

3 years

Do you remember the world’s very first nuclear meltdown? That time the US President, an expert in nuclear physics, heroically lowered himself into the reactor and saved Ottawa, Canada’s capital? Sounds like schlocky action movie, but it actually happened!

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I love it when decency prevails. #hope

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@AnaGasteyer

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The way I just screamed “Representative” into my phone would get me instantly cast in a gender bent Streetcar, no questions asked.

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

The mute button is the new Nordic Track in the basement

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Thinking we’re, say, two more horcruxes from full McConnell?

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Me calculating my Weight Watchers points

The Recount

@therecount

4 years

Trump supporters: "Stop the vote!" Also Trump supporters: "Count that vote!" #election2020

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

When Twitter auto-writes your caption.

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@AnaGasteyer

6 years

I will not put any effort into my summer vagina until every dude I know commits to working on his summer dingaling.

Teen Vogue

@TeenVogue

6 years

How to Get Your Best Summer Vagina Ever

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@AnaGasteyer

7 years

RT if you’re already a little bloated from the holidays and you haven’t even gone home yet.

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

This is like a tense outburst at Quaker Meeting. #VPDebate

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

Oh Thank God he’s finally melting

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

8 years

You guys my husband just asked if the cello payers were the other 19 pilots & my daughter is so pissed. #snl

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Ana Gasteyer

@AnaGasteyer

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If you are woman, were born from a woman, or know and love a woman, vote for their integrity tomorrow. #HRC #GoVote #VotePlz #ImWitHer

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@AnaGasteyer

4 years

!!!! ❤️🌲❤️🌲❤️💃🙏🏻🙌🏻

Dionne Warwick

@dionnewarwick

4 years

@AnaGasteyer @IanDHutchins Ana. You have a wonderful voice!

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

They should cancel the next debate on the basis of preventing another national stress-snacking crisis.

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@AnaGasteyer

10 years

I'm gonna lose my mind. #snl40 http://t.co/9odXXesPIz

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@AnaGasteyer

8 years

C'mon Senate, even the comediennes of America agree that Betsy DeVos is a lazy, phoned-in, cut-at-dress character.

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@AnaGasteyer

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Thanks @SJRaphael ❤️❤️❤️!!!

Sally Jessy Raphael

@SJRaphael

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Happy Birthday to the fabulous @AnaGasteyer ! 😘

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@AnaGasteyer

9 years

Funfact: #oldschool hair product is delivering those killer #GreaseLive hairdos familyplanning @GoGrease

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@AnaGasteyer

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Dear . @AppleMusic I’ve been very good this year. I wore a mask, voted early & shared my sourdough starter. My Christmas wish is for my tune 🎵 #SugarAndBooze to make it to your #holiday playlists so the lovely people can enjoy themselves a bit during these hard times 🍭🍸🌲🕎

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@AnaGasteyer

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Never the point, but what is Liz Warren’s skincare regime?

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