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AllisonSatchmo

11 months

As a stay-at-home mom who happily never worked outside the home a day in my married life, I didn't see being part of a quiet revolution to overthrow worldwide tyranny on my bingo card. #bitcoin

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AllisonSatchmo

@AllisonMDstack

3 years

@BRAVESARECHAMPS @ReeseW And God forbid her security detail cross a state line. The horror!

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@AllisonMDstack

8 months

My brother-in-law bought #bitcoin big at 60K, rode it down to 15K, riding it back up. Doesn't care to understand it really. Bought it for freedom. Never sold. Never said a negative word. Never got mad at me. He's a great guy.

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

Electrician: You still into crypto? Me: No, I'm into #bitcoin Him: What do you know about Shiba? Me: Absolutely nothing except you should sell it and buy #bitcoin .

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@AllisonMDstack

7 months

Best friend calls. Her: Hey, watcha doin' ? Me: Oh, just hanging out on Twitter with my #bitcoin tribe I never met in real life waiting for history to be made.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

Went to a graduation party. I tried to talk about #bitcoin -no takers, tried to talk about the Dutch farmers-blank stares, tried data scraping-someone nodded. Gave up and listened to how this gal rearranged her bedroom furniture until I lost my mind.

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

I've had this deep conviction for awhile now that it's time for me to stop talking about #bitcoin . I explained it to all my friends and now it's time to fall silent. As the bull runs, the less said the better.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 months

My bank just told me I couldn't cash a $1500 check. They said they could "give" me $200. What a joke! And what kind of disaster are we on the brink of?

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

I feel like sending flowers to myself for stacking #bitcoin every single Thursday for the past three years and never losing the faith.

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@AllisonMDstack

10 months

Being a #bitcoin er can be lonely. My friends don't understand me and I don't understand them. I can only thank God my husband and kids are #bitcoin ers. If you are alone in this, stay strong.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

The guy who first explained #bitcoin to me said he spent three months studying it, trying to prove to himself it couldn’t possibly work. After that three months, he lived below poverty level to put every penny he possibly could into it.

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@AllisonMDstack

4 months

Friend upset because her son is failing out of college. He's a good kid but clearly not cut out for higher education. Me: Just buy #bitcoin for him with whatever you were spending on his tuition and let him pursue whatever interests him. Her: Silence

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

@greg_price11 Doocy: that one reporter with the guts to save the world.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

I used to care deeply about politics, I used to watch the news, I used to recycle, waste time on FB, follow the stock market. The chains break free with #bitcoin .

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@AllisonMDstack

8 months

My son (college age) called me to ask why #bitcoin was pumping. Then he said, "mom, my friends are starting to talk about it".

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

Everyday of my life I talk to my best friend. Everyday for two years I’ve been telling her to buy #bitcoin and why. Today was the day she finally bought some! Never give up on those you love.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

Two years ago my daughter started dating a no-coiner. Now they are married and he’s a raging #bitcoin maxi. It’s a massive indoctrination when you’re exposed to our family.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

Finally meeting with our pastor tonight, per his request, to discuss #bitcoin . Pretty sure he’s about to swallow the Orange Pill.

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@AllisonMDstack

9 months

Coffee with friends Them: the price of groceries! Me: the money is broken Them: 33 trillion in debt! Me: the money is broken Them: my daughter can't afford insurance! Me: the money is broken Them: now another war! Me: did I mention the money is broken? #bitcoin

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

My peers (50 y.o. moms) fear the future and see we are on the brink of calamity. I explain the money is broken and #bitcoin is the answer. But they want the easy way (voting). They don’t want the hard way (dismantling their belief system and seeing the evil). I keep trying.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

Have you ever noticed the plebs with just a handful of followers have the most profound, pure, thought provoking #bitcoin tweets? There’s a spot in my heart for each and every one of you.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

Daughter: Mom, sometimes you talk about #bitcoin too much. Me: Darling, if you knew how many times I want to talk about it but hold back you’d be really proud of me. Daughter: Try just a little harder.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

I just told my 8 girlfriends in a group thread that #bitcoin was our only shot at stopping political corruption and world-wide tyranny. They kept chatting about where happy hour was going to be.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

In my life was this #Bitcoin maxi who was so toxic I started stacking. Then this other one came to my house and helped me with cold storage. Then this other one @parman_the took a lot of time and patiently taught me #Bitcoin . Those maxi’s, trust me, are really good people.

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@AllisonMDstack

10 months

Daughter to my son when they didn't think I could hear: "Been listening to a lot of Joe Rogan lately. Mom was right about everything, which means she's probably right about the other". Me smiling because I know the other she is referring to is #bitcoin .

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

And now this morning to attend a bridal shower where I deny my inner #bitcoin maxi and pretend interest in mind-numbingly mundane topics of conversation.

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

My dream for my kids: They have enough #bitcoin to not work but they work because they love their jobs.

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@AllisonMDstack

7 months

To my delight I met a #bitcoin er tonight! Him: Anytime you want to talk about #bitcoin let me know. Me: There's never a time I don't want to talk about #bitcoin . And to think I was dreading this party.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 months

My whole Twitter timeline is full of crap that has nothing to do with #bitcoin . #bitcoin is the only reason I'm on here and I only follow #bitcoin ers. Maddening!

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@AllisonMDstack

7 months

Convo with my son Me: Did you hear Elizabeth Warren wants to ban #bitcoin self-custody? Him: HaHa, that's funny. What's she going to do? Forced lobotomies?

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

I just scolded my son's 22 y.o best friend for keeping his #bitcoin on Coinbase. Kids these days 🙄!

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@AllisonMDstack

6 months

I bought #bitcoin for years. Had a little extra money and thought why not crypto? Kept in on Coinbase. Never thought about it much. And then one morning I joined #bitcoin twitter.

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@AllisonMDstack

3 months

Best friend: SSRI for 20 years Me: drug free BF: Ozempic Me: Carnivore BF: high stress job Me: stay at home mom BF: divorced Me: happily married BF: big 401K, debt, mortgage Me: #bitcoin I love her. This fiat world just trampled her down.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

Do you know what it’s like to be utterly fascinated with something for over two years and none of your friends in real life care one iota about it? That’s right, you do, because you too are a #bitcoin er.

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@AllisonMDstack

8 months

This is wild! 100 pages in and so many parallels with the financial accounts I follow on my Twitter. Thank God for #bitcoin .

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@AllisonMDstack

9 months

Friend who's a goldbug: #bitcoin really pumped. Me: that's nothing compared to what's about to happen. Her: silence. They're all watching the price.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

Two books will haunt me for the rest of my life: The Gulag Archipelago and now The Creature From Jekyll Island. Do you ever miss the days before you went down the Rabbit Hole?

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

This guy I've been trying to orange pill for the past 5 years came over tonight. As he left the house, I said "don't forget to buy some #bitcoin ". In the saddest, most defeated tone he said "yeah, I saw it was going up". I tried so hard to tell you, friend.

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@AllisonMDstack

8 months

Last Thanksgiving the national debt was 31.5 Trillion. Today it's 33 Trillion. Last Thanksgiving #bitcoin was 16K. Today it's 37K. Just sayin'

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@AllisonMDstack

7 months

Hubby and son went on a long ski trip without me. What I didn't do: Get the mail (didn't think of it) Fill my car with gas (drove the other one) Pay a bill (I don't do that) Yard work (ha) What I did do: Bought lots of #bitcoin and put it in cold storage.

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@AllisonMDstack

6 months

If this isn't a bull run, how wild is a bull run going to be? #bitcoin

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@AllisonMDstack

3 months

@BitcoinVanguard Because the days of daddy paying the bills haven't quite ended.

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@AllisonMDstack

9 months

About a year ago my hairdresser almost bought a #bitcoin . Today she said she wished she had. I told her it's not too late. But I didn't really mean it because for her it is too late. She blew the money she inherited on a Mercedes SUV and a pool. I feel nothing but sadness.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

Friend: The kids are grown and I’m bored. I don’t know what to do. Me: Oh, you should become a #bitcoin er. It’s endlessly interesting. There won’t be enough hours in your day. Friend: Is #bitcoin your answer to everything? Me: Mostly.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

@andyhofmann7 She just had a stroke live on TV.

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@AllisonMDstack

3 months

I think I reached some sort of pinnacle as a #bitcoin er because all I feel with this price dip is amusement.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

I was grateful for the weeks of stacking #bitcoin sub 20K, then sub 30K. Looks like it's time to appreciate sub 40K. Gotta shift the mind set.

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@AllisonMDstack

3 years

@MrsT106 I grew closer to the Lord begging him have mercy on our country.

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@AllisonMDstack

4 months

I wish I had one friend in real life I could call up and say "Have you seen the mempool? It's insane this morning!"

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

On my morning walk with the pups: Neighbor: #bitcoin 's ripping Me: Oh really? (Well maybe you should have bought some two years ago when we had you over for dinner and we told you about it, you stubborn normie).

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@AllisonMDstack

3 months

My friend's daughter, grew up with my daughters, a beautiful free spirited happy girl. Now an accountant with a major firm: 70 hours a week, miserable, depressed, lonely, just spinning. #bitcoin spare my kids from this hell.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

My hairdresser always wants to discuss #bitcoin . For two years I’ve been explaining and answering her questions. She inherited some money. In her driveway sits a brand new Mercedes. In her backyard the start of a new pool. Foolish woman.

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@AllisonMDstack

3 years

@ElectionWiz @PressSec She is the queen of nonsequitors.

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@AllisonMDstack

4 months

One evening I'll never forget, an extremely wealthy person told me voting was for poor people. That night I disagreed with him, but now as a #bitcoin er, I think he might be right.

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@AllisonMDstack

9 months

Just Orange Pilled two guys who came to tow my dead car. Explained the debt crisis Explained #bitcoin 's limited supply. Explained the halvening Explained the superiority to a shitcoin They were all ears! Was a blast!

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@AllisonMDstack

3 years

@JustenAnderson6 @CoriBush According to her if you’re white you’re guilty.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

Wedding shower advice for the lovely young couple:

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

@BonillaJL @MariaVargasPion One thing that’s true: the child is not “fine”.

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

The person I Orange Pilled about a year ago keeps dropping off goodies from her homestead for me. Unexpected #bitcoin blessings.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

Our super conservative college boy wrote his final paper on #bitcoin and got a 100% from his super liberal professor. #bitcoin ‘s for everyone! #proudmom

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@AllisonMDstack

4 months

My husband's partner is finally buying #bitcoin . If he had listened to me preach #bitcoin at every single social function for the past 5 years he could have had a whole lot more but whatever! Welcome aboard!!

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

What do women my age who aren't #bitcoin ers even do all day?

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@AllisonMDstack

10 months

My dental hygienist: I booked your next appointment for May 31st. Me: Wow, that's after the halvening. Her: Huh? Me: Oh nothing

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@AllisonMDstack

3 years

@MJMJ666 @RemoveRon The masked people on the plane look sad and pathetic. I’d be like get me off this plane and let me breathe that fresh Florida freedom air!

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

Hubby: Hi honey. What did you do today? Me: Well, I was really busy because #bitcoin is pumping. But I did get this can of tuna open for dinner.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 months

I have noticed a slight shift in my normie friends. When #bitcoin was 15K and I was telling them it was going to millions they ridiculed me, literally laughed in my face. They're not doing that anymore.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

Halfway through The Creature from Jekyll Island, my husband doubled our #bitcoin DCA ing. If you haven’t read it, you should.

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

Friend: Do you have any advice for me, facing the empty nest? Me: Yes, just go down the monetary debasement and #bitcoin rabbit hole. Soon you'll be like "what kids?" Shortly after, you will barely remember their names.

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@AllisonMDstack

3 years

@DavidLimbaugh My husband just flew to CA to get our new puppy. They asked if we had named him yet. He said Yes his name is Rush. They said after Limbaugh? My husband said yes and they all cheered and hugged.

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AllisonSatchmo

@AllisonMDstack

9 months

Friend: how come you stopped talking to me about #bitcoin ? Me: because it was like talking to a brick wall Her: you still like it? Me: with all my heart.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

My daughter and new son-in-law were saving for a house. They had a substantial amount saved up and decided to put it all into #bitcoin instead. “Our little apartment is fine. We’ll get the house later”. My cup runneth over!

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

Proud mom here. My son mowing lawns and working fast food all summer, stacking #bitcoin with all that sweat and toil. He'll remember it as the summer that set him free.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

Tonight at a Christmas party I Orange Pilled this guy. He was so intrigued, asking good questions, needing hope. I could see him really thinking. It was like #bitcoin was selling itself and I was this inconsequential player just explaining. Very humbling.

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@AllisonMDstack

3 months

Give them six months when they are living with five others in a rental, working 8 hours a day in a cubicle, and can't afford meat. They won't be laughing at #bitcoin then.

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OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER WAS JUST BOOED BY THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE AFTER HE TRIED TO PITCH THEM #Bitcoin

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@AllisonMDstack

3 years

@MrsT106 Old man shuffle too.

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@AllisonMDstack

8 months

#bitcoin is fun. No coiners have no idea the fun they are missing.

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@AllisonMDstack

3 years

@jacobkschneider Such lady-like posture for such a serious comment.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

@townhallcom It was actually an emotional and historic day for me when my dad died alone in a hospital two years ago today.

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@AllisonMDstack

5 months

Today I got in my old truck, rode out into the country with all the windows down and yelled #bitcoin at the top of my lungs. I knew you guys would understand.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

@cspan @JohnFetterman Awkwardly lumbering into Congress in gym shorts and tennis shoes……a new low in decorum.

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@AllisonMDstack

1 year

This guy I see once a year at a Christmas party and whom at this party for the past three years I've had long #bitcoin discussions with, just called to ask me where to buy.

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@AllisonMDstack

8 months

Went to a Christmas party last night with my friend group (all I tried to OP unsuccessfully). One of their sons was there and guess what? He is a #bitcoin er! Cold storage, hates shitcoins, the real deal. We had a long, fun chat!

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@AllisonMDstack

2 months

Thanks for all those extra weeks you gave us to stack under 70K, #bitcoin . We took full advantage. -the diehards

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@AllisonMDstack

2 months

I like my steak medium rare and my #bitcoin over 70K. How about you?

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@AllisonMDstack

11 months

@houmanhemmati @Maui My dad died alone in the hospital of cancer. No loved ones by his side. I will never forgive them.

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@AllisonMDstack

2 years

When I get together with my girlfriends, do they realize how hard I’m trying to be interested in whatever they are talking about and how difficult it is for me to not talk about #bitcoin ?

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@AllisonMDstack

6 months

At a nice restaurant for family brunch. My heavy purse almost toppled my chair over. Brother-in-law: It's all her #bitcoin ! Guy at the table next door: Ethereum's the future! Brother-in-law: Fukc your shitcoin, bro! Proud.

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@AllisonMDstack

4 months

My second halving. My first one I was luckily buying #bitcoin . I had no idea what a halving was, what a difficulty adjustment was, what a block reward was, what cold storage was, etc. It's been a helluva learning curve thanks to you beautiful maxies!

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@AllisonMDstack

3 months

I like to scroll through the comments of macro economic posts and find some totally based sharp reply from a laser eyed #bitcoin maxi who usually has a hundred followers or so. Best!

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@AllisonMDstack

11 months

That oh-so-irritating friend I tried to Orange Pill just texted me that #bitcoin 's price dropped. Like I don't know the current price. Like he's the smart one. Like I'm just a foolish gal. This from the brilliant guy who returned The Bitcoin Standard to me unread.

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@AllisonMDstack

11 months

Me: trying to explain #bitcoin to someone. Her: I have no interest in this kind of stuff. Me: Oh, what interests you? Her: Books Me: You should read The Creature from Jekyll Island. I tried.

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@AllisonMDstack

3 years

@dianaberrent You missed Christmas with your family?

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@AllisonMDstack

3 months

Going to a wedding tonight and my one and only real life #bitcoin friend is going to be there! Can't wait to talk to a maxi in the flesh!

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@AllisonMDstack

28 days

Just had a long #bitcoin conversation with my son's friend who's staying with us this week. Him: You're the third person to talk to me about #bitcoin recently. A guy from my church and my brother have been telling me about it. This is a very good sign!!

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@AllisonMDstack

3 months

Thank you from the bottom of my heart to all the #bitcoin maxies who over the past epoch shaped me into one myself. I never bought a shitcoin or lost a #bitcoin because of you guys. My gratitude runs deep.

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@AllisonMDstack

8 months

Hubby: what's so funny over there? Me: #bitcoin twitter is on a whole other level of crazy this morning. 🚀

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@AllisonMDstack

8 months

Me: Honey, where is the Christmas china? I can't find it anywhere. Hubby: You sold it on eBay last year to buy more #bitcoin Me: That was smart . Him: Very

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@AllisonMDstack

8 months

I have a friend very hurt because she wasn't invited to some party. Also another friend upset because so-and-so said something kind of rude. If only they had something bigger to think about! May I suggest #bitcoin ?

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@AllisonMDstack

11 months

If my family really knew how much I think about #bitcoin they might be worried. My friends for sure.

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