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@AllyHeatStan
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2 months
@KingDutch2408 @cliff_ohio Tell me you didn't see Wade at his prime without saying you didn't see Wade at his prime.
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@CookedByRiley0 @TheDunkCentral @taylorcsnow That's because y'all are a super team dawg
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@MuseBarnes @wayotworld Hey BarnesMuse why are we in white supremacy twitter? Take me out of here I'm scared 😨
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@BobBitto @marviemarv__ One of my best friends in college had the last name Hernandez and she was Haitian but there is no way Haitian parents called their child Cory bro.
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2 months
Jimmy take my knees. Terry take my neck. Delon i'll dress up as you so you're free to play.
@MiamiHEAT
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#BOSvsMIA INJURY UPDATE: Terry Rozier (neck) has been ruled out of tomorrow night's Game 3 vs the Celtics. Delon Wright (personal reasons) is listed as questionable.
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@statmuse MAKE THE BOY HIS OWN ILLUSTRATION YOU RACISTS
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4 months
@Heat_Muse 1.5. He gets injured on hustle plays. He just need to minimize some of the problems and we gucci
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@AllyHeatStan
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3 months
This actually works for Spo because the man be doing some of these moves mid game.
@HeatvsHaters
𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉
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FIND YOUR GUTS, HEAT FANS
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@turellinsider @statmuse Tatum was 17???!!!
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@CookedByRiley0 @Dom_2k He'll then complain why we don't tell him LMAO
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@ZenChoZen @Bxnchero Chet over Paolo is crazy
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@BodiedbyTatum_ Just Observing
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@hammyXBT @D_Radiance What in the Get Out...
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@Walentino0 Am I the only one that would take a pick just to see it up close for health/hygiene reasons? No? I'll just go back to basketball twitter I guess...
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@AllyHeatStan
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Once Tyler Herro gets traded, who we blaming next? I want to be prepared to hate in unison with half the fanbase.
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@AllyHeatStan
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@JaimeJaquezMuse I can't wait for his Spanish accent to improve from living in Miami.
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I will do a sit up every day for every like I get.
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@hourIyhoroscope Yeah I know
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4 months
@BronGotGame Is this about the statue? Look, we love Lebron. Lebron is the best player to ever play for the Heat. But Dwyane Wade is the greatest Heat player of all time. We all agree for a statue for DWade. Lebron not so much.
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@kawhi_ring Respect Bam dawg
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@JayKnicky Are you a sugar baby looking for a sugar daddy or sugar mommy?
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@Alf954 If Spo decides that's a good idea, that's good enough for me.
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@SakaIsHim Are you a sugar baby looking for a sugar daddy?
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@Dom_2k Heat fan here. I'm the most delusional. It's me.
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@CelticsUnite18 Are you a hacked metamask wallet sugar baby looking for an NFT onlyfans sugar daddy?
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@trvywalk @MiamiHEAT Herro would have chosen South Carolina
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@CelticsRiley Combo-breaker
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@AllyHeatStan
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3 months
The Miami Heat have a better record this year while having Jimmy, Bam, Tyler and Caleb miss more games than last year.
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@BobBitto @marviemarv__ Yeah she said he had a Turkish great grandfather. European last names are tricky in the black diaspora tho.
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@JayKnicky Are you a metamask wallet sugar baby looking for an NFT sugar daddy?
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@JEmbiidmuse Are you a sugar baby looking for a sugar daddy?
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@djj0404 @Dom_2k Came here to say the same thing.
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@HeatvsHaters @MiamiHEAT HOOOOOMMYYYGOOOOD Respect HvH
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@MattLerma_PS I mean he's right. Tim Duncan is a waaaay better defender, while Jokic is only slightly better offensively.
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@BradenEP This post is now community property
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2 months
Here me out... What if we run it back?
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I move to South Florida: The Marlins immediately wins the World Series. DWade drafted by the Heat, Shaq and the Heatles assemble = 3 rings. I move to Colorado: Broncos immediately win the Superbowl. Avalanche wins Stanley Cup. Nuggets get first ring. Where should I go to next?
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@AllyHeatStan
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Hey @MiamiHEAT I want Jayson Tatum, Jalen Brown, Kristops Porzingus and Derrick White. DO SOMETHING FRONT OFFICE.
@KennySpenceNBA
Silas P. Silas
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Pat Riley legitimately cursed every player Heat fans wanted
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@DickBenedict @BronGotGame I am ok either way but there's a lot of complexity that people don't understand. When Lebron came to the Heat, he became the villain of the NBA. The villain role took a toll on him. He went back to the Cavs to be a hero again.
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@Zachppp We have the wonderful problem of having 3 starting guards.
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5 months
So you're the guy who scammed our beloved @J_Rich1 ?
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@AllyHeatStan
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4 months
Jose Alvarado, any sympathy I ever had for you is gone. No longer rooting for your ass you b*tch.
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@CookedbySnoopy Why X put this in my fyp I'll never know...
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@AllyHeatStan
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4 months
Nikola Jovic averaging a suspension a season. My goat! 🐐
@Jovic_Muse
JovicMuse
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BREAKING: Nikola Jovic has been hit with a one game suspension without pay He stood on business 🔥 Lets hope spo doesnt repay this with his own suspension to the bench for 50 games.
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@C4BOSTON_ Are you a sugar baby in need of a sugar daddy?
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@ChefTrillie We have a Jewish man running the organization and we're allergic to +7ft players.
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We can't make fun of Terry Rozier no more...
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@HEATVSREFS Please stop talking about the Celtics... I beg you.
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@myamicool @tropicalblanket @5ReasonsSports @5OTF_ Defense translates better to the playoffs than offense.
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@ImNotProCy While missing 5 rotational guys.
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@AllyHeatStan
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At the end of the day it's just basketball.
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2 months
You can't get swept if you're never in the playoffs...
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
2 months
Bradley Beal speaks on his mindset going into Game 4 🗣️
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Not sure where this obsession with Tyler only playing off the bench came from. It doesn't matter. Spo is gonna start his best player for each position and stagger them. If Tyler is one of the top 2 guards on the Heat, he's gonna start.
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@AllyHeatStan
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5 months
Point Jovic agenda please!!!
@JaimeJaquezMuse
JJJ Muse
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Walk with me
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People that stan a player but hates the team they're on and feel the need to trash the team every time are booty cheeks. Yes I'm talking about you.
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@AllyHeatStan
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@RealSkipBayless It's ok, the Miami Heat are deep.
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If the Heat can't fight at least the cats got me
@JamesonCoop
Jameson Olive
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Fight Night in South Florida!
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Florida Panthers is all I have left 😭
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@AllyHeatStan
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5 months
@C0urtneyDanvers What do you mean the franchise is going nowhere? Miami has a young core of Bam, Herro, JJJ and Jovic which are all 1st round Heat picks.
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@AllyHeatStan
Ally
2 months
That's it. Knicks fans are officially the worst.
@knicks_union
Knicks Union 🗽
2 months
Everyone complaining that the league's been robbed of playoff Jimmy this year He robbed himself by being trash all season 😭
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I'm back y'all. 😘😘😘
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@AllyHeatStan
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😭😭😭
@HeatvsHaters
𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉
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Caleb Martin is expected to receive around $12.9M in free agency. Haywood Highsmith is expected to be in the $8M-$10M range. (via @Anthony_Chiang )
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@ChefTrillie Miami ass Puerto Rican ass statement
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ESPN halftime sucks man
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Oh Hitler vs Stalin is on...
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@AllyHeatStan
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2 months
Look I may make fun of the Celtics any chance I get but I'm willing to put it aside for Al Horford to get his ring with his dad in attendance. 🙏🏽
@NoaDalzellNBA
Noa Dalzell 🏀
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Al Horford on his father, Tito Horford, being around at these games: “It’s pretty special just to have him around. I know he enjoys it and normally not only him but the rest of my family.” “For me, it’s special. These are moment that we cherish, we don’t take for granted.”
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@AllyHeatStan
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WATCHING THIS GAME WITH CELTICS FANS IS A SPECIAL KIND OF HELL
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@AllyHeatStan
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2 months
The new CBA
@Orangeolive7
Orangeolive7 𝕏
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Who would stop this team?
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Aaaawww him and his daughter have similar birthdays 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@ByTimReynolds
Tim Reynolds
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Delon Wright, proud father of a new baby girl, is available tonight for the Heat.
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I'll join you in distracting the Celtics together 🥰🥰🥰
@C0urtneyDanvers
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Me, courtside, helping the Celtics play defense:
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@AllyHeatStan
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At the end of the day it's just basketball.
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Heat Nation, which is better?
Nuggets getting swept
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@AllyHeatStan
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Is anyone else happier when they are away from this app or is it just me?
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@JaimeJaquezMuse @gallinari8888 Uncook this post, JJJMuse. He's using our goat's number.
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@AllyHeatStan
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It's like being colonized twice
@sleepygatas
sheeda 🇨🇷🇨🇴
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It’s insane how Spanish is the first language I spoke yet English became my primary over the years
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@AllyHeatStan
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2 months
I wonder how Pat Riley felt about Jaime sagging his pants all over Miami.
@HeatvsHaters
𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉
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Mario Chalmers said Pat Riley had people watching him at the bar. “I wasn't in trouble, he was just letting me know like, you can't do nothing in this city without me knowing.”
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@AllyHeatStan
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Why would Bam do this?
@krispursiainen
Kris Pursiainen
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Multiple sources say that Knicks F Bojan Bogdanovic visited with doctors today and had his left wrist scoped. Per team reports, Bogdanovic has been dealing with a sprained wrist for weeks. Bogdanovic had right wrist surgery in May ‘20 after months of discomfort.
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@twolvesbrazil @nyknicks Ayo! What is this?
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@Heatvswrld_ This game result feeds families.
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Oh Bam Bam replying to the haters now 💥
@Bam1of1
13am Adebayo💥
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@KingJarrah06 @Joseancruzrod72 @HeatvsHaters I got time today. You don’t know ball
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@Miamirunsthis @HornetsLead They didn't even get all that LMAO.
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@AllyHeatStan
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2 months
And the Ws keep rolling in
@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
2 months
Gregg Doyel has reportedly been suspended following an interaction with Caitlin Clark and won't cover Indiana Fever games in person this season (h/t @awfulannouncing )
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Ok I got it all out of my system
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@MO_Shaibu_ @spectatorindex Military alliance vs Economic alliance
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@Zachppp Stop stressing me dawg
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Ok I'm gonna need Point Bam Pre-injury Klay Thompson Tyler Herro Jaime Butler jr Happy Birthday Duncan Baby Joker Niko Jovic 2023 ECF Caleb Timberwolves KLove Jrue-like Delon Wright We need to be perfect but I know Spo will cook something up.
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KLove I know you don't do well against the Celtics but please dawg I beg you...
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@Jovic_Muse The Heat in the 2025 playoffs.
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AND WE HAVE OUR FIRST SWEEP
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Watching the NBA Finals with Celtics fans today. Should I tell them I'm hate watching?
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Centel has AI now. I'm done
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Baby Niko wanted all the smoke. No one chokes Jimmy in front of him.
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Mihailo
4 months
Look at Jovic man 🥹
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The NBA is daring the Miami Heat to keep Jaime Jaquez Jr
@HeatNationCom
Heat Nation
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The Miami Heat will play the Washington Wizards in Mexico City on Nov. 2, per @NBAPR
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JJ becomes Hornets Head Coach Hornets drafts Bronny LeBron trades himself to Hornets Lamelo to the Lakers LeBron punches Miles Bridges in the face Miles waived Lebron retires after one season with the Hornets with no ring Bronny waived
@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
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The Charlotte Hornets are interviewing JJ Redick for their head coaching job, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium . The 15-year NBA veteran and former Duke star has shown an interest in making a coaching jump in recent years.
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@andrewmoebius4 @KennySpenceNBA Nope. South Beach is on the other side of the Biscayne Bay on the island of Miami Beach. Heat plays essentially around downtown Miami (Florida Mainland) by the Biscayne Bay. You have to take the A1A bridge to get to Miami Beach/South Beach.
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