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@AlexisIsOverIt

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🇲🇽 ⚖️👩🏻‍💼⚖️ ⚾️🏀🏈 📺 🎶 Chicana in Law • Sports, RealityTV, & HipHop Enthusiast • Racist, MAGA? GTFO • Don’t follow me, I tweet about dumb shit.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2020
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@AlexisIsOverIt
Alexis (the Sequel)
5 months
Finally cleaned my closet and found one of my favorite T-shirts. Great organization that was a part of my law journey back in 2019, can’t wait to get back to exoneration work. #XONR8
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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3 years
@STOPFLEXIN @lexijawn @BarkyBoogz White man angry at black child accomplishing more than his own privileged spawn, says fraud must be at play, story at 11.
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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3 years
@JayNoir_ Me waiting for that steering wheel to come out.
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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4 years
@jiggyjayy2 When Patricia shows up to Gavin’s job in her pantsuit and with the stripper, so Gavin rushes to his car as everyone watches, where he then zips out of the parking lot, gets hit by the truck, and dies. Lol, wut?
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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4 years
@Aquilla15809347 @davenewworld_2 As someone who has taken a real Constitutional Law class, I’d be more than happy to school this bitch while the TJ employee calls police. Stop trying to reason with them, they want you to engage so they can go on their mindless diatribes. Tell them the rules & call the cops.
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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3 years
@j_dunnnn Former FWB messaged me after years when I had an IG to ask if we could resume our fucking endeavors. Turned down the immediate invitation because I had plans but scheduled a meet up for 2 weeks later. 3 days later, he posts an engagement announcement. 😬
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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4 years
@GelbartMarkus @moisturizednerd A “paradise” where they displace the locals so they can use it for their own gain. You misspelled *give me a break, I’m an asshole who thinks “because they can” is a good enough reason for Americans to do anything they damn well please.*
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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2 years
@BarkyBoogz And some will still “Then you should get a better job” you, not realizing how insane they sound by dehumanizing you and putting the onus on the individual to have to struggle like that for basic survival.
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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4 years
Little Miss Sunshine’s perfect facade started to crack when Kiko was explaining why he was leery of her. #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeckMediterranean
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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2 years
@TMZ When it’s more important to you that your children not have different fathers than having children with a partner who treats you with respect.
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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3 years
The supposed problem in the marriage: The real problem in the marriage: #MAFS #MAFSHouston #MarriedAtFirstSight
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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4 years
@Kate_Chastain I’m usually a fan of yours, but please recognize that Gizelle is only friendly to you on that bore of a talk show because she needs to keep a job. With your history of DV, I would stay in my lane on this one.
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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3 years
I don’t give a fuck how rich they are and how much they paid for a yacht trip, these people are huge, classless cunts. #BDSY #BelowDeckSailing #BelowDeckSailingYacht #BelowDeck
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9 months
I don’t care how they spin this “beneficial” move, these are two incredibly selfish and delusional people. #LifeAfterLockup #LoveAfterLockup
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4 years
Capt. Sandy loves talking a big, hypocritical game about moods, feelings, & professionalism. *cue replays of Tom throwing tantrums every day & not being fired* *cue replay of Malia having a meltdown because she couldn’t bone in private* #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeckMediterranean
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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3 years
@tinnkky I read about a third of the book and then felt like shit about how I’ve allowed my body to become a cesspool where trauma goes to die so I stopped reading it. That’ll make everything better, amirite?
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3 years
@TropicaliJaye And instead of realizing there are consequences to their actions, they are now the martyrs. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️
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3 years
Was it something I said? 🥰🤷🏻‍♀️ #RHONJ
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4 years
“John is pretty sneaky........I’m gonna keep living with him for free, tho” #LoveAfterLockup #LifeAfterLockup
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4 years
Andrew always looks like he smells like ball sweat and roast beef sandwiches. Good riddance. #90DayFiance
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4 years
Rachel to Elizabeth: “You wanna be a yachtie? Suck it up!!!” Also Rachel: #BelowDeck
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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3 years
@mikes_hardest_ All my app delivery instructions say, “Please leave food in front of doormat. No need to knock, thank you.” My fat ass is monitoring that shit on my phone. Please stop trying to make me see other humans.
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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3 years
Shannon was bullied into apologizing to Lady Elaine Fairchild. #RHOC
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2 months
@iSponge_ May you…may you show us a pic of your dog? 🥺
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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4 years
You know who’s not kicking anyone’s ass? The insecure, overreacting woman who only talks shit as she walks away. #BelowDeck #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeckMediterranean
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4 years
If your whiny, never satisfied daughter wanted a bigger, better home and a more pampered life maybe she shouldn’t have gotten knocked up by a poor ass drummer while on vacation and moved to Ethiopia. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheOtherWay
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3 years
Tom after the “accident.” #RHOBH
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6 months
Did Ben really say that his “last straw” with Sunny was her getting upset that he posted a pic of his “ex” on IG while still lusting after her? HIS last straw? HIS LAST STRAW? HIS LAST STRAW?!!!🤬 #BelowDeck
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4 years
If I’ve learned anything from this episode it’s that Hannah remains as useless as ever. #SummerHouse
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2 years
I demand to know how these unemployed crossing guards can afford a doula. #LifeAfterLockup
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3 years
Nice sob story, stupid bitch. #RHOBH #RHOBHReunion
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3 years
Imagine waiting 13 years for a mf’er to get out of prison only for him to come home to the apartment YOU paid for and nag you about some spilled garlic salt on the stove. #LoveAfterLockup
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1 year
Kyle doesn’t “need to be reminded” that he cheated on Amanda in the past, but reminded everyone that Carl was a cokehead in the past. #SummerHouse #SummerHouseReunion
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3 years
Hannah, you see the way Kyle got upset when Carl spoke about his experiences? That’s the normal way of reacting to your friend’s pain, NOT by giggling and smirking like you did when Amanda spoke, you psychopath. #SummerHouse #SummerHouseReunion
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@blndhairblckhrt She helped her when no one else wanted to? Lol, wut? She’s speaking as if they were going to leave Crystal on the side of the road until buzzards came to feast on her dead carcass… 8.5 is something else.
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@AlexisIsOverIt
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4 years
How 2020 started: How it’s going: #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
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4 years
@davenewworld_2 White Men: “Because I can”™️
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4 years
@pressurepieceB Damn, so beautiful. I’m going to go buy them for my damn self, fuck waiting around and hoping.
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3 years
@_MasterSenpai I was so scared for that fine ass man.
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3 years
@incxgnegrx @j_dunnnn I, too, lost a good soldier. 🥲
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4 years
Who’s surprised Michael chose getting drunk and fucking a greasy haired fool over showing up to court and fighting for his daughters? #LoveAfterLockup #LifeAfterLockup
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4 years
Girl, shut up with all that. You were too busy overreacting over your coochie throbbing to think about Dylan’s wellbeing when it mattered. Save the ugly cry theatrics. 😒 #LoveAfterLockup
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3 years
Virginia’s dream household. #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS
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1 year
She used her kids as an excuse to not get close to Andy and now she’s using Andy as an excuse to get close to drugs. #LoveAfterLockup
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4 years
Shavel’s overbearing, Goomba looking ass really bothers me. This man was a child when he got locked up. Let him be with his momma. #loveafterlockup
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2 years
@thebravobabe_ Next season of VPR will probably not be as one-sided as everyone thought. Lala and Billie Lee got into it the last time Billie Lee was on the show. The producers know what they’re doing and are probably recruiting allies for Tom and Rachel to amp up the drama.
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3 years
Was this supposed to be him defending himself, lol? Wtf? #MAFS #MAFSHouston #MarriedAtFirstSight
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1 year
Look at Paige making fun of Danielle’s reaction while she gossips to Craig. Enjoy your new besties, Danielle. You deserve them. #SummerHouse
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@SomaKazima I don’t care if he’s wrong, he’s right. 😅
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3 years
Indie has been getting mad at our funny tweets when she knows damn well we’ve been right all along…🤦🏻‍♀️ Be mad at your spiritual “husband” for treating you that way and not us for making fun of your “we told you so” dumbass, dumbass. #LoveAfterLockup
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3 years
Entitled ✅ Demanding ✅ Inflated ego ✅ Persecution complex ✅ Yup, she’s definitely a Trumper. #BelowDeckSailing #BelowDeckSailingYacht
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4 years
@BlvckCurrency In March, when people 1st started losing their jobs, housing, & lives, my professor sent out an email saying he would not extend deadlines & we should keep up with the work to “maintain a routine that will keep [our] minds off of everything.” Tore him a new ahole in my review.
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4 years
Heather didn’t think the sex was the best. I don’t blame poor Dylan. Not many men can fuck a pixie demon gremlin enthusiastically when they’re afraid of getting their head or dick bitten off. #LoveAfterLockup
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4 years
Is Izzy really asking Captain Lee for the opportunity to suck at 2 different jobs? #BelowDeck
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4 years
I’m not even a Braunwyn fan, but: 1. Emily was a bigger 2 face than anyone. 2. Elizabeth is a huge liar who doesn’t have Vince Neil’s phone #. 3. Kelly is a Trumping dumbass. 4. Shannon has been nothing but kind to everyone./sarcasm They ALL suck as much as Braunwyn.🤷🏻‍♀️ #RHOC
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2 years
@queensofbravo Ashley knew what she had to do to her make her dancing look better: Surround herself with terrible dancers. 🥰 (Why am I feeling Carl’s awkward yt boy dancing, though? 🤔🧐)
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3 years
So Kam really thought she was going to call Tiffany racist against her own race? This is why everyone thinks you’re dumb, guuurl. #RHOD #RHODReunion
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3 years
@caseyfeigh I missed out on a cake and birthday party for my big 40th last year. I’m getting a redo this year so I’m going to request a cake of when Bambi’s mother gets killed. 🥰
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4 years
You’re having that conversation at your party because YOU brought it up, you shrieking nut job. It was youuuuuu, Mrs. Roper. #RHOC
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He always looks like he needs a blood transfusion, an IV, fifteen hundred hours of sleep, some electrolytes, a vegetable, under eye concealer, a little less meth, and a coffin. #LoveAfterLockup #LifeAfterLockup
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3 years
@corruptpartdeux They need to revoke that surgeon’s medical license.
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2 years
@justseeby @janetheeesq So you want to live a life of choices that are geared toward maximizing fulfillment, mental health, and happiness? You want to be able to CHOOSE the path you take? Pfffft, you must be one of those entitled millennials. /sarcasm
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The new Tres Amigas - instigating, judging, and hypocrisy included. #RHOC
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2 years
@TherealCANDIACE Give a fake tip to Deux Moi that you’re pregnant, but it’s not your husband’s. Gizelle and Robyn will take care of the rest.
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3 years
@_southern88 “Please have a positive attitude” 😂
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4 years
Awww, the blooming friendship between Izzy and Elizabeth, born from their mutual uselessness as stews, is so sweet. 🥰 #BelowDeck
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4 years
Luke and Amanda both need to stop thinking of Hannah as a friend. It’s a completely one-sided friendship. #SummerHouse
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4 years
Another reason I don’t like this sanctimonious, little brown-noser: She’s a meddling know-it-all. You stans can have her. (Reminder: snitch tag and I’ll block you) #BelowDeckMed
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3 years
Imagine you’re a woman who attended this party and you hear this walking muppet-mouthed dingleberry covered in mayonnaise having the audacity… #SummerHouse
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3 years
I don’t care how rich you are, asking hotel and hospitality staff to unpack and pack for you is gross. #BelowDeck #BelowDeckSailing #BelowDeckSailingYacht
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4 years
Madison, Dani is not your little bitch like Austen. Stop trying to control everyone because you’re frustrated with your bad taste in men. #SouthernCharm
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4 years
Shavel talking about “I put 2 and 2 together...they fucked!” like this was written in hieroglyphics. #LoveAfterLockup #LifeAfterLockup
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2 years
Cameron caused unnecessary drama. “My wife had a long day yesterday with the wedding and she needed to stay behind to make sure her daughter was okay to get back to school.” Simple. #LoveAfterLockup
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Shannon’s given us her first “I’ve been nothing but.........to you!” of the season! #RHOC
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Heather isn’t just crazy, she’s a bitch. Getting mad that your man is being an engaging gentleman with your aunts, who are going to let him live with them while he’s on parole? #loveafterlockup
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4 years
This tool looks like the caveman version of Craig from Southern Charm. #BelowDeckSailing #BelowDeckSailingYacht
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2 years
@queensofbravo EJ should’ve brought a camera with filters because that bloated, toddlers and tiaras pageant queen look did not translate in person. 🤭 Kathy punking Rinna, inject it into my veins!
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4 years
Jess: *throwing a tantrum* “We can be single tonight.” Mumbling dumbass: *acts single* Jess: #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeckMediterranean
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@_mothers__ Mayim Bialik. Worked at the UCLA store in the medical center when her & I were both students. Greeted her, she ignored me. I asked how her day was going, she rolled her eyes. She practically snatched her receipt from me when I was done & said nothing when I wished her a good day.
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@BravoObsessed6 Where’s Nene?
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3 years
@queensofbravo Not the thirstiest bitch on RHOBH telling a former thirsty bitch from RHOBH that she’s a thirsty bitch.
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3 years
Amanda’s terrific figure is almost never done justice by the terrible way she dresses. #SummerHouse
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4 years
Barrie needs to send himself to fat camp, the gluttonous, rude fuck. #BelowDeckSailing #BelowDeckSailingYacht
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2 years
Unpopular opinion: Katie has been a consistent asshole to Scheana since they met, I’m not too bothered that she’s finally getting some of that energy back. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #PumpRules
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4 years
@melissabmilner Who’s cutting onions in these comments, damn?!!!
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2 years
Don’t let the fact that Rachel is a POS now distract you from the fact that Lala has been a hypocritical POS for a long time. 🥰 #PumpRules
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3 years
@cuntneykardash I miss THIS Nene. Funny, shady, and involved.
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@jiggyjayy2 I was looking for the frying pan like...
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4 years
Angela is trying to force her daughter to have a baby and some of you still find this woman entertaining. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90DayFiance
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@CurtisNathans I liked how politely they interacted. 😂
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@LoveAndyC Now they can move on to disappoint other people. 🥰🤩🥰
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I’d be laughing at her too. “If you don’t like it, yOu CaN sUbMiT yOuR rEsIgNaTiOn” Girl, fuck you. 🥰 #LoveDuringLockup #LoveAfterLockup
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Me, just trying to make it to 2021. #RHOP
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@BuzzFeedNews Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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@Trappakhan Anyone send it to his wife yet?
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@KARENHUGER What did I miss?
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