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@AltynMP5

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alt for @g3altyn • Minor (16) • nsfw, creeps, etc DNI • GMT-5/4 (EST) • pfp by @RedUmbyGarnet . Banner art by @StupidGayShark • I really like the H&K G3

Black Mesa, NM
Joined March 2024
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@AltynMP5
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What the actual fuck
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
Bro, what 💀 Nahh, eww
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@AltynMP5
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4 months
I am so fucking done with this shit.
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Now, I’m not Asian so I may be out of my league here. But isn’t this just racism?
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
@realCwims0n Is that milk or paint?
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@AltynMP5
Altyn (Main locked)
2 months
Since when was this a feature? No, thanks. Bug off, YouTube.
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
?????
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Ver 1: List subject to error and/or change.
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Remade this exclusively so I can put Westy in a low tier- I mean, who wants on the list? :)
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Honestly. I’ll fucking take it
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
How the fuck do some people genuinely just... Ask for art? Like unprompted. I get so stressed out that I hardly even enter raffles, let alone just flat-out ask.
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
Thanks, Google. Really fucking helpful
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2 months
What in the actual hell am I being recommended?
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Him too? Wtf
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
*ahem* *AHEM*
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Shoutout to the kid I interacted with on Roblox today who came up to me, said; “Ew, a furry” paused for 7 seconds and said “I kinda like it...”
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
Bruv wot?
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@AltynMP5
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4 months
Fuckkkkkk not againnn
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Lost my wallet.
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@AltynMP5
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5 months
Bisexuals scare me. Why the fuck are you guys so proactively desperate?
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@AltynMP5
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5 months
For your Waspdog exterminating needs
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@AltynMP5
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5 months
I reinstalled Photoshop today, if you couldn’t tell
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Remade this exclusively so I can put Westy in a low tier- I mean, who wants on the list? :)
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@westphallie
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oomfies fight tier list
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
So much for getting a glass cup
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
They are speaking Fr*nch on this bus. Help me.
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
I’m fucking sorry. A WHAT?! BY WHO?!
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‘Skibidi Toilet’ film is in the works from director Michael Bay Via Variety
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@AltynMP5
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I can’t with fatfurs. Istg
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Don’t make fun of him, he lost his best friend :(
@MeidasTouch
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Donald Trump’s social media feed is getting sadder by the minute.
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@AltynMP5
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5 months
For all your Beecat exterminating needs.
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
What?...
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
Morning, Bade
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@AltynMP5
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Chat, what do we think of his opinion on Light Mode?
@skyeisntgay
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@AltynMP5 no not ew it looks good
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Child labour time 🔥
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@AltynMP5
Altyn (Main locked)
2 months
Used the UK flag emoji once and now Apple won’t stop recommending it to me. Gtfo out my phone ffs
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@AltynMP5
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4 months
Poor fucking Australians having to ruin their sleep schedules just to interact with people from every other primarily English-speaking country >~>
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@AltynMP5
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4 months
Why is cussing so fun? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck
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@AltynMP5
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6 months
I just experienced someone uh. ERPing or having sex or something (I left as soon as I heard the clapping) via Roblox voice chat...
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@AltynMP5
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5 months
Fuck these guys, genuinely.
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2 months
Fym “user report”?! These were from like a month ago, and were perfectly fine in context.
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
The store... It’s playing Christmas music...
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2 months
Child labour time 🔥
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
I don’t usually much care for Southerners. But I want this man.
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
I really hope what I’m eating rn isn’t actually Poutine. Because y’all really hyped it up, and this is shite.
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Canonically, Altyn wears clothes, I’ve just never bothered to mention it.
@skyeisntgay
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sonas should not have clothes just let them walk around with their fur
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
I wish all queer people a speedy recovery.
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Chat. You’ll never believe what just happened. Thank you @ENJAY64 for pointing me to this. This template seems to work for the appeal bot.
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step 5: important part as well!!! you SHOULD reply to the email that twitter has sent you. please copy/paste this template: I, (your twitter @), state that I've read & understood Twitter's copyright policy. I will not violate it in the future in any form. reply this !!
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
I genuinely can not figure out how to get a human support member.
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@AltynMP5
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4 months
Chat, I'll soon be free
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
See, now I actually WANT that outfit. And now I’m sad because I can’t.
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@AltynMP5
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5 months
The police sniper is not going to fire into a crowd of people. Are you crazy?? Like, I hate to be THAT guy, but like. This reads like absolute fear-mongering. Snipers are commonplace at many events and mass gatherings in the US. They’re a deterrent for shooters, bombers, etc.
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@AltynMP5
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I do not particularly find buff people attractive.
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
Morn
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
It was funny at first, now it’s just annoying. Why was this enabled by default?
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Since when was this a feature? No, thanks. Bug off, YouTube.
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@AltynMP5
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I should G3 post more
@skyeisntgay
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when oomf is so obsessed with something it takes over their entire personality
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
What a pretty skyline
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@AltynMP5
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2 months
Check out this plant I found at a bus stop yesterday.
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3 months
Chat, do I go jump into the ocean?
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2 months
@softboyvio You should have seen it coming.
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•-• I’m sorry- what?...
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
Fym “0%”?
@PostingOften
Jewelz ☁️ | Personality
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Your birth month is how annoying you are. What is it?
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@AltynMP5
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Main is back, go follow that if you haven’t already.
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@AltynMP5
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4 months
"I'm going to do things right and organise my storage this time-" ... Fuck
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
I enjoy insulting pansexuals as much as the next guy, but seriously, the “Oh, so you fuck kitchenware?” type bit has gotten really stale.
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
One fear I have is finding out I’m following someone who was exposed for something really bad like way back. Bcus I have some moots who do just block on-sight, and it stresses me out sometimes.
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@AltynMP5
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It’s weird, bcus the app still claims I’m sussed when I try to open the account. But 1• I got an email saying I was reinstated. 2• I can trigger the locked popup. So the app is just broken ig :P Good to know
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I haven't built in FOREVER, but after arguing with @BadeTheProtogen and @notsokewldog about Cherry being a shit wood type, I figured it'd be fun challengeto build with it as a primary theme.challenge to
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@AltynMP5
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Bruv. Chill.
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What fucking grade is this meant to be?
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3 months
Shopping :3
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@AltynMP5
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Me frfr
@weirddalle
no context memes
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@AltynMP5
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Amazon gives out FREE twink kits. Apparently
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
I need tea.
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@AltynMP5
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4 months
I just got an ai AI-generated ad on YouTube of a totally not fake Donald Trump asking for donations to a totally not scam totally real campaign. Like. What??
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@AltynMP5
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A 🧵
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@AltynMP5
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I’m really glad the fandom has shifted to realising that just because you put animal genitalia on a humanoid body, it doesn’t make it any less abhorrent.
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@AltynMP5
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Was watching smth on my phone and I was like “This isn’t what I remember this being like, wtf?” It was upside down. That’s why.
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@AltynMP5
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Finally got around to using a real (non-electric) razor. Did good on the face, but it was a disposable so I only managed to get *most* of *one* leg before it was dull.
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Furries be commenting “Aww it’s so cute” under some art like they ain’t just there for the thighs.
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2 months
You ever respond “ow” before you actually get hurt? So sometimes you say “ow” and you don’t even hit anything?
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2 months
Wha?
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@AltynMP5
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3 months
I am tired. I am thirsty. And there is little to no signal out here. Please save me.
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2 months
Responded in less than an hour. No shit they even looked at what happened. Genuinely fml
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Today will be a boring day.
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Someone is dying today
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@SlyTheSillyFox
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Made a lil mistake on the last post so im reposting it @AltynMP5 femboy altyn
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Survivor's guilt.
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I stopped breathing air as soon as I saw it was affiliated with pedos.
@Phillips24Josh
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@jake_theviking I stopped using pronouns as soon as I saw it was affiliated with pedos
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@AltynMP5
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What is it that makes the American populous so afraid of the word “cunt”?
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L take oomf
@skyeisntgay
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oh my lord noodles are disgusting
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@AltynMP5
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I’m not a ‘car person’, but I just don’t see how anyone would find supercars appealing to look at whatsoever.
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It’s still late-ish, mind you. But chat. I think, for the first time in modern History. I, Altyn, will willingly go to sleep at an almost reasonable time.
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Legality does not equate to morality.
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They’re overreacting, ngl
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Crossing my fingers. Ffs
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Like, I’m sorry for all the posts about it. But I’m genuinely fucking losing it
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What idiot came up with MM/DD/YY? It makes no sense chronologically and you have to make it sound weird for it to make sense grammatically.
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What tf is a “Pressure” and why is some angler snake-looking thing from it all over my tl?
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