Bonerfide Killer🌺 @Alohababe2011 Twitter profile

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

10 months

come find me where flowers bloom in dying light and weeping willows sound like autumn rain

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

6 years

He wanted an ass pic so I sent his own selfie back to him

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

I asked my son to turn down his music and he 'okayed boomer' me so now we're turning off the wi-fi for a bit

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

Definitely not math #WhatImKnownForIn4Words

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@Alohababe2011

5 years

If you think things are bad now, in 20 years this country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

#DearDonaldJTrump you're a racist, misogynistic, self absorb, nasty pig, who's fear mongering tactics are beyond the pale. You're unworthy and unfit to hold the office of the presidency

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

4 years

I'm a little awkward at first but once you get to know me I'm a lot more awkward

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

I decided to change my name to g-spot so my ex-boyfriend couldn't find me

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

Because 75% of Puerto Rico is still without power #SignsYoureABadPresident

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

4 years

My son just said I should start dating again because I'm not getting any younger so tonight we're having kale and cauliflower salad with quinoa for dinner

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

6 years

You're gonna use so much math when you grow up #WhiteLiesYouTellKids

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Tofu Fighters #MakeABandHealthier

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@Alohababe2011

6 years

Can we all just agree that boobs are fun?

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@Alohababe2011

3 years

I just saw a bunch of my old nudes and realized my ex was truly spoiled

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

4 years

Hear me out, a bookstore scented candle

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@Alohababe2011

6 years

Welcome to your 40's, where 10pm is the new midnight

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

6 years

Morning sex is sooo much better than morning coffee

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

6 years

Just blocked a guy who said he doesn't like to take naps

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

I dig around my purse to give exact change at the store #SignsYouveBecomeYourParents

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

6 years

Trump supporters #ThingsThatConfuseMe

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Experience with handling toddlers #NewWhiteHouseJobRequirements

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

Women would've gotten the vote much sooner if they all looked like 10s you know #TrumpTeachesHistory @midnight

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

5 years

Proud of my son so yeah Imma post his 95yd TD run here too lol #myheart

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

#YouAreWinningWhen you're still breathing every day

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@Alohababe2011

6 years

I never watch or listen to this clown anyway lol, so why would tonight be any different? #BoycottTrumpPrimeTime

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

Welcome to your 40s, you have a pill box now

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@Alohababe2011

5 years

My son was nice enough to make me lunch today, I took a bite, started crying and told him I wanted McDonald's instead

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Turn on the news #RuinAGoodTimeIn4Words

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@Alohababe2011

6 years

Stop eating out bitch #MyBankAccountIn4Words

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@Alohababe2011

5 years

Would you kill all of your social media accounts for the one you love?

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

#DeepThoughtsFromMikePence isn't this tag an oxymoron?

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

6 years

Fuck nudes, I'll just come sit on your face in real life

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Doorman at Trump Tower #NewJobsForPaulRyan

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@Alohababe2011

6 years

Fuck roses, find my g-spot

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Even your arms can't fit into your skinny jeans #SignsYoureOutOfShape

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@Alohababe2011

5 years

If I'm still single by Feb. 14th I'm sending nudes to everyone. Fuck it

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

An apology from Trump #ThingsWeWillProbablyNeverHear

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

Ya'll know the United States is the Karen of countries right?

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@Alohababe2011

5 years

It's awesome how my body can take pizza and wings and turn it into more of my body

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@Alohababe2011

5 years

I'm gonna tell my kids this was a playlist

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

#AsAKidIThought adults were supposed to be the smart ones, as an adult I realize kids were right

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Why the hell am I at the grocery store for the 5th time this week #ThoughtsWhileGroceryShopping

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

#MyBankAccountSays find a sugar daddy

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

So how many followers do YOU have?? #StupidQuestionsForJesus

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@Alohababe2011

6 years

If I keep eating like this I'm going to have to start buying size 2 jeans #HumbleBragAboutSomething

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

#90sWereTheBestBecause East Coast 90s hip hop 🙌

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Thriving single mom💪 #PersonalVictoryIn3Words

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

Martin Luther King of the Hill #AddCartoonsToHistory @midnight

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Trump apologizing for anything #MoreRareThanAnEclipse

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

I'm thinking..... #BestPartof2017ForMe ...still thinking....

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

Best skyline in the world #EastCoastIn5Words

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

4 years

People who mow their lawns at 7am on a Saturday morning are the same people who still call instead of text

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

4 years

If she's pervy, nerdy, and lets you touch her boobs, marry her

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

Kinda like adult daycare #TwitterIn4Words

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

4 years

My boss told me that I can work from home permanently now which means I can go pantless indefinitely

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

7 years

#ImNotVeryGoodAt playing the powerball apparently

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

#IThinkWeShouldOutlaw anyone wearing socks and sandals while sporting a man bun and drinking decaf coffee

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

8 years

Wreck me Ralph #SexUpADisneyMovie

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

ignorant, racist, closed minded people #MyBiggestPetPeevesAre

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

#TwitterIsGreatBecause I can always find humor here to lift me up when I'm feeling down.

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@Alohababe2011

3 years

A gentle reminder to pause, breathe, and simply be

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

She tried hard in math #My4WordObituary

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

#IWillNeverTrust our current POTUS

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@Alohababe2011

6 years

Love her Fuck her Feed her ~It's not that hard fellas

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Hungry Hungry Hipsters #TakeTheJoyOutOfAToy

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@Alohababe2011

5 years

If she knows the difference between Marvel and DC and let's you touch her boobs, marry her

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

6 months

can i come over and put your heart at ease

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

I'm Asian but not murder hornets Asian

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Just collecting trophies, no events needed #MillennialOlympicEvents

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

Why do dumb people exist?

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

I'm afraid this will have to be our last stardate #StarTrekBreakUps

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@Alohababe2011

5 years

Sex so bad I thought I was cumming but it was just my vagina crying

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Honey, we should try vegan #RuinLoveIn5Words

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

I'm "checking movie times in the newspaper" years old

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

I voted for Donald Trump #RuinLoveIn5Words

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

I ended our date early because he ordered his steak well done, I don't tolerate shitty behavior of any kind

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

It was really a war between East Coast rap and West Coast rap #FakeCivilWarFacts

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

Normalize letting her finish first

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@Alohababe2011

6 years

Non mumble rap #MyFavoriteThingAboutThe90s

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

Gyms were gross even before covid, you know I'm right

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Bonerfide Killer🌺

@Alohababe2011

6 years

I'm not the prettiest girl, or the most witty, funny, or politically savy. I may not have the biggest boobs or the perfect ass or the longest legs. But I am kind and caring and above all genuine. I love positivity and chill vibes. I'm just me. My own queen.

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

#ADuckWalksIntoABar and asked for a Grey Goose

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@Alohababe2011

8 years

I crept all of your social media accounts to see if you were active #WhileWaitingForYourTextBack

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

Do people who drink black coffee have something to prove?

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Will never be silenced again #WomenIn5Words

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Can you move your head I can't see the TV #WeirdResponsesToILoveYou

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@Alohababe2011

6 years

Memo: Don't leave the President in the rose garden by himself, apparently he likes to grab bushes #AnonymousWhiteHouseMemos

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

Just let me have this

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

I have a big ass and I snort laugh, I'm very important

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@Alohababe2011

6 years

Me mad: Fuck you! Me sad: Fuck my life Me glad: Fuck yeah Me annoyed: Fuck off Me horny: Fuck me hard Me fearful: Oh fuck... Me shocked: What the fuck?! Me envious: Pfft fuckin bitch Me in church: Holy fuck

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@Alohababe2011

3 years

TELL ME I'M PRETTY OR I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

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@Alohababe2011

6 years

Everything was dope and fresh not lit and on fleek #MyFavoriteThingAboutThe90s

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

I'm part Thai. I have thick thighs. I'm Thighland

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@Alohababe2011

8 years

Omg wow!! We're not alone in the universe! But first let me take a selfie #FirstWordsToAliens

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Bravo Alpha Bravo Yankee Yankee Oscar Uniform Mike Alpha Kilo Echo Mike Echo Whiskey Echo Tango ~Millitary sexting

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@Alohababe2011

4 years

What wine pairs best at 7 in the morning

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

All bullies #ThingsIdLikeToSeeImpeached

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Unpredictably unhinged and untrustworthy #RoastTrumpIn4Words

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

Ok, I'll hold your beer #MakeAFriendIn5Words

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@Alohababe2011

7 years

#YoureARealAdultWhen you iron your clothes...intentionally and with purpose

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@Alohababe2011

8 years

#IfCollegeWereFree I wouldn't be so good at pole dancing

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