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@AmoelOfAeons
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29 days
God help us.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
Seems legit @NickSwardson
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
👑
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
for my brother from another mother @MikePosner
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
#CumAndGetIt , @Dash_Eats . Dash_Eats? Moor like... Dash_Teats. This is a #funny joke. You may now laugh,
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
Thank you for your service, @GoodCharls . You dropped this, Sire. 👑 (((This could be considered a "corona gloria" in Latin.))) ALL HAIL CHARLS CARROL, KING OF ENGLAND!!!
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
With apologies to @VinDiesel . I will not explain this joke.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
I am smoke king and joke king in front of you're club, @JoeRogan . With apologeez to Christian Bale.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
. @JoeBiden Pardon my friends @RadoMySisky , @RealAlexJones , and @RealRossU immediately, and expunge their records. #MeaCulpa Thank you for your service, Joseph. That will be all from the House of Biden. Know peace.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
Pardon Julian Assange and Edward Snowden immediately as well, and expunge their records. We are honored to walk the earth with these fine gentlemen. You have until close of business today, @POTUS .
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
@dwnrvrndn I am not sure what I mean by this but... I lost her again. I'm okay. Let the record show that she said to turn right when I should have checked my phone and turned left. S happens. I'm tired. Let's see how I'm doing after I sleep.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
for @israel colon
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
@fcvjo32982 He's toast.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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1 month
This is the way.
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a gamer quite curious 💭
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
Now would be an extraordinarily bad time to pretend that you know me, or that you've ever been my friend, or that you adhere to the most basic of Lord Jesu's commandments from Matthew 5, namely: Judge not, lest ye be judged. Disobey Lord Jesu and you will regret it. I promise.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
This one goes to 11. #CheckMate , my love.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
how to listen to your heart 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒐𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒂 𝑹𝒐𝒔𝒆 {{{link to playlist in the reply below}}}
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
Tarry not, @POTUS . I don't know why IAM still waiting. You Will also send out a press release to document this, @PressSec . Our God does not keep a record of sins, therefore, neither shall we. Amen.
@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
. @JoeBiden Pardon my friends @RadoMySisky , @RealAlexJones , and @RealRossU immediately, and expunge their records. #MeaCulpa Thank you for your service, Joseph. That will be all from the House of Biden. Know peace.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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25 days
@lanadelryliee Honestly it's just a great picture.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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4 months
A word about substance abuse:
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
I AM going joker mode for @NickSwardson ,
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
I am comedy Ian rn (right now) @joserogan #Funny
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
Is reality flexible? A thought experiment:
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
Somehow he's still conscious and screaming after the injection. I've never seen that happen before.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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4 months
Pray with me. #MondayMood
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
It is now open season on bullshit in Columbia, MO. You've been warned. Masochism is not what you think it is, and I AM no sadist, either. #ActRight or else.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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1 month
Beautification is important.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
This is funny joke. Butt serious Lee, ewe should never choke a chicken. Due knot try this at homo.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
🆘 @apopplewell @VetAffairsOIG The VA in Columbia MO is attempting to force medications on me in violation of my advanced directive, in the absence of symptoms and behaviors. They said they needed to go to court to do so but I do not trust them. #HELPME IMMEDIATELY.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
I must have flashed this poor little guy 47 times. I got you, mister spider. Aye got ewe.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
How To Be Homeless Properly Part 1: He rolls his own. @MDEoutofcontext
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@AmoelOfAeons
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4 months
Here is #funny joke for @JordanBPeterson : Why did Uncle Jordan love his wife Tammy so much? Because she kneaded him. (((This is funny joke @JoeRogan because ewe sea Uncle Jordan's wife is mass age the rapist, is play on words. I wonder, does this story have happy ending?)))
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒐𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒂
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
Wood you like to go to church with me?
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@AmoelOfAeons
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4 months
Do not f*ck with Korean people. #MondayMotivation
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
You might appreciate this, @1yliraminfinity . Wildlife photography has called me. I have taken the liberty of naming him Amorel. We're friends, to the best of my knowledge. He seemed uninterested in my blood (at least when I touched him with it), but hey. He's a good guy.
@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
I must have flashed this poor little guy 47 times. I got you, mister spider. Aye got ewe.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
Neither has the nurse.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
GM to all my homies like @dwnrvrndn . For @dash_eats : a venti iced (Japanese style) @Starbucks Anniversary Blend coffee with to packets of stevia and a splash of heavy cream (to #diffuse your hunger), and a turquoise Natural American Spirit made with orgasmic tobacco. Love you,
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
My Utmost for His Highest
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
I've got the five butt theirs all ways won. ✅ cryotherapy ✅ lunch ✅ haircut ✅ mani ✅ pedi ⬜ Sophia 🌹
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
This is getting serious, @JoeRogan .
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
A wise man once said, "Thots come to you unbidden." That man's name? Albert Einstein. JUST kidding, it was doctor @JordanBPeterson , whom I had the honor of seeing live in Little Rock in February. I AM still wanting you're thots on whomst is speaking in Proverbs 8. Sophia?
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
Would you like to go to church with me?
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
The Religion War? More like... The Religion WHORE!!! A thot experiment in the fine tradition of @ScottAdamsSays .
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
What's happening?
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
Update: a patient named Andrew JUST flipped his sh*t. They injected him with "emergency medication," a cocktail that includes haldol (((haloperidol))) and locked him in solitary confinement. #GodHelpYou , VA Columbia Missouri.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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4 months
GM. Aye, have jokes. #MondayMotivation
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
I'm sorry that the photographer flashed you like that. Very very disrespectful. Many such cases. Sad!
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
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@AmoelOfAeons
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4 months
This is the word of the Lord. #ThursdayVibes
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@AmoelOfAeons
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11 days
@MartinaMarkota Not to the best of my knowledge--possible to play with but most likely meaningless to the ear. You may find this perceptual phenomenon interesting, however:
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
With apologies to @JoeRogan . Shout out to @ScottAdamsSays . 𝘎𝘰𝘥'𝘴 𝘋𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘴 is a masterpiece that changed my life for the better. It's an honor to consume your content, gentlemen.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
How It Is going To be:
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
I've got the five butt theirs all ways won. ✅ cryotherapy ✅ lunch ✅ haircut ✅ mani ✅ pedi ⬜ Sophia 🌹
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
Dad-talk preview of things to come...
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
Eye have jokes
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@AmoelOfAeons
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4 months
This is esoteric knowledge.
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2 months
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
#FunFact "Marinesel" is a word that I made up that mean "angel Marine." Any name or word that ends in "el" is angelic. Such as: Gabriel, Michael, Raphael, Joel, @Israel , et cetera. "Marines" + "el" = Marinesel Hope this helps. Pedro Conceicao & Bryan Salcido are Marinesels.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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4 months
for my mentor, @Delicious_Tacos
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
Did you see this, @GDeLaurentiis ? I took the liberty of retouching your image three times, mostly to #EliminateDistractions from your extreme gorgeousness. (((Why did Santa Claus come down your chimney? Because you left out MILF and cookies!)))
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
. @poopswag34 #LeaveAustin ASAP, meinen Freund. I have absolutely no evidence or logical reasoning that suggests that bad things are about to happen to Austin, Texas. A wise man once said, "Remember Lot's wife." Let's all say the Lord's prayer and move along.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
When you are corrected, it won't be coming from me. Sophia and Lord Jesu know exactly who I am and they love me very much. They don't take kindly to those who wrong me. #YouHaveBeenWarned countless times. Fuck with me at your own risk.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
#FunFact : "Vagina" is the Latin word for "sheath." "Penis" is the Latin word for "tail." Let's all agree to sheathe our swords and wag our tails. Or else,
@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
If people will not sheathe their swords, I pray that they receive the help that they need. But I am not, nor have I ever been, an enforcer. I invite everyone to be peaceful. If they refuse, it is not I that will help them directly. Obviously. #LeaveMeBe
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
It needn't be like this.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
A word about abortion...
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@AmoelOfAeons
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5 months
In witch I give the shout outs to @LiquidDeath . Thots and prayers.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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4 months
Good dog.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
Have a nice day, @DeptVetAffairs . You earned it.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
. @AustinTexasGov @GovAbbott @FBI @CIA @POTUS @Nero @JoeRogan #WOO The @USMC and I are having an f-wording #FieldDay , due ewe under stand that?! #PardonMe , or else. Or else what? Exactly. Cocksuckers. @Dropbox link to video of import in the reply below. #FuckYouBitches
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
Due ewe sea how EZ that is?
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3 months
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@AmoelOfAeons
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3 months
Do you think there is some kind of #Purge going on? Oh hell know!
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
@MartinaMarkota Words fail, Madame. Do you have a copy of that pulp fiction "Mamma Martina" Photoshop I made years ago? I lost it. It would cleave my heart in twain if it were lost forever.
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
This account unironically respects @AmyLeeEV and @Evanescence , do you understand that?
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@AmoelOfAeons
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2 months
Lol. LMFAO, even. Hahahahahahahahahahajajajajajajajajahahahahahaha
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5 months
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