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☣️ Literary Prostitute: Fantasy/Satire/Erotica/Romance ☣️ Verbal filter broken. Warranty expired. ☣️ 🇺🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦Слава Україні #NAFOCatsDivision

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4 months

Now that I've finished the full cover and the formatting for the paperback, this is going back up. ✳️If you’re looking for a fantasy that's shamelessly brazen, hilariously entertaining, and delightfully scandalous - Allow me to make a suggestion. 🔞 ➡️E-book available for free

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7 months

@orangepeel18 They should pick up a bible. That thing cover all the topics they seem to hate so much. 🤦‍♂️

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@ask_aubry Dude went from 'cringe' to 'restraining order' in a few texts.

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@NoLieWithBTC Can we keep the masks and get rid of these instead? 👇

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@ask_aubry For someone who claims not to care, he obviously cared enough to type that little gem out. If only he spent as much energy trying to be a decent human being.

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@BadMedicalTakes Translation: "The last woman I went down on laughed at me and had to finish herself off." Got it.

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@ask_aubry I stopped at 'sexual inflation'. Incel whining detected.

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@BadMedicalTakes This guy. 😆🤦‍♂️

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@ask_aubry This has to be parody. Please tell me it's parody. If I was to try this shit even once my ass would be out at the curb with the rest of the trash. 😵‍💫

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@ask_aubry I'd politely ask this guy not to breed but I really don't see that being an issue.

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@BadMedicalTakes "I'll take shit that never happened for $500, Alex."

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@DougWahl1 Perhaps that legislation will get some use if she ever runs out of toilet paper. Let's do these next. 👇

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@ask_aubry The rest of us can't wait either. I'll get the door. 🙄

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@RudyGiuliani I know my birthday parties aren't complete without being served indictment papers. 🥳

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@RussInBel Absolutely.

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@s8n

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@ask_aubry I'm pretty sure that if I picked up a late-night call from anyone, that phone would be ripped out of my hand and travel towards the wall at the speed of light. Not okay.

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@ask_aubry

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@BadMedicalTakes Someone needs to fess up. No way in hell this poster is allowed anywhere unattended.

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@BadMedicalTakes Having a bottle of Paxil in my pocket should be considered concealed carry.

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@BadMedicalTakes That is a lot of shit to unpack in a single sentence. 😆

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@s8n I leave mine on the coffee table for when uninvited guests arrive. My parents changed their names and disowned me decades ago.

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@BadMedicalTakes Nailed it. 🎯

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@BadMedicalTakes That is when responsible parents do shit like get their child their vaccinations and routine physical exams. You know, to keep them well. 10/10 Don't regret taking my son to every well-baby visit.

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@BadMedicalTakes This is why we were taught as kids to not eat the paste.

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@nafoviking Looks like someone left him in the microwave too long.

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@Msmariablack This man needs to stay at least ten feet from any vagina. Although, I'm certain after this comment, he won't have any problem with that.

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@DougWahl1 If I believed he had any intention of working together to come to a middle ground, I'm fine crossing party lines. But this man has no honor and will not keep his end of the bargain. No.

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@ask_aubry

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@BadMedicalTakes Larry confirms what we already knew about Larry. 🤏

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@Markfry809 I'm pretty sure that's the face of syphilis.

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@ask_aubry Hopefully that's the reason he is her Ex-husband. That is deception on an absolutely unforgiveable level.

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@BadMedicalTakes If this is saying what I think it's saying, holy shit. Some dude sitting in a basement somewhere waiting for random pics of people's junk. Hard pass.

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@BadMedicalTakes Tell me you're terrified of a woman with sexual experience, without actually telling me. 🤨 Nailed it. 🎯

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@TheJohnFeal9117 🤘 Respect! Your posts never fail to give me a chuckle when I find them randomly peppered around the doom posting and BS of this platform. Have a great weekend man!

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@BadMedicalTakes You know, I expected some guy's picture by that absolute shitshow of a comment. But here I am, at 9AM, wondering where the fuck we went wrong as a society.

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@fuzzymittens Agree. Married @ 6 weeks into the relationship. Married for 25 years this year. Sometimes you know. 💍

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@nafoviking As an American, I have lost a lot of faith myself. I watch as my Congress is in shambles and essentially run by a con man who is run by Putin. Sad thing is, this has been in the works for decades - but the racism and hatred here is still strong. It's embarrassing. There are still

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@BadMedicalTakes Yes, let's worry about the stress of the guy. I'm sure pregnancy is an absolute riot for the woman stuck being pregnant. 🤦‍♂️🤡 Guys, if it's so stressful - here's a thought. Don't have a kid.

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I know I shitpost a lot, but this isn't a shitpost. I see a disturbing trend of people buying puppies and kittens just to abandon them when they grow up. Or get sick. Adopt. And even then, a pet is for life. I lost my furbaby at 18 to CKD and we fought until the very end.

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#TwitterX Please don't get a #dog as a #ChristmasGift if you have no intention on doing what's required to properly care & give it a loving #home They don't deserve to be mistreated or abused for any reason, when they could've ended up in a better home #dogs #pets #christmas

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@DougWahl1 No. They should be forced to resign. That is not what their constituents voted for.

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@PopoolaAyomiku2 It must have slipped. 🔥

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@BadMedicalTakes At this point I wish this shit was treated as 'criminal negligence' and applied accordingly.

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@MedvedevRussiaE I was thinking of you and got you this. xoxo

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@fuzzymittens I believe in free speech. I also believe that if it causes someone harm - that is a line that shouldn't be crossed. Too many people believe in whatever these large accounts and influencers peddle to them. While some have 'good' but misguided intentions, others flat out don't GAF

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@Democracy1stE I don't think everyone understands how that money is used. We don't just open our wallet and let them fish out what they want. I cannot stress enough that letting Ukraine fall is NOT GOOD for us. OUR R congress hosting Orbán is all anyone should need to see.

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@mk_indy There was a clearance sale in the children's clothing department.

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@CalltoActivism 😬

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@BadMedicalTakes ⚠️🚩 Lady if you're depressed after getting off perhaps it is time to consider a different partner. Or look inwards.

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@ask_aubry The timeline cleanse I didn't know I needed. ❤️ ✌️

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Nothing feels as good as waking up and reading about DeSantis getting kicked right in the campaign a little harder. DeSantis' worst enemy is DeSantis.

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@LinosVersion

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@TheJohnFeal9117 You are the person we should all aspire to be. You laugh hard and love even harder. Beautiful tribute. You honor her legacy in everything that you do. ❤️

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@SenMullin 279 APPREHENDED. I know that's an awfully big word for you to comprehend, but that means he's doing a good job. 🖕

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@BadMedicalTakes "Google. Show me where Eliot Muir got his PhD in Psychology from." Google:

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@Dumfukdetector @hazelnut6 I don't get the issue with the masks. I wore mine without any complaints. Funny how they have absolutely NO problem wearing them when they want to march or, idk, take part in an insurrection. It's just noise.

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@BadMedicalTakes In his own words, he shouldn't be addressing a problem that he doesn't understand. This dude is the reason women don't leave their drinks unattended. 🤡🤨

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@antifaoperative The hypocrisy spewed out by these 'men and women of god' is laughable. Shoulda gotten way more than a year on this one though.

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@BadMedicalTakes "I'vE DoNe My ReSeArch" Wanna bet Alex Jones and Fox news are on this person's browser favorites?

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 😆🤣🤘

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@AKBrews This dude obviously never worked in any food service industry. You don't piss of people who handle your food. 🤦‍♂️

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@BadMedicalTakes Another proud Trump University graduate is unleashed upon the internet.

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@Democracy1stE If MTG is mad, then we're definitely on the right path. Keep it going, I enjoy knowing that Medvedev is having a nervous breakdown.

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@Democracy1stE That is quite the tantrum today! His frustration is palpable, and it is glorious.

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@pinkfloydlarson 🍿 I have the popcorn.

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@BadMedicalTakes The @ tag told me all I needed to know.

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@em_templin1 Married way out of my league. Eternally thankful for my partner's low standards. 😆✌️

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@BadMedicalTakes OH. FK. NO.

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@DougWahl1 Yes. The laws need to be updated to reflect changes in technology.

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@s8n

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @laurenboebert You hate this country? Don't let the door hit ya on the way out.

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@nafoviking

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@Markfry809 I lost it at the tambourine. 🤣 I know I always pack my tambourine when I go out. 😬

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@ask_aubry Perfection.

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@HuntersHog What could possibly go wrong investing in a stock attached to a notorious and well-documented business failure and con-man? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣

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@RoseyRoseamund @SpeakerJohnson @HouseGOP Because it is what they have always done. They can't rage farm properly if they have no ammunition. Their base doesn't actually fact check.

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@RonFilipkowski Any day Jim Jordan is big mad is a fantastic day for me. Perhaps he shouldn't have ignored his own subpoena. If I was Hunter, no way I'd agree to anything behind closed doors with those wastes of taxpayer's money.

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@DougWahl1 Doubtful. Also, doubtful he sees jail time. If I had behaved in the same way, I would be UNDER the jail by now. He keeps pissing and moaning about a 2-tiered justice system, but I don't think he realizes that he's right - but it's been working in HIS favor.

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@BadMedicalTakes I, too, got my doctorate from an online site for only 29.95 + S/H. 🤦‍♂️ I believe Barn Burner was in that class...

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@thetrueshelby Depends on which eye you're asking. 😆

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@BadMedicalTakes Cool story bro. The caps lock sold it to me. 🙄

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@Democracy1stE @laurenboebert She is confusing their interest to hear her speak with their interest to take her to the theater.

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@fossilizedsaps I'll decipher this: My wife refuses to let me stick it to her anymore and I'm insecure. Got it.

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@AKBrews /dusts off my library card. AFK - for books and stuff.

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I can keep doing this every day for years… Who's with me ? I would like every single one of you to post a photo of President Zelenskyy and hashtag it #ZelenskyyWarHero

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I can keep doing this every day for years… Who's with me ? I would like every single one of you to post a photo of President Zelenskyy and hashtag it #ZelenskyyWarHero

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✳️If you’re looking for a fantasy that's shamelessly brazen, hilariously entertaining, and just a tad scandalous, then look no further. 🔞 ▶️Website (21+ because I'm not moderating kids) If you want your art on my website, reply in comments with a link to

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@nafoviking This sounds like me when I'm stuck behind the Sunday driving crowd in a no passing zone.

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@AKBrews This is a perfect example of "Just because we can, doesn't mean that we should". 🤨

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@BadMedicalTakes Vasectomies CAN be reversed but it is not a guarantee. Before getting one done, be prepared to not want more children. The loss of feeling shit is.... well, it's shit. Sterilization is the damn point.

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@TammysBlueVoice

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@Onemoretime2212 @RepJamesComer @Jim_Jordan Manipulating Malicious Micropenis

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@AKBrews Sold on Amazon, how convenient! May need a few for the house, can't be too safe. 😆 (I'm pretty sure I blacked out the bad stuff)

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@Democracy1stE It's simultaneously disgusting and hilarious that the wealthy are usually the first ones in line for their free handouts.

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@MedvedevRussiaE

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@ask_aubry I have a sneaking suspicion that they coined the term because it was less embarrassing than the truth of every sane woman dumping their ass. Still gross AF.

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@AKBrews I can't wait to tell my spouse that I need thousands of dollars in tools cause I'm too damn lazy to pick up an orange. Shout out to the other guys who will be sleeping on the sofa tonight!

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@DemocrattJoe The faces at minimum are AI generated.

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@ask_aubry 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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