Alien Ordinal Artifacts <<<A👽A>>>
Hand-drawn by Joey Mars, legendary psychedelic artist with collectors and collaborators including the Grateful Dead, Jeremy Scott, Pearl Jam & Travis Scott.
First Edition Supply: 300
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Alien Ordinal Artifacts on
#Bitcoin
MINTING 10AM JULY 3RD 2024
@MEonBTC
Hand-Drawn by Joey Mars on Rare Sats.
First Edition Supply: 300 @ .0069BTC
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1 First Edition = 2 Second Edition
In under 24 hours, the revelation has surfaced. Beam the conspiracy into the minds of the Meatbags and see who sticks around long enough to put the pieces together. The receptive souls form the nexus of the collective,
If there's a suspicious link in your DM that hasn't been answered it'll be abducted and delivered to the next meatbag in line.
Drop a 👽 if you’re getting down with Phase 1.
Extraterrestrial revelations beamed into the mind of Joey Mars, transmitted from pen to paper, inscribed on rare sats for eternity.
Who wants to protect the paper in this dimension? The aliens await your response…
Tinfoil Hat Man. Born in Cuba. Raised in Roswell, New Mexico. Knows more than he is letting on about the location of Satoshi Nakamoto and Bitcoin Sammy.
The Aliens want a word.
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@AlienOrdinals
X
@TheInfiniteXYZ
OPEN EDITION.
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The Countdown Begins.
72 hours ::: 4,320 minutes ::: 259,200 seconds ::: 77.3 billion light seconds.
Unless you're on the Event Horizon, in which case it already occurred.
All A👽A Presale holders will be granted a physical Alien print signed by Mr. Joey Mars.
The First Edition is a portal to all that follows —> Presale participants are the destined Meatbags spearheading our interdimensional odyssey.
The Meatbags will be rewarded for their
Handcrafted, entirely unique 1/1s inscribed on rare sats... each one its own piece of the interdimensional saga. But this is merely the beginning.
1 First Edition = 2 Second Edition
2 Second Edition = ██████
ChartFu got his…
@ChartFuMonkey
aka the Bitcoin Emissary aka SheetFu. The Aliens asked their meatbag conduits who knew what around here and this
@BanditsBTC
was the fast answer. Only right that he was first to get abducted.
Join the conspiracy.
Calling all Meatbags! Private AOA group chat for First Edition Holders starts now. The AOA Blockchain Police will begin the onboarding process shortly. Don't worry they work for us. Comment below to let us know you're ready.
Joey Mars is the conduit for a cross-dimensional data stream. Figured he better inscribe these revelations on the daddy chain for all of eternity before the story got lost in the dark matter splatter, and the answers became questions again. AOA's First Edition serves as a
A lifetime of relentless inquiry into the unexplained has led to A👽A.
The First Edition rips open four decades of personal encounters and conspiracy theories, revving up a timeless saga that slams the truth onto Bitcoin for eternity.
AOA FIRST EDITION
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Tomorrow we rip into chapter one of an interdimensional game of telephone to see if the formless can find its shape. These hand-drawn artifacts are etched on Nakamoto’s chain for eternity,
The AOA mission is to unearth an intergalactic tale through hand-drawn pieces and rare artifacts - etched for eternity on Nakamoto’s chain - all while forging the most formidable alien conspiracy collective Bitcoin has ever seen.
Aliens to Ground Control, revelation incoming
When you see another alien driving a mint-condition maserati, eating mint chip ice cream, sipping mint tea under a mint tree, it might mean we're getting closer to █████ 🗝🗄🧳📡👽
Drop a 👽 if you're stuck in the Ordinal wormhole and aren't looking for a way out.
Giveaway for Presale Meatbags still open. Winner picked in 48 hours.
A faction known as "Ordinal Maxi Biz" has taken kindly to The Alien cause. United by their investigation into what is claimed as 'human existence' they seek answers at the ordinal levels.
👽🤝🫡
@OrdinalMaxiBiz
Taxes, horse shit, kardashian
#10
, horse shit, politicians saying they work for you, horse shit, area 51 isn't real, horse shit, if it smells like shit, it's horse shit.
The uncanny valley is the unsettling feeling when androids closely resemble humans but lack true nature, leaving a chilling sense of something missing.
Who’s felt it?
The objective is clear: build indomitable bonds with the First Edition holders, those intrepid Meatbags ready to embark on this interdimensional odyssey.
One tab makes you orange, one tab makes you blue... Two tabs, you see double, three tabs, you see YOU. We’re all twins separated at birth. Don’t forget to find your other half. These are the only ACID TWINS in First Edition. HOLD BOTH into Second Edition, something trippy goes
THANK YOU TO EVERY MEATBAG SUPPORTING AOA THE LAST 48 HOURS. WHAT A TRIP AND IT'S JUST BEGINNING. WILL START PRIVATE AOA GROUP SOON FOR 300 HOLDERS. UNTIL THEN TELL A FRIEND.
Alien Ordinal Artifacts. Etched for eternity on Nakamoto’s chain. Welcome to the Grand Delusion.
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1 First Edition = 2 Second Edition
2 Second Edition = ██████
Crossing the rubicon on the way to americon. Licked some strips while tagging ships. The sky began to fold and ripple. Yankee doodle data came in via my third nipple. Make America Eat Acid Again.✌️👽✌️
No tiny bootleg monkeys for you. You’ll have to visit the zoo. Silk Road mega box confiscated at the border. The Feds want you in to talk on a recorder.
Handcrafted, entirely unique 1/1s inscribed on rare sats... each one its own piece of the interdimensional saga. But this is merely the beginning.
1 First Edition = 2 Second Edition
2 Second Edition = ██████
Sandoz Laboratories manufactured Delysid LSD 25. One of their customers was the US Government. The MK Ultra project tested Delysid on human subjects. Some of those unwitting participants now live among us, unaware of their altered minds and hidden triggers. Your neighbor could be
I hope you are rested. You're about to be tested. No stickers and lollipops here, just a check of your gear. MK Ultra outpatient services, you're a part of their tale. The Aliens would like a word, together, we can't fail.
Meatbags are limited in their perception of time and space, but the Aliens see all. Found a
@QuantumCatsXYZ
stuck in a tree and beamed it back down to solid ground. A Wizard is only as good as their magic. Tell that to the man with the wise beard
@0xfar
. The Aliens would like a
So much gratitude today considering the clandestine environment we navigate. AOA welcomes all. Our kind went through a multidimensional trillion-year bear market called pre-existence… Advice to the earth-bound: listen to
@HODLsolana
and hold on for dear life.
Tin Foil Hat Man playing the role of Franky Fortune Cookie spouting off lucky numbers like Old Lady Rattigan on Bingo night. The escaped UFO from Tonopah Test Range lowers the boom box and the park becomes electric. The Blue Cat raps. The Prince awaits the crown with a frown.
The Aliens knew everything about Bitcoin, but very little about art. Joey Mars knew everything about art, but very little about Bitcoin. Then guys like
@billyrestey
showed them what a perfect pair the two could be. Bitcoin on the art chain. Or something like that. Either way The
FIRST EDITION HOLDERS WILL RECEIVE A FREE (FEES ONLY)
@AlienOrdinals
X
@TheInfiniteXYZ
OPEN EDITION.
24 HOURS TO DROP WALLET AND YOUR AOA FOR SNAPSHOT📸