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October's Patreon Rewards are these critters from creature feature (and one horror) movie posters!

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ALK Alters

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7 months

“You’re living on borrowed time.” Today's alter is Obeka, Splitter of Seconds, from art by Ryan Pancoast!

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4 months

you can all play with your full art Urza's Sagas I'm over here playing with my full text Urza's Saga.

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1 year

I would like to congratulate everyone at Wizards for their successful PR campaign regarding "The One Ring" and meta-contextualizing how greed for collectables can transform people into pitiful wretches grasping for a sliver of the addictive power offered to them by a great evil.

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4 years

DISNEY EXEC #1 : Our live action remakes have been performing well and Maleficent has proven there's an audience for rehabilitating a female villain! DISNEY EXEC #2 : Great, so which villain are we going to do next? DISNEY EXEC #1 : The dog murderer.

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2 years

"But the Ring was lost. Its booster fell into the Great Fulfillment Center, Amazon, and vanished. And there in the dark corners amid the Lost Inventory, the Ring passed out of knowledge and legend."

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5 months

ugh dies to removal

「Kurohitsuki」✈️ MagicConVegas

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5 months

Debate me bro. #MTGACR

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8 months

“Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.” Today's alters are from 60s and 70s Dune cover and interior art!

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1 year

Paramount blasted ads for this show for like a month and now they're literally just going to unmake it who the fuck is making decisions anymore. Why should I like anything on a streamer if there is going to be a threat of permanently disappearing it.

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‘Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies’ has been canceled at Paramount+ and will reportedly be removed from the streaming service in the coming days.

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3 years

smh at zoomers worried about Tim Allen erasure when TRUE Lightyearheads are all worried about Patrick Warburton erasure

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3 months

Ya'll I am SO SCARED. There is a MONSTER on the back of today's alter! Whatever you do, DO NOT read through each chapter. YOU READ A CHAPTER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!? DO NOT FLIP THIS ALTER OVER! THERE IS A MONSTER ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!

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4 years

Today's archive post is these 10 companions (remember those?) in a '93/'94 style!

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4 years

Honestly I don't care what people say I think all the Mystical Archive art looks great.

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3 months

guys you designed a card as an homage to him

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4 years

BEHOLD! YOUR GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY! WHAT FRUIT HAVE THEY WROUGHT? Art is a mixture of concept, official, and fan art, and mixes comics and MCU influences.

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6 months

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@AltersAlk

2 years

Manifesting this for myself.

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5 months

"I hear the Drums of Liberation. How long it's been... Joy Boy has returned!" Today's alter is Approach of the Second Sun, from art from "One Piece" chapter 1044, written and drawn by Eiichiro Oda!

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2 years

Excited for more no-text creatures! What do you want to see? Here's my choice:

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5 years

Defiant Couple, composite art from "Chandra, Pyromaster" and "Nissa, Worldwaker" by Chris Rahn. #gruulfriends ❤️💚

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9 months

commander players

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1 year

"Let's go somewhere private," he says quietly, and with the logic of dreams we are suddenly on an open beach with sand as soft and white as flour. Today's alter is Time Stop, art from Magic #22 by Miguel Mercado, flavor text from "Ravnica: One and the Same" by Alison Lührs.

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11 months

RIP Andre Braugher

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3 months

@BudgetCommander Any card that says "target" people don't seem to realize that it can target my opponents and not me.

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2 years

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2 years

Ok #mtg twitter. Hear us out; Should we make this a thing? 🤍💙♥️💚 #MagicTheGathering

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10 months

Meet me at the Taco Bell~ Meet me at the Pizza Hut~ Meet me at the KFC~ Meet me at today's alter, the combination Taco Bell // Pizza Hut // KFC!

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2 years

Manifesting this for myself.

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1 year

This is really bad in my custom format where everyone starts with 2000 life.

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@AltersAlk

2 years

Why are we getting a multiverse legend of the same card in the same frame from 3 sets ago?

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4 years

Tomorr- I mean yesterday's alter will have been Obeka, Brute Chronologist, with art by Jesper Ejsing! What cool cards have you already combo'd her with after Commander Legends releases on Friday?

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2 years

Lukka has been compleated, fully turned to the glory of Phyrexia. Elesh Norn: *internally* "Dear Yawgmoth this guy fucking sucks, what a real loser we got on our hands."

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4 months

Kristen

@NarukamiKnight

4 months

Yoooo Love Your Game Store Ste promo looks so nice

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1 year

"I never thought I'd be able to do any of this stuff. But I can. Anyone can wear the mask. You could wear the mask." Today's alters are a set based off of Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse!

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4 months

We get it. We like the Gitrog Monster. You know we like the Gitrog Monster. We don't need to imagine what the Gitrog Monster would look like if it was reprinted again. Turns out it would look like... the Gitrog Monster.

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3 years

Oh boy I'm so glad Magic is recognizing the game I used to play with all my friends when I was young. ....what's D&D?

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9 months

"This is SimCopter 1, reporting heavy traffic!" Today's alters are themed from SimCity 2000!

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@AltersAlk

5 years

Giveaway is a little late today but I hope this makes up for it... One lucky winner gets a shot at the THB gods in constellation again... And the Theros gods, aw, heck, why not the entire pantheon? And is that Morophon lurking in the corner? Just follow to enter!

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2 years

so uh, Teysa had a "source" who could "predict Phyrexian movements", huh? If there was only someone who knew Teysa and came up during the Ravnican invasion and has stuck to the shadows so far...

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3 years

These vampires are getting ready for the Voldaren/Markov nuptials by dressing really fancy. Nandor is going to get some glitter and sprinkle it on his face and on his body. Like Twilight.

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3 years

"Avacyn lives on in the hearts and minds of Innistrad’s people." Today's alter is Avacyn, Angel of Hope, using the stained glass Avacyn art from the Shadows Over Innistrad trailer.

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2 years

My advice on gambling remains: don't gamble, but if you do, be good at it.

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@AltersAlk

3 years

Today's alters are these energy cards- um, I mean basic lands- wow, this is confusing, what is this Theros Beyond Death? Anyways, these are based on the original Base Set energy cards by Keiji Kinebuchi!

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4 years

Beware the Apex Devastator! 5 Heads of Horror! In theaters today! Extended art from art by Svetlin Velinov.

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4 years

Today's alters are Kiora, the Crashing Wave, and Thassa, God of the Sea, with art from "Kiora Bests the Sea God" by Victor Adame Minguez!

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4 years

Today's alter is Emry, Lurker of the Loch, with art from "The Giver" by Emry's artist Livia Prima, which was made to test her traditional art skills. I think it's a home run!

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5 years

How about a giveaway in these trying times? Early on in my career I tried doing custom From the Vaults. This one is Rogues! It features some of the notable Rogues from Magic's history. Just follow for a chance to win, all followers are automatically entered!

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11 months

Feels like a real flavor fail to not also have OG Borborygmos in the set, to replicate classic gameplay.

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3 months

Secret Lair: Just make it so horny they forget we put both anguished unmaking and mortify in there

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2 months

With Duskmourn fast approaching, gotta do these horror posts: Today's archive post is ENTOMB, from poster art for THE EVIL DEAD ENTOMB has gotten rave reviews: “...if you want more ways to get creatures into your graveyard early on, consider... Entomb.” -"Sacrilege" precon

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3 years

My wife gets a lot of romance novels in the mail these days, but this one was really striking! It looks like a great read!

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2 years

"Mistress Norn, we have a report back on Lukka." "Did he compleat Ikoria?" "......." "...did he die in a way befitting the glory of Phyrexia?" ".............." "Well at least a giant cat didn't dismantle him like a cheap toy, right?" "......................"

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@AltersAlk

2 years

Lukka has been compleated, fully turned to the glory of Phyrexia. Elesh Norn: *internally* "Dear Yawgmoth this guy fucking sucks, what a real loser we got on our hands."

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1 year

Happy Friday the 13th! Today's alter is Living Death, from the manga "Destroy All of Humanity, It Can't Be Regenerated", by Katsura Ise (writer) and Takuma Yokota (illustrator).

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2 years

Happy Spooky Season! We've got Entomb today from poster art for "Evil Dead", featuring Ellen Sandweiss and Bruice Campbell!

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5 years

Been doing a lot of cool things recently in secret but this one at least I have to share: Alesha, Who Smiles at Death, art from Mardu Runemark, by Viktor Titov, flavor text from "The Truth of Names" by James Wyatt.

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3 years

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Please don't break my face just 'cause you can,

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2 years

"In The Name of the Moon, I'll Punish You!" Today's alters are the 5 inner senshi of Sailor Moon, featuring art from the amazing pieces by series creator Naoko Takeuchi for the covers of the Eternal Edition manga!

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1 year

Okay, just gonna click this fishy link and cast an instant.... ...oh no... Today's alter is this Windows XP-styled Flusterstorm, from art by Erica Yang!

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11 months

jinkies

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8 months

I've been doing secret cards that just show up as bonuses for a while now. Since today's BR update made it relevant, let's say today's alter is this old-framed full-art Ponder, with art by Angus McBride!

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5 months

guys a REAL FRAME exists for old-bordered colored artifacts. it looks GOOD and ISN'T CONFUSING. STOP DOING THIS:

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@AltersAlk

3 years

Playing Magic in high school in 2004: "omg you're playing Magic what losers" Playing Magic at a brewery in 2021: "omg you're playing Magic? what format? can I play? that looks so cool!"

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4 years

“Watch out.” Liliana called “Angels incoming.” “Those are mine.” Elspeth responded. Liliana awkwardly touched her tiara. “Sorry. I have a history with angels.” The knight drove her spear into an incoming attacker. “Who *don’t* you have a history with?”

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2 years

Everyone: *complaining about gandalf's colors and power level* Me: *glaring at the set symbol* GET THAT TRIANGLE OUT OF THERE

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4 years

Look people complain about Chulane but did you know that Wizards actually printed it as a special promo in 1994? (They didn't, this is an alter with awesome RKF art.)

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2 years

"At first Tocasia thought of Urza and Mishra as two parts of a single entity. Yet the desert brought out different parts of their personalities." Today's alters are Urza, Powerstone Prodigy and Mishra, Excavation Prodigy, from diptych art by Donato Giancola!

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2 years

As she thrust her sword through the final Phyexian monstrosity, Thalia's thoughts could turn again, blessedly, to planning her Nephalia Beach House. Today's alter is Thalia, Guardian of Thraben, from art by Johannes Voss!

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4 years

A giveaway: please visit the linked form to enter for a chance to win one of five sets of these Praetors (and Atraxa!) in full art. Entry requirement is a donation of $5 or more to one of the listed charities or other similar cause:

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7 months

"I'm bored with now." Today's archive post is Obeka, Brute Chronologist, from art by Jesper Ejsing! This Obeka was one of my most popular alters, so I knew the new Obeka had to be a step up, thanks for all of your positive responses!

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7 months

“You’re living on borrowed time.” Today's alter is Obeka, Splitter of Seconds, from art by Ryan Pancoast!

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1 year

If you're last minute decorating for a Halloween Party, don't forget to get your creepy paper! Today's archive post is the cast of What We Do In the Shadows, from promotional photography for the show by Matthias Clamer!

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@AltersAlk

1 year

ALK's HALLOWEEN SAFETY TIPS 'N TRICKS: Always trick-or-treat on a well-lit street. Check your candy for razor blades and poison If ANYONE turns into a werewolf, run fast or trip a friend! You too can avoid being a Victim of Night, from Innistrad promo art by Alix Branwyn!

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4 years

My mood for the last few days: Damnation, with art from Akira (1988), dir. Katsuhiro Otomo

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4 years

Speaking of old borders, today's alter is Wheel of Fortune with art by pop/surrealist painter Heather Watts!

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3 years

So we've established you all like Pokemon, what about Digimon? Today's alter is Seraphimon as Avacyn, Angel of Hope, with art from the Bandai "Battle Spirits" TCG!

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8 months

Since the cat is out of the bag, The Case of Boddy's Body was designed to have multiple endings just like the movie! The case itself mirrors the film in that six people have to die before the murders are solved, and then you get one of each of the film's possible endings!

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3 months

@MaxMakesMagic I got you.

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3 years

The Commander player's urge to build more Commander decks

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4 years

"HEY IT'S ME THE TARMAGOOF OOH IS THAT AN INVOCATION COUNTERSPELL IN YOUR GRAVEYARD THAT'S HECKING SWEET"

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4 years

@PKinter13 @HobbesQ "OH BOY I JUST LOVE CARDS IN GRAVEYARDS"

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2 years

had to

Paige, On The Grind

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2 years

You wouldn't download a creature. #MTG #MTGJ22

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1 year

Is this saga Innistradians depicting a revisionist history? Liliana killed Griselbrand, not Avacyn.

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2 years

New Braids is just Old Braids with an extra line of text "This card can't be banned in Commander", cards always supercede the rules, the RC falls to their knees wailing, Mark Rosewater stares down laughing, finally he has won.

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3 years

Hey I found this old Magic book, do you think I can still claim this Black Lotus offer?

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2 years

"I am both terrified and reassured to know that there are still wonders in the universe – that we have not yet explained everything." Today's alter is Wastes, from photography by the James Webb Space Telescope.

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1 year

Not the president we needed, but the president we deserved.

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7 months

Loot has BDE (Big Digimon Energy)

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4 years

It's Friday, and we're all missing WandaVision, so when I saw this awesome art of Scarlet Witch by Peach Momoko and wanted to make a Universes Beyond-style alter, I realized that there had to be a little bit more that went into this one.

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2 years

"We'll search for the Immortal Sun as long as it takes! Or until snack time!" Today's alter is Vraska, Relic Seeker, from adorable art by @kilnfiendpotter !

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3 years

Today's alter is Ajani Vengeant, with art from the "Magic the Gathering: Chandra" comic by Harvey Tolibao!

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3 years

Today's alters are these Kamigawa panoramic basics, with flavor text from Kamigawa block cards!

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3 months

Big mistake not calling it Mystery 2ster

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2 years

So many good card names to choose from...

Michelle Rapp 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

@kilnfiendpotter

2 years

I know this is probably never going to happen, but I NEED a Romance cover inspired SL. "Macabre Waltz" "Bond of Passion" Heck, reprint "Sol Ring" and make it a proposal

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3 years

"In a distant corner of the multiverse, lies Kamigawa, a world that waged a brutal war against its own gods...."

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2 years

“Rather than be hunted in the shadows, I choose to face the real enemy. I am not afraid of monsters I can see.” Today's alter is the Wandering Emperor, from Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty promo art by Dominik Mayer!

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5 years

Here's the first part of @pluch1016 and my collaboration! It's Archangel Avacyn! She's got her Moonsilver Spear at the ready to dole out some justice!

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3 years

Today's alter is Professor Onyx, from art by Awanqi for a variant cover of Magic: the Hidden Planeswalker #1 !

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3 years

The Kamigawa worldbuilding panel is live right now! We've got a huge release slate for 2022, what are your most excited for?

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3 years

Today's alter is Lightning Bolt, from one of the first recorded photographs of a lightning strike by William Nicholson Jennings!

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3 years

Oh you wanted to complete the set of 5 Vehicles to summon Mechtitan, huh? Well have Dermotaxi, Cultivator's Caravan, Untethered Express, and Smuggler's Copter, with matching MMPR art by Goni Montes!

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3 years

No archives post today because we have an emergency preview-related alter! It's Mechtitan Core and the Mechtitan token, with MMPR art by Goni Montes!

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2 years

I was playing with this guy at commander night and he kept missing his land drops and was so frustrated... I asked him how many lands were in his deck, you wouldn't believe, there were NO LANDS in his deck! He didn't even know what a land was! Also he was a dog.

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5 years

And because we passed 3,000 followers, let's add two more sets to make it 3 total pantheon sets to give away!

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@AltersAlk

5 years

Giveaway is a little late today but I hope this makes up for it... One lucky winner gets a shot at the THB gods in constellation again... And the Theros gods, aw, heck, why not the entire pantheon? And is that Morophon lurking in the corner? Just follow to enter!

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1 year

weird misprint on the fallout token but don't worry i got you

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5 years

This week's follower giveaway is these old-frame, black background ABU staple effects. As always, please follow to enter, all followers are automatically entered!

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