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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

Shohei Ohtani’s Agent: “We’re looking for 13 years, $475M.” Alex Anthopoulos:

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

6 years

A few ground rules for Super Bowl LIII visitors: - We never refer to it as “Hotlanta.” - We do not pronounce the second t in Atlanta. - It will always be Coke over Pepsi. - We already know the traffic sucks. - Tip your Waffle House servers well.

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3 years

*Brantley steps on Max’s ankle* Max:

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4 years

“Dear Lord, we offer up to Thee.” #MixItUp #ForTheA #Postseason

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3 years

Dear @Braves ,

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3 years

Matt Olson homers off Craig Kimbrel then Kenley Jansen strikes out Freddie Freeman

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3 years

Ohhhhhhh, I see it now.

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3 years

How How it it started ended

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

When Target sells out of Live Laugh Love signs

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@AlwaysOverPar

4 years

Retweet if your favorite MLB team scored 29 runs tonight. #ForTheA

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@AlwaysOverPar

4 years

Delta flight leaving LaGuardia Sunday night reports being struck by a baseball hit by Austin Riley.

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3 years

Max Fried: “Step on my leg and I’ll step on your necks.”

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1 year

Freddie left - “Sucks but we’ll be fine.” Dansby left - “Won’t really miss him.” Wash left - “I may never recover from this.”

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

It could be 10-0 and us Braves fans would still be sweating it.

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3 years

N E V E R F O R G E T A L E X A N T H O P O U L O S G O T E D D I E R O S A R I O F O R P A B L O S A N D O V A L

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Jeff

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2 years

The Braves just released their 2023 caps

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@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

Manfred: "No Braves primetime games." Mother Nature: Hold my cumulonimbus clouds."

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@AlwaysOverPar

5 years

When the Braves win on Wednesday, I hope Ronald Acuña Jr. throws his bat so far that it goes all the way back to St. Louis, hitting the Arch, knocking it over and crushing Yadier Molina’s car.

MLB GIFS

@MLBGIFs

5 years

YEET.

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

🏆

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

If you hate the Mets 👇 👇 👇

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

“Don’t sleep on the Dodgers!” Me:

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

Waiting on Freddie Freeman news

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

If Tyler Matzek had been hit in the leg, he would’ve simply used his other two.

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

This is one badass man. #BattleATL

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

Atlanta Brave Kenley Jansen facing Los Angeles Dodger Freddie Freeman is not something I expected to see this year.

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

6 months

“Hi, Sharks. Today I’m seeking $4B to buy the Atlanta Falcons franchise and flip them to a competent owner.”

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

5 years

I see they’re still stealing signs.

theScore

@theScore

5 years

Anti Astros signs already being confiscated at their first spring training game. 👀 (🎥: @kristieAP )

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

🔥

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3 years

If AA still signs Freddie after trading for Olson, this app will spontaneously combust.

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

Freddie Freeman is going to sign wherever Chelsea Freeman tells him to.

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4 years

Manfred in 2021: - No DH - Runner on 2nd in extra innings - Don’t have to touch home plate to be safe

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

Jorge Soler’s agent during negotiations: *slides picture across table to GM*

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

1 year

**Tomorrow, during a meeting at work** Boss: “Are you even paying attention.” Me: “No, not really.” Boss: “Why, what’s on your mind?” Me:

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

It’s been 4 minutes, let me open Twitter again and search for Freddie Freeman updates.

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@AlwaysOverPar

4 years

Snitker already released tomorrow’s lineup

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@AlwaysOverPar

1 year

Braves fans this morning

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@AlwaysOverPar

1 year

Braves fans sat through years like 2016. We deserve every second of what we have now.

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

I think deep down we really knew this was the moment Freddie wasn’t coming back.

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@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

Ozuna isn't a good DH or DD.

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6 years

Can’t stop the chop. #ChopOn

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2 years

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@alfiewmrr

2 years

What’s the biggest “I’m him” performance ever?

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3 years

Ron Washington the next time Olson tries rounding 3rd

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@AlwaysOverPar

1 year

#ForTheA

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

It’s going to be a long week. 🥱😴

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

I can't stop thinking about that shutdown inning from Tyler Matzek against the Dodgers.

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3 years

Things Freddie Freeman didn’t say for $400, please.

cordarrelle patterson

@ceeflashpee84

3 years

F the money!!! Atl was were I wanted to be at the end of the day!!!

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Jeff

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3 years

Anyone know what time the Dodgers play today?

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

The last thing the Houston Astros saw 🥊

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

Just so we're clear, the @Braves absolutely won this #WorldSeries . The Astros did not let it slip away.

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

4 years

I hope Nick Markakis celebrates retirement by having a drink... ...and making it a double.

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

“Hoping for a “I’m going to good outing make them quit and a win.” baseball.”

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

I loved watching John Smoltz pitch a baseball game. I hate listening to John Smoltz call a baseball game.

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

Getting prepared for: 3:01pm BASEBALL IS BACK! 😍 3:02pm FREDDIE FREEMAN STRESS! 😱

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

4 years

I’m not an MLB manager, but if I was, my Braves starting rotation would look something like this: 1.) Max Fried 2.) Max Fried 3.) Max Fried 4.) Max Fried 5.) Charlie Culberson

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

Freddie Freeman’s press conference with the Dodgers: 🤢🤮 Matt Ryan’s press conference with the Colts: 🥺😭

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

⚔️

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

4 years

Alec Bohm impression

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@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

🙌🛑

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

1 year

Me, if Ron Washington leaves Atlanta

Jason Bristol

@JBristolKHOU

1 year

Popular Atlanta Braves third base coach Ron Washington is interested in Houston Astros' open manager position, @_JeremyBooth and I have learned. Washington, 71, is beloved by Braves players. As a manager, twice guided Rangers to World Series (2010 & 2011). @KHOU (1/2)

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2 years

Alex Anthopoulos watching Matt Olson

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

4 years

A-Rod, will you just shut up, man?

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

This could also be the 7th inning of a June 3rd Marlins game.

Bob Nightengale

@BNightengale

2 years

The last hour of peace and quiet at loanDepot Park before Japan and USA take the field for batting practice before tonight’s WBC championship

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

5 years

Padres executives say an unidentified person helped sway them away from hiring Ron Washington as their manager.

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

The Braves have never lost a World Series game in Truist Park.

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6 years

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| The @braves have a 4.5 game lead in the N.L. East. #ChopOn |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

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2 years

The Braves & Mets regarding the NL East

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5 years

Phillies fans: “Don’t sleep on us in 2019.” Braves:

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2 years

“Better not sleep on the Mets this year!” Me:

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3 years

Can't wait to see those gold-trimmed Braves jerseys.

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3 years

Matt Olson is the greatest first baseman in Braves history.

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4 years

How opposing team’s announcers describe Acuña.

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@AlwaysOverPar

4 years

Dear @ESPN , Ozuna's "selfie" WAS the reaction to Bauer's chopping yesterday. - #BravesCountry

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3 years

Hopefully Matt Olson will take an Uber so he can get… …home safely.

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

Still sore from kicking the Dodgers ass

Atlanta Braves

@Braves

3 years

OF Eddie Rosario has been scratched from today’s lineup as a precaution with a sore foot. Today’s new lineup: Arcia – DH Olson – 1B Riley – 3B Ozuna – LF Albies – 2B Dickerson – RF Duvall – CF Swanson – SS Piña – C Muller – LHP

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

Retweet if your team’s SP hit a grandy tonight

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

If the Falcons had to die for the Braves & Dawgs to hoist trophies, so be it.

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

The Braves current depth chart at SS: 1. Orlando Arcia 2. Ehire Adrianza 3. Ron Washington

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@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

The Phillies made a last minute trade with the Braves. Atlanta acquired runs. Sources say the Phillies will receive an L in return.

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

When Freddie Freeman signs with another team

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Jeff

@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

The A on the Braves hat stands for anxiety

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@AlwaysOverPar

4 years

Ozzie, Dansby, Ozuna & Riley all hitting dingers tonight. #ForTheA

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3 years

Anthopoulos told Freddie's agent to F around and find out.

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@AlwaysOverPar

4 years

Miami Marlins

@Marlins

4 years

10 out of 10 chiropractors do *NOT* recommend sleeping on the Marlins.

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2 years

Weekdays Weekends

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2 years

If Acuña hits a bomb in his first ab back, Truist Park may collapse.

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@AlwaysOverPar

5 years

Trade proposal: Atlanta Braves get: Noah Syndergaard Jacob deGrom Zack Wheeler Marcus Stroman New York Mets get: Half of a ham sandwich A Target gift card One of those hats you put beer in Ender Inciarte A Bud Light beach towel

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@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

Mets strike zone vs Braves strike zone

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@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

Michael Harris II & Vaughn Grissom were 16 years old the last time the Braves didn’t win the division

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2 years

Braves place Will Smith on the 10 day IL with hurt feelings.

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@AlwaysOverPar

1 year

“Sir, Larry has opened a 2nd bottle of Crown.”

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

Strike zone for the Dodgers vs Strike zone for the Braves

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

I guarantee you this was meant for us.

Leslie Mines

@LeslieMinesIII

3 years

Everybody: Will Smith is a waste of $40M and should NOT be the closer for the Atlanta Braves World Series Champion, Will Smith:

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3 years

My favorite Christmas song is “Silent Night.”

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@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

This would be much more dreadful if the Braves hadn’t won the World Series last year.

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2 years

Alex Anthopoulos in his suite

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@AlwaysOverPar

3 years

Sources tell me negotiations are at a standstill because MLB now wants to use an actual plate.

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@AlwaysOverPar

2 years

Snit: "How you feeling today, Darren?" O'Day: "Feeling great, Skipper!" Snit: "Thought I saw you limping a bit." O'Day: "Nope, walking just fine." Snit: ... O'Day: ... Snit: ... O'Day: *nods & collapses in floor* Braves:

Atlanta Braves

@Braves

2 years

The #Braves today reinstated RHP Kenley Jansen from the injured list and placed RHP Darren O’Day on the 15-day injured list, retroactive to July 12, with a strained left calf muscle.

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4 years

Freddie Freeman has been MVP every year that Marcell Ozuna has hit behind him.

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