Mr. Game and Watch Melee. Ridley Ultimate. Ex professional top laner for: Echo Fox, OpTic, Immortals. I like to paint sometimes
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Something that I do like about the whole Church of LS at C9 thing is that he is actually following through with his ideas/picks he talked about for so long. I feel like it's super easy that once you're there to draft normally/proceed with how players usually play.
Only in League of Legends would a 1 trick make a 100+ slide PowerPoint complaining about his 1 trick and in the previous night call someone's life a mistake LMAO. Feather Daddy the 🐐
This a huge problem in the LCK!!!! Why is there a 100% South Korean representation in this league, where is the diversity? Boring league they're all the same
@PapaSmithy
Papa, there’s not a single Black player in the league since Aphro left. Most of the players are white or of East Asian descent. Some exceptions with players from Turkey of course, but “culturally diverse” isn’t true at all.
What happens if a dude drinks a polyjuice potion to turn into a girl, gets laid, and gets pregnant during that time? When the potion wears off does he still have a baby inside him?
That's all from me on the desk for the rest of the split. This was my first split being on the desk full time rather than playing pro, and I hope I brought something you enjoyed to the table. I know I wasn't everyone's favorite addition, but thank you everyone for the opportunity
For the few people out there who asked to hear me play the banjo in the past few days.
Work in progress, once I'm done I'll be doing the entire song + guitar as well
Wtf is up with everyone saying how they want NA to be out of worlds entirely? Sure if we wanted the highest quality why not just removed EVERYONE except for KR and CN, wouldn't be much of a "worlds" anymore though. It's like saying USA will never win the WC so don't bother going
@Allorim
Bro really said "You lost this one so hard LMAO" Bahaha! My man you lost a lot of things, including that hairline Jordan, stay losing lil bro cya
I think what Crown said was not translated the best, or he put it the wrong way. I was on OpTic the entire time he was here, and our nights were spent doing draft logic/3rd block scrims before big matches. If "parties" were going on, it was AFTER a win at the end of the weekend
Didn't find a team for 2022. Retiring until further notice, if you have an esports job opening that pays a livable wage please reach out. Don't really have much else to say other than thanks to everyone for all the support through the years, sorry I let you all down. GGs GL HF ♥️
10 years ago today... On September 15th 2013, young prodigy Allorim handed a fresh Faker his very first loss in North American solo queue. This instilled his noticeable fear of NA at worlds that exists to this day.
I will not argue with randoms and teenagers in solo queue. I will not argue with randoms and teenagers in solo queue. I will not argue with randoms and teenagers in solo queue. I will not argue with randoms and teenagers in solo queue. I will not argue with randoms and teenagers
People on social media really sitting here complaining that CLG didn't take the time to think about the other teams in the league as if it's their problem. If your playoffs spot is dependent on other teams winning and not in your own hands then something already went wrong.
Brave takes from streamers shitting on me, calling me bad from 10th place results after being swapped around teams mid split for the past 2 years. Gotta farm "trues" in chat somehow
UNPOPULAR OPINION:
THERE'S NO POINT TO GO PRO IN NA ANYMORE:
-NO MORE TALENTS LEFT, ALL NA TALENTS ARE EITHER ON A TEAM OR HAVE ALREADY SHOT THEIR SHOT AT PRO AND FAILED/RETIRED. NO MORE ONCE IN LIFETIME SOLOQ GENIUS
-THE LADDER IS COMPLETE SHIT YOU CAN LITERALLY GET RANK 1
Speaking on Jojo and potential "toilet issues". That stuff is real and HEAVILY impacts your performance or tardiness. I had crohn's disease all through my esports career. Your choices are
1) Eat normally. Have multiple toilet issues throughout the day
or
2) Starve yourself
@FakeGod
you: *joke*
bb: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare
Well.... Someone broke into my car and stole my iPod Touch that I've had since high school. Must be worth like $10 at most, didn't even steal the coin change in my glove compartment that's worth more than the iPod itself. RIP my iPod 2012-2021
D FOR DESTROYING ENEMY TOP LANES
H FOR HOW DOES HE DO IT MY GOD
O FOR OBVIOUSLY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
K FOR KAN HE JUST DO THAT?
L FOR LOSSES HANDED TO THE OPPOSING TEAM
A FOR ALWAYS MORE TALENTED THAN YOU
While I'm still under contract with IMT, they've allowed me to explore options openly ahead of FA. Looking for all NA and EU opportunities (have Irish citizenship). I've been part of OPT/IMT for 2 years now, and ready to switch it up
Still very motivated to play!!
Seriously cancerous mindset and is actually disgusting that people are viewing players turning 22 as if that's the point where they either make it big or are done and too old to improve anymore. Absolutely ridiculous
I will fight against moving servers to LA as long as I'm still involved in the league scene. I'd sooner quit the game than see Riot cave into this "solution" catering to pro players as if ping is the thing holding us back
i'm realizing that i can't do this alone. and maybe i need to be the one to ask for help... so could you give me some encouraging words? i need something to believe in right now
Hey guys, quick update on what I'm going to be doing next split. I will be broadcasting with Riot for academy/LCS as well as playing in NA amateur (still in the process of doing team trials)