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Groucho

@AllThingsMarx

5 years

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others" #GrouchoMarx

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Groucho

@AllThingsMarx

9 months

#GrouchMarx : "Gentlemen, he may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." #DuckSoup 1933

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#GrouchoMarx : "Gentlemen, he may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." #DuckSoup 1933

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@AllThingsMarx

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#Groucho : "Let me see that bill... 9 dollars and 40 cents? This is an outrage! ...If I were you I wouldn't pay it" #ANightAtTheOpera 1935

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception" #GrouchoMarx

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@AllThingsMarx

14 days

"I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t It." #GrouchoMarx

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@AllThingsMarx

7 months

#Groucho : It's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause. #Chico : Ha ha ha ha...You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus" #ANightAtTheOpera #ChristmasEve

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@AllThingsMarx

24 days

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others" #GrouchoMarx #VoteFirefly

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#Groucho : It's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause. #Chico : Ha ha ha...You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus #ANightAtTheOpera Leonard "Chico" Marx, born #OTD in 1887!

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@AllThingsMarx

9 months

"I’ve Had a Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn’t It" #GrouchoMarx

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@AllThingsMarx

11 months

Remembering the greatest! #GrouchoMarx died 19th August 1977 aged 86. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others" #GrouchoMarxDay

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#MarxBrothers #CoronationWeekend

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@AllThingsMarx

10 months

#GrouchoMarx : "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set I go into the other room and read a book" #BookshopDay

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@AllThingsMarx

10 months

Happy Birthday #Grouchomarx Born 2nd Oct 1890. "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception" #GrouchoMarxDay 🥸

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

#Groucho : "Let me see that bill... 9 dollars and 40 cents? This is an outrage! ...If I were you I wouldn't pay it." #ANightAtTheOpera 1935

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#GrouchoMarx : "Gentlemen, he may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." #DuckSoup 1933

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@AllThingsMarx

5 months

#GrouchoMarx receiving an honorary Oscar 1974. "I wish #Harpo and #Chico were here to share it with me, this great honour. I wish Margaret Dumont could be here too." #Oscars

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@AllThingsMarx

4 months

"Say, what do you think you're doing, holding up the building?" #HarpoMarx 1946 #ANightInCasablanca

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

#OtisBDriftwood : "Is it my imagination or is it getting crowded in here?" #ANightAtTheOpera 1935 One of the greatest scenes ever?

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@AllThingsMarx

7 months

#Groucho : "Two beers bartender" #Chico : "I'll take two beers too." #MarxBrothers #HappyNewYearsEve

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@AllThingsMarx

8 months

#ProfessorWagstaff : "I don't know what they have to say, It makes no difference anyway, whatever it is, I'm against it. No matter what it is or who commenced it, I'm against it." #HorseFeathers 1932

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@AllThingsMarx

2 months

#DrHackenbush : "Either he's dead or my watch has stopped" #ADayAtTheRaces released 11th June 1937

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

#CaptSpaulding : "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know" #AnimalCrackers 1930

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

"PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER." #GrouchoMarx

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@AllThingsMarx

9 months

#Chico : Now I aska you one. What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in a circus? #Prosecutor : That's irrelevant. #Chico : Irrelephant? Hey, thatsa the answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in the circus #DuckSoup #HailFreedonia

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@AllThingsMarx

8 months

Happy birthday #HarpoMarx born 23rd Nov 1888. "Harpo played the right instrument. He was an angel.There was nobody like him, and there never will be" #Honk

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

#Chico : What you need is a good bodyguard #Groucho : What I need is a good body. The one I've got isn't worth guarding! #ANightInCasaBlanca 1946.

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

#ProfessorWagstaff : "Young man, as you grow older, you'll find you can't burn the candle at both ends...well, I was wrong" #HorseFeathers 1932.

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

#Chico : Now I aska you one. What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in a circus? #Prosecutor : That's irrelevant. #Chico : Irrelephant? Hey, thatsa the answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in the circus #DuckSoup 1933 #MarxBros

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@AllThingsMarx

9 months

#GrouchoMarx : "If you think this country's bad off now just wait until I get through with it" #DuckSoup 1933.

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@AllThingsMarx

5 months

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others" #GrouchoMarx

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

#ChicoMarx #FridayFeeling

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#Groucho :"Let me see that bill... 9 dollars and 40 cents? This is an outrage! ...If I were you I wouldn't pay it" #ANightAtTheOpera 1935

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

"Say, what do you think you're doing, holding up the building?" #HarpoMarx 1946 #ANightInCasablanca

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@AllThingsMarx

7 months

#GrouchoMarx : "There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook"

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@AllThingsMarx

8 months

Mrs. Teasdale:"The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." #RufusTFirefly : "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more." #DuckSoup 1933.

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@AllThingsMarx

2 years

Happy Birthday #Grouchomarx Born 2nd Oct 1890. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others" #GrouchoMarxDay

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@AllThingsMarx

9 months

#GrouchoMarx 12 and #HarpoMarx 14 in New York 1902

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@AllThingsMarx

10 months

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others" #GrouchoMarx

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#ProfessorWagstaff : "Young man, as you grow older, you'll find you can't burn the candle at both ends...well, I was wrong" #HorseFeathers 1932

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@AllThingsMarx

11 months

#HarpoMarx #FridayFeeling

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@AllThingsMarx

9 months

Judge: That sort of testimony we can eliminate. #ChicoMarx : ’At’s-a fine. I’ll take some. Judge: You’ll take what? #Chico : Eliminate. A nice cold glass eliminate. #DuckSoup 1933

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@AllThingsMarx

4 months

#FridayFeeling Celebrating the life of #ChicoMarx born 22nd March 1887

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@AllThingsMarx

4 months

#RufusTFirefly : "Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first" #DuckSoup 1933.

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@AllThingsMarx

2 months

#Chico : Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill *you* for money. #Chico : Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing. #TheCocoanuts 1929

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@AllThingsMarx

6 years

#GrouchoMarx : "A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere" #BlackCatAppreciationDay

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@AllThingsMarx

4 months

#MrSmythe : Sir, this lady IS My WIFE. You should be ashamed!! #Groucho : If this lady is your wife,YOU should be ashamed! #ANightInCasablanca 1946

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@AllThingsMarx

2 months

#ChicoMarx :Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes #Prosecutor : No, I'm talking about taxes - money, dollars! #Chico : Dollars! That's-a where my uncle lives! Dollars, Taxes! #DuckSoup 1933.

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@AllThingsMarx

2 months

#GrouchoMarx : "I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that." #ANightInCasablanca 1946

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@AllThingsMarx

11 months

#ProfessorWagstaff : "I don't know what they have to say, It makes no difference anyway, whatever it is, I'm against it. No matter what it is or who commenced it, I'm against it" #HorseFeathers released August 31st 1932

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

#Groucho : ... and 2 fried eggs, 2 poached eggs, 2 scrambled eggs, 2 medium boiled eggs #Chico and 2 hard boiled eggs. #Groucho and 2 hard boiled eggs. #Honk #Groucho Make that 3 hard boiled eggs. #ANightAtTheOpera 1935.

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

"PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER." #GrouchoMarx #BlueTick

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

#Groucho : "We'd make an ideal couple. Why you've got beauty, charm, money! You have got money, haven't you? 'Cos if you haven't, we can quit right now!" #AnimalCrackers . 1930

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@AllThingsMarx

4 months

#Groucho : "I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove." #DuckSoup 1933

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#Groucho : "Either he's dead or my watch has stopped" #ADayAtTheRaces 1937.

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@AllThingsMarx

3 years

#Groucho : "It's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause" #Chico : *Ha ha ha...You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Clause" #MerryChristmas

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@AllThingsMarx

23 days

#HarpoMarx , Fred, and Lucille on a war bond tour - 1943 #FridayFeeling

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@AllThingsMarx

11 months

#GrouchoMarx : "I've worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty" #MonkeyBusiness 1931

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@AllThingsMarx

8 months

#MarilynMonroe : “Some men are following me.” #Groucho : "Really, I can't understand why" #LoveHappy 1949

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@AllThingsMarx

8 months

#FridayFeeling #HarpoMarx

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#CaptSpaulding : "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know" #AnimalCrackers 1930 #WorldElephantDay2023

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@AllThingsMarx

6 months

#Groucho : What do you say, girls? Are we all going to get married? #MrsWhitehead : All of us? But, that's bigamy! #Groucho : Yes, and it's big of me too! #AnimalCrackers 1930

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@AllThingsMarx

9 months

#Groucho "He's a complete stranger, and not even a close one at that"

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@AllThingsMarx

2 years

#Groucho : What do you say, girls? Are we all going to get married? #MrsWhitehead :All of us? But, that's bigamy! #Groucho : Yes, and it's big of me too! #AnimalCrackers 1930.

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

"Buddy, can you help me out? I'd like to get a cup of coffee" #HarpoMarx #HorseFeathers 1932

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

Judge: That sort of testimony we can eliminate. #ChicoMarx : ’At’s-a fine. I’ll take some. Judge: You’ll take what? #Chico : Eliminate. A nice cold glass eliminate. #DuckSoup 1933

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@AllThingsMarx

1 month

#Zeppo : Anything further, Father? #Groucho : Anything further, Father? That can't be right. Isn't it anything farther, further? #HorseFeathers 1932 Happy #FathersDay

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#DrHackenbush : "If you're looking for my fingerprints, you're a little early!" #ADayAtTheRaces 1937 #MarxBrothers .

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@AllThingsMarx

8 months

#Zeppo : Anything further, Father? #Groucho : Anything further, Father? That can't be right. Isn't it anything farther, further? #HorseFeathers 1932

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#Groucho : "Why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean... flee to my lodge in the hills" #MonkeyBusiness 1931

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@AllThingsMarx

5 months

#GrouchoMarx : "If you think this country's bad off now just wait until I get through with it" #DuckSoup 1933

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@AllThingsMarx

11 months

"The workers of Freedonia are demanding shorter hours" #Groucho : "We'll give them shorter hours! We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes" #DuckSoup 1933

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@AllThingsMarx

8 months

#Groucho : How much would you charge to run into an open manhole? #Chico : Just the cover charge #Groucho : Well, drop in sometime. #Chico : Sewer #Groucho :Well, we cleaned that up pretty well. #AnimalCrackers 1930

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@AllThingsMarx

8 months

One of #GrouchoMarx 's favourite stories: "I once knew a girl who wore an anklet that said 'heavens above'."

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@AllThingsMarx

2 months

"The workers of Freedonia are demanding shorter hours" #Groucho : "We'll give them shorter hours! We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes" #DuckSoup 1933

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@AllThingsMarx

7 months

#MerryChristmas and a happy #NewYear #GrouchoMarx

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@AllThingsMarx

4 months

#Dumont : 'I'm afraid after we're married awhile, a beautiful young girl will come along, and you'll forget all about me" #Groucho : "Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week" #TheBigStore 1941

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@AllThingsMarx

4 months

#MarxBrothers #InternationalHappinessDay

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@AllThingsMarx

10 months

#GummoMarx : " #Harpo played the right instrument. He was an angel. There was nobody like him, and there never will be" Remembering #HarpoMarx who died 28th September 1964 #Honk

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@AllThingsMarx

4 months

#MarxBrothers Easter eggs by John Lamouranne. #HappyEasterSunday

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@AllThingsMarx

9 months

#GrouchoMarx "Mrs Rittenhouse, ever since I met you, I've swept you off my feet." #AnimalCrackers 1930

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2 months

#OtisBDriftwood : Could he sail tomorrow? #Fiorello : You pay him enough money, he could sail yesterday. #MarxBrothers #ANightAtTheOpera 1935

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@AllThingsMarx

8 months

"We want our wages!" #Groucho : Wages? Do you want to be wage slaves? Answer me that! #Bellhops : "No" #Groucho : No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages! #TheCocoanuts 1929

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1 month

#FridayFeeling #Chico : You sing-a high. #Connie : Yes, I have a falsetto voice. #Chico : That's-a funny; my last pupil she had-a false set-a teeth. #HorseFeathers 1932

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8 months

#Groucho : "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor - which is probably more than she ever did" #DuckSoup 1933

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@AllThingsMarx

3 months

#GrouchoMarx :"Ever since I met you, I've swept you off my feet." #AnimalCrackers 1930.

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@AllThingsMarx

7 months

#BoxingDay #MarxBrothers version

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@AllThingsMarx

8 months

Chandler: "What do you think about South America? I'm going there soon" #Groucho : "Is that so! Where you going?" Chandler: Uruguay! #Groucho : "Well, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine" #AnimalCrackers 1930

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@AllThingsMarx

2 months

#Groucho : Do you follow me? #Dumont : Yes #Groucho :Well stop following me or I'll have you arrested! #ANightAtTheOpera 1935

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@AllThingsMarx

6 months

#Groucho : Do they allow tipping on the boat? #Steward : Yes, sir. #Groucho : Have you got two fives? #Steward :Yes, sir! #Groucho : Well, then you won't need the ten cents I was gonna give you. #ANightAtTheOpera 1935

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@AllThingsMarx

11 months

#Baravelli : You can't come in unless you give the password... I give you 3 guesses. It's the name of a fish. #ProfessorWagstaff : Is it Mary? #Baravelli Ha-ha. That's-a no fish! #ProfessorWagstaff : She isn't? Well, she drinks like one. #HorseFeathers released August 31st 1932

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#FridayFeeling #GrouchoMarx

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@AllThingsMarx

11 months

#Chico : Now I ask a you one. What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in a circus? #Prosecutor : That's irrelevant. #Chico : Irrelephant? Hey, thatsa the answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in the circus #DuckSoup 1933

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#Chico : You sing-a high. #Connie : Yes, I have a falsetto voice. #Chico : That's-a funny; my last pupil she had-a false set-a teeth. #HorseFeathers 1932

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

#Dumont : 'I'm afraid after we're married awhile, a beautiful young girl will come along, and you'll forget all about me" #Groucho : "Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week" #TheBigStore released June 20th 1941

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@AllThingsMarx

1 year

"The table's set for four" #Groucho :"That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight. That doesn't prove a thing" #ANightAtTheOpera 1935

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1 year

#GrouchoMarx : "I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that" #ANightInCasablanca 1946

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3 months

#Chicolini : Oh no. I no leave. #MrsTeasdale : But I saw you with my own eyes. #Chicolini : Well, who ya gonna believe me or your own eyes? #DuckSoup 1933.

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2 years

Remembering the greatest! Julius Henry #Groucho Marx who died 19th August 1977 aged 86

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