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@AlexanderZPain

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I chronicle the history of the Zombie Apocalypse. #writer #WolfPackAuthor Please visit my Amazon page:

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@AlexanderZPain
Alexander Pain
7 months
It's #Sunday , you're going to miss McDonalds breakfast hours, you don't have time to get dressed for church, and football isn't on yet. There's only one thing to do. Read - Zombie Complex #zombies #horror humor
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@AlexanderZPain
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@MichaelPSenger It seems like every single scientist or doctor who expressed a concern got canceled, fired, or deplatformed. Now, we find out many of the concerns were totally valid and worthy of study. ๐Ÿ™„
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3 years
Virginia Beach and Seattle just made TripAdvisor lists for top BBQ destinations. Which just goes to show you that people who know where good BBQ places are ain't dumb enough to put 'em on a list for God and everybody with a cellphone and an App to see.
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@AlexanderZPain
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@SlenderSherbet I'm glad the media is investing in high quality, experienced, military affairs reporters.
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2 years
@catturd2 @NikkiFried She should see what every successful dude has to go through to get on the Supreme Court.๐Ÿ˜‰
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2 years
@phildstewart Not invading neighbors is always an option.
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@AlexanderZPain
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3 years
@EducationaIGIFs @LadonRj And just a few months later, the airplane gives birth.
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@AlexanderZPain
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3 years
@HealWithKasey Not my wife and me. But, we like social distancing. If I can touch someone with a sword, they are too damn close.
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2 years
@catturd2 Let's see-- Eating meat to piss off Vegans. Driving around to piss off environmentalists. Buying stuff to piss off communists. Giving thanks that my ancestors didn't get scalped to piss off native Americans. ๐Ÿค” Maybe I'll go to the range on Friday to piss off anyone left?
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@AlexanderZPain
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5 years
@UnbalancedMemes $136,000 in student loans to study modern dance are about to payoff!
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@AlexanderZPain
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3 years
@Denzera @JonErlichman @ZoddaZone There was an intangible something to walking the aisles of the video store, grabbing tapes, discussing them with friends, and going home to watch the movie together.
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@AlexanderZPain
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2 years
@UnfazedWil @Micah_Not_Micha @TMZ If I got called for jury duty, hauled down to the courthouse, and sat through two days of testimony for a plaintiff that was taunting Mike Tyson and got beat, I would not find for the plaintiff. ๐Ÿค”
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@AlexanderZPain
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5 years
@DGComedy @ABC Girlfriends can be replaced, but chances to make a. viral video don't happen everyday.
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1 year
@jimrosecircus1 Hungry, hungry hippo isn't a game. It's a warning.
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4 years
@ABC Correction: You mean as protestors trespassed, marched through their front gate, and well into their property.
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@AlexanderZPain
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3 years
@ThatEricAlper Companies that would hire American liberal arts majors and train them in whatever specific tech skills they needed.
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@AlexanderZPain
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3 years
@engineers_feed 8+7 = 15 20 + 40 = 60 60 + 15 = 75 75 a wide ribbon of asphalt that leads to Florida, palm trees, and adventure. 75 leads to 10. 10 leads to Jacksonville. I'd love to be in Florida right now. I could get fresh fish and shrimp. The answer is 10.
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@AlexanderZPain
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2 years
@catturd2 When the Saudis come out of the woodwork and our Justice Department refuses to investigate the board's fiduciary malfeasance, we may just see that Twitter is already someone's tool. ๐Ÿค”
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@AlexanderZPain
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2 months
@Tactical_review It almost sounds like she doesn't trust black and Latino people and thinks that they'll behave so badly that everyone will demand gun control. ๐Ÿค” Seems like the racism of low expectations. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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@AlexanderZPain
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3 years
@CariKelemen @motocarbus The obvious question for actual journalists would be "What do the medical workers know and why are they so adamant about not taking the vaccine?" It's a valid question and should be part of the public policy debate. Assuming we still have those? @CNN @ABC @CBSNews @NBCNews
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@AlexanderZPain
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2 years
Readers - It's #Saturday ! The #weekend is here! You have 99 cents! Live a little! Before the dead come to town . . . Read Zombie Complex must read ebook horror with snarky humor on Kindle Free on #KindleUnlimited Cheap in Paperback
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3 years
@AntiqueSully @JaneyMackWriter @DLoesch That guy took a rare Service Academy nomination slot from someone's kid.
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5 years
@41Strange Things NOT to do in this lifetime.
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6 years
#InThe80sWe got into our cars the right way . . .
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@AlexanderZPain
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5 years
Now that #IndieApril is over, I can plow all my earnings from last month's book sales into buying new #indiebooks from the #writingcommunity . Respond with a link to your #book or #shortstory !
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@Telegraph Here's what I suspect-- 1. You have commercial property investments. 2. You hate the planet and want energy wasted so that workers can be in your presence. 3. You don't care about society and want to make sure parents spend 2 hours away from their families. 4. You're Theory X. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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@AlexanderZPain
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3 years
@Underdogsbiteup @geezerpaulr After awhile you really start to wonder how many rounds are in the chamber . . . Will jab 1 start some heart issue, how 'bout jab 2, how 'bout jab 3, how 'bout jab N?
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@gnuman1979 Pretty smart of the bear to read the bear warning and turnaround. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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@WonderW97800751 Bride was already mad at the lady in red. Someone got unfriended . . .
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4 years
Follow #Science they say. #sciencewillwin they say. What if the scientists are placed in a steel cage and placed in the middle of a horde of #zombies ? Let's see if #ScienceIsBack ! Read Zombie Cage #99cents for #Kindle #ZombieApocalypse #shortstory #horror
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3 years
@MsAvaArmstrong 1. How do they get the energy to walk across Central America? 2. Shouldn't parents who drop unaccompanied minors off at a foreign country be prosecuted for child abuse and neglect?
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@AlexanderZPain
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5 years
The scoreboard doesn't show it, but @UTM_FOOTBALL packs a lot of fight for a smaller program. Their players are staying in every play, running hard, and tackling well. As a #Gator fan, I think they'll go onto a great season and they're definitely an opponent worthy of respect!
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3 years
@AP Hmmm.... You seem very unbiased today. ๐Ÿค” You don't talk about the 9th district this way.๐Ÿ™„
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3 years
Imagine this gate stands between you and 6 million #zombies . Can you survive? #Read Zombie Complex #US : #UnitedKingdom : #Canada : #Australia : #zombieapocalypse #horror #humor
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@Rambobiggs @Dougydoug79 She's a lumberjack and that's o.k. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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@CovertShores Of all the countries that should know not to park all their ships in a nice neat row . . . ๐Ÿค”
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3 years
@GingerGano Stacey Abrams. She's not elected to anything yet. However, she tells some big lies about Georgia that play well out-of-state with people who assume the state is a combo of "In the Heat of the Night" and "Deliverance."
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3 years
@ThatEricAlper I like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark when they put the lost of ark of the covenant in a government warehouse with all the work I ever did as a government contractor.
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3 years
@ThatEricAlper Rapscallion
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@AlexanderZPain
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6 years
#TuesdayThoughts You don't need a bat, a knife, a hatchet, a chainsaw, or a gun. But, if #zombies come, you'll be glad you had one! #Read Zombie Complex ( ). #mustread #horror #99cents on #Kindle #Free on #KindleUnlimited #Cheap #Paperback
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3 years
@Tactical_review Now that I think about it, the schools definitely need to teach some folks to always use a condom. ๐Ÿค”
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2 years
#Sunday is a good day to read Zombie Complex: The Battle for Chattahoochee Run! It has #zombies , mayhem, horror, action, and humor. Plus, it's only 99 cents. #BookBoost
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@AlexanderZPain
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5 years
#horrorfans If you are looking for a creepy #novel , I recommend "Shadows of Sleep" by @AaronGritsch . I've read it and heartily recommend it. #mustread #horrorfiction
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@AlexanderZPain
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3 years
@YALiberty @BmHalls Denying medical services to the unvaccinated is immoral. We don't deny medical care to murderers, drunk drivers, drug addicts, reckless drivers, and countless others who take health risks.
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3 years
@ThatEricAlper Check out the big brain on Brett!
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4 years
#WednesdayWisdom If you are ready for #zombies , you are probably ready for anything else that comes your way. #Read my #novel Zombie Complex. It's available on #Amazon here-- #horror #humor #ZombieApocalypse #TWD #TWDFamily
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@historylvrsclub But they saved all that money by not building guard rails around elevated walkways.
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@AlexanderZPain
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7 months
#MondayMotivation - Remember what you did last week. Status meetings ahead! To escape all that, tonight you can Read Zombie Complex: The Battle for Chattahoochee Run. #zombies #horror fun! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@AlexanderZPain
Alexander Pain
4 years
@IAMSteveCox @DanielNewman If @bathbodyworks doesn't terminate the employees who removed the unruly lady who trashed their displays and damaged their merchandise, I'll buy my wife some stuff from there as soon as they make the announcement.
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#Sunday is a good day to read Zombie Complex: The Battle for Chattahoochee Run! It has #zombies , mayhem, horror, action, and humor. Plus, it's only 99 cents. Add it to your list of #mustread Zombie books!
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2 years
Good Morning #Europe Read Zombie Complex France Germany Italy Netherlands Spain Sweden Poland #Zombie #booktwt
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5 years
#Readers - This thoughtful #horror #novel deserves more #reviews ! It's a harrowing jouney.
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Aaron Gritsch
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My terrifying and five star rated dark story of the strange beings known as Shadow People.
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@AaronGritsch Damn you @AaronGritsch and your scary ass #mustread #horror #book . Look what I saw last night! It's, it's, it's oh my God!
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5 years
When the most vulnerable are forced to fend for themselves, that's when #horror happens! Read my #NewRelease #shortstory Neither Seen nor Heard #USA #canada #UnitedKingdom #shortstorysunday #zombies
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There's nothing like a #ZombieApocalypse to bring folks together. Jake and Karen realize the truth about surviving #zombies : "We can unite or we can be eaten one at a time." But, can they enlist their neighbors? #Read Zombie Complex #Humor #Snark & #Zeds
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Before her most famous battle, she faced a fantastic foe. #Read a #fictional #adventure of the U.S.S. Petrel in "Frost Harbor"--a #shortstory that can be found exclusively in the #WolfPackAuthors #charity Anthology. Order "Once Upon A WolfPack" today!
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3 years
Weak. So weak. With every dance forbidden, every laugh stifled, every musician silenced, every schoolgirl's dream extinguished, and the eyes of children revealing no twinkles, magic vanished. As holy warriors entered his cave, Great Wing's last breath would be FIRE! #satsplat
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3 years
#ThursdayThoughts You better lock and load your #Kindle now, because the dead aren't going to smell any better this weekend! Join the fight in #apartments under siege! Read- Zombie Complex #99cents on #Kindle #WolfPackAuthors #Horror #TWD #zombies #IARTG
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#TuesdayThoughts : Is running through the graveyard ever a good idea? ๐Ÿค” Read Zombie Complex! #zombieapocalyse #horror
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2 years
@phildstewart If nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons are deployed, we may have to help the Ukrainians kick it up a notch.
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#TuesdayThoughts You don't need a bat, a knife, a hatchet, an axe, a chainsaw, or a gun. But, if #zombies come, you'll be glad you had one! #Read Zombie Complex #mustread #horror #99cents on #Kindle #Free on #KindleUnlimited #Cheap in #paperback
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2 years
@alexandrosM If anyone stands for freedom of speech, it's Saudi Arabia. ๐Ÿ™„
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2 years
#ThursdayThoughts You deserve a good read that holds the line against inflation! Buy Zombie Complex today and join the fight in apartments under siege! Still just #99cents on Kindle #zombies
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2 months
@astitchinglife @DaveAtherton20 Let us know when you are ready to behead people over 'alot.' ๐Ÿ˜‰
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2 years
#Readers around the world are joining the fight against #zombies !!! Make a stand with the residents of these #apartments ! Read Zombie Complex #Australia #India #Singapore #Japan
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3 years
@Tactical_review That is exactly how every hoodlum downtown should load a stolen HK.๐Ÿค”
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3 years
It's #Midnight , you are getting very #sleepy your eyes are getting heavy and you feel #relaxed but before you nod off you want to read about #zombies ! Download Zombie Complex () for #Kindle now. #books
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@AlexanderZPain
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2 years
@catturd2 I was driving across a large part of GA yesterday and saw lots of new factories and warehouses that Brian Kemp's efforts brought to our state. I appreciate that Governor #briankemp knows the law and constitution of Georgia and has the courage to follow it even under pressure.
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#FridayThoughts You survived a work week. Can you survive a #ZombieApocalypse ? Read- Zombie Complex 99cents on Kindle #WolfPackAuthors Horror humor TWD zombies
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#ThursdayThoughts You better lock and load your Kindle now, because the dead aren't going to smell any better this weekend! Join the fight in apartments under siege! Read- Zombie Complex 99 cents on Kindle #zombies
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Alexander Pain
2 years
#MondayMotivation #Monday starts with the buzz of an alarm, the mule kick of strong coffee, and meetings til noon FOR YOU! I HAVE THE DAY OFF! Still sneak a #novel onto your #Kindle . Make that #novel Zombie Complex and make the best of your day!
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#TuesdayThoughts You don't need a bat, a knife, a hatchet, a chainsaw, or a gun. But, if #zombies come, you'll be glad you had one! #Read Zombie Complex ( ). #mustread #horror #99cents on #Kindle #Free on #KindleUnlimited #Cheap #paperback
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3 years
#readers , If you seek new #writers , there's no better place to look than the #WolfPackAuthors . Our #shortstory anthologies (Once Upon a WolfPack & Howling at the Moon) are #free on #Amazon and most other #ebook platforms. #HappyHolidays & Happy #Reading #booktwt #BookTwitter
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In the heat of the night, I've got zombies on the wall, and I don't know if I've got ammo to stop them all. Read Zombie Complex #zombie #horror on #Kindle or paperback to get your reading back on track!
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@AlexanderZPain
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6 years
#InThe80sWe left the house without a phone!
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1 year
#ThursdayThoughts #zombies don't discriminate based on race, sex, religion, or nationality. You can become a zombie. It depends on how well you run, hide, or fight. Zombie Complex 99 cents on Kindle Free on KindleUnlimited WolfPackAuthors #horror
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3 years
My favorite #shortstory "Neither Seen Nor Heard" is #free all weekend. This tale of an elderly #veteran helping his great grandchildren survive #zombies has gotten great reviews. Read it as a #freebie and leave a #review of your own. #zombieapocalypse
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#ThursdayThoughts Step away from the Twitter. This is the #book you're looking for . . . #Read Zombie Complex () #99cents on #Kindle #Free on #KindleUnlimited #Cheap in #paperback #Zombies #ZombieApocalypse #TheForce in advertising!
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2 years
@PeterSweden7 I'll BBQ vegans before I eat bugs.
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@AlexanderZPain
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4 years
@Wethepeoplethe2 @LuckieKathy @symonelyfy It makes much more sense to plan for snowplows in Pittsburgh. If you only had major snow every 10 or 20 years, you'd allocate resources differently. However, not winterizing the power grid at all is pretty negligent.
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#WednesdayWisdom If you are ready for zombies, you are probably ready for anything else that comes your way. Read my novel Zombie Complex: The Battle for Chattahoochee Run It's available on Amazon here-- horror humor #ZombieApocalypse
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3 years
#MarsRoverJustFound An Angry Gorn!
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Busy #Saturday ? Errands to run? Shopping to do? No time? No worries. I've got a great #shortstory for you! Imagine studying a horde of #zombies from the safety of a protective cage. Zombie Cage: A Short Story
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