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@AllyShimmer

5 years

Wrap your fists so tightly around that bliss and be happy. - Angel Haze

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@AllyShimmer

2 years

Has someone ever done something to you and afterwards you’re not upset or don’t forgive them, but you just realised that they clearly don’t rate you and you need to adjust your relationship with them?

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@AllyShimmer

2 years

Living my rural England dreams

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

I like that people don’t have to endure unhappy marriages anymore.

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5 years

4000 divorce applications in Abuja already and the year just started. Some of these marriages are less than a year old. What's really happening?

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

This time last year i was solo tripping in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

@Still_Psychic @SfisoL1 It’s harassment is what it is.

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

Guys, stop the press. I scored a distinction in my dissertation and will graduate with a distinction Masters degree in public health!!!!!!!!! 💃🏾😭👩🏾‍🎓 📜

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

@ChrisThomas266 @Ohcharl3y Someone tweeted that he moved tor he garage cos his wife is pregnant and they have young kids and it just broke my heart that he can’t even be with his family.

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Lmaooo. See what happened to someone

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

@NoEmmeG Nelly wore a band aid for years after a basketball injury

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@AllyShimmer

2 years

Birthday dump

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Never mind, he was sleeping

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Wow don’t trust men 🥲

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

@tennei This woman is clearly in love and ready to risk it all

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@AllyShimmer

2 years

@K7BILA Love is not kenny G, white roses or hologram grand gestures.

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@AllyShimmer

6 months

A visitor should wash your plates? Lmaoo. You and your mom don’t have manners.

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@Mrs_Sarah_Banks

6 months

As if my mum had planned it..she didn't even lift her head as she was pressing her phone then she went "did you wash my plates?" 🤣🤣🤣 The girl turn look me open eyes...me sef spread my eyes wide I kukuma didn't know this was going to happen, am as shocked

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

@_laaamorena_ Call a lot of the time when they say female, what they really mean to say is “bi*tches”

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

This is her

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@AllyShimmer

2 months

I know you guys hate long term planning but doesn’t it make better sense for the govt to enforce minimum age for starting primary school so that it corrects itself over time? You’re going to force students to sit and home after finishing secondary school for years. And for what?

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@JAMBHQ

2 months

Candidates who are 16 years old would be considered for admissions into tertiary institutions for the 2024 academic year, however , the entry age would be 18 years as from next academic year.

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

@zee_chat When he said “like the 7,540 piece one” I just knew he’s really been dreaming about getting it

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@AllyShimmer

2 months

People don’t want to preach about the Bible anymore. It’s always girls and who has money.

@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

2 months

“Go to Admiralty. The gym is filled with girls. They are not trying to lose weight” - Pastor Bolaji Idowu

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@AllyShimmer

1 year

you can tell this man came from apartheid. He lovessss segregation

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@DamiElebe

1 year

From next month, only verified accounts will be able to vote in polls? Does that mean only verified accounts can start polls too? 😂

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

@sureyarns @Karibiba Never have I seen a news of an airline mishap that said “flown by Male pilot”

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

@TheVyrus When you agreed to the deal she seemed disappointed because stressing you is more important than money 😂😂😂😂😂

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

@AnaLaughh First, We who? Second, Dating for 31 years? How old is he? 48?

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@AllyShimmer

1 year

Found someone who’s so into me and I don’t play about him either. Happy here.

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

@NoEmmeG It literally became his brand

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Kicking off birthday celebrations with Colin the caterpillar.

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

Guys!!! 1. Finished MPH with Distinction 2. Passed both steps of plab, I got the second result today 3. Went to Jersey, Addis Ababa, Paris, Versailles, Athens, France, Chester. 4. I’ve always been 😎

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

Finish Mph, plab, travel to cool places, be the shit.

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@AllyShimmer

7 years

@UR_SO_COOL_NOL This tweet reminds me of some poetry

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

@huss_oshi @DoreenGLM Aeee. I love the woman who was looking out for her though

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Are you guys ready for a super throwback?

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

@RealAtise I hate to #NotAll . It's flawed thinking to assume the things that worry you worry every one else. Some people would honestly rather die than to have the things you wish for. Marriage is an example.

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Birthday behaviour 🎊🎉🎊🎉

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

Whew. I’ve fully recovered from coronavirus. Tested negative. Glory be to God.

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

29 years of Ene. 🥳🎉🎈 #HappyEneday

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

When I put on the amount of sunscreen that twitter aestheticians recommend

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

@_alluremel @Heaux_Hive Or worse when they think their child is so beautiful that those features have to be attributable to other races aside from their blackness.

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

@eunice_atuejide Feminism does not lie in being a house wife or a career woman or the superiority of one over the other. Feminism is the choice. That a woman is free to decide to be one or the other. And still be respected and seen as an equal. This is what feminists have been fighting for.

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

@OyinSoExtra Fried potatoes and milo, then you start saying how you don’t eat out cos you check fancy plates and trays.

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Sorry. Not the point i know but i dislike when people “talking back” when referring to two adults arguing.

Babájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁

@CRawkeen

3 years

My Uncle and his wife were having a a fierce argument.She was still talking back at him but also dishing dinner.The next minute she told him it's ready ó.Surprisingly baba went to eat. So I told him she's fighting you and you're still eating,you nor vex? He said níwájú Semo? 😂

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@AllyShimmer

2 years

So, my man went to 🇺🇸 for three weeks and i started to be cranky cos i missed him. He said he’ll make it up to me and that’s basically “Ene Day”. Showed up to my date at Paddington then went to German Gymnasium (outside Kings Cross) for lunch.

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@AllyShimmer

7 years

@skaeleee Then deliver our messages then

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

I tweet for the left-out middle child who doesn’t get as many things.

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

To the people who think it’s okay for Ozzy’s driver to call her sexy, are you going to think it’s okay when you see a text saying sexy from your partner’s coworker?

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Hey hey 😉

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

Just because it ends doesn't mean it wasn't great. Just because it lasts doesn't mean it was.

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@IamAnnyRobert

6 years

"Goals" until breakup or divorce

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

@revoltedsoul @Shaydakisses On the wrong one, you should have used the lightest concealer possible and then not blend it

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

@_hurtsa You’re buying both my ring and your ring dear future husband, so you can definitely choose the one you like

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@AllyShimmer

1 year

💍 ❤️

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@Sincerely_AO

1 year

What happened to you the last time you caught feelings for someone?

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@AllyShimmer

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@Biliquis_X It will also be mostly women.

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

@DiirtyBenz @xonecole Well poverty can’t really solve anything either so

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

@GbengaGOLD What does this even mean? If they could get one jersey, they could definitely get two or three more from wherever the first one came from

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

@Duya23 “Proving his manhood” “tamed” imagine how foggy it is inside your mind

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

@Neo_Marshall Well, if you wanted to introduce yourself to Stephanie’s people, you could have come too

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

@eunice_atuejide I'm sure you know christians who are adulterers, liars, thieves and cheats. And you still identify as a Christian. Because you know what Christianity is. Do the same for feminism.

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

@chrissybales I come here to say her skin is so lush

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

I bought a flat and I can’t tell you how pumped i am to have done this.

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Cos advise can’t ever come without a teaspoon of shade

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@Remzo_1

3 years

Pre wedding medical test for couples: 1. Genotype Test 2. Blood group 3. HIV 4. Hepatitis B and C 5. STD 6. Fertility Test 7. Possible chronic genetic order 8. Thalassemia Test 9. Mental health assessment Don’t just waste time on pre wedding pictures.

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Birthday for the next three days, how about that?

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

@OmoAkin__ On the contrary, I think that we can all be more open about money. What we do, how much we earn, how we budget and spend. It’s not irresponsible or tacky to tweet about how much you earn.

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@AllyShimmer

7 years

My family members are so gorgeous! I can't deal ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

@Finess_Vell Catch real vibes with someone you’ve never hung out with? We like our safety, thanks

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

@merelynora @NICKIMINAJ Wtf is that first edit?

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

@LudwigKayser @MercedesPichl @CNN You don’t use soap and you have girlfriends?

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

@Eniolajimoh8 That will not add money to your bank account. Comparing yourself to others only makes you conceited or ungrateful. Appreciate what you have within yourself not because someone is doing worse.

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

It’s usually Americans making the train sound like a “poor” means of transportation. Trains should be easier, quicker and preferred.

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3 years

Taking the train everyday in $300 Jordans and $700 designer coats will always be wild to me

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@AllyShimmer

2 years

@larabillionaire Cos I’m trying to explain that I’m not holding grudges to a mutual and they not getting it!

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@AllyShimmer

2 years

Ended up getting whisked away to Brussels. Lunch in london, five ⭐️ dinner at Bozar restaurant in Brussels. Best date everrrrrr 😍☺️

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

I don’t understand this world. That people can be murdered in the in biggest city in Africa and in view of the whole world and nothing happens.

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

Your girl is killing it! Just got an email to say I’m eligible for an MPH with distinction pending my dissertation results. So happy!

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Sunshine

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

@xniyi

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

@johnson_yolande @FeministWitch__ Did she suggest that you do something??

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

Here’s a secret. Ask for “too much”.

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@AllyShimmer

7 years

Next year I'm gonna glow up Gonna have an awesome new job Gonna travel to a new country (or two) Gonna pass the exams I'm prepping for Then I'll get admission for masters + a scholarship. Speaking it all into existence. Amen.

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Day 3 of the birthday weekend

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

@naanking But have you seen people? They’re big 😂

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

@iamkingebuka Hypothetical wars that you never fought in and hypothetical mines that you’ve never even seen VS cooking every day. Sounds balanced.

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@AllyShimmer

8 years

@Azendahh yes. It's you. It's just you

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

Men really ignore their own children because they’re no longer interested in the mother.

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@AllyShimmer

10 months

A bride 👰🏾‍♀️

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

In the last of my twenties.

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@AllyShimmer

7 years

@TRTLLA The reason this is poor advice is even when having protected sex, you should get tested. Condoms aren't 100% effective

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

#EnesDirtyThirty

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

@roseOyuma If this is what it takes for your son to not sexually assault a woman, then we heartily approve.

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

So, yesterday my niece and nephew called to wish me happy birthday. I spoke to Kamsi first and she sang happy birthday to me and then we talked. When I spoke to my nephew he said he was gonna sing happy birthday but Kamsi already did. So he sang ba ba black sheep instead 😂😂

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

@PATHETlCGIRL43_ Imagine eating chocolate and cookies for the first time. You have to explain how good they tasted to your squad and then bring them over to try it.

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

@Buzillion @oye_bobs Imagine she was earning 300k and he was now earning over 300k. They could live in a nicer house and send their children to better schools. Maybe go on a vacation. But all that doesn’t matter, so long as the husbands ego is intact shey??

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@AllyShimmer

5 years

@Montreall00 Okay but where’s the fupa thoooooo

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4 years

Rich auntie vibes 🌟

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

I think they say dirty 30…

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

In the future, please let’s not ask people why they didn’t go to the police or trust the legal system. Today alone, the police raped someone. Then this.

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@MobilePunch

4 years

Adult toyshop: Court strikes out assault suit against Senator Abbo

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@AllyShimmer

4 years

@papi_tizzle Well, something that doesn’t exist cannot miss existing.

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

@Audu Suddenly we have free fair elections and votes count???

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

@soro_sokemedia @ACUBE1 @Sir_Damilare @feminist_co Please ask literally anybody who is a better cinematographer than you.

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@AllyShimmer

6 years

@xonecole To learn to perform OR to go out and actually do/perform.

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

Survived covid. Passed the MRSA and got into GP training. Had a fabulous 30th birthday celebration. Moved to a new city. Bought a house. Went on a couple of solo “staycations”. Found a person that I’m replying on time.

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

@Jollz You mean my “divine femininity”cannot get me a “high value man”. Come off it, dear, step into your “feminine energy”

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@AllyShimmer

3 years

She’s a doctor. She’s 25. Before people do this, in many places there’s an evaluation to see they’re of sound mind. Many many people don’t want kids. Plus, if she wanted kids in the future, she could still have them…

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@The__Vyrus

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This is like getting a face tattoo as a teenager. It’s always so “cool” at first.

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