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13 x AAIA • Award-Winner • Business Mentor & Brainstormer • Authenticity Advocate • Deposits

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined September 2015
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Fly Me To You & Travel Schedule ~ 2024 Napier: 24-26/7 - FMTY ✈️ Wellington: 27/7 - FMTY ✈️ Nelson: 28/7 – FMTY ✈️ Auckland: 29/7-3/8 – Limited Availability Melbourne: 4-28/8 – FMTY Available ✨ Brisbane: 29-30/8 – FMTY ✈️ Brisbane: 31/8 – Fully Booked Brisbane: 1-2/9
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I don’t receive these messages often, but when I do - I do not reply and immediately block the number. I am not responsible for anyone’s extra-curricular activities or intimate affairs. I am running a commercial operation and it’s as simple as that. Do not involve me in your
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My mother at Bondi Beach in 1968. Well before marriage, kids and a lifelong relationship with mental illness. I was 14-years-old when she was first admitted as an involuntary patient at a psychiatric hospital. The scheduled admission life was a long one. She died this morning.
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2 years
I have no words. 🎻
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3 years
Guess what happened after I spoke with this diamond enquiry human yesterday? 💎
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3 years
7 years ago I was renting a Potts Point one bedroom apartment after leaving an abusive partner. I had no money & restored street furniture. Fast forward to today, after years of hard work & compromise, & I’m the proud owner of a new 2 bedroom apartment. A massive achievement.
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4 years
Keen as mustard.
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2 years
This pre-planned liaison was cancelled by me as trauma dumping and boundary crossing behaviour will not be tolerated. Neither will sending 45 unnecessary messages in a space of 7 days leading up to the date of our meeting. Providers aren’t here to provide mental health services.
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4 years
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Iddy Bitty Nipple Committee 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
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If you can’t make your scheduled, pre-booked appointment, either work with me on a possible reschedule, or graciously accept the deposit forfeiture based on the inconvenience to me. Please don’t be a gross human and concoct heart attack stories or tell me your family member may
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6 months
Love was definitely in the air on Valentine’s Day. Despite signing off here stating I was having an early night after a long day, I somehow had my arm twisted into entertaining a couple I had a lot of fun with recently. Needless to say I got the rest I desperately needed
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I’ve copped some flak over the years for my expectation on immediate (10 minute rule) payment of deposits, and I pushed through with zero care because I only want to conduct business with other like-minded professionals. I don’t have time to waste dealing with carrot danglers or
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Just a reminder, prospective spicy friends, that I’m not in the business of tolerating carrot dangling, ping pong, or ghosting SMS games. A booking enquiry and deposit should be finalised in less than 3-4 messages, at the very most. It’s that simple. 💰 I have been conducting
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@ask_aubry This is freakin’ awesome. 👏🏼
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4 months
Saturday night shenanigans. A duo and #FMTY sleepover in Sydney’s CBD. What more could a girl ask for? 🖤
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4 years
I’ve spent the last week smashing out some serious cardiovascular fitness to force myself out of hibernation. 🐻 It feels fucking good to be alive, and on the fitness bandwagon again. A break did me good, but it was time I made a bloody comeback. So here I am. 💪🏻 Amanda💋
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3 years
And just like that, Romeo got blocked. A modern day dumping. I am not joking when I say I don’t mess around, kids. Dangle your little carrots somewhere else. They’re not welcome in my garden. 🥕
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3 years
I find myself constantly pondering the question: "At what point should I return to Australia?” Decisions, decisions. #AmandaValentina 💋 #NewZealand
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2 years
Never mind Berocca, it’s my boobs that give you back your BB bounce. #Canberra #Fitness #Australia
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2 years
Cheeky lobby selfies while no-one is looking (except the CCTV). 📸 #Brisbane #Queensland #Australia
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1 month
What the birthday boy wants, the birthday boy gets. Long red nails, sheer black lingerie with matching stockings ensemble? Yes, sir. I felt honoured to spend a milestone birthday with this beautiful brained human whose cherry I popped back in 2016. We talked for 6 hours straight
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2 months
Knock knock. ✊🏼 Whose there? 🤔
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3 years
Approaching this message differently, to provoke thought. 🖤
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2 years
I’ve kept it professional all day, but just couldn’t help myself with this one. Yes, this was their opening line. 🤡
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Amanda Valentina💋™ 💉x 4
4 years
💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 Where you’ll find me if you fancy diving in the deep end. Floating devices provided for your safety. Amanda💋
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4 years
Curiously wondering if watermelons are in season at the moment? I’m craving some freshly squeezed, sweet juice. 🍉🍉 #Cheeky #Foodie #Watermelons
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I’m flying to Sydney to commence my 48-hour FMTY with a new professional friend today, and I am looking forward to not just spoiling this gentleman, but also enjoying all of our pre-planned dates together. - Sydney Harbour Bridge climb - Lunch date at Quay Restaurant - Dinner
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4 years
Is there any woman hotter than Bianca Beauchamp? She’s my woman crush Wednesday on a Monday. 🔥
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3 months
Let me introduce you to the leading lady of The Real Housewives of City Road, Southbank. She’s very posh and high-end with her fake gold chain and hoops, which she pairs perfectly with an exclusive *online only* $15 dress. 🤣 I had so much fun living in this apartment for 5
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4 years
Flashback to a smaller breasted 2016 me. My first #Amanda photoshoot. Never a dull moment shooting with the lens master man, @PhotoRArthur . I very much doubt this @TheMissAP bra would fit half a boob these days. It now resides in a sandwich bag. #Sydney #Photoshoot #Lingerie
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10 months
Attended a wedding in the Eastern Suburbs yesterday and spent 9 hours being present in conversation w/o business phones in hand. Enjoyed great food; shed a tear or 2 during speeches and formalities, and relished exchanges with wonderful humans. In bed by 10:30pm. Epic day. 🌺
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🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 Friends, Fockers & Followers: Welcome, Autumn. 🍁 A preview of my March 2021 enticements for your consideration and salivation. Hide & seek: 2 hours: $1000 Dinner & peep: 3 hours $1200 Amanda💋 📱: +61 (0)475 999 555 ✉️: hello @amandaworldwide .com
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Strange encounter. I was just exiting the gym with my bike when I heard a young women say ‘Amanda Valentina’. I turned around and said woman was speaking with a man, and they were discussing Twitter. At first I thought she was trying to get my attention, so I turned and said,
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3 years
Hands up if you consider this to be the most overrated anything in sexual pleasure history. ✋
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6 months
@ask_aubry This sort of slap on the wrist makes me wild. Legal system slackers.
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4 years
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 Who needs pepperoni when you can just eat my pineapple? 🍍 #HomeCooking #Pizza #EatMe 🍕
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4 years
Rumour has it that a headless woman on the internet with rather large assets is going to be travelling interstate next week. This adventure has been lovingly named the #Deposit Demanding Antics Tour. Y’all know the drill by now. Limited seats. #Sydney : 21-23/6 #Canberra : 24-26/6
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I’m not here to be the fun police, but if you’re a follower who continues to make crass comments on my posts and not so subtle references about your sexual preferences and proclivities - I’m blocking you. It’s boring, uninspiring and gross. I am not here to provide you with free
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What was to be a 1 week alcohol-free break has turned into a 38-day booze-free affair. I am not giving up the liquid sanity drop altogether; however it feels good living life without it at the moment. Your willpower is stronger than you think. #Health #Fitness #Willpower
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3 years
I ran a successful business for 3.5 years without a website until one was built for me in 2019. For privacy reasons I took it offline 3 months later. Yesterday I spent 19+ hours in front of my MacBook bringing it back to life. Check it out, friends. 👩🏻‍💻
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Feels good to emerge from a dark space and walk into a far brighter light at the near completion of 2020. I’ve upped my training schedule. I have purpose and direction for 2021. Life is pretty special at the moment, and I’m looking forward to new beginnings in 2021. Amanda💋
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🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌 Next Stop: #Amanda Land. Please alight the boobie bus safely. 🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌
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2 years
Just a not so gentle reminder that most providers (such as myself) don’t have assistants or booking managers. I am a one woman band, so unless your message is business related, please refrain from initiating irrelevant, chit-chat communication prior to booking date immediately.
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I found an engagement and wedding ring in an airport bathroom yesterday, which I handed over to @FlyAirNZ staff. I’ve just learnt that the woman, who was on her honeymoon, was so beside herself that when she picked up her rings, burst into tears and hugged the staff member. ❤️
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Back in black, and colourful as ever. 🖤 — Amanda Valentina💋
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2 years
“Sick and perverted always appeals to me.” ― Madonna
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The body clock told me it was time to bounce out of bed at 3:30am, so I’ve been washing, cleaning and organising myself for my 6-day #Hobart visit. But first, a one hour steep-incline power walk on the treadmill followed by a 20km bike ride before I depart. ✈️ Hobart: 23-29/4
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Friends of Melbourne: As promised yesterday, please see below my #FunTimes February booking incentives as follows. Melbourne: 3-15/2 Regular friend incentive: 1 hour (complimentary 30 minutes). 2 hours (complimentary 1 hour). Dinner date (complimentary 1.5 hours). Overnight
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3 years
Seldom do I have opportunity to cater to pre-booked outfit requests after I’ve departed my home base. Fortunately, though, I have a family friend in Sydney who happily let me borrow her bikini (collection) to cater to last night’s *magical* donger. #Bikini 👙 #Presto 🎩 #Sydney 🔥
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I think the idea is fantastic and contemplated doing the exact loyalty card thing about 6+ years ago. I’ve incentivised other offers over the years because it’s fun, business smart and generates new clients leads. You do you, lovely. Everyone loves an offer/incentive/promotion,
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Book five dinner dates, the sixth is free!
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January Jugs 2022 - AV Incentive. 2 hours: $1000 plus GST. Come master the art of the January Jugs dance with me in my #Melbourne CBD studio. You will love it! Limited spaces available and deposit imperative. Buy your tickets now. 🎫 📲: +61 (0)475 999 555 Amanda Valentina💋
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I’ve made it clear for many years now that #deposits are payable in 10 minutes. Don’t try to negotiate this process because you’ll just get yourself blocked. Imagine booking a flight & telling the airline you’ll pay the fare closer to the travel date.🙄
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Amanda’s Updated Travel Schedule: Canberra: 16-19/2 Hobart: 20-24/2 Melbourne: 25-26/2 Auckland: 27-28/2 (see notes below)✨ Melbourne: 29/2 Brisbane: 1/3 #FMTY Brisbane: 2-4/3 Melbourne: 5-15/3 ✈️ Townsville: 16-17/3 #FMTY Townsville: 18-20/3 Melbourne: 21-31/3 ✈️
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