xander @Allenguy25 Twitter profile

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xander

@Allenguy25

2 months

if you followed me for counter-strike stuff i will be moving most of that to my new cs2 twitter account @thecattcs2

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xander

@Allenguy25

5 months

Abel after being murdered

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5 months

@orbmombro this isnt funny cain, someone on twitter complained about nuns being sexualised so im dedicating my life to ending this awful practice

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in the trans community i feel like i am alone in thinking that hard drugs are, yknow, bad

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@Allenguy25

8 months

which one of you fucking trans girl has a wild fucking animal in their house

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@Allenguy25

2 years

@sloth_bucket jesse, jesse, jesse help i am a metaphor for toxic masculinity help

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@Allenguy25

6 months

t4t puppygirls call them frottweilers

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@Allenguy25

2 months

How are you people interpreting me being upset that I have to see my fellow humans casually talk about heroin because theyre so used to drugs as me thinking everyone who uses drugs are bad people

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@Allenguy25

2 months

if you come under this tweet to call me a loser i'm blocking you, you don't know what i've been through

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@Allenguy25

2 months

@_animeprotag i think all drugs should at the very least be decriminalized

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@Allenguy25

3 years

Y'all look at this

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@Allenguy25

8 months

@nukedprolestate a wild friend*

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@Allenguy25

3 years

i have never seen a snake that looked like it was enjoying itself this much

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@Allenguy25

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@LiquidHbox hornybox???

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@Allenguy25

2 years

I tried to apply to donate sperm and they dont accept applicants under 5'8

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@Allenguy25

8 months

c at: meow me: meow cat: meow cat: meow me: meow cat: meow cat: meow me: meow cat: mao me: meeow cat: meow me: meow me: meow cat: meow cat: meow cat: meoow me: meow cat: meow me: meow cat: meow me: meow cat: meow me: meow cat: meow cat: meow me: meow me: meow cat: meow me: meowww

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@Allenguy25

8 months

@alicevergreen sorry that was me

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@Allenguy25

8 months

@Northernlion have you considered freezing PB&J sandwiches

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@Allenguy25

2 months

@TrueSlazac sleep recharges you

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@Allenguy25

3 years

good morning

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@Allenguy25

2 months

@TomboysB So true

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xander

@Allenguy25

3 years

@LeatherChicken_ @Respawn waaah waaah i'm a gamer with no patience waaaah it's almost like when a big update for a huge game that's only multiplayer, lots of people try to play it, crashing the servers, there's nothing you can really do about it

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@Allenguy25

8 months

@jessicobra can you give me your login so i can delete this tweet

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@Allenguy25

3 years

they’d call me a slur

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@Allenguy25

3 years

would be cool if my mom stopped LOUDLY HAVING SEX IN THE ROOM RIGHT NEXT TO ME SHUT THE FUCCK UPPPPPPPPPP

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@Allenguy25

2 years

what

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@Allenguy25

4 years

@WaifuVan1lla @urfavsantifa @100gecs @dylanbrady @xxlaura_lesxx Coward

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@Allenguy25

4 months

@vanillaopinions have you ever considered entering a competitive bait competition

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@Allenguy25

3 years

@OfficialGami good :)

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@Allenguy25

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@Allenguy25

3 years

@100gecs @cartierchain @alice_gas @underscoresplus @TONYVONURMIND i can't read

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@Allenguy25

4 years

if you block the CIA on twitter it means you're immune to the law

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@Allenguy25

2 years

CUM is stored in the MOUTH

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@Allenguy25

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@Allenguy25

4 years

@sillygoows @100gecs Damn I didn’t know your name was “This song”

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@Allenguy25

3 years

*closes twitter tab* *opens new tab* *clicks twitter*

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@Allenguy25

2 years

Yeah I'm gay, what about it?

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@Allenguy25

2 years

@P0liticsEnjoyer

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@Allenguy25

2 years

2012 election who are you voting for

Walter White (Repub.)

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@Allenguy25

2 years

@TomboysB @Third_Nut you can get creampied by women smh

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@Allenguy25

3 years

@jimmyleft16 @100gecs @cartierchain @alice_gas @underscoresplus @TONYVONURMIND no like i can't read

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@Allenguy25

3 years

@theneedledrop @babykeem

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@Allenguy25

4 years

if i get to 600 followers before the end of the month I WILL LITERALLY DRINK WATER, EAT FOOD, OVERALL JUST TAKE CARE OF MYSELF

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@Allenguy25

4 years

@HexArcane I DONT WANNA BE A CAT OH GOD OH FUCK

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@Allenguy25

5 months

@FabledFable_ i know but the joke is easier to understand on a surface level this way if you don't know much about the bible

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xander

@Allenguy25

2 years

I might be homeless soon, every dollar counts. Vnmo/cshpp in bio if you'd prefer to donate that way.

Help queer person not become homeless, organized by Xander Guy

Hi, I'm 19, queer, disabled and live in South Carolina. My mental disabilities preven… Xander Guy needs your support for Help queer person not become homeless

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xander

@Allenguy25

4 years

100 likes and i post my tiddies

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@Allenguy25

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@Allenguy25

4 years

@GrimFables @RiskofRain i certainly am! 2-3 content updates in size? heall yeah!

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xander

@Allenguy25

4 years

the ideal boy

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@Allenguy25

6 months

@3kliksphilip why does the 2023 picture look fake

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xander

@Allenguy25

4 years

lord forgive me for what i’m about to do...

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@Allenguy25

5 months

@orbmombro don't like this gif

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@Allenguy25

5 months

@TrueSlazac Because they are known right wing conspiracy theorist

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@Allenguy25

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@Allenguy25

3 years

@OfficialGami ratio'd by my unity project with the fucked up spinning coin

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xander

@Allenguy25

4 years

i have 17 mutuals with this person

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@Allenguy25

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xander

@Allenguy25

2 years

In what universe does Matt Gaetz voting for trump twice by himself imply that momentum for "Speaker Trump" is growing

The Beer Legend

@thebeerlegend

2 years

🚨 MATT #GAETZ VOTES AGAIN FOR DONALD JOHN #TRUMP FOR #SPEAKER OF THE UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES 🚨 The momentum for Speaker Trump is growing and growing... #NeverKevin

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@Allenguy25

2 years

zero motivation

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@Allenguy25

3 years

this isn’t what i was looking for

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@Allenguy25

3 years

For his neutral special, he wields a gun

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xander

@Allenguy25

4 years

the existence of Transylvania implies the existence of a Cisylvania

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xander

@Allenguy25

4 years

Only 25% of people can get this question right! Do you have what it takes?

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@Allenguy25

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@Allenguy25

4 months

Is this a good selfie chat

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@Allenguy25

2 months

I didn't fucking say that

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xander

@Allenguy25

4 years

hi guys

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@Allenguy25

2 years

@PunishedLink if you are thinking about this every few weeks i think you might need to reevaluate how much time you spend looking at twitter, wikipedia, maps and politics

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xander

@Allenguy25

6 months

tone indicators /p and /k for when i'm puppy and when i'm kitty

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@Allenguy25

2 years

Am I cute be honest

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xander

@Allenguy25

4 years

You just sent in your last saved image instead of an application to the college you want to go to, how fucked are you?

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xander

@Allenguy25

2 years

announcing a slight change

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@Allenguy25

4 years

this is the last time i ever make a joke tweet asking for likes

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@Allenguy25

2 years

Wheres the clitoris? Probaly in her libreal mansion with her emails !!!! 😂🤣

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@Allenguy25

4 years

mrow

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@Allenguy25

2 years

@sloth_bucket this is going to pass my most liked tweet by a lot

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xander

@Allenguy25

1 year

@Staroxvia my bedtime was 8 pm so i'm into staying up late

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xander

@Allenguy25

4 years

you see me abusing heroin in front of you, your 7th emoji is your reaction

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@Allenguy25

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@Allenguy25

4 years

how get penis out of coke glass

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xander

@Allenguy25

2 years

i type "gmail . com" in there everyday and it never auto completes, i ACCIDENTALLY type "cute twinks cuddling gifs" ONE TIME and suddenly it thinks that's all i want to look up

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xander

@Allenguy25

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