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Alo 🛸

@Aloncella

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Julio you hot little slut

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Alo 🛸

@Aloncella

2 years

@BundyFoxx @CarelessAB They really not even trying anymore

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@Aloncella

2 years

@Dylanstromo @kayboett This one ^ the last words of the play were “I miss you” as the curtains closed. This was my assumption too

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@Aloncella

2 years

@CharvaunShana @howiedowum @Merry_Rissa @TheConsciousRN_ @rayray_the_god Just cause they need extra educational/vocational help doesn’t mean they don’t come into this school aiming to graduate and go to college as well…They just need some help that this school is apparently not willing to offer…

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8 months

@takeyourzoloft She went shopping with THEE Grande Dame and still couldn’t figure it out

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@Aloncella

2 years

@BundyFoxx @CarelessAB Right like they PURPOSELY need to be assholes. Cause if a shorty says hey boo, what does it cost you to say something thoughtful back? Lmfao zero cents.

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@Aloncella

1 year

@CeOEbb @inluvw_c @kre___ I was like Scotty with my calculator out fr 😂😂

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@Aloncella

9 months

@KiDCuDi The discourse over this set list is so wild to me it’s like no one’s been watching/listening all these years. SB2H, WZRD, Satellite Flight, PPDS are important ass albums we enjoyed and appreciated but didn’t get to experience. He’s bringing them out now. It’s that simple.

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@Aloncella

10 months

@dailybravomail LOL you know it’s bad when Mary of all ppl is telling her to get it together 😭

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@Aloncella

2 years

@TruthfulZz @PaulMzilankatha @elyiaguilar @vvaalb She’s clearly just trying to be the next Chrisean and the internet eatin the whole thing up as usual

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@Aloncella

9 months

Sky Might Fall playin in the dispensary … Happy Friday @KiDCuDi 🚀✨

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@Aloncella

4 years

@u_n_loved @me57198144 @HoursUngodly @Madam_Drew @_Kdub21 @Mr1738 @DuhTabria @_countinstars_ They dead still be playing Call Me Maybe to this day and you think retail stores won’t bump this? Lmao

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@Aloncella

2 years

@niccoyat After seein a couple posts like this on IG I’m so over all of them cause why are we editing/faking results

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@Aloncella

2 years

@Davjac123 @ladyterpsichore @YeyesShamrock @dforty @x_e_r_d_n_a_777 @ArtisticEye1 @lncprkns @AaronJohnsonWha @Jacstar26 @_RobertSchultz This whole fucking thread 😭

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@Aloncella

5 years

LMFAO my mom watching me throw up after I said I was just going out to eat

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@Davinci_beau

5 years

“Your moms when you walk in drunk Saturday morning after you done told her that you don’t drink no more”

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@Aloncella

2 years

@babyface3_shae @boobbeard @aaliyahmeeseeks @taylerjanae I’m sure you’re beautiful without it. Open up to your therapist about these insecurities they may provide some better guidance than what social media has conditioned you to believe.

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@Aloncella

2 years

I will not rest till I own a @Sethrogen original

peachjars²

@idiotpeach

2 years

i got a bedside ash tray for my night time joints. heheheheeh

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@Aloncella

2 years

@babyface3_shae @boobbeard @aaliyahmeeseeks @taylerjanae At 18 tho? If you start implementing healthier habits now you’ll look and most importantly FEEL great in your 20’s as you start to come into your grown woman body. Give your natural body a chance, I’m sure it’ll do anything you set your mind to.

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@Aloncella

10 months

@KiDCuDi Tmm I’m reliving when I saw you there in 2016

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@Aloncella

2 years

@space_jamm1 @mizajah I used to self analyze and figure out what was wrong with me or what was triggering me all the time and then I started to wonder the same thing. How do I fix it? That’s where therapy comes in.

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@Aloncella

2 years

As an adult you learn that it’s always fuckin something

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@Aloncella

10 months

Sorry but if Nicki ever said my name in a song I wouldn’t let it go either

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@YSLONIKA

10 months

she’s never letting that song go I’m crying

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@Aloncella

1 year

@Mahatmadestiny @queend236 This is such a cynical and narrow minded response lol if your “oh well” coping mechanisms work for you then by all means, but any therapist will tell you a breakup is basically grieving a loss and can be extremely painful. Acting like it doesn’t hurt can be very unhealthy.

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@Aloncella

8 months

@KiDCuDi I hope they understand that I really understand that …

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@Aloncella

8 months

@MrMentionItAll Ugh they just don’t make em like Greg no more

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@Aloncella

7 years

When you're fuckin with one guy everyone else really just seem lame lmao

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@Aloncella

7 years

Tired of getting played tbh if you not trynna love me just go away

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@Aloncella

3 years

Managed to power thru a breakup that TRULY broke me and got a full time salary job in my field in the process 🤝 have a little faith in Gods plan cause that man do deliver eventually.

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@Aloncella

2 years

@SunChild444 @QFTHeart100 @MikeishaDache @TasteOfTu Whaaaaatt I use these to travel and carry my work laptops I love em 😭 Perfect airport bag

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@Aloncella

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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@Aloncella

2 years

🧡.

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@Aloncella

7 years

That'll be the last nude a nigga receives from me

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@SuAv3

7 years

Leave that nude on read ... humble her a bit

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@Aloncella

5 years

This was so fireeeee 😩

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@Aloncella

2 years

@thisGemini_28 @aaliyahmeeseeks @Pero_Dinero @taylerjanae It saddens me that social media has conditioned you ladies into thinking you HAVE to have a certain body type to be happy so much that ya’ll decide to dive into surgery before giving your DEVELOPING BODIES a chance. 18 is so young, please.

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@Aloncella

6 years

You think anyone’s saying that in this political climate? Post your pics and go

Juju Zaina

@jujuzainaaa

6 years

who said chocolate girls weren’t in ?

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@Aloncella

8 months

@queensofbravo Heather with the prom dress. Lisa slay. Miss Mary?! Slay. Angie… ok. Whitney eh. Meredith slay. Monica ATE

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@Aloncella

2 years

I owe myself a lot. 🤞🏼✨

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@Aloncella

8 years

"You're so petty" Me:

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@Aloncella

8 years

How can anyone just not work or go to school ...?

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@Aloncella

8 months

@Fedupmomz I hate that Ashley started this and I hate that Nneke fed right into it. Sigh.

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@Aloncella

1 year

@Tea_witdre @TinyPrincess_D Ya’ll so bad

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@Aloncella

9 months

@nosmokenomore I know Heather not talkin

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@Aloncella

6 years

And their kids will never learn Spanish

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@Davinci_beau

6 years

First of all of if you’re Dominican and prefer a Puerto Rican chick that’s okay.... just expect for your girl to smoke with ya kids when ya have any. Other than that y’all good. Oh and too much salt on the rice sometimes

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@Aloncella

2 years

@_SophiaLaurent_ @ladidaix @hyphenkordei Right and I know she got some slippers in the limo too. Like let’s not be so dense

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@Aloncella

3 years

I’m glad she’s aware of what she wrote

Complex Music

@ComplexMusic

3 years

SZA reveals she recently "burst into tears" while rehearsing her song "20 Something." More:

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@Aloncella

8 years

Los hombres no sirven

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@Aloncella

2 years

@spacemanspiff76 @jnkittens @fedup8987 @LisaBennatan That’s funny cause men actually ARE forcing women to have sex. So now what?

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@Aloncella

2 years

@ShitsDope @directorfay @TruthfulZz @PaulMzilankatha @elyiaguilar @vvaalb Na it’s giving a stunt and they’re both in on it

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@Aloncella

7 months

@tvdeets We gettin hot girl Kenya next season!!

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@Aloncella

3 years

The straight hair avi wasn’t me. #NewProfilePic

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@Aloncella

8 years

Best cruise so far 🌴😭

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@Aloncella

2 years

Tu no ere bebesita, tu ere bebesota🫦

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@Aloncella

7 years

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@Aloncella

8 years

The goal is to always have a cup in my hand #happy4th

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@Aloncella

2 years

@laucdjs @ShayButtaBaybe I’ve paid $300 for a round trip to DR pre-covid lmfao and I never ever fly spirit. She just wanted to feel superior.

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@Aloncella

1 year

@Mahatmadestiny @queend236 Ah, if only healing were that simple and one dimensional for everyone

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@Aloncella

7 years

Y are ya like this

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@Aloncella

9 months

@JustinPolls7 That’s not slow that’s just a hater lmfao

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@Aloncella

5 years

I mean what did you expect Champagnepapi to do?

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@_AmranJama

5 years

I’m not forgiving drake for this one 😤

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@Aloncella

7 months

@hibabygorgeouss She’s in the bubble Garcelle was talking about 😅

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@Aloncella

9 months

@dailybravomail This is Adriana’s never ending problem with the girls. She waves white flags and apologizes but then still proceeds to throw a little venom on the low. Like?? Know when to shutup!

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@Aloncella

1 year

@FreakySatoshi @CalumRennie @BigBrooklyn347 @ThePeachReport I like this & I think they could keep Kandi they just need to show more of her life tbh like why don’t we ever see the concerts or award shows etc

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@Aloncella

8 months

@Vinogal2005 @9woodMac She needs to start accepting her age 😩

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@Aloncella

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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@Aloncella

9 months

@polarctrl LMFAOOO I was like there’s no way Teddi got hands like that 😭😭

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@Aloncella

2 years

Check 🙆🏽‍♀️

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@Aloncella

4 years

We got fucked but the next generation of kids are gonna be raised with so much love and understanding :(

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@SupernovaMomma

4 years

I’m finally putting up the girl’s calming corner!!! We are serious about teaching emotionally intelligence around here

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@Aloncella

7 years

I friended a girl last night ... little does she know I been trynna steal her man 😕

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@Aloncella

5 years

My cousin was a security guard and he would snitch on me just go let the athletes and cheerleaders do whatever tf they want. FUCK this school

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@ElamNoah99

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa ?

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@Aloncella

3 years

If I stop playing with my eating habits it’s deadass over for these chichos

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@Aloncella

5 years

I’ll really kill a plate of bacalao con arroz blanco I never understood the hate

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@Davinci_beau

5 years

When your moms makes bacalao wowwwwww I be wanting to fight niggas!!!!

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@Aloncella

11 months

@Realitytvkid Every time Teresa gets caught orchestrating some shit y’all find every reason to be mad at whoever exposed her 😂😭

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@Aloncella

3 years

My moms a crossing guard & comes home from her first shift & tells me she’s gonna take a box of masks back to her spot because she feels bad seeing people waiting for the bus & then not being able to get on cause they forgot a mask… 🥺

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@Aloncella

7 years

And one in between pa saber que todo está bien

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@Aloncella

7 years

Yes, please bully sales associates that have nothing to do with corporate decisions. Bravo

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@ImReallyOutHere

7 years

I pulled up to H&M to see wassup wit them sweatshirts 😇🤔 #BoycottHM

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@Aloncella

6 years

All I’m hearing is that an illegal immigrant was capable of opening a business and you couldn’t 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@Aloncella

1 year

I really hope one day he feels comfortable talking about this album since he refused in his docu

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@Aloncella

1 year

My favorite era of Alo, personally

beer slag

@beerslag

1 year

U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016

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@Aloncella

3 years

My selfies never make it on Twitter. 🌱

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@Aloncella

10 years

🌸 http://t.co/mvnbctTtfo

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@Aloncella

7 years

My coworker has no problem telling me about her whole life but can't remember that my names Alondra not Alejandra :)

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@Aloncella

4 years

I hope my future kids have great taste like yours

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@APRILMESCUDI

4 years

Ryan wants his birthday Travis Scott themed, I’m a mom on a mission now.

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@Aloncella

1 year

@Mahatmadestiny @queend236 Didn’t miss it. You’re absolutely right it can be unhealthy and with therapy you can eventually learn and grow into some healthier habits. But, doesn’t make it any less painful nor change the fact that you ARE grieving a loss. It’s okay to feel things 🫶🏼

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@Aloncella

6 years

Why do I have morals

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@Aloncella

2 years

Lidia and Nicole do not need anymore camera time. That’s enough from them Fr. #TheFamilyChantel

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@Aloncella

6 years

Internal Bleeding best song on the album hands down

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@Aloncella

8 months

@queensofbravo Whitney’s skirt pissing me off so bad

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@Aloncella

8 months

Lmaooooo now why she cryin over ppl she allegedly don’t give a fuck about 😭

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@PopBase

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Doja Cat gets emotional as the crowd cheers at her Scarlet Tour in Atlanta.

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@Aloncella

5 years

This looks like a bayonne hs night school couple

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@Aloncella

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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@Aloncella

1 year

@SheaFromTheBay It was all fun and games till the pussy police wanted to investigate and slut-shame Porsha for the rest of the season 😭 this made me dislike Kenya so bad

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@Aloncella

2 years

Na Bilal might be the worst on this season of #90DayFiance

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