Finally cleaned my closet and found one of my favorite T-shirts.
Great organization that was a part of my law journey back in 2019, can’t wait to get back to exoneration work.
#XONR8
@STOPFLEXIN
@lexijawn
@BarkyBoogz
White man angry at black child accomplishing more than his own privileged spawn, says fraud must be at play, story at 11.
@jiggyjayy2
When Patricia shows up to Gavin’s job in her pantsuit and with the stripper, so Gavin rushes to his car as everyone watches, where he then zips out of the parking lot, gets hit by the truck, and dies.
Lol, wut?
@Aquilla15809347
@davenewworld_2
As someone who has taken a real Constitutional Law class, I’d be more than happy to school this bitch while the TJ employee calls police.
Stop trying to reason with them, they want you to engage so they can go on their mindless diatribes.
Tell them the rules & call the cops.
@j_dunnnn
Former FWB messaged me after years when I had an IG to ask if we could resume our fucking endeavors. Turned down the immediate invitation because I had plans but scheduled a meet up for 2 weeks later.
3 days later, he posts an engagement announcement. 😬
@GelbartMarkus
@moisturizednerd
A “paradise” where they displace the locals so they can use it for their own gain.
You misspelled *give me a break, I’m an asshole who thinks “because they can” is a good enough reason for Americans to do anything they damn well please.*
@BarkyBoogz
And some will still “Then you should get a better job” you, not realizing how insane they sound by dehumanizing you and putting the onus on the individual to have to struggle like that for basic survival.
@Kate_Chastain
I’m usually a fan of yours, but please recognize that Gizelle is only friendly to you on that bore of a talk show because she needs to keep a job.
With your history of DV, I would stay in my lane on this one.
Capt. Sandy loves talking a big, hypocritical game about moods, feelings, & professionalism.
*cue replays of Tom throwing tantrums every day & not being fired*
*cue replay of Malia having a meltdown because she couldn’t bone in private*
#BelowDeckMed
#BelowDeckMediterranean
@tinnkky
I read about a third of the book and then felt like shit about how I’ve allowed my body to become a cesspool where trauma goes to die so I stopped reading it.
That’ll make everything better, amirite?
@mikes_hardest_
All my app delivery instructions say, “Please leave food in front of doormat. No need to knock, thank you.”
My fat ass is monitoring that shit on my phone.
Please stop trying to make me see other humans.
If your whiny, never satisfied daughter wanted a bigger, better home and a more pampered life maybe she shouldn’t have gotten knocked up by a poor ass drummer while on vacation and moved to Ethiopia.
#90DayFiance
#90DayFianceTheOtherWay
Did Ben really say that his “last straw” with Sunny was her getting upset that he posted a pic of his “ex” on IG while still lusting after her?
HIS last straw?
HIS LAST STRAW?
HIS LAST STRAW?!!!🤬
#BelowDeck
Imagine waiting 13 years for a mf’er to get out of prison only for him to come home to the apartment YOU paid for and nag you about some spilled garlic salt on the stove.
#LoveAfterLockup
Kyle doesn’t “need to be reminded” that he cheated on Amanda in the past, but reminded everyone that Carl was a cokehead in the past.
#SummerHouse
#SummerHouseReunion
Hannah, you see the way Kyle got upset when Carl spoke about his experiences?
That’s the normal way of reacting to your friend’s pain, NOT by giggling and smirking like you did when Amanda spoke, you psychopath.
#SummerHouse
#SummerHouseReunion
@blndhairblckhrt
She helped her when no one else wanted to? Lol, wut?
She’s speaking as if they were going to leave Crystal on the side of the road until buzzards came to feast on her dead carcass…
8.5 is something else.
Who’s surprised Michael chose getting drunk and fucking a greasy haired fool over showing up to court and fighting for his daughters?
#LoveAfterLockup
#LifeAfterLockup
Girl, shut up with all that.
You were too busy overreacting over your coochie throbbing to think about Dylan’s wellbeing when it mattered.
Save the ugly cry theatrics. 😒
#LoveAfterLockup
@thebravobabe_
Next season of VPR will probably not be as one-sided as everyone thought.
Lala and Billie Lee got into it the last time Billie Lee was on the show.
The producers know what they’re doing and are probably recruiting allies for Tom and Rachel to amp up the drama.
Indie has been getting mad at our funny tweets when she knows damn well we’ve been right all along…🤦🏻♀️
Be mad at your spiritual “husband” for treating you that way and not us for making fun of your “we told you so” dumbass, dumbass.
#LoveAfterLockup
@BlvckCurrency
In March, when people 1st started losing their jobs, housing, & lives, my professor sent out an email saying he would not extend deadlines & we should keep up with the work to “maintain a routine that will keep [our] minds off of everything.” Tore him a new ahole in my review.
Heather didn’t think the sex was the best.
I don’t blame poor Dylan.
Not many men can fuck a pixie demon gremlin enthusiastically when they’re afraid of getting their head or dick bitten off.
#LoveAfterLockup
I’m not even a Braunwyn fan, but:
1. Emily was a bigger 2 face than anyone.
2. Elizabeth is a huge liar who doesn’t have Vince Neil’s phone #.
3. Kelly is a Trumping dumbass.
4. Shannon has been nothing but kind to everyone./sarcasm
They ALL suck as much as Braunwyn.🤷🏻♀️
#RHOC
@queensofbravo
Ashley knew what she had to do to her make her dancing look better: Surround herself with terrible dancers. 🥰
(Why am I feeling Carl’s awkward yt boy dancing, though? 🤔🧐)
@caseyfeigh
I missed out on a cake and birthday party for my big 40th last year.
I’m getting a redo this year so I’m going to request a cake of when Bambi’s mother gets killed. 🥰
He always looks like he needs a blood transfusion, an IV, fifteen hundred hours of sleep, some electrolytes, a vegetable, under eye concealer, a little less meth, and a coffin.
#LoveAfterLockup
#LifeAfterLockup
@justseeby
@janetheeesq
So you want to live a life of choices that are geared toward maximizing fulfillment, mental health, and happiness? You want to be able to CHOOSE the path you take?
Pfffft, you must be one of those entitled millennials.
/sarcasm
Another reason I don’t like this sanctimonious, little brown-noser: She’s a meddling know-it-all.
You stans can have her.
(Reminder: snitch tag and I’ll block you)
#BelowDeckMed
Imagine you’re a woman who attended this party and you hear this walking muppet-mouthed dingleberry covered in mayonnaise having the audacity…
#SummerHouse
Madison, Dani is not your little bitch like Austen. Stop trying to control everyone because you’re frustrated with your bad taste in men.
#SouthernCharm
Cameron caused unnecessary drama.
“My wife had a long day yesterday with the wedding and she needed to stay behind to make sure her daughter was okay to get back to school.”
Simple.
#LoveAfterLockup
Heather isn’t just crazy, she’s a bitch.
Getting mad that your man is being an engaging gentleman with your aunts, who are going to let him live with them while he’s on parole?
#loveafterlockup
@queensofbravo
EJ should’ve brought a camera with filters because that bloated, toddlers and tiaras pageant queen look did not translate in person. 🤭
Kathy punking Rinna, inject it into my veins!
@_mothers__
Mayim Bialik. Worked at the UCLA store in the medical center when her & I were both students. Greeted her, she ignored me. I asked how her day was going, she rolled her eyes. She practically snatched her receipt from me when I was done & said nothing when I wished her a good day.
Unpopular opinion: Katie has been a consistent asshole to Scheana since they met, I’m not too bothered that she’s finally getting some of that energy back. 🤷🏻♀️
#PumpRules