Alex MacGugan @AlexGoog Twitter profile

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

5 years

Buy a family pack of bog roll from the Asda.

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5 years

What would you do with £5K ?

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How long did you have to wait for the Fury vs Ngannou fight grandad? #FuryvsNgannou

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3 years

Sick of seeing birds chattin’ they want to look like J-Lo when they’re 50, when they don’t look like her at 25. I’d love to look like Brad Pitt when I’m 50 but I look like James Arthur.

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2 years

Is she fit…. or is she just the only bird my age at the airport?

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3 years

@__ConHart Like asking for the manager to complain about them and they are the manager. Mings lad the lot of them. 😂

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Still find It mad how they knocked a vaccine out in like 6 months, yet they still can’t make an orange Luco stay fizzy after 3 swigs.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Just walked past a bird and she goes to her mate. ‘He looks like James Arthur’ tar girl, sunniest day of the year and you ruin my day.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Everyone talking about this wheels and doors debate are forgetting about the 9 million bicycles in Beijing.

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3 years

Question More wheels or doors in the world ? I’m saying wheels

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5 years

Ibiza is trending, the ibiza balloons twitter account is going to melt. 🎈

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Jake fighting to stop Liberty from splitting up with him. #LoveIsland

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@AlexGoog

6 years

Flight booked back to Ibiza for season 47, is it my last one? Is it fuck. 👙

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@AlexGoog

4 years

Could literally tweet ‘aw me nan’s fell over in the shower in ibiza’ and ibiza balloons would be like ‘🥳 🎉 🎈 🎈’

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@AlexGoog

2 years

Got asked if I sell beak and I said nah I don’t sell drugs and they replied. ‘Why are you dressed like that then’? 😩

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@AlexGoog

4 years

Just shaved my chest in the garden whilst drinking a blue wkd and the neighbour came out looked me square in the eye and went ‘alright pal’? No, not really mate.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

3 years

Not one person goes on to Love Island to find love. They go on it to sell toothpaste.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

2 years

Guardia civil in Ibiza on the westend when the bar is still open at 03:01.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

Being in a relationship is just telling the other person that they’re not watching the programme because they’re on their phone and then them saying the same to you 10 minutes later.

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@AlexGoog

2 years

Just had a message on the bars Facebook page. 😂 two things… 1. it’s fucking January and 2. No we fucking won’t be. #ibiza

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@AlexGoog

2 years

Abdul come closer.

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@NoContextBrits

2 years

What’s the most British phrase of all-time?

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3 years

Jake training Liberty to sit before letting her speak to Kaz. #LoveIsland

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

We don’t deserve @LittleMix you know. 4 beltin’ birds that can sing, dance and know what’s what. Oh an’ anyone that slagged Jessy off, I hope you get cystitis.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

How can I be remembering conversations I had in secondary school but not to turn my indicator off for 5 miles on the motorway?

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

Just tried to take a little action shot of my bird sat in the sun because she looked beautiful, but the front camera was on and I got a shot of my chippy tits. Fewmin.

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4 years

Seeing the buzz around Ibiza with the bars starting to re-open is quite frankly ball tingling. Yup Sinn Fein.

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3 years

Why are none of the birds not telling Faye to shut the fuck up? Sabotage for the money I reckon. Awful person that doesn’t deserve a feller like Teddy, calm collected and articulate. Wish he was my feller.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Priya telling Faye ‘we didn’t vote for you’ before leaving. #loveisland

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@AlexGoog

3 years

@SuppressedSikh Fully blind or just registered blind? Like they can’t drive but they could use an iPad?

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@AlexGoog

4 years

Where’s everyone going on thier first post COVID holiday and why’s it ibiza?

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Love how ibiza is on everybody’s mind. Soon as you were allowed to fly everyone booked old and young. Boss.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

1st of March. Summer is on her way, back to Ibiza this month and clubs open next month. 💃 🌞

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2 years

I’ve been at a drag show at ibiza rocks all day talking about blowjobs and the gayest thing I’ve heard was someone calling their dinner lunch.

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@AlexGoog

2 years

The temperature in ibiza is very much identical to how I feel at the minute. 31 feels like 45.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

I look at flights to Ibiza like first time mothers look at their new born babies. ✈️ ☀️

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@AlexGoog

4 years

The government aren’t stopping you from seeing your family at Christmas. You are stopping yourself. Go and see them it might be the last time do you.

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@AlexGoog

5 years

Wanting to last longer by having a tactical wank but then not being able to get a lob on because I’ve had a wank.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

I can’t wait to go back to ibiza in a couple of weeks to chill out. These winters in Manchester are rough as toast. I hate all of you. I’m never coming back.

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3 years

The amount of people fooled by this video is astounding. Not because people are stupid or because they don’t understand satire. It’s because it is exactly how the tories answer their questions. It’s so close it’s believable.

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@RosieisaHolt

3 years

MP doesn’t know whether she attended Downing St Party

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@AlexGoog

4 years

How many years do you have to be alive to not be shocked that it goes dark early when the clocks go back? It happens every year.

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@AlexGoog

5 years

Woke up with my undies near my knees home alone, you know you’re pissed when you can’t even shag yourself.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

People actually got out of bed took their own pen and voted Tory. Be vigilant people they’re amongst us.

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4 years

So are we not going to talk about Tom Hanks becoming a Greek citizen to get away with being a nonce or are we just going to chat shit about masks?

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Ah that’s where I get my tits from.

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@Fact

3 years

Your height is generally determined by your father. Intelligence, emotional strength and body shape is determined by the mother.

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3 years

There’s some shite waffled on this app but this is by far the worst. The potato is the most versatile food out there. Mash Roasties Jackets Chips Crisps Croquettes Wedges Dauphinois Smiley faces/waffles Bombay potatoes Skin on fries Potato skins Vodka FUCKING HASH BROWNS.

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@xixnya

3 years

Potatoes are overrated in general tbh, whoever decided to cook them must’ve been going through a midlife crisis

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2 years

Why when birds get pregnant do they all do implied nude photo shoots? Like why are you in the woods naked?

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Maybe just maybe, everyone hasn’t got ADHD. Maybe it’s just a human trait to not be able to focus on things that are monotonous and bore the fuck out of us.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Wish Trump still had Twitter. Bet he’s rocking in his kitchen with some heavy tweets.

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@AlexGoog

5 years

Rather watch me Nan get out the bath than face someone on a flight back from Ibiza.

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@AlexGoog

5 years

Nonces fly in jeans.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

I fucking love Christmas me you know. Seeing everyone’s dinner’s. Everyone having a bevvy at 9am and messaging each other being nice. Boss. ☃️

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Grown men defending him on here in broad daylight. Mad.

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4 years

There needs to be more funding into finding a vaccine for hayfever.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

@oreomaven @ladbible You should be number one for this list. 😂

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@AlexGoog

4 years

Don’t think April fool’s day has ever or will ever be funny.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Made up sun beds are opening today so that the same recycled tweet about how everyone’s going to twat 12 mins will fuck off.

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@AlexGoog

4 years

Tell you what scraping ice off a car window with an e11 medical card in the snow will make me never complain about standing in the heat at the egg round about in ibiza ever again. Just want to sell tickets again now.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

False, it’s second behind @Keir_Starmer

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3 years

The giant squid is the largest animal without a backbone

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5 years

Being gay isn’t a choice but being a Tory is. I wonder if Boris would want a selfie with Philip Scofield now.

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@AlexGoog

4 years

Ey! No dancing! Don’t play Fleetwood Mac then. #ibiza

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@AlexGoog

3 years

I miss Ibiza so much it actually hurts my feelings.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

Channel 4 is the best terrestrial tele channel. Where else would you see Tony Bellew screaming let’s fucking have it to Anthea Turner and a bird with one arm.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

22.2.22 today and it’s a sign of hope… well I just went to subway and they only had brown bread. So get fucked.

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@AlexGoog

1 year

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ 😂😂😂

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

3 years

Just had a Capri-sun with a paper straw. The only way I can describe it is like trying to thumb it in after a night on the ale.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Wtf is this Emily Attack show about btw, is the audience getting paid to laugh? Talking of #bekind ITV be kind and pull the plug, I’d rather watch my my nan get out the bath.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

5 years

80 mile round trip back home to vote because... fuck the tories.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

3 years

Made up to see everyone out in Liverpool this weekend for the first event not socially distanced. It’s been a while, be safe and remember to do your stretches. Oh and if you were one to complain about it you’re a crab.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Never got my head around the whole go to heaven for 72 virgins me. Do you remember your first time… Why would you want 72 of them?

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@AlexGoog

4 years

If you follow and RT Katie Hopkins giving her more clout then you’re part of the problem same as RT’ing the s*n. I cannot stand that dusty arl bint.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Sex education is easily one of the best written and cast programmes I’ve ever seen. Wish I went to that school.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

The more people tweet about Steven Bare the more he will trend and more people will view that piece of ham scrannin’ his hoop. Don’t say his name and don’t share the S*n, it’s easy.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

Mr brightside trending, was hoping it had died. Worst song ever.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

3 years

That sun doesn’t half change your mood you know. ☀️

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

3 years

I’d like to report a crime. This is what happens when you stop bullying.

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3 years

TikTokers gotta stop doing this to service workers

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

Shared Runcorn.

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@adamrowecomedy

4 years

The Government are stupid cunts who haven’t got a clue what they’re doing. Pass it on.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Producers at love island really need to stop putting fuck all on all episode and then a cliff hanger at the end. We’re all going to watch tomorrow anyway, because there’s fuck all else to do.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

3 years

Sometimes I fall asleep in 6 seconds and sometimes I lay there for 4 hours wondering how many birds have I ever given the ick.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

What is a billionaire doing on tinder? Hahahah that’s the first red flag girl. She seen a Rolls Royce and that ‘don’t talk to strange men’ went right out the window. 😂 #tinderswindler

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

3 years

Ibiza clubs to open in April 🙌 ☀️

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

2 years

Only in ibiza 😩😂 #ibiza2022

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

2 years

If you’re selling pictures of your box on the internet surely that has to be your main income. Your Fanny can’t be a side hustle along with 2 jobs, it’s not juice plus.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

When you get your first boner after the bender.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

2 years

Imagine your grandkids finding out you were involved in the great Aldi/Prime looting epidemic, fucking virgins. Bring back bullying.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

Been dreaming of ibiza every day since I left in October, I’ve been outside for 10 minutes I’m pink, I’ve swallowed three midgies and I’ve had a barney with a wasp I miss christmas.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

3 years

If them forex traders didn’t exist I wouldn’t get any notifications.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

Who ever needs to hear this please listen. If you’re the best footballer in the world, or the best singer or the best DJ and you rape some one... you’re a rapist. End of. Nothing more nothing less.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

3 years

Great news from ibiza today. No PCR rest required to enter is a baby step in the right direction just need the UK to abolish the quarantine on returning.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

It’s 2020 and Lucozade still haven’t found a way to stay fizzy after 3 swigs.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

Eh life needs to be lived you know. Like fuck what everyone thinks. You want travel the world and become a DJ, Do it. Want to quit your job and make an onlyfans? Do it. Want to learn to play the flute with your fanny? Fucking do it.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

Hate the term ‘photo dump’.

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@AlexGoog

3 years

@jesshiltonx1 Can just imagine him now, sat in the dungeon at 4am listening to your rendition of Jolene.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

6 years

Twitter is mad, Instagram you get banned for three days for a nipple, I’ve just scrolled down my twitter feed seen a vulva, 3 pairs of tits and a pair of bollox.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

Imagine me and our kid doing this and you could see the shaft of our dicks through our shorts, we’d be arrested. Madness.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

4 years

Hello, police? I’d like to report a nonce.

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4 years

if someone spoke to me like this i would consider murder

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

6 years

@chelsfergo There are like 12 men in the world that think this. That’s like me saying. ‘It’s 2019 and women still think that not vaccinating their children is for the kids benefit.

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Alex MacGugan

@AlexGoog

1 year

Anyone in ibiza this year and needs tickets for anything give me a shout. We do beds, tables, villas and boats too.