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@AlsyDaBass

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Seriously not serious. Gooner. Bass player. and occasional drummer. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช. DMโ€™s ignored unless they are from friends

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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
3 years
The sad state of the BBC when a headline about Boris eating cake in a cabinet meeting takes higher precedence than a potential war. Dear God, what has journalism become. #DefundTheBBC
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
7 months
Lee Anderson: MP suspended from Tory party over criticism of London mayor . Hmm. Kind of proves his point doesnโ€™t it?
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
11 months
I have awoken to discover I am a far right hooligan. Whoโ€™d have thunk it?
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
1 year
I usually watch Eurovision for the crack. But Iโ€™ll give it a miss this year due to over politicisation and that little harridan who is happy to take the fame singing for the UK brings, but then says she despises the UK. Itโ€™s all wrong this year. Rant over. Thoughts?
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Just met my new neighbour who is moving in today. One of the first things he said was โ€˜ I have no internet for a week so can you let me use your Wi-Fi password until I get it please?โ€™ - what do you think?
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Alsy Dabass.
11 months
Ah! I get it now! All the Brexity politicians removed. Remainer politicians now in charge. We rejoin EU. All โ€˜illegalโ€™ immigrants suddenly become legal and can all come over with free movement and no fear of being deported. Got it. That right?
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
My solution for the insulate Britain โ€˜warriorsโ€™ and their ilk: carry duct tape (gaffer tape) and when you find the road blocked, pick them up and use said duct tape to stick them to the nearest lamp post. It is non violent. Team work helps.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
5 months
So I bought my glasses just two years ago for ยฃ659.00 (two sets). Today I ask if they can put my prescription in the existing frames. Yes, they say, for ยฃ705.00. Same frames, new lenses. F**k me.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Good morning Tweeps ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
1 year
@thatginamiller @SophyRidgeSky @Channel4News Why canโ€™t people just switch over if they donโ€™t like the content?? Jesus, itโ€™s like the whole bloody world is desperate to be a victim!
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Whatever time I go to bed, I wake up at 6 and canโ€™t get back to sleep. Anyone else suffer like this?
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@AndyPlumb4 Best answer so far. ๐Ÿ™
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
So heโ€™s finally passed today after 16 years of mayhem. My heart is broken and I am so going to miss him ๐Ÿ’”
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
1 year
@MikeJofLondon Nope. Heโ€™s currently destroying our capital and introducing penalties on the poorest that are totally unnecessary, so he is trying to get a bit of sympathy . Itโ€™s pathetic. Ask a veteran what PTSD really is. Itโ€™s not hurty feelings.
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
What a complete and utter waste of time and money this ridiculous Partygate hearing is. They have already made up their minds havenโ€™t they ?
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Apparently 14,000 attendees at COP27. I do hope they are all walkingโ€ฆโ€ฆ
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Brill!
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Juanita Broaddrick
2 years
Iโ€™m posting โ€ฆโ€ฆ.and going underground. ๐Ÿคฃ
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2 years
@delboy993 I thought so too. Heโ€™ll be asking to borrow the wife next week at this rate! We only just met.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
11 months
Dear @RishiSunak you just lost me. Thatโ€™s it, the final straw.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
9 months
My boy today. Heโ€™s just been diagnosed with a heart problem . On tablets from today, which he really didnโ€™t like takingโ€ฆ.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
4 years
@mrhuwmorgan @BBCNews 128 mph actually.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
This never ages does it?
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@TalkTV Louise has got serious issues. She needs mental health counselling and her parents need their arses kicking.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@lyncey_gilbe Because they have senses of priorities, of pride and have all actually been much worse off in the past than anyone is today.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
11 months
Iโ€™m a happily married man and Iโ€™m old. Crushes come and crushes go but I think Iโ€™ve been in love with Debbie Harry since 1976 ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
New borders dug and almost it just has to growโ€ฆ.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 months
I think x has done something to my account. Itโ€™s not working properly. Canโ€™t follow or do much. Let me know if you can see this! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ Please.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Thereโ€™s a thought ?
@UnityNewsNet
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2 years
So Lineker's son has said his dad is such a great guy has he took in two hand-picked and fully vetted 'refugees'. Why has he never have taken in homeless British people?
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Alsy Dabass.
11 months
@sarcitwat And very very brave
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Alsy Dabass.
3 years
Life can be tricky.
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@LeeAndersonMP_ I hope 2023 is just brilliant for you sir. Please donโ€™t change.
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Morning all. Fred waiting for me to do his breakfast this morning. Itโ€™s a hard life!
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@BeeDee6 I got a free one from BT until they could do my installation
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Alsy Dabass.
11 months
So Iโ€™m down the local all on my own chuckling at my twitter feed and people are looking at me like Iโ€™m a weirdo.?(I am). Am I sad?
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@AngelaRayner You really donโ€™t get it,do you. This is not, and will never be, vote attracting comment.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Off to London now to get a tooth fixed. Washed, shaved, dressed and stab vest onโ€ฆโ€ฆ.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Iโ€™m not seeing tweets from the people I usually see. Anyone else have the same problem?
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Morning Tweeps. A sad day today as it is the funeral of a best friend who was my best man and a fellow musician too. I shall miss him dearly. Back tomorrow, so have a lovely day and remember time and tide wait for no man.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@geordiegixxer A lot of effort that ! ( for someone I donโ€™t even know).
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
3 years
Bloody hell! The BBC have just admitted on live telly that covid infections are falling! #shockhorror !
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Alsy Dabass.
4 years
@theJeremyVine @DanHillHistory @JamesJimCarver Did he cut you up in Park Lane in 2020?
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Well this has never happened before. 5.50 am, dog wakes me up. I get up, get dressed and ready for walkies. 6.10 he goes back to bed! Iโ€™m up and dressed now! Flippin heck. Anyway, good morning all ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Good morning all. Start of a brand new day and all thatโ€ฆ. Have a goodโ€™un while I go out and try to find my fussy hound something he actually want to eat!
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Alsy Dabass.
11 months
Chin chin
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@julesc198 Itโ€™s not mean, itโ€™s sensible. I wouldnโ€™t either.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
7 months
I think the Tories have just lost a million votes in one afternoon. I think they are the most self destructive party in the history of politics.
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Alsy Dabass.
11 months
@jessphillips Please stop stirring hate.
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Rishi Sunak is as weak as gnats piss. Discuss.
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
@kathrynhall_ Absolutely agree. He is slowly ruining London. I worked in London for over 40 years and itโ€™s the worst itโ€™s ever been for division and nastiness. He could do so much more for the City.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
1 year
@Peston Do you remember when the UK was a proud nation that fostered democracy and free speech? Itโ€™s getting like 1930โ€™s Germany now. We donโ€™t really want that do we?
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Merry Christmas everyone. I wish you a peaceful Christmas and a happy, prosperous and above all, a healthy New Year. And be ever thankful for what we have.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Iโ€™m just not seeing anyone any more on here so I think Iโ€™ll Jack it in. It has been great fun, until recently, anyway. Bye all.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
10 months
Life ainโ€™t so bad is it? Night all.
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Alsy Dabass.
4 years
@LDN_Culture @MayorofLondon @Jackguinness @toyinagbetu @rizwanahmed @StudioGil @Gilliantalking @keithlmagee @_JasvirSingh @BrixtonProject @SandyNairne An inappropriate action at an inappropriate cost at an inappropriate time. I cannot believe Iโ€™m reading this. Why not pay this group to stop kids killing each other first? That would be funds better spent .
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@AlsyDaBass
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2 years
@MikeClarkeSnr Didnโ€™t fare well against his brother though did he? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Anyway, the dog won so we had to go out in it. Difficult to say no to him.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Thought for the dayโ€ฆ.
@HoodWink795
Mike Innes
2 years
Couldn't have put it any better!
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
@AndrewF27693292 He has a heart??????
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
This is my late father, who would be 108 today. Ironically, he served in a peacekeeping force in Palestine in the late 1930โ€™s, before being shipped off to Burma to fight in WW2. God bless you dad.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Morning all, another incontinent night for my ageing boy. Heโ€™s 16 tomorrow and going downhill now. Bless him.
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Morning all. Not seeing anybody at all today . Must be after what I said yesterday! I donโ€™t get it. Anyways , May I bid you all a good day anyway.even Andrew isnโ€™t bothered this morning!
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 months
@HumanBollard Why donโ€™t they shoot all the pensioners rather than killing them off slowly? Iโ€™m sure they want to . P.s. I am a pensioner too.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Good morning all. The old back has gone again so itโ€™s a โ€˜take it easyโ€™few days from me. I hate getting old! Have a lovely day ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Iโ€™m sitting here watching our once glorious country self-destruct.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
11 months
@tractorgirly Looks like the most anti-Christmas ad Iโ€™ve ever seen.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
The wifeโ€™s home then.
@elbow112
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That's different....
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2 years
@Cherrysue9 First one that came to mind ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Alsy Dabass.
8 months
Can we all help Ginger Snips get her friends back?..
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@TalkTV @RebelsAnimal @rebelsanimalLDN As long as people - especially security people- stand by and watch, this will get worse and worse and will end in tears. Or worse.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Quite pleased with me garden thus year ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Rehearsing for next weekโ€ฆโ€ฆ what do ya think?
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Present for the grandkids from Southend. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
4 years
@cjcheesecake My sofa this morning
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
@omid9 Doesnโ€™t matter what the banks think about him. Their job is only to look after his money, offer him finance and not leak his personal information to the general public. Might be that your bank cancels you next, for race-baiting and general shit-stirring.
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Good morning all. Itโ€™s the wedding anniversary today I wonโ€™t be around much as I will be devoting my time to the Dear Girl. Have a lovely day and see you later. ๐Ÿ˜€ p,s. I even remembered the date and the flowers!
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@Baronbigbucks Thatโ€™s actually true!
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@RenegadeUk101 Good point
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Alsy Dabass.
10 months
Good morning all, yesterday was all a bit rushed. Today, I will be mostly sitting in a dentists chair have my tooth filed for a crown, just bloody super. Have a good one and donโ€™t be like me. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Good morning all, canโ€™t stay long today as Iโ€™m getting the wife back tomorrow so I have lots of chores to be getting on with! Have a lovely day ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Night all. Iโ€™m currently in A&E and it looks like being a long nightโ€ฆ. Sweet dreams and till tomorrow then.
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Alsy Dabass.
10 months
Well my dog missed me!
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Separated at birth?
@queen_vickz
QueenVick
2 years
Letโ€™s play spot the difference ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Good morning all, feeling much better this morning, though still full of cold. Onwards and upwards though, letโ€™s do it to them before they do it to us. And itโ€™s time for walkies too! Have a good one.
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1 year
@TweetEco @Rob_Kimbell But it says 6.00 pm local time. Where did you get GMT from?
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2 years
Get the Police to investigate Sir Keir Starmer for lock down party - Sign the Petition! via @UKChange . Who would like to see a bit of balance here then?
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Well itโ€™s beginning to look a lot like Christmas ๐ŸŽ„!
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2 years
@BBCLookNorth Do you remember back in the day when we could look to the BBC for factual ,truthful and impartial reporting?
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Good morning all. Well due to the great response I got it seems everybody is having the same problem on here as me so I will persevere for a bit.
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@AlsyDaBass
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11 months
Good morning all, off out now๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ happy halloween!
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@Conservatives @RishiSunak I voted conservative since 1977. And today I stopped. Under Rishi you are a lost cause.
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@AlsyDaBass
Alsy Dabass.
2 years
Good morning all, especially my mates who Twatter wonโ€™t allow me to see any more! Have a good one ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
Thereโ€™s a lot of nastiness on here this evening. Iโ€™d suggest everyone take a pause and have a drink. Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m going to do, so laters. If you feel the need to be rude and nasty to total strangers, you need professional help. Or just to grow up a bit.
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@kathrynhall_ Abso-bloody-lutely. Good morning. I am feeling incredibly patriotic this weekend . We want the right reports. Itโ€™s about Her Majesty. No one else. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.
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Alsy Dabass.
2 years
@MailOnline Oh give it a bloody rest!
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@AndyCoo27880788 @Leighw310 Just looked at the Currys website ยฃ199 for a lenovo laptop. ยฃ1,000,000 could buy over 5000 laptops. Perhaps even cheaper with a bulk buying negotiation. They raised ยฃ37,000,000 in 2020 - that's almost 186,000 laptops.
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I applied to renew my passport last Thursday and the new one has just popped onto the mat. Is this a record?? I blame Brexit.
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Right Iโ€™m off now. Sleep well, sweet dreams and till tomorrow then ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
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Alsy Dabass.
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Cheers all ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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Alsy Dabass.
1 year
If youโ€™re not letting me on that balcony Iโ€™m going home then! Prince Harry to skip King Charles' coronation concert to 'rush home to Meghan and their children' - LBC
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