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@AlxCbrnx

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Alex | 25 | Scientist 🧑‍🔬 Another insipid attention seeker x

Cambridge, England
Joined April 2023
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4 months
My ego gets inflated so easily like yes my d*ck is huuuge thank you for noticing 🫡
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1 year
Felt cute x
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4 months
Avril was so so good, core memory unlocked fr
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8 months
I see pikachu I buy pikachu
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4 months
@henryyidk Ok hole x
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6 months
Kinda served today 🥰
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4 months
Internet died so I cleaned the entire house and if that didn't make me realise how addicted I am to it then idk what will
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10 months
Christmas was cute this year x @AdamLane04
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3 months
My ass is peachy today, gym paying off 😮‍💨
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4 months
Being a scientist is so weird like wdym I have to wait 6 months for my blended rat tails to arrive
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2 months
Starting cycling was legit the best thing uve ever done its such a vibey way to get around
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6 months
Living in the middle of nowhere has its perks sometimes x
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4 months
I don't think I've ever blocked anyone on this app, wonder what they'd have to do lol
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10 months
Shook it like a polaroid picture (excessively)
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10 days
Thinking of the sun to get me through the fact that its dark every day after work now </3
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3 months
Me to all the twinks that follow me:
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5 months
Got a personal trainer booked cant wait to be a twunk 😌
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3 months
All these people with no scientific background commenting on chromosomes are probably lacking a few themselves 💀
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5 months
This bruise omfg
@FearedBuck
FearBuck
5 months
Gordon Ramsey shows his injury after getting in a life threatening bike accident 🙏🏾
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3 months
People wonder why the president doesn't step aside but he's just Biden his time
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3 months
Just ran my 2nd run this month training for my 5k and omg im so sweaty im dripping 😳
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5 months
Need
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Just learned about the existence of DRACULA PARROTS
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4 months
I proper get the scaries before going to the gym even tho I legit enjoy it when im there and its rly annoying
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5 months
First gym workout in 7 years done, so ready to not be a stick insect
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10 months
This sounds disgusting somewhere tell me where this is so I can avoid it
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paolo
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something about jockstrap night doesn’t sit right with my spirit why is my hole out at this bar
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10 months
I liked one femboy pic and now my feed is full of them 💀
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3 months
What Biden did is unpresidented
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3 months
@adamslanez I'm a lucky boy x
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24 days
Just spent 30 mins rescuing a tiny snail that somehow ended up in my room (?) and ngl theyre surprisingly cute
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4 months
The Trump thing is clearly a PR stunt like you think someone who just got shot would be stood fist pumping the air for a photo op 💀
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4 months
@underweartwinky Good boy i've trained you well x
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3 months
@underweartwinky (Very) gaping hole
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5 months
Signed up for a 5k with work and I already regret it 💀
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4 months
@MM112170 You're not entitled to see anything 💀
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4 months
What about 28 😳
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10 months
Man has the charisma of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on
@tamcohen
Tamara Cohen
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Exclusive footage of Rishi Sunak challenged this morning by a former health worker on the state of the NHS, - captured by an off duty @skynews camera operator
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6 months
Hades still one of the best games of all time im obsessed
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3 months
Crazy how much worse my brain is at reading papers now than when I was at uni like how have I got this bad at focusing 💀
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10 months
Only in the UK could the King's prostate size be breaking news 💀
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9 months
She said what everyones thinking really
@PoliticoForYou
Politics For You
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Nicola Sturgeon urged to apologise after leaked WhatsApp messages describing Matt Hancock as “Weaker than a nuns piss,” Liz Truss as “About as much use as a marzipan dildo,” and referring to Suella Braverman as “Shitler.”
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4 months
People walking around with crossbows is some Runescape shit, gonna have chavs saying they can trim our armor soon enough 💀
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@henryyidk Or what x
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10 months
@Kyorashiii I guess twitter just knows me too well 🤕
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10 months
@Khaisquaredtest Good for education tho I guess, alot of people dont know what a prostate is 😭
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3 months
@adamslanez Send me cute cat memes*
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1 year
Seeing my bf for a week v excited x
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7 months
Tf did charlie puth do
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10 months
I cant believe we had to pay 43 british pounds for an uber last night 🤕
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1 year
@AdamLane04 Slay uwu
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2 months
Eras tour lived up to the hype what an absolute slay
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9 months
@adamslanez He has excellent taste x
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1 year
Literally what does this mean lol what a bunch of incoherent buzzwords
@Conservatives
Conservatives
1 year
NEW: Conservatives are safeguarding scientific research from the denial of biology and the steady creep of political correctness. @michelledonelan announces plans to depoliticise science at #CPC23
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@AdamLane04 Hot bby x
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10 months
My stepdad raced a pig once (and lost) and it was more entertaining than any car race
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no context memes
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7 months
Obsessed w her lately
@MrsSOsbourne
Sharon Osbourne
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@AmandaHolden I am responding to your interview with the @DailyMailUK News of 12 April. I respect the fact that you feel the need to defend your good friend and employer, Simon Cowell, who is also your husband’s employer, or so I’ve read. However, a couple of your statements
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10 months
@flyin_casual This made 9 year old me so mad, like girl how you in love with a cow for 4 turns in a row 😭😭
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3 months
Lunch break made me feel like a roast chicken, bring back winter tbh
@BBCBreaking
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Today has been the UK's hottest day of the year so far, with 34.8C reached in Cambridge, Met Office says
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@danjh2010 Thats a report
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6 months
Successfully got people to sing welcome to the black parade w me at karaoke twice in 2 weeks im living my best emo life
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@Ryhaaaam @adamslanez when we play hades
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8 months
Im fully invested in this Kate conspiracy but ngl it's seeming more and more like something bad has happened to her every day she doesn't respond 💀
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10 months
@Kyorashiii There are worse problems to have
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1 year
Ok ngl I didnt actually know this and now I feel dumb 😂
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
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@adamslanez My robe 🥺
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@AdamLan27590707 Cant believe game did this x
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@LoyndJake Omg I know it's so catchy, what a slay
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@Stumluc @adamslanez Gotta keep him thinking of me x
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@adamslanez What noise do otters make x
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@finnwright16_ Honestly dont even watch it but I watched all her clips 😭
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@Stumluc Ill see u there x
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@adamslanez Very required x
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2 years
This time for sure 🫠
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1 year
Would make a banging greggs ngl
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8 months
What did they expect her to sing the Macarena or 😭
@SkyNews
Sky News
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Sophie Ellis-Bextor has paid tribute to the victims of the 2015 Paris terrorist attacks, before singing Murder On The Dancefloor at the Bataclan concert hall where 90 people were killed. 🔗 Read more
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@callumjpr Its probs bc i live in cambridge so its a cute country ride full of sheep, if I had to cycle through london im sure id think differently 😭
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@adamslanez Frinos 🥺
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@adamslanez Of course x
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@AdamLane04 Hence the 'we' x
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Jesmond coded
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8 months
Man they really blew it huh
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